February 14th is Valentine's Day, although this is a foreigner's festival, but for Huaxia is still a lot of people attach great importance to it, as early as a week ago, major hotels, flower shops, gold and silver jewelry, etc., all the physical main stores are advertised, every year's Valentine's Day is the hottest moment to engage in promotion. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As for among them, hotels, flowers, gold and silver jewelry, women's gifts, etc. are the most popular, and there is no one!

Many hotels are full of rooms!

As for a lot of couples, they have also opened the mode of showing affection, of course, Valentine's Day is not so pleasant for single dogs, many single dogs are also thinking about being able to find a partner as soon as possible when Valentine's Day is coming, at least find a ** also.

In the white-robed army!

"It's Valentine's Day soon, and it means that my brother has prepared a big bed room and abused the dog!"

"My boyfriend is really, he has to invite me to the presidential suite, alas, he has to give me a big diamond ring, what a waste. ”

"Last year's Valentine's Day I was still a single dog, and this year I successfully found a big breasted sister, alas, I'm so happy that there is a wood and a brother has already set a room. ”

"Haha, upstairs, I know you, fuck, it's really fateful, I'm also looking for a sister paper now, but it's a long-legged Ou. ”

......

All of a sudden, countless people were pulling hatred, not only men were showing affection, but on the contrary, many girls seemed to be unable to control themselves.

This has angered a lot of single dogs.

"Fuck, quit, quit, paralyzed, I'll wait until after Valentine's Day to come up. ”

"Damn, it's just that we don't have a single dog to live, dog's day, I also decided to close the group, and wait for Valentine's Day to come back up. ”

"Where's Nana? Nana came out and walked two steps, haha, you also became a single dog when Valentine's Day came. ”

"Upstairs, frankly, don't sprinkle salt on Caicai's wound at this time, not to mention that Brother Bin has already abandoned Caicai. ”

"There's no way, who makes Caicai can't attract Brother Bin?"

......

All of a sudden, many single dogs in the group dominated the screen, which can no longer be regarded as a silent protest, this is directly tearing their faces, and many people even expressed their affection and died quickly.

Among them, the slow rhythm is to start the dishes again!

No way, Caicai is considered a 'group pet', after all, the cheerful, open-minded, and joking sister paper is always welcome, not to mention that Caicai is now the president of Lin Yang's support association, so she is also very popular in the white-robed army.

That's not all, Caicai usually discusses the so-called 'sex' and the like, such as the old lady's favorite is the female master, so that you can control everything, such as watching a small movie when you are banging, which can cultivate sentiment and so on......

Of course, many people in private also know more about the dishes, don't look at the craziest and most open looks at the old lady every day, but in fact, in reality, it should also belong to a good girl, not to mention anything else, this vegetable often asks for support in the group, and as a result, everyone else sends a red envelope of a few dollars, but the 'Baoxing' is to send 520.222 and other red envelopes at every turn, and confess to the dish from time to time.

If it was according to the general sister paper, I was afraid that I would take the red envelope, but Caicai refused to accept it, and she even told Baoxing not to send red envelopes anymore, and write your book honestly!

Here to say, Baoxing is the orangutan that Du Weiwei once liked but is now the most annoying, everyone knows that there are not a few cheaters among the authors, not to mention other websites, just 'starting point Chinese network' has many people who look like dogs, how innocent they show in person, behind the scenes is to cheat cannons not to say, once a big god even directly deceived cannons in the live broadcast in the group.

Pity some readers, sister paper, don't know that the author and the text are always two different things, on the contrary, they think that the author with such a good text can be bad?

So a lot of sisters were forced to go down for thousands of miles, but they were put in the group to show off by these scumbags.

It's a pity that such things are endless, so they don't have eggs, take Baoxing as an example, this product once talked privately about Du Weiwei wanting to cheat and crackle, but Du Weiwei told him about it, and the matter was revealed.

The question is that Du Weiwei may be in the group or tell everyone, 'Baoxing is a scumbag author, he is a liar'?

Impossible, firstly, Du Weiwei is a girl after all, and she is embarrassed to say this, secondly, she is now the agent of 'Lin Yang's studio', and she is in the white-robed army, if this matter is really exposed, it will not be good for Lin Yang.

So Du Weiwei only occasionally expressed her annoyance in the group, and she didn't say anything else.

Therefore, Du Weiwei didn't know that the 'group pet' dishes at this time were being teased by Baoxing!

Valentine's Day is also a bit painful for Cai Rou, she also felt quite depressed because of Wang Dongqun's affairs in the previous paragraph, she was originally stripped naked in bed and waited for Wang Dongqun to pick up a gun and get on the horse, but the result was good, the goods turned out to be a chick.

It's really a disappointment!

If it's just like this, the problem is that Wang Dongqun has a very strong disagreement with Cai Rou about many things, so Cai Rou decided that the next time she looks for a partner, she must find someone in the group and be able to talk together.

Among them, Cai Rou's true love is not to think about it, she has always liked Brother Bin, but unfortunately Brother Bin likes long legs and big breasts, Cai Rou is small and short-legged breasts after all!

And she can clearly feel Brother Bin's estrangement from him, since she expressed her liking Brother Bin many times in the group, many people have also been coaxed, to be honest, Cai Rou feels that if Brother Bin agrees, she will be ready to send it thousands of miles, but unfortunately Brother Bin will no longer bubble much in the future.

This fool knows what the situation is!

"Am I so annoying?"

To be honest, Cai Rou is already a little unconfident in herself, not to mention anything else, the first boyfriend is a scumbag, the second boyfriend continues to be a scumbag, and the third is Wang Dongqun, the result is worse than a scumbag.

A scumbag can still make himself cool and crooked if he stays in bed, but what about Wang Dongqun?

Alas!

Now Brother Bin doesn't treat her very well, and almost says that you are not my favorite dish!

It's Valentine's Day soon, to be honest, Cai Rou is also very lonely and lonely, she doesn't want to find ***, she just wants to fall in love, and then snap together.

Therefore, during this period of interval, Baoxing took advantage of the situation!

Bao Xing: "How is it?

Cai Cai and Meat: "Not yet, what? You want to date me?"

Baoxing: "Yes, I'm a bare pole anyway, since you didn't arrange for me to go to you, let's watch a movie together, make a date, Valentine's Day." ”

Cai Cai and Meat: "Is it just dating?"

Bao Xing made a serious expression: "Of course, I'm an innocent boy!"

"How innocent?"

"Quite innocent, I didn't know until now that not all milk can be drunk. ”

......

I can't talk about how disgusted I am for Baoxing Cai Rou, and Baoxing has always held her in the group and called her a goddess, although sometimes sending more red envelopes scared her, but Cai Rou is still a little happy in her heart, after all, there is no woman who doesn't like to be praised by others, right?

The more the two chatted, the more they suddenly talked about it, and the style of conversation became a little more and more uncontrollable!

Nana said, "So what posture do you like?"

Baoxing said: "Of course it's, I want you to kneel on the bed......"

Nana: "Sure enough, you men are the same, do you still want to me while thinking about me learning to bark a dog?"

"Huh, so perverted?"

Baoxing found a shocked expression.

Yes, the two seem to be chatting and chatting and are already preparing the text to snap!

......

At the same time, Lin Yang finished writing 10,000 words of "The Legend of Wukong", which happened to be the first three chapters!

Lin Yang thought about it and registered a vest 'Spark', because this time Lin Yang took "Wukong Biography" to publish, such a short story is not suitable for long-form serialization to the starting point Chinese network, so Shuang Lin Yang directly launched the article on Weibo.

Without any nonsense, Lin Yang directly uploaded three chapters in one go, and after uploading, Lin Yang began to promote it wearing a 'Spark' vest.

Lin Yang is no stranger to the 'Baoxing' in the white-robed army, in Lin Yang's opinion, online authors like Baoxing are too common, pretending to be poor and crying poor from time to time to earn rewards, and there is an online author who obviously has a monthly income of almost 100,000 yuan, but he says that he is a scum every day.

Of course, this Baoxing may be really poor, but the ability to cry poor is not bad, this thing has actually pulled ten alliance leaders in the white-robed army!

Lin Yang has also read a few chapters of "The Almighty Singer" he wrote, which is simply a common problem of online writing, and now it is all three golden chapters, the protagonist must be cool at the beginning, and he can't be abused, but this product is loaded with literature and art, and he sells his writing.

Who wants to see where you are and think of a song at every turn?

Remembering a song at every turn?

And sing it out?

Therefore, the first three chapters directly made Lin Yang retreat, but this Baoxing's advertisement is well done, and this product often cries poor, saying that he is old, old, and old, so he pulled the 'Dongming', 'low-key conspirator', 'the lonely person forward, the moneyless goose and others of the white-robed army into his group, and rewarded him with the alliance leader by his kneeling and licking.

"This is also a kind of ability!"

Lin Yang is no stranger to online novels, he used to follow the pace of many online novels to read them, and also competed for the monthly ticket list, and there are many niche texts like Baoxing who can only rely on kneeling and licking to get rewards, anyway, Baoxing is also a white-robed army after all, and it can be regarded as a lot of publicity, so Lin Yang doesn't ask much.

This time, Lin Yang also added the group of 'Baoxing', and the name of this group also made Lin Yang complain a little about the 'Orangutan V Group'!

Do all current authors like to use such nicknames?

You're an online author, and you're a male sling, is it really okay to call it a big man?

Of course, now is not the time to vomit, and Lin Yang also decided to wait for this matter to write a few online novels to the starting point Chinese network to see, but that is later.

Now get the word out!

[Shocked!!I saw a classic novel of Wukong fandom.,Don't miss it when you pass by.,The link is sent],

[If you don't read such a fanfiction, you will definitely regret it.,Everyone hurry up and take a look.】 】

[Haha, classic novels should not be missed, please see "The Legend of Wukong"!]

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Lin Yang added 6 Baoxing's book friend group in one go, and in addition to that, he also searched the book friend group of several other authors, but unfortunately, he was kicked out as soon as he released it.

Of course, Lin Yang didn't forget to post a link with a trumpet in the 'White Robe Army', and then kicked it smartly!

Dongming: "Damn, what is this 'Spark', not only in the Baoxing book friend group, but also in our white-robed army." ”

Low-key: "Just kick out such an advertising dog directly, I'm just a little puzzled about how this product came to the White Robe Army?"

The Lonely One: "I don't know,, I've never seen this guy. ”

"It seems that our white-robed army also needs to conduct a good audit to see who has accidentally sneaked in. ”

......

She didn't pay attention to the white robe army's vegetables at this time, she had already been teased by Bao Xing, and said while **: "Quick, quick, I want you, Xingxing, go to me." ”

In a rental house in Dancheng, a somewhat obscene-looking man smiled: "This is also too flirtatious, it seems that you can go to Yanjing on Valentine's Day this year!"

......

Xu Chen is Lin Yang's brainless fan, he likes Lin Yang precisely because he likes to sing very much, and he likes many of Lin Yang's songs.

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The Legend of Wukong

Chapter I

The four of them walked here, and there was a dense forest in front of them, and there was no road again.

"Wukong, I'm hungry, find something to eat. Tang Seng sat down on the stone and said.

"I'm busy, you won't go find it yourself?...... It's not that there are no legs. Sun Wukong said with a stick.

"What are you busy with?"

"Don't you think this sunset is beautiful?" Sun Wukong said, his eyes still looking at the sky, "I only have to look at this, so that I can insist on walking west every day." ”

"You can look at it as you go, as long as you don't hit the tree. ”

"I don't do anything when I watch the sunset!"

"Sun Wukong, you can't be like this, you can't bully the bald head like this, if you starve him to death, we won't be able to find the West Heaven, we won't be able to find the West Heaven, and the curse on us will never be lifted. Zhu Bajie said.

"Phew, when is it your turn to speak, pig-headed!"

"What do you say? Who do you say is a pig?!"

"It's not a pig, it's a pig's head!" hum hum ......" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and sneered.

"You dare to say it again!" Zhu Bajie was about to rush up with a nail rake.

"What is the noise, what is the noise! Lao Tzu is going to be sleepy! Roll and fight farther away!" Monk Sha yelled.

The three villains glared angrily.

......

Xu Chen was a little fascinated by this look, and read 10,000 words very quickly, at this time Xu Chen ran directly to the white-robed army group and said loudly: "Fuck, hurry up and watch "The Legend of Wukong", damn, the writing is really innovative!"