Yi Xiaoyang touched his nose weakly, and said to the figure on the sofa who was hanging up the phone with a gloomy face: "Mom, I was wrong, I was a scumbag." ”

"Scumbag, are you worthy?" Zhen Meili, the mother who hung up the phone, didn't speak, and her sister Yi Shengnan fired first:

"Look at yourself, is it 183?"

"No, 3 centimeters off. Yi Xiaoyang continued to touch his nose.

"Then are you handsome? Do you have eyes like Chaowei and a nose like Yanzu? Do you have a good voice? Can you sing and dance? Do you have a freestyle? Which one plays billiards, football, basketball, and tennis well? Have you entered the top 100 in chicken and Asian clothes? lol and glory are you the king?" Dense artillery fire continued to erupt from Yi Shengnan's mouth.

"No, no. "Yi Xiaoyang under the fire has been injured, and his nose has been pinched red.

"So do you have a 211 or 985 education?" The couch cushions were fired.

"Neither. Sideways to dodge the physical attack, Yi Xiaoyang felt his head buzz.

"Then you deserve to call yourself a scumbag!"

"What's a scumbag?"

"The scumbag is good for everything except not loving you. He can fulfill all the fantasies of a girl for a boy. ”

"You're a scum at best. ”

"Don't you know what you should do now?" Yi Shengnan got up and picked up the water cup on the coffee table and took a sip to cool down the cannon chamber.

"Got it, I'll go find Yuanyuan and reconcile now. Yi Xiaoyang turned around and prepared to flee the battlefield.

"Forget it, don't go to harm people again, and go back to the countryside to accompany your grandmother during this time. "My mother, Zhen Meimei, made a post-war summary of this battle with a huge disparity in strength.

【KO!Player's fate confirmed, game loading】

Sure enough, this is indeed the system, and it is still a game system.

In this way, I must have traveled to some parallel world, otherwise my mother and sister would not have done this to me.

Looking at the mother and daughter on the sofa, Yi Xiaoyang made a conclusion.

When he woke up in the morning, Yi Xiaoyang found that a line of words would suddenly appear in his mind, and every time it appeared before he was going to do something.

The system often appears in online articles, which is both familiar and unfamiliar to Yi Xiaoyang.

[Mixed doubles that may appear on players]

When this line of words appeared, Yi Xiaoyang heard the sound of the door opening, and his father Yi Jiangchuan arrived home from work.

"I said, it's past seven o'clock, and you don't cook dinner yet, and you lose weight?" Yi Jiangchuan glanced at the dining table when he entered the door, and when he saw that there was nothing on it, he complained.

Zhen Meili sat on the sofa and didn't move, glared at Yi Jiangchuan and said, "Lao Yi, come here, I'll tell you about your precious son." ”

"What's the matter, this kid is causing trouble again? Even if he hasn't been beaten in a few years, maybe his skin is itchy. Seeing that his wife was unhappy, Yi Jiangchuan said to Yi Xiaoyang with a smile and walked to the sofa.

"Hehe, that, Mom, Dad, Sister, I'll go make dinner. Yi Xiaoyang turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

If you don't go now, it may not be a mixed doubles for a while, and it is estimated that you will have to play three English Lu Bu.

Yes, it's a slash, not a battle, in the face of the three of them, his own Lu Bu's combat effectiveness is very weak.

Yi Shengnan, the saint seiya man's wife, is stronger than his parents in combat alone, and he uses me every day to be angry, and he deserves to be almost thirty years old and can't get married.

As if remembering the past when he was knocked out when he was a child, Yi Xiaoyang almost rushed into the kitchen door.

"The game loads successfully, and the player can query the initial state. The cold synth sounded without a hint of emotion.

Immediately, a green panel appeared in Yi Xiaoyang's mind.

Player: Yi Xiaoyang

Experience Points: 0

Ability: Perception (Level 1)

Props: None

Description of this game:

The name of the game: Farming Game

Game Type: Open-ended game

Warn:

1. At the start of this game, players are not allowed to quit alive.

2. Players must bear all the consequences of their choices.

3. This game has the right to interpret, but it will never be interpreted.

Game opening benefits: Choose one of three newbie gift packs

【Shenhao starts with unlimited money cards】

[Shenhao starts to get unlimited peach blossom luck]

【Get the Rural Farming Gift Pack at the beginning】

The player has selected [Start to get the Rural Farming Gift Pack].

This game system is not only funny, but also a bit arrogant!

When do I make a choice?

Looking at the first two gift bags that turned into gray fonts, Yi Xiaoyang was speechless.

Also, this gift package directly said that there was only one copy, and the broken system had to show three copies, and the result was not for me to choose.

It would be nice to get the Shenhao Opening Pack.

Knowing that the system wouldn't explain, Yi Xiaoyang had no choice but to sigh, ready to open the gift package to see what was inside.

"Yi Xiaoyang, you give labor and management out. Yi Jiangchuan didn't know when he appeared at the kitchen door and used the legendary lion's roar kung fu.

"Dad, what do you say at the door, I'm busy washing vegetables. Trying to make a very calm appearance, Yi Xiaoyang took a tomato and washed it.

The kitchen at home is very narrow, and half of the aisle is blocked by the refrigerator, for Yi Xiaoyang at this time, this is a safe zone, how can he go out and be beaten.

"Where are you sorry for you? You two childhood sweethearts, this Nizi has been dead to you since she was a child, and this neighbor doesn't know that she is your little follower, and she has been by your side since she was a few years old, and her brother and brother have been screaming at your side. ”

"Your Uncle Xiong and Aunt Wang have always treated you as their own son. If you say that you don't want to accept her, forget it, and we won't force it. But what does it mean for you to find a woman to deliberately act in front of her?"

It is also called sprinkling dog food, which makes Xiao Nizi cry for a day, her eyes are swollen, and her voice is so dumb that she can't speak. ”

"Why did I give birth to such a thing as you!"

"Tell me, who are you worthy of!"

Yi Jiangchuan split his head and covered his face, if it weren't for the narrow place, God knows how many shadowless feet Yi Xiaoyang would have.

"Dad, I was wrong, I'll go and apologize to Yuanyuan. Yi Xiaoyang didn't dare to say much at this time, lowered his head, and looked like he had admitted his mistake.

"You don't have to go, your aunt told your mother, and their whole family doesn't want to see you. You just graduated, and you won't be hired until the first half of next year, and there are still a few months left, so you can just go back to your hometown to accompany your grandmother. She is old and reluctant to come to live with us, and we are always at ease when we are alone in our hometown. ”

Seeing that Yi Xiaoyang's attitude was still very sincere, Yi Jiangchuan, who had always doted on his son, lowered his voice and made the same decision as Zhen Meili.

Just when Yi Xiaoyang was silent, the voice of the system sounded again:

"Trigger one of the main quests: [Call of the Mountain] and open up a mountain field. ”

"Dad, I'll go, I'll leave tomorrow. Hearing the sound of the system, Yi Xiaoyang happily agreed to Yi Jiangchuan, and came out of the kitchen into his bedroom.

Close the door and summon the green panel in your head.

The content on the panel is basically the same, except for the addition of a main quest:

The main quest [Call of the Mountain], whether the player accepts it or not.

Yi Xiaoyang chose to accept it without hesitation, and some more content appeared on the panel:

Task 1: [Mountains into fertile fields], remove rocks, introduce water sources, and make the land available for growing food.

Player Rank: Novice Village

Reward: Unknown

Do you really want to be a farmer?

Yi Xiaoyang fell into deep thought.