Chapter 156: The Scene of Laughter (I wish my father-in-law's daughter a happy full moon)

"Because of the time and the reasons for the creation, let's ask three questions. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo”

Zhao Xiaowei laughed and said: "There are many people on the Internet who asked me to ask you just now, so I want to ask you on behalf of everyone, will you be fat or thin in the future?"

This question made everyone at the scene applaud!

"It's still Sister Xiaowei's level, and I also want to know Lin Yang's level of mate selection. ”

"Khan, I suddenly remembered that Lin Yang just played Yang Guifei in "The New Concubine is Drunk", if it was in the Tang Dynasty, it was often fat as beauty, could it be that Lin Yang likes to be fat?"

"Don't make a fuss, these days it's the so-called 'how can the chest be uneven, how can the world be flat, how can the breasts not be huge, how can people gather people's hearts', so Lin Yang must like this kind of thing. ”

The discussion on the spot kept going, and Zhao Xiaowei also said to Lin Yang: "Lin Yang, do you need to give you a little time to think?

"No need, just give me a guitar. ”

Lin Yang stood up and said: "My song belongs to the lyrics correction of two arrangements, if you don't sing it well, you hope you can understand!"

At this time, Lin Yang played the guitar gently, and his prelude was the tune of "The Past Can Only Be Recalled", and then sangβ€”β€”-

That friend asked me Lin Yang

1-1=2 doesn't make sense

We all know that

1-1=0 is logical

But you talk about the real problem

Now I can tell you

Women will have big bellies

There is a child in the womb

Wait until October to give birth

The child will be reduced

So a mother minus a child

Two lives in the world

......

When Lin Yang sang slowly, Pang Qing was a little stunned.

She asked this question completely as a spoof?

Even Pang Qing couldn't think of how 1-1=2 could be illustrated, but she didn't expect Lin Yang to actually sing it, and this song also sounded a little good.

It's too strong!

Not only Pang Qing was impressed, but other people on the scene were also a little impressed, this is a live broadcast!

And it was obvious that this couldn't be thought out in advance, so Lin Yang remembered the song in a few seconds.

Isn't this what a cow man is?

At this moment, Lin Yang's tone suddenly rose by three points and he sang.

That friend, I want to ask you

What the hell did I, Lin Yang, offend you?

You ask me how many dads I have

I think you might have a bit of a problem with your brain

We know that a person has one

There are more dads and moms have problems

This is not possible

Lin Yang has only one father

This gentleman asks this question

Maybe you're interested in Dad

If you like dad more

I'll introduce you to the live audience

......

"Poof!"

Looking at Lin Yang on the stage, when he almost seemed to be scolding and singing, Dong Xiaolei also squirted out a mouthful of wine directly: "It's all damn that this literati don't see blood when they kill people, and this Lin Yang can't scold like this in a song." ”

Sun Hai laughed and said, "My master is awesome, which guy deserves to be scolded!"

Hua Zi also smiled: "If someone dares to say this to me, I will have to smoke him, but Lin Yang's singing voice is awesome enough." ”

"Look at this guy given by the camera, this face is already a little black. ”

......

The honest man was indeed a little depressed, he originally wanted to embarrass Lin Yang a little, but Lin Yang was so good that he easily resolved it.

Especially when Lin Yang sang these words-

The gentleman asked the question

Maybe you're interested in Dad

If you like dad more

I introduce you to the audience of friends."

......

This is simply to make the honest man scold his mother in his heart.

You're interested in Dad!

The atmosphere at the scene was completely crazy, and there were even people who were not afraid of big things and applauded again and again, saying: "Damn, introduce me, I don't mind having such a son." ”

"Haha, Lin Yang's name as a poisonous snake has been completely implemented today, but he deserves it, Nima, who let this thing ask such a question. ”

"That's right, that's a pretty good answer!"

"It means that he has fainted in the toilet with laughter, Lin Yang's ridicule is so interesting!"

"Laughing peeing already!"

......

Lin Yang's voice has always been relatively relaxed, and the slow singing is not a song, or just a joke, but this is exactly in the audience's arms.

You must know that most of the society in reality is running around all day for firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and many people who are pressed by housing loans and car loans can't breathe.

Not only that, but there are also some people who have nothing, no house, no car, no ticket!

After all, with the development of the Internet, some so-called chicken soup for the soul is actually poisonous, and everyone no longer believes it.

Therefore, it is best to watch the interview to be able to make you feel relaxed and happy!

As a result, everyone originally came to see the interview with the intention of listening to Lin Yang sing "Exaggeration", but they never expected that Lin Yang would sing a song "The New Concubine Drunk" to startle them.

That's not all, answering netizens' questions later is also humorous and funny.

Today's quizzes have made the audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV crazy, and who still has the heart to listen to "Exaggeration"!

Not to mention anything else, the Cantonese version of "Exaggerated" always sounds a little depressing, and the Chinese version of "Exaggerated" also expresses that he does not forget his original intention about music or other things, which is not suitable for a relaxed atmosphere.

The atmosphere of the scene was completely aroused!

"This Lin Yang, it's really amazing!"

The deputy director said to Chang Qing: "Xiao Wei's last question is not to mention, the first two questions are really sharp and funny, but Lin Yang directly turned against the army." ”

Chang Qing also said with a smile: "It's still the director of the station, it's a wise director, this invitation to Lin Yang is here, and the live broadcast is simply amazing." ”

The deputy director said: "Yes, if it wasn't live, others would think that we had arranged it in advance, but now it's all Lin Yang's on-site quick answer." ”

......

The scene is completely out of Zhao Xiaowei's control, this is the first time it has been out of her control, but Zhao Xiaowei is very satisfied.

Because Lin Yang's two questions were not only answered, but also had a somewhat spoofed atmosphere.

At this time, I could only hear Lin Yang continue to singβ€”β€”-

I've answered two questions from the audience

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am here to thank you for the applause and encouragement you have given me

The question you just asked

If I don't answer well

If you don't answer well

Please don't be angry

......

When Lin Yang was singing, the camera was also aimed at the honest man with a constipated face, and the audience at the scene didn't feel anything, but the audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.

Ah, look at this thing, you dare to provoke Lin Yang.

Today, this audience is estimated to be on fire.

Yes, that's interesting, but I'm afraid no one will dare to ask any embarrassing questions after today.

Yes, who is not afraid of being targeted by Lin Yang like this!

Returning to the stage, Lin Yang pointed to the honest man and sang-

That gentleman

I'm here to say I'm sorry to you

I salute you

Singing that Lin Yang really stood up and saluted the honest man, which made the honest man also busy waving his hand, obviously he didn't expect Lin Yang to be so easy to speak, and then thinking about his actions just now seemed too villainous.

The audience also burst into laughter and applause.

Zhao Xiaowei also admired Lin Yang more and more, if he didn't use this sentence to round up, I am afraid that someone on the Internet would use this point to black Lin Yang.

This Lin Yang's EQ is really high!

As a result, when Zhao Xiaowei was thinking, Lin Yang had already set his eyes on her and sangβ€”β€”-

Just now, Sister Xiaowei asked me about my wife

You say I want to be fat or want to be thin

The fat wife looks really blessed

The thin wife begged her to save clothes and rice

......

Zhao Xiaowei also felt funny when she listened to Lin Yang's singing, and the people at the scene were also gently clapped under the rhythm of some staff.

As a result, whether it was the audience at the scene, Chang Qing, or Zhao Xiaowei, they didn't expect Lin Yang to sing in a flash-

I see that your sister Xiaowei may be in a hurry

I see that you are not fat or thin, just to my liking

If I please my wife, I will please you

Sister Xiaowei, I ask if you love me Lin Yang

If you love me, let's get married now

......

Being watched and singing by Lin Yang so affectionately made Zhao Xiaowei's face turn red, and she suddenly felt a little dizzy at this time.

That's right, change is vertigo, and some people often ridicule during interviews, marrying a wife should marry Xiaowei and something like that.

However, he has never confessed to singing class like Lin Yang, and Zhao Xiaowei has some great feelings and admiration for Lin Yang.

It's dead!

Zhao Xiaowei crashed instantly!

"Poof!"

Chang Qing, who had just taken a sip of water, also squirted out, and coughed violently: "This kid!"

"In the interview, Lin Yang is awesome to tease the master and hold people like this!"

Wang Kun also shook his head and sighed.

"Still, it's good!"

Zhang Qi looked at Lin Yang on the stage and muttered to himself.

"I'll go, everyone, look, the host is blushing!"

"It's still true, haha, I'm laughing to death, this is the first time Zhao Xiaowei has blushed on the show. ”

"I only serve Lin Yang, I'm too fucking strong. ”

"That's right, it's hanging!"

......

At this time, countless people at the scene coaxed 'the host to promise her'!

Not only that, but there is also a wave of discussion on the Internet!

That's not all, Lin Zhenjiang, who was eating at home, looked at Zhao Xiaowei and said, "Actually, I think this girl is very good!"

Geng Shuxia said angrily: "Drink your bar, do you think people can take a fancy to our family!"

"Sister-in-law, you can't say that!"

Lin Zhiqin said a little unhappily: "Our family is also a big star now." ”

"Haha, that's right, it's definitely a big wave of sister paper chasing us, don't forget, think about it back then, chase my ......"

Lin Zhenjiang, who had drunk a little wine, suddenly sobered up when he said this.

"Say, what's the matter with you?"

Geng Shuxia's words made Lin Zhenjiang's old face red, and he hurriedly coughed and laughed: "I'm joking, just kidding, hurry up and watch TV, haha, watch TV." (To be continued.) )