"To be honest, Yuyuko, I've changed my opinion of you, I thought you were just a rice bucket. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "I knew that Yuyuko's strength was very strong, but she knew how to eat, drink and have fun all day long, and she didn't do anything serious, so it was difficult for me to leave any positive impression on her."

"I also changed my opinion of you, Qin Yueyang, I originally thought you were just a cheap mouth, but now it seems that your brain is not very good, will anyone insist on topping the bag when they know that they can't beat it?"

"Brain? no, no, no, it has nothing to do with the brain, it's just that our way of thinking is different" I'm alive, Yuyuko is dead, of course the way of thinking that is alive and dead is different, "I can't last long like this, I'll go back first." ”

Saying goodbye to Yuyuko, I returned to the Exile Factory as fast as I could, and I had to be treated right away or I would die.

Some time passed......

I threw myself down in front of the Exile's Factory and contacted Systham to get me in through the door.

"I've got all the parts?" "My stamina was so exhausted that I couldn't even lift my head.

"Your parts are scattered all over the floor, sir. Heatham replied, "I've found them all, but the cleaning is not yet complete, and Miss Wenwen and Miss Reisen are doing their best to clean your parts." ”

"Oh...... Hurry up, don't let me hang up before the parts are cleaned, and then, fix me, okay?" "Actually, it's easy to wash my parts, huh...... At least it's certainly easier than washing a donkey in the water.

"According to calculations, sir, the fastest time for you to die will be in two days, so in theory it is absolutely in time. "Systham's words are very realistic, very accurate, but they are very unpleasant, can you also consider the mood of me, who has only half of my body left?

"That said, it doesn't hurt to hurry up, who knows if Yakumo Purple will send me a task at this moment. "No matter when, Yakumo Purple is the best object to blame, after all, as the saying goes, a knight has never died of his bare hands, and the old driver has never died of a rollover...... "Heh......" The double fatigue of body and spirit made me yawn heavily, I was going to smoke a cigarette to refresh myself, but I found that my pack of seven stars with a lighter had fallen to the ground with my intestines when I cut off my lower body, ah, waste......

Three days later.

"Ahh......h Systham, what time is it now?"

"Sir, you've been in the repair solution for three days, and all parts of your body have been rejoined except for your left arm. "Hearing my voice, Systm reported the test results, and it seems that my body has returned to normal, praising Hydra.

"Very well, I'll take care of the rest. I slapped my chest with my right hand, and as a result, the chest armor swung for a long time, damn, I forgot to change back, "Mission over!"

Fortunately, although it has been dismantled, the gender has changed back without hindrance.

"Yo, have you changed back?" Wenwen walked down the stairs with a newspaper, "You are famous again this time, but last time it was a hole in your chest, this time it was a big dismantling, what do you want next time?"

"I don't know, it depends. I took the newspaper and said, "How did you hurt me in the newspaper this time?"

"I didn't write this newspaper. Wenwen motioned for me to look at the letterhead part of the newspaper, "I wouldn't use such a low name for the headline." ”

"Oh, Hanako's newspaper?" I looked at the newspaper I had never seen before, "what about the newspaper I haven't seen before...... Editor-in-Chief: Ji Haitangji, isn't that your good friend Ji? ”

"Come on, what a good Ji friend, it's just a bad fate. Wenwen's laughter sounded a little sarcastic, "She, she obviously wants to be a reporter, but she is too lazy to do it, doesn't she know that the so-called news is all run out with her legs? ”

"Then this time...... "I know very well that Wenwen is not bragging at all, Wenwen Shimbun is indeed the No. 1 newspaper in Gensokyo in circulation, of course, the accuracy cannot be guaranteed.

"Aren't I just busy washing your intestines this time, and the newspaper hasn't had time to be distributed, forget it, just let me let her once." "Emotional Wenwen really washed my intestines, "Okay, let's see, this time she wrote it is quite pertinent." ”

"Forget it. I only glanced at the newspaper twice and returned the newspaper to Wenwen, "It's pertinent, but it's not brilliant at all, I definitely know more than she wrote, what else do I read?"

"That's what she is, direct visits don't exist in her dictionary. Wenwen took the newspaper and shrugged his shoulders, "By the way, I have something to tell you." ”

"Oh, what's the matter?" I moved my left shoulder, thinking about how to put my left arm back in for a while, this time to strengthen the connection point, and not let someone remove it directly next time.

"I know your intentions are good, and what you did is right, but can you tell us what you're going to do next time? Do you know how disgusting it was when we came back and saw your arms, legs, and intestines all over the floor? Reizen threw up...... Vomit ......" Wenwen said that he seemed to remember the scene again, and retched twice without throwing it out.

"Uh......" I briefly imagined when I came home and found my arms, legs, and intestines...... Well...... It seems to be really disgusting, "Well, this is not a sudden, who would have known that something like a ghost witch would suddenly pop up at a banquet...... Eh, by the way, how's the banquet?"

"It's over early, thanks to you, there were no casualties in this accident. Wenwen began to break the news and follow-up, "Your reputation is now famous, do you know how many monsters sent things over two days ago?"

"Send something, give it to me, what are you sending it?"

"Most of it was weird stuff, but Heatham said you might be useful, and it's all piled up in the warehouse. ”

"Oh...... So what else is there to do about it?"

"Yes, you're on fire, Reimu is miserable, this incident is completely caused by her personal reasons, she drank too much herself, vomited her own money box, and then woke up and saw that the money box was crazy, collapsed, and released the ghost witch, although no one actually cares at all, after all, it is an irresistible factor and has not caused any serious consequences, but I think Reimu herself should be quite uncomfortable. Wenwen's speculation is not unfounded, this is actually equivalent to Reimu himself causing a mutation, as a person who specializes in solving mutations, but he caused a mutation by himself, even if the people around him don't care, he will feel awkward. (To be continued.) )