Chapter 021: The Habit of Broken Sleeves
The four Western doctors and Luo Tianwen nodded.
In order to show justice, they checked Lynch's physical condition separately, and finally said aloud to the people present: "Jiang Feng's diagnosis is not bad!"
Recognized by the five authorities, everyone present nodded their heads and shifted their eyes to Lynch.
Lynch hummed and said, "You're right, I have a slight herniated disc in my waist, and my stomach problems are still very serious." ”
Lynch is quite aware of this, his family was poor when he was a child, and as his grandfather got older, he took care of almost all the housework, and in order to save money, he often only nibbled on pickled vegetables and steamed buns, so he left a lot of sick roots.
"Hehe, you admit it!" Jiang Feng showed a smug look, wrote down a prescription, and threw it to Lynch: "This is the medicine I prescribed for you, it is all the latest Western medicine developed abroad, the effect is very good, and you will be cured by a course of treatment." ”
"Of course, this price is not very expensive, as long as 100,000 yuan, you should be able to eat it, right?" Jiang Feng bit the last sentence very hard, with irony.
He had learned that Lynch came from a mountain village, and his family was not much better.
Seeing this, Jiang Ruoqing was angry and anxious, she really wanted to drive out this unsuccessful brother.
seemed to sense Jiang Ruoqing's emotions, Lynch didn't care about it, turned his head and nodded at her, smiling slightly.
The confident smile and calm look made Jiang Ruoqing slightly stunned, and her heart calmed down inexplicably.
Seeing that Lynch was still free to eye-to-eye with his sister, Jiang Feng's eyebrows were twisted together, and he snorted, "Now it's your turn!"
With that, Jiang Feng sat down, stretched out his wrist and said, "Let's diagnose the pulse." ”
Lynch smiled, but he didn't rush to take the pulse, but looked at Jiang Feng quietly.
"What, are you scared now?" Jiang Feng sneered: "I had the opportunity to tell me the same result just now, but now you don't have a chance, right?"
Lynch shook his head lightly: "No!"
"Hehe, then why don't you watch it?"
"Because I've been diagnosed now!"
"What?"
This remark is full of surprise!
This Lynch, he actually just glanced at it and said that he had already diagnosed the results, is he a miracle doctor?
The four Chinese medicine doctors couldn't help but sneer a few times, this kid is inevitably a little too pretended, even if he wants to fake, he has to pretend to be decent.
Luo Tianwen looked at Lynch, suddenly thought about it slightly, and then thought of something, and his whole body trembled suddenly.
"Okay, now that you've been diagnosed, let's tell us your results. Jiang Feng withdrew his arm, showing a sneer, he didn't even have a pulse, he could know the other party's condition, it was the first time he saw it, it was ridiculous.
Lynch pondered for a moment, and suddenly said, "Are you sure you want to say it in front of everyone?"
"I think you're just playing tricks, and now I'm afraid you don't know at all. Jiang Feng snorted coldly.
"Traditional Chinese medicine is the first to look at and hear, and as long as the skill is deep, there is no need to reach out and take the pulse. Lynch glanced at him and said lightly: "Your condition is very simple, it is hemorrhoids, and you also have a habit of broken sleeves, it is precisely because of the unhygienic broken sleeve fetish that your hemorrhoids recur!"
The fetish of broken sleeves, these four words are like thunder, and everyone present is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and their expressions become extremely exciting.
", this is not true, Jiang Feng is a talented man who has such a hobby. ”
"No, this Jiang Feng has fine skin and tender meat, but it is a bit feminine and beautiful, I heard that he often plays with men and has never had a girlfriend. ”
"Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, in this society now, aren't these combinations of men and women, and friendships between women and women all popular?"
Hearing these discussions, Jiang Feng almost jumped up: "What nonsense are you talking about, how can I ......?"
"Well, you don't have any symptoms now, maybe you haven't even noticed it, if you don't believe me, you can press your own pulse point!" Lynch said.
"Press it!" Jiang Feng was unconvinced and stretched out his hand behind his back, this Du pulse point was below the tail vertebrae, in order to prove his innocence, he pressed hard.
Unexpectedly, a sharp pain came, and he couldn't help but scream in pain, sweat broke out on his forehead, and his face was deformed.
"This acupuncture point is near the hemorrhoids, and if there is pain, it indicates the severity of the hemorrhoids. Lynch explained.
The people around were suspicious, and many people secretly tried it at the Dumai acupoint, and the audience let out a series of painful cries, and it seemed that there were not a few people with hemorrhoids.
"Even if I had, it couldn't be because of that aspect ......," Jiang Feng craned his neck in defense.
"I have a special way of proving this, you put your hand out. Lynch raised an eyebrow.
Jiang Feng suddenly felt weak and took a few steps back: "If you tell me to stretch, I'll stretch, why should I listen to you?"
"If not, what are you afraid of, stretch out your hand and let everyone see, what is the difference between a person with a broken arm and a normal person!" Lynch said, taking a step forward.
"What's the difference? You're less bluffing here......"
Saying this, Jiang Feng looked nervous, and hurriedly put his hand in his pocket to prevent anyone from seeing it, as if to hide something.
At this moment, a phone rang from Jiang Feng's pocket.
His nerves were tense now, and his frightened hands shook, and the phone just fell out of his pocket.
I don't know which key to press, when the phone fell to the ground, a voice message was automatically played, and it was a rough male voice: "Xiaofeng, I performed very well that night, let's see you at Fenghua Hotel today!"
The attention of the people present was originally focused on the two of them, and it was extremely quiet, and this rough male voice reached almost everyone's ears clearly.
After a short period of stunnedness, a burst of laughter broke out directly at the scene, all of which showed a sudden realization.
"Oh, you did well that night, huh?"
"Tsk, it's really unseemly, and someone even took the initiative to ask you out. ”
"Alas, the world is declining, this kind of broken sleeve atmosphere is really unbelievable. ”
These words made Jiang Feng's face hot, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, but he didn't expect to show his horse's feet at this time.
Lynch picked up the phone with a smile, blew off the dust on it, handed it to him and said, "Jiang Feng, in fact, I can't see anything from my hand, I just scared you." ”
"What? ...... you"
Jiang Feng wanted to kill people, so angry that his body trembled, and he pointed at Lynch angrily and shouted: "Lynch, I, I'm going to fight with you today!"
With a roar, Jiang Feng pounced towards Lynch with his teeth and claws, this kind of thing is discussed in private, but now that it is exposed in person, where is his face gone?
"Stop!"
Jiang Ruoqing couldn't stand it anymore, straightened up, rushed forward and slapped Jiang Feng in the face, and shouted: "Isn't it enough to be ashamed of people? Get out!"
"Sister, you actually beat me?" Jiang Feng covered his red and swollen cheeks and said in astonishment.
"I don't have a brother like you, and I didn't expect those rumors to be true. ”
More or less, Jiang Ruoqing has also heard some rumors, but her younger brother has performed well in all aspects, and he has never taken it seriously, but she didn't expect that she would hear this kind of thing with her own ears today, which is simply insulting and embarrassing for him.
"Sister, I, I'm just curious, and besides, this kind of thing is also what you want me to ......" Jiang Feng wanted to explain something.
"That's enough!" Jiang Ruoqing frowned, her face was extremely ugly, and she interrupted: "Get out of here, and come to see me when you reflect on it!"