Chapter 367: Just this film is dedicated to the forever awesome dicks
'Xuefeng Mountain' has spent 7 million, and sending charcoal in the snow and icing on the cake are always two different things, so Lin Yang told Zhou Xuefeng early that he would not only insert advertising words into their 'Xuefeng Mountain' in the micro-movie, but Lin Yang also shot a trailer for them. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhou Xuefeng was also very amazed after watching this trailer, because this 5-minute short film is like a storyline, and with the song, even Zhou Xuefeng felt something after listening to it.
Of course, the trailer may be a little too down-to-earth, but their 'Xuefeng Mountain' is originally the right salary, and there are still some migrant workers who drink it, otherwise this 'Xuefeng Mountain' would not find a down-to-earth peasant singer Wu Ze to sing.
It's not that they haven't thought about high-end wine, but high-end wine has long been preempted, and last year's fake wine poisoning incident naturally caused them to even grab a lot of low-end wine market.
So what more bikes do you need at this time?
As long as you can get people to buy alcohol, then great!
Therefore, Zhou Xuefeng suppressed everyone's objections, and at the same time expressed his stance to do his best to use this trailer to promote!
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Lao Zhang is 40 years old this year, and at his age it is when he is old and young, and because he is a man who is comparative, Mu Na will not come to work, so the unit does not have him every year, and his wife also sees him as useless, and every time he scolds him at home, he has no ability.
In the past, the girl was still proud of Lao Zhang, but now the girl is 15 years old, and it is the time to rebel, and now he criticizes the girl and the girl is more angry than him: "What's wrong with me like this? Do you want me to learn from you? What do you have when other people's fathers drive cars? Our family is a 40-square-meter house and you are really incapable of what your mother said." ”
Every time I hear my daughter say this, what is the saddest thing than my wife and children mocking myself for not being capable?
If you have a dream when you are young, then after you start a family, this dream will be completely wiped out!
"Lao Zhang, don't you want to go home?"
The owner of the small restaurant downstairs looked at Lao Zhang and asked with a smile.
"Alas, Lao Pang, you don't know. ”
Lao Zhang shook his head slightly: "I have to be scolded by my mother-in-law when I go back, so it's better to come and drink some wine with you." ”
Lao Pang was busy saying: "Don't, who in your family said that if I sell your wine again, I will burn my shop, I'm really scared, besides, Lao Zhang, how could you find such a tigress in the first place, I really cooperated with you." ”
"Actually, she wasn't like that at the beginning. ”
Lao Zhang wanted to explain something, but finally sighed: "Alas, it's all forced by the reality of this dog day." ”
"Yes, everything is rising in this society now, housing prices are soaring every month, alas, the landlord will continue to raise the price for me last month, dog, half of the money earned in a month has to be handed over to the landlord. ”
Lao Pang also remembered the recent bad things and said: "Yes, anyway, there is no one now, I will fry two dishes, let's eat a little together." ”
In the past few years, Lao Pang and Lao Zhang have long been acquainted, and they often drink and brag together, but recently Lao Zhang's daughter-in-law made it clear that if Lao Pang dares to drink with her husband again, she will burn down his restaurant.
Today, Lao Zhang is hiding something in his heart, this year's title does not have him, year after year he has no chance, and the newcomers have a relationship, Lao Zhang feels that he wants to go further, and it would be good not to be degraded.
can think of the daughter-in-law's fiery temper, alas, I'm afraid that I will have to smash things and quarrel again when I go back.
I remember that when I got married, my daughter-in-law was knowledgeable and understanding, and she never swore or sweared, and she didn't even scold.
But now?
Not to mention that he is bloated and out of shape, he often 'fucks your mother', 'your grandma is fucking', 'the old lady of the dog day kills you' and other words are simply homely, and they are getting more and more rude, throwing all kinds of things in the house at every turn, he Lao Zhang has no status at all in the family, and I am afraid that it is precisely because of this that his daughter also looks down on him.
But is it a daughter-in-law?
Lao Zhang doesn't think it's weird, if you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for not having the ability, if he has the ability, why should his daughter-in-law do this?
"Alas!"
Lao Zhang, who sighed, poured himself a glass of wine and drank it all!
Lao Pang made a 'cool spell' in the back kitchen, and simply fried a 'roasted bean curd' and then fried a 'fish-flavored shredded pork'!
"I said Lao Zhang, didn't you get a job title again?"
Lao Pang sat down and said: "It's been so many years, if you can get the early evaluation, why bother? Your daughter-in-law can't see it, according to me, she should get used to it." ”
Lao Zhang said speechlessly: "It would be nice if my daughter-in-law looked like you." ”
"Well, come, cheers, drink. ”
Lao Pang also touched it and drank it directly, and then said with some bitterness: "What do I see? This person is all persuading others to be normal, but if it comes to himself, it will not work, I guess I will leave our area this year." ”
"Oh, why?"
Lao Zhang was puzzled.
"The landlord has raised the rent, and I could still make do with 3,000 yuan, but now it will rise to 5,000, and I can't earn a few dollars a month after working hard at this amount. ”
Old Pang laughed: "Let's take one step at a time, come, don't talk about this today, let's drink." ”
"Yes, drinking, everything is in the wine. ”
Lao Zhang also said loudly.
The two of you are a little drunk in a cup and I am a little drunk, and the TV hanging on the wall of the hotel is playing the column of Yanjing Channel!
At 8 o'clock, Yanjing TV also played the micro-movie trailer of "Old Boy"!
The two middle-aged men didn't pay attention to the "Old Boy" micro-movie and the "Xiaofang" song, so they were still a little confused when they watched the trailer of "Old Boy" playing on Yanjing Channel!
"This, shouldn't Yanjing Channel broadcast a TV series today? Why did you suddenly broadcast a movie?"
"I don't know!"
Lao Zhang and Lao Pang also looked at the TV!
The second trailer of "Old Boys' Spring Band" "New Wine Order"!
I watched the title appear on the TV, and then from far to near it turned out that the words were displayed on the TV inside, and at the same time the music sounded.
Respectful, good brothers
Talk to my brother about any troubles
It doesn't matter if he wants to get up early tomorrow
Boss and leader
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In the song, it was Qin He and the white cat drinking on TV, and when the white cat with eyes looked up, he was already crying into tears, as for Qin He, he was gently patting the white cat, and this lyric cooperated with this action to make Lao Zhang and Lao Pang also stunned.
Then the picture flashed and the white cat was scolded by a fat woman sitting on the bed, and as for being scolded by the guests in the barbershop, the unsatisfactory life was bloodily displayed.
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Four seasons of wealth, three-star photos
It's the brothers who can stick a knife in their ribs
The depth of friendship depends on this cup
If you don't drink it, it's two ribs*********** I said brother, no matter how hard life is, you have to get through
Raise a glass and go aside
It's really easy to fly when you're drunk
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Although there is no car and no building
Where can you go with a building and a car
You are tired of providing for the house, and you are expensive to buy oil
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In some hoarse and thick voices, the two unwilling middle-aged men showed themselves in front of them, and the more they listened to Lao Zhang and Lao Pang, the less sluggish they were, because he felt that this singing was exactly the same as the two of them, especially when the chengguan came to smash the skewer stall, which he Lao Pang had also encountered a few times.
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It's better to punch five heads, and everything goes well after drinking
I'm talking about me, I'm singing about you
How many worries, raise a glass and swallow it
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sang this, Lao Zhang and Lao Pang also drank it as if they were infected!
On TV, the chengguan wanted to smash the skewers, but another chengguan appeared, and then drove the chengguan in front of him away, and when they looked up, Qin He and the white cat also laughed.
Sunspot!
At this time, the picture flashed, and it was the picture of the white cat, Qin He, and Kuroko when they went to school together, and then the picture returned to the present.
Qin He, Heizi, and the white cat drank together, and then the white cat, as the city manager, also remembered that he was scolded by a dog and chased and scolded by many stall people.
Looking at the bright outside, in fact, only I know my own suffering!
"How many worries, raise a glass and swallow it"
This lyric is also a true portrayal of Kuroko!
Eight horses, seven skillful
Smoke without fire wine bottle poured
Too much pressure for us to fall on
It's better to laugh in the sea
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The three of them also drank non-stop during the song, and at this time, there were two thugs in the distance who were molesting a girl, and Qin He, Kuroko, and White Cat, who were born righteous, walked over, but they didn't expect the thugs to carry a knife, and then Qin He was pointed at the neck by the knife.
Just then, another person appeared.
Old Zhou!
The reunion of the four of them flashed the picture of their youth again, and the four of them were really sunny and brilliant at that time!
I said bro
When I wake up in the morning, I feel worried
No matter how hard you try, you can't get ahead
No good dad really scratches his head
But what if you have money and power?
Hidden guns and arrows are tightly hidden
There is no off-season for all kinds of problems
It's not as good as two cups of six or six shun
Only by drinking happily can you have a good mood
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In the song, he also talked about Lao Zhou's unsatisfactory experience after graduation, which was originally a righteous and courageous act, but he was arrested and put in prison, and then learned that it was because he offended people and others deliberately wanted to treat him.
I can't help but sigh!
When the climax of the song came, the four of them also clinked glasses and drank heavily!
The four of them drank a little crookedly, so they came to a tree and prepared to pee!
At this time, the picture flashes the ideals they wrote on the trees when they were young!
I only looked at the small advertisement posted 'Looking for an AV male lead', and after tearing it off, it was the ideal they wrote: to be a singer!
This is Qin He's ideal!
But now he is depressed!
As for the chengguan, the white cat wants to be a policeman, but in the end he can only be a temporary worker chengguan!
Lao Zhou wants to marry her in his dreams, but now she has already married another woman!
Kuroko wants to be the boss, but now he is setting up a stall to sell pancakes and fruits!
The translation of the original ideal and the current situation, Lao Zhang and Lao Pang, two middle-aged people, are also extremely bitter.
It's them who are singing!
At the same time, countless middle-aged people watching Yanjing Terrace were also extremely bitter.
Especially the paragraph at the end of the sentence -
This film is dedicated to those of you who have been buried in your ideals!