Chapter 25: Close Your Eyes and Fake Dizziness
After ten laps, the big black man Chen Yilun didn't care about his image at all, and the whole person fell on the grass in the green shade field, panting heavily.
Lu Chen was also very tired, his whole body was covered with sweat, and his clothes that didn't fit properly were stained with sweat, sticky and sticky all on his body, like tights, which was extremely uncomfortable.
Lu Chen pulled the clothes on his body, thinking that he had to get clothes, otherwise it would be uncomfortable, and the little girl in the past was still staring at herself, and she couldn't think of being famous.
"Hey, Lao Chen, while the instructor didn't find out, I'll sneak away to get dressed first. ”
Lu Chen patted Chen Yilun's foot and stood up.
Everything about Yunhai University was still very impressive, and Lu Chen came to the storage room on the first floor of the administrative building.
smashed the door, opened the box and tried on clothes, tossed for a while, and finally changed his clothes, the size was appropriate, and Lu Chen stretched his waist comfortably.
"The wild girl who bumped into me will make Lao Tzu embarrassed, and sooner or later I will pick you up and reward you with rattan. ”
Lu Chen vomited, then closed the door of the storage room, put the lock on at will, looked at no one around, and ran away.
Back on the field, Chen Yilun had already entered the ranks, and was receiving hard training with his classmates, standing one by one with military qualifications, except for his eyes, no one dared to move.
Report. ”
Lu Chen returned to his class phalanx and shouted at the black-faced instructor.
The instructor looked back at Lu Chen, and seemed to be quite satisfied with his dress at the moment, and did not punish him again, only said that he entered the ranks, and continued to supervise this group of students with a cold face.
After Lu Chen entered the ranks, he stood for less than ten minutes, and the instructor shouted to rest, and then walked away.
The students instantly collapsed on the ground like deflated balls, and some of them ran to the sidelines to fetch water.
"Mom, damn it, I knew that college was so hard, I should have taken a sick leave to go home and lie down for a few days after reporting, so I missed my bed. ”
Chen Yilun poured most of the bottle of mineral water and spit out his tongue and complained.
"Come on, you still want to avoid military training?"
Tan Shengbin pushed Chen Yilun: "Military training is credit-worthy, and you can't hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't avoid fifteen, if you miss it, you will accompany your younger brothers and sisters to make up for training next year, which is more embarrassing than Lu Chen." ”
"Damn, old Tan, you say it, why are you pulling me?"
Lu Chen sat and kicked the other party.
"Hehe, I said Lu Chen, your appearance today is absolutely thunderous, do you feel that you suddenly have a lot of vision?"
Tan Shengbin raised his eyebrows and smiled sheepishly.
"Hehe, do you want to change you?"
Lu Chen glanced at him: "I still have the clothes, I can change them for you at any time." ”
"Well, buddy is still self-aware, not as handsome as you, can't carry such a big flag......"
After Tan Shengbin finished speaking, he hurriedly moved his position to avoid being kicked again.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, with the instructor's order, the afternoon military training kicked off again, and the first appearance was still a half-hour military posture.
"Report to the instructor, I have a stomachache ......"
After standing for less than ten minutes, a female voice suddenly came from the phalanx.
"What's going on?
The instructor followed the voice to the girl's side and looked at her carefully.
Facing the instructor's eyes, the girl didn't know whether it was really painful or panicked, so she covered her stomach and looked a little dodgy.
"Report to the instructor, I... I'm dizzy......"
In another corner of the phalanx, another female voice suddenly sounded.
The instructor's face was gloomy and he frowned slightly.
"Report to the instructor, I flashed my ......"
......
"Report to the instructor, I... My aunt is here......"
......
As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed.
In the face of one report after another, the instructor was obviously unconvinced, and his face was gloomy.
Just as the instructor was about to get angry, Lu Chen stepped forward directly, and a knee was gently pushed towards the back joint of the girl's inner knee, and the girl suddenly lost her balance, and her body fell backwards naturally, just like the real thing.
At the moment when she fell, Lu Chen suddenly stepped forward to support her.
The girl was sudden, and she was almost about to scold, when she heard a soft whisper in her ear: "Close your eyes and pretend to be dizzy." ”
The girl suddenly realized, and immediately played her upper body, closed her eyes, bit her lip, and fell directly into Lu Chen's arms with a painful look.
"Report to the instructor, it's not good, someone here has fainted. ”
Lu Chen raised his hand and shouted loudly while supporting the girl.
When the instructor heard the news, he saw that the girl was squinting, her face was pale, her expression was uncomfortable, and she didn't seem to be pretending, so he hurriedly beckoned a few people around her to help her to rest on the sidelines, and temporarily dismissed the girl, leaving only the boy to train.
"Wen Shanshan, amazing, I didn't expect your acting skills to be so good, you have caught up with the actress. ”
A group of people came to the sidelines with a smile, and Tang Minyi, the most lively girl in the class, gave Wen Shanshan a thumbs up.
"Hey, where can I do it, it's the boy in the back who helped me. ”
Wen Shanshan didn't dare to ask for credit, and directly told everyone what had just happened.
"Oh, there's a situation. ”
Tang Minyi raised her eyebrows, came over directly and hugged Wen Shanshan, and said in a weird manner: "Shanshan, you are still attractive, how about it?"
"Come less, take care of yourself. ”
Wen Shanshan broke free of Tang Minyi's arm and looked at her angrily: "Minyi, you are really bold enough, others have headaches and stomachaches, you are good, the eldest aunt is here, you are embarrassed to say it." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.
"It's... Isn't this a trick......"
Tang Minyi originally had a big grinning character, and when she was laughed at by everyone, her face turned red, and she shook her short hair and muttered: "Hmph, I knew that my sister was red......
"Puff"
It undoubtedly caused another burst of laughter.
Everyone was frolicking here, but the corners of Wen Shanshan's mouth were slightly upturned, and she smiled without saying a word.
......
After more than an hour, the boy finally got a rest, and one or two of them, tired like dogs, threw themselves on the grass and complained.
"It's still a girl's comfort, and you can escape training by pretending to faint. ”
Tan Shengbin propped up the ground with his backhand to the sky, and looked at the girl in the shade of the opposite tree with envy.
"Old Tan, or I'll give you a sunflower book, and you can be a girl after you finish practicing. ”
Yuan Weiming said to him shyly.
"Get out!"
Tan Shengbin scolded the other party in disgust.
At this time, boys and girls are clearly distinguished, with the school road as the boundary, and they are on both sides.
"Hehe, brothers, there are a total of 57 people in our class, 33 boys, 24 girls, more wolves and less meat, now the opportunity is on the other side, who has the courage to take the lead first?"
Yuan Weiming grinned and coaxed.
The boys looked at each other, and finally they all lowered their heads, and no one dared to rise first.
"It's all coercion..."
Yuan Weiming took a bite and sat down again.
"Old Yuan, aren't you quite powerful, why don't you go?"
Tan Shengbin couldn't get used to Yuan Weiming's style the most, so he couldn't help but scold the other party.
"Cut, whoever said I wouldn't dare, just go. ”
After speaking, he patted the clothes on his body, exhaled and walked to the opposite side, but after a few steps, he shrank his head and ran back: "The instructor has seen it, next time ...... next time"
Undoubtedly, this operation caused a wave of boos.
"Okay, everyone is half a pound and eight taels, who is embarrassed to laugh at whom. ”
Yuan Weiming was not convinced, and wanted to regain face, so he pushed the honest Zheng Xiaojie: "Xiaojie, why don't you go? Don't you have a fellow countryman? ”
Hearing this, Zheng Xiaojie shook his head like a rattle and waved his hand again and again: "Ming... Brother Ming, I... I can't, I don't dare ......"
Yuan Weiming rolled his eyes, scolded the coward, and turned his head to look at Siyan: "Siyan, do you want to go?"
Four eyes glanced at the other side, and shook his head vigorously.
Yuan Weiming tried his best to provoke the honest boy, and when he saw that everyone was cowardly, he was very satisfied with the result, and thought that there was more than one coercion, so he felt much more comfortable, and then obediently ran to the back row and lay down.
"I'll go, is anyone with me?"
Just when everyone was disappointed, Lu Chen pulled his belt and stood up and said.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, they all shook their heads, even Yuan Weiming didn't make a noise, thinking to see how embarrassed you are.
Lu Chen ignored them, straightened his hair, put on the general's hat in turn, and walked straight towards the girls' camp.
At this time, the girls were chatting in groups, and when they saw a boy coming over, they all paused, and they all looked at him blankly.
Lu Chen walked directly to Wen Shanshan's side and asked softly, "Hey, beauty, were you okay just now?" I don't know if I will overexert myself at that time, so I came over to apologize." ”
Wen Shanshan was also surprised, but when she saw the other party speak, she brushed the hair in her ears and smiled coquettishly: "Haha, it's okay, but since you are so sincere, I will forgive you for taking advantage of me." ”
Lu Chen had a black line, and he didn't thank him for helping, but gave him a ladder to climb up.
He also replied with a smile: "It's all a class, you can help if you can, and of course the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders." ”
When Wen Shanshan heard this, she didn't laugh angrily, pursed her red lips and swept her eyes, extremely charming.
"Hey, why is the handsome guy only chatting with Shanshan when he comes?"
Tang Minyi, who was next to her, saw that the two were chatting in a panic, and inserted a horizontal shot: "We are all invisible people?"
"Haha, how can I be, I'm here to make friends. ”
Lu Chen squinted and smiled, and then pretended to be concerned: "How is it?
As soon as these words came out, Tang Minyi's face turned red, and she pushed Lu Chen: "The handsome guy did it on purpose, right? Why don't you open the pot and mention the pot......"
The crowd laughed.
In this way, Lu Chen successfully entered the girls' interior and chatted happily, Tang Minyi was originally the eldest sister's personality, and she was not embarrassed because of what happened just now, and helped Lu Chen introduce the girls one by one.
"This big beauty is called Wen Shanshan, and she is our leading lady......"
"This delicate one is called Jiang Xiaoya......"
"That petite and delicate one is called Ye Jingyi......"
......
Lu Chen followed the introduction, smiling and greeting them one by one.
The boys watched Lu Chen giggling and chatting happily in the group of girls, laughing like silver bells from time to time, one by one sour and envious, and even regretted that he didn't have the cheekiness to follow just now.
"Hey, Lao Lu's pickled girl rank is at least nine black belts, no wonder he can catch up with a big beauty like Shen Xuening, and I don't know how many good girls will suffer from disasters in the future......"
Chen Yilun looked at Lu Chen's back as he was comfortable among the girls and sighed.
"That's right, Brother Chen was very popular in our high school before. ”
The four eyes said arrogantly with his mouth cocked, looking at Lu Chen was particularly eye-catching, as a fellow, he also felt that there was light on his face.
"Cut, what's the matter with you, Lao Lu Welcome? ”
Yuan Weiming glanced at his head, then leaned over, and said approvingly: "I still think Chen Yilun is right, Lao Lu will definitely be a scourge in the future, and the scum ......"
", you're not a good thing......"
Chen Yilun pushed him away impatiently.