Chapter Thirty-Three: One Head and Two Big
This voice sounds like Mo Yulu!
I jumped out of my chair and ran to open the door for her, and sure enough, I saw the young and beautiful Mo Yulu standing outside the door, and the ...... of the scenery The radiant Zhou Wei.
I was stunned and asked Zhou Wei, "Friday, why are you here?"
Mo Yulu was also stunned and asked, "What does Friday mean?"
I looked at the huge humanoid light bulb Zhou Wei and burst out with a sentence: "Zhou Wei, self-proclaimed Zhou Weiwu, I refer to it as Friday." ”
Mo Yulu laughed straight to the bottom.
Zhou Wei scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I came to see you with good intentions, and that's how you treat your brother?"
I pulled him aside and whispered, "It's my brother who shouldn't be here at this time, you know!"
Zhou Wei was also a little helpless, he said: "Of course I know, but Mo Yulu doesn't know where your home is, who else can he find if he doesn't look for me to lead the way?"
As soon as I thought about it, my anger subsided, and I invited Mo Yulu into the house.
As for the cheeky Zhou Wei, he simply treats my house as his own, and I don't need to invite him to come by himself, so I didn't be polite to him.
Mo Yulu said: "Your face is so swollen, they beat you so hard!"
I slapped the swollen face and said, "They didn't have much better, I knocked out the leaders of the group." So, please delete the words 'swollen face' and the rest of it, thank you!"
Zhou Wei muttered in a low voice: "Die to save face and suffer from sin!" was kicked by me and automatically shut up.
Mo Yulu grinned and continued very cooperatively: "You are so amazing!"
But the man who didn't have long eyes in the back added: "The face is swollen!"
Nonsense about retribution. No, as soon as Zhou Wei spoke, he kicked me again.
Mo Yulu didn't know anything about it. She walked into the living room and saw Jin Jing, her face changed instantly, and she asked stiffly, "Why are you here?"
I saw that it was bad, just remembering Mo Yulu's visit, and forgetting that there was still a Jin Jing at home, so I hurriedly played a round: "She came to visit me." ”
Before I finished speaking, I saw Zhou Wei squeeze me away, sit directly next to Jin Jing, and then teased his bangs and said, "Hello Xiaojing, I am Shi Lei's brother, my name is Zhou Wei, and my name is Zhou Shuai." ”
I added angrily: "It's still called Friday!"
Jin Jing nodded, did not reply to his words, but said to Mo Yulu, "Sit down." ”
Mo Yulu said angrily, "Don't sit!" Then she turned around and called me, "Shi Lei, you come over to me!"
I was about to walk over, but Jin Jing grabbed me again, shook my head, and said, "Don't go." Then he said to Mo Yulu, "Why are you calling him around?"
Mo Yulu pursed her lips and said, "I'm willing! What does it matter to you?"
"Don't you know how to be polite to others? This is common sense for young children!" Jin Jing took a step forward, and her momentum crushed Mo Yulu.
Seeing the two of them arguing, I felt like adults were bullying children.
I am the protagonist, in the home field, as the master, I can't bear to watch it anymore, so I hurriedly poured water for the two, and at the same time interjected: "Please drink water!"
Jin Jing turned back to me and said, "Don't interject. ”
Mo Yulu was more direct and said loudly: "Shut up!" I don't know if it was said to me or to Jin Jing.
Zhou Wei saw that the situation was not right, so he hurriedly grabbed Jin Jing and said, "Give me face...... and at the same time glanced at me and motioned for me to go to Mo Yulu.
Jin Jing looked back, glared at Zhou Wei, and directly stared him back two or three steps.
Mo Yulu was even more desperate, and before I could stretch out my hand, she waved her hand to stop me: "Don't stop me, otherwise I will break off my friendship with you!"
I was helpless.
Originally, it should be a great honor for the two school flowers to gather in my house, but it will be very unfortunate to encounter special circumstances. Just like today, the two are-for-tat - it seems that they can't be good.
I said, "Can you listen to me?"
Jin Jing and Mo Yulu said in unison: "You say!" After speaking, the two of them glared angrily.
Although I was helpless, I still felt comforted in my heart, at least they were still willing to listen to me.
Relieved, I said, "I said, we are all classmates, we should love each other, don't hurt each other......"
Mo Yulu interrupted me expressionlessly: "Finished?"
Jin Jing pushed me away and said, "When you're done, you can go back!"
I was stunned: "I'm already back!"
Mo Yulu pointed out with his hand: "Then you go out!"
This...... This is my house! Why do you make Mo Yulu and Jin Jing look like masters? And you want to kick me out?
Zhou Wei saw that I couldn't suppress them, so he stepped forward boldly, and said without fear of death: "You guys...... Is it really okay for two beautiful girls to fight like this in front of our two beautiful men?"
Mo Yulu looked at Zhou Wei who was in the wind in Yushu, and then at me with a blue nose and swollen face, and suddenly smiled.
When I saw her smiling, my heart was wide and I thought: There is a play! Zhou Wei's trick has an effect!
But the next moment, Mo Yulu's words ruined my hope: "Friday, this is a matter between me and her, don't interfere, otherwise I will even beat you!"
Zhou Wei didn't take her threat to heart at all, he said: "It's not good for girls to do things, how much it affects their image!"
Mo Yulu saw that she couldn't bluff him, and said again: "Go down, or I'll go to Huihui to beat your little report!
"Don't, don't, don't!" Zhou Wei was so frightened that he jumped back a meter away.
Mo Yulu's words were too lethal, and he directly defeated Zhou Wei and reduced his combat effectiveness to a negative number.
No wonder some people say "if you can move your mouth, don't do it", Mo Yulu taught me a lesson that impressed me.
At this time, Aunt Zhou was still shouting next door: "Weiwei, are you back?
Zhou Wei glanced at me, he was still righteous, and replied to his mother: "Wait a minute, I'm here with Shi Lei, I have something to do, and I'll come back later." ”
As a result, as soon as these words came out, Aunt Zhou became angry: "I asked you to come over to help and push back and forth, I don't want my pocket money this month, do you?"
When Zhou Wei heard this, he was so frightened that he didn't take his schoolbag, and ran back directly: "Wait for me, wait for me!I'll be back soon!" When he passed by me, he explained to me in a whisper, "Brother, I'm sorry!"
I finally understand why girls always say that "men are unreliable, and the more handsome men are, the more untrustworthy they are"......
In the face of pressure, facing the two mountains in front of me, I rose to the challenge and said, "Okay! What kind of system is it to fight and kill? Sit down for me and listen to me!"
Originally, I always boasted that I was "eloquent" and "convincing people with reason", but when they didn't want to reason with me, I realized that no matter how much reasoning I said, it was useless.
It seems that I still have too little experience in life.
I lamented: You are reasonable with the other party, and the other party is unreasonable with you, how should you deal with it?
Thinking of this, I was clueless, and I instantly had two big ......