I got up early in the morning and washed my face, and looked up at the unfamiliar faces in the mirror.

Who am I now? The body is a 14-year-old boy Li Tiantian, but the soul is compatible with both.

What is this?

Is it schizophrenia, is it really going to see a psychiatrist...

Li Tiantian, there is a problem with the name.

This name is exquisite, men can't afford "heaven" and women can't afford "immortals", which is good to occupy two "heavens". ’

When I came back to my senses, I felt a little uncomfortable, it was really a few minutes of daze, and I was dizzy for half an hour.

Wearing a vest, shorts, and a pair of slippers on his feet, Li walked around the house several times every day.

Looking at Liu Chun, who was sleeping on the bed, he turned around and walked out of the house.

The old lady Ma Lan is cleaning up the house, today is a sunny day, the sun is good, the old lady is wondering if to dry the quilt.

"I'm hungry, do I have anything to eat?"

When I looked up, I saw my grandson standing at the door with his head drooping like a little plague chicken.

"Your mom didn't cook for you?"

Turning to look at the quartz clock on the wall, it was almost nine o'clock.

"Hmm. ”

"It's all leftovers, leftovers, eggplant sauce, mixed cucumbers. ”

"Okay. ”

The old lady hurriedly put the table and served her grandson a meal.

Watching her grandson gobble up food, Ma Lan was quite happy at first, but after a while, she found that something was not right.

"Child, what does your mother do for you every day?"

"Instant noodles. ”

"Just eat instant noodles, nothing else?"

"Boiled instant noodles, sometimes with an egg. ”

"Eat instant noodles with an egg every day?"

"No, sometimes two eggs. ”

Usually the second family lives in the gatehouse and fires alone, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not very harmonious, Ma Lan doesn't care much about what they eat.

Now listening to her grandson's words, Ma Lan's face turned green.

In the end, it was an elderly person, Ma Lan, who endured it for a few seconds and didn't get angry, then asked: "Child, think about it, have you eaten anything else in addition to convenience in the past few days?"

"Well, I changed my appearance yesterday, and I cooked somen noodles. ”

The old lady was so angry that she threw the rice spoon in her hand on the table, turned around and rushed out.

"Liu Chun... ..."

Midday.

Liu Chun, who had a black face, came back on a pedal motorcycle.

Bags of good things were taken down from the car and sent to the refrigerator, and Li Tiantian, who was holding the refrigerator door, stretched his neck and watched.

'Pigs, pig's trotters, elbows, pig's ears, sausages, ham, salted duck eggs, how is it that they are cooked food now?'

The last thing in advance was two large plastic bags, which looked like pork ribs. Liu Chun put a bag of ribs weighing about ten catties into the refrigerator, picked up a bag of ribs and turned around and went to the gatehouse.

Li Tiantian looked at her back and looked at her with bad intentions: "Definitely won't do it..."

A good life requires eating meat every day, and the days when you can't even eat enough are finally gone.

... ...

Just when Li Tian was eating at home and waiting for death, someone from the school came.

Mr. Guo, the head teacher, sent someone to bring the news that the day after tomorrow, Li Tiantian must take the junior high school exam.

Well, a must.

Xiao Shengchu is a big deal, and Liu Chun and others have to let him participate no matter how much they dote on their children.

In fact, the old Li family still attaches great importance to reading, since Li Shaoren and his grandfather's generation, the Li family has invested countless money in order to let children study.

At the beginning, I heard from the old people in the village that one of Li Shaoren's uncles took his life in order to study...

Seventy percent of the Li family has a high IQ, but I don't know why, the most educated one is a technical secondary school after several generations of hard work.

Nine times out of ten, things are not going as planned.

Early the next morning, Li Tiantian went to school with his schoolbag after breakfast.

I'm going to take the exam right away, so I'll have to ask about the specifics.

The wound on the head has been changed a few times, and it is no big deal, but now at Li Tiantian's strong request, two layers of sand cloth are wrapped on the outside of the wound.

After walking for twenty minutes, Xiao Li was dumbfounded when he arrived at the school, and the playground that was noisy on weekdays was now empty.

What's the situation?

Looking at the teaching building of the primary school in the village in front of him, Li Tiantian walked in several circles at the school gate before he walked in with the spirit of seeing death as home.

"Li Tiantian, do you still know how to come to school... ..."

“... ...”

Ten minutes later, Li was finally released.

That's right, for Li Tiantian, it is a feeling of escaping now.

Anyway, as long as you insist on it for two more days, it will have nothing to do with this elementary school teacher, and now the low-key should be, yes?

Li Tiantian thought about it for a long time and didn't hold back a suitable word, it's terrible to have no culture!

There is a small street more than 50 meters long in Hekou Village, and there are several small shops, Li Tiantian, who passed by here, touched his hair with his hand when he saw the barber shop, it was too long, so let's get a cut.

"Beautiful every day" beauty salon.

A small temporary building, one side against the wall, three sides of the window, above the door hung a rectangular sign, in the center is the four big characters "beautiful every day", the beauty salon four small words only appear in the lower right corner.

It was almost nine o'clock in the morning, the summer sun was high, almost no one went out, and the dirty side streets were empty except for a stray dog.

Push the door in.

In the barber shop, a graceful woman is lying sideways on a folding bed, with a black dress, long black hair and exposed white skin forming a strong visual impact.

"Goo. ”

Li Tiantian swallowed his saliva very unproductively.

didn't do it, who made the family the village flower, and it was the elephant of all the men in the village.

The sound when I just opened the door was not small, and the other party didn't notice when someone entered the house?

Taking advantage of the other party's fake sleep, Li Tiantian looked at the woman's flesh-colored stockings a second time, not looking at nothing, not looking at it, and not asking for money...

That's what men are.

A 14-year-old boy is considered a man.

Li Tiantian was still cheeky, and two minutes later he mustered up the courage to shout: "Haircut." ”

"Alas, this is, every day!"

Muraka quickly rolled over from the bed and sat up, bowed his head and looked for his shoes on the ground, because of the angle, Li Tiantian saw a light.

Because of his head injury, Li Tiantian has not washed his hair at all for more than ten days, this smell!

In addition to tools such as scissors, combs, and clippers, barbershops have an essential thing, a mirror.

Now Li Tiantian saw the contemptuous eyes of the village flower through the mirror on the wall, even if she tried hard to cover her eyes, she couldn't escape Xiao Li's eyes.

it!

This vixen looks down on people.

In my memory, the village flower of Kawaguchi Village, Elimei, is so beautiful that everyone pronounces her name backwards, and this becomes (love) beauty.

The craftsmanship of the Muraka haircut is exquisite, and the repeat customers line up, and the annual income is considerable.

Later, however, the villagers discovered that she had been missing for three or five days, and it was said that someone had seen her in a song hall in the city.

As the old saying goes, 'shallow water can't raise big fish.'" ’

In five or six minutes, the scissors flew for a while, and Li Tiantian was slapped twice on the shoulder when he was still wandering in the world.

"It's cut, do you wash it?"

Looking at the disgusted look of the village flower, Li Tiantian replied: "No, there is a wound on my head, I will go home and wash it." ”

He found the large bill he had stolen from the stationery box of his school bag, pulled out a blue one and threw it on the bed.

"No need to look for it!"

Lao Tzu is a rich man now, and Lao Tzu will stone you to death with money. ’

"Isn't that right?"

Emily held the hundred-dollar bill in her hand, and was at a loss for a moment.

Looking at the complicated expression of the village flower, the current Li Tiantian is a little complacent about his behavior, and the children of the gentlemen should be like this.

It's a pity that he went out with his front foot, and he heard the sentence "Sand sculpture!" from behind.

A sand sculpture brought Xiao Li back to reality, 'This face-turning ruthless **!'

If finding Li Gang and Wei San to take revenge is the biggest goal in this life, now I have to add one, Lao Tzu will definitely make you Emily kneel and shout "Uncle!"