"Forget it, it's better to steal something to eat from a dog than to commit a crime, and it won't be dirty if it falls on the snow anyway. ”

After the middle-aged woman walked into the restaurant, Ding Xiaofan stood up suddenly, grabbed the husky's mouth with his left hand, and grabbed the grilled sausage on the ground with his right hand.

"Wangwangwang!"

Seeing that the sausages were snatched away, the husky yelled a few times in the direction that Ding Xiaofan left in protest.

"I'm sorry, I'll treat you to steak next time, if you can meet it again. ”

While running forward, Ding Xiaofan stuffed all the four grilled sausages in his hand into his mouth.

After chewing and swallowing, he grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into his mouth and drank it into his stomach like water.

Perhaps because of the heavy snow, Ding Xiaofan just ran into an alley at the end of the street, and felt a tumbling of his abdomen, and the pain was unbearable.

"Damn! The toilet I passed by just now is at least 500 meters away from this alley! I knew that I should have gone to the toilet when I passed by just now. ”

While speaking, Ding Xiaofan covered his stomach and walked towards the alley step by step, trying to find a new public toilet on the road.

It's a pity that the heavens didn't fulfill people's wishes, and after walking on the road for a full twenty minutes and crossing three streets, Ding Xiaofan couldn't find a suitable place to solve the problem of going to the toilet.

"Puff! Grunt!"

"No, don't come out at this time!"

The strong feeling of being ready to breathe out slowed down Ding Xiaofan's walking speed a lot.

Finally, just when he couldn't take it anymore, he saw a public toilet next to a row of shops across the road.

God help me, I hope the public toilets don't need to be coined.

Secretly excited in his heart, Ding Xiaofan clamped his legs tightly, and ran to the other side of the road with small broken steps.

However, when he entered the toilet, he sadly found that the doors of the dozen or so cubicles were all closed, and the red indicator light on the handle showed that there were people in each cubicle.

"No, the men's toilet is so busy!"

Seeing this, Ding Xiaofan knocked on the door one by one and shouted, "Buddy inside, please hurry up! I can't hold it anymore!"

But due to the language barrier, the people in the cubicle couldn't understand what he was saying, and he didn't understand what the other party meant.

"Hum, uh-huh, hum-hum, hum-hum......"

Just when Ding Xiaofan photographed the last door, there was a pleasant humming sound from inside, and the man who was going to the toilet seemed to be in a good mood.

"What the hell! Lao Tzu is so anxious, but you are humming a song! Get out of here!"

As soon as the words fell, Ding Xiaofan crushed the doorknob with his bare hands.

"Who are you and what are you going to do!"

Halfway through the toilet, the door was suddenly opened, and the middle-aged man sitting on the toilet was really startled.

"What kind of bird language do you say? Lao Tzu doesn't understand! Go to the toilet and sing, get out of here!"

With an angry roar at the middle-aged man, Ding Xiaofan grabbed his collar and dragged him out of the toilet directly.

"Whoever dares to disturb Lao Tzu to go to the toilet will end up like this door!"

With that, Ding Xiaofan threw a punch and smashed the door of the compartment into pieces.

Although he couldn't understand his words, when he saw the scene in front of him, a few strong men who were about to step forward to fight just now were suddenly frightened and stood motionless.

Sitting on the toilet, Ding Xiaofan viciously waved his hand at the few strong men standing in front of him, "Look what! Get out! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will tear you alive!"

Hearing Ding Xiaofan's words, the middle-aged man who was dragged down from the toilet just now didn't even do the cleaning work, so he directly put on his pants and ran out.

Seeing this, several other strong men hesitated for a few seconds, and then fled from the public toilet one after another.

"That foreign uncle can understand Chinese? I already knew that I would borrow some money from him." ”

While talking to himself, Ding Xiaofan loosened his tense muscles, and suddenly fell to the bottom, feeling extremely comfortable.

After a while, Ding Xiaofan Hache walked out of the toilet day after day, "What a hell of a depressed, just finished going to the toilet, and my stomach is hungry again!"

"Forget it, I can't go back today, let's find a place to sleep first. ”

Walking alone on the street, Ding Xiaofan looked around looking for a public place that could shelter from the wind and snow without charging, ready to sleep first, and wait for dawn.

At this time, it was already half past seven in the evening of St. Petersburg time, and to the east of the Uprising Square was the old neighborhood of Nevsky Prospect, which felt noticeably more deserted than to the west.

Finally, next to a snack truck on the side of the street, Ding Xiaofan saw an excellent place where he could stay for free, a nobody's iron house welded with three containers.

The main thing is that when he got closer, he was surprised to find that a bag of meat floss bread on the snack cart was marked with 100 Arabic numerals, Coke was marked with 50 Arabic numerals, and even cigarettes were only 120 roubles.

So, Ding Xiaofan spent all the 300 roubles he had stolen from the homeless man and bought a bag of meat floss bread, a bottle of Coke, a pack of Marlboro, and a box of matches.

"It's so sad, I didn't expect me to fall into such a miserable day again, it's even worse than before. ”

lit a cigarette, Ding Xiaofan quickly ran into the tin house, for fear of sleeping somewhere

Occupied by nearby homeless men.

I saw that the tin house was still clean, with a thick wooden board on several paint buckets, and a dozen moldy empty beer bottles stacked on the wooden board, and a few broken quilts in the corner.

It looks like it should be a temporary shelter for local workers, but it hasn't been occupied for a long time.

After cleaning up casually, Ding Xiaofan put the bread and cola on the wooden board, broke a beer bottle, used the base as an ashtray, and then sat on the ground.

"Alas, even stealing Lao Tzu's mobile phone, it's really inhumane!"

While eating bread, Ding Xiaofan sat alone on the ground and said to himself, "If you have a mobile phone, even if you can't make calls, you can still play games and have fun at this moment." ”

"Forget it, get some sleep first, and figure it out tomorrow. ”

Twisted the cap of the Coke bottle and took a sip, and then took another puff of cigarette, Ding Xiaofan threw the last cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, walked to the cleanest quilt and lay down.

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ......"

Since he had never tried to go to bed so early, Ding Xiaofan, who had been lying on the ground for a long time and couldn't sleep, began to count the sheep, "Fifty-seven sheep, fifty-eight sheep, fifty-nine sheep......"

However, just as he had counted the two hundred and seventh sheep and was about to fall asleep, there was a sound of footsteps and a group of people talking outside the door.

"It's a big place, so let's sleep here tonight. ”

"Or will you find a place, the place that the third child just found is only enough to squeeze five or six people at most, and it is fucking leaking!"

"Don't talk nonsense, there's a big business to do tomorrow, go to bed early!"

As the noise grew louder, a dozen bearded men in leather jackets and shotguns walked into the tin room.

"Why does it smell of smoke? Who's in there, come out!"

While speaking, one of the bearded men pointed a shotgun at the corner of the room, "If you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will shoot you, get out!"

The strong men couldn't see Ding Xiaofan, but Ding Xiaofan, who had a yin and yang magic pupil, could see each other clearly.

Knowing that the language barrier is not good, and these people are obviously not good at stubble, Ding Xiaofan is not talking nonsense, a carp stood up from the ground, and looked at the bearded man in front of him vigilantly.

At this moment, another bearded man turned on the lighting settings on his phone, and the white light immediately illuminated the entire tin room.

"It turned out to be a foreigner, no wonder I couldn't understand Lao Tzu's words. ”

Seeing Ding Xiaofan standing in front of him, the bearded man aimed the shotgun in his hand at Ding Xiaofan's eyebrows, and said with a sneer, "Anyway, he can't understand it, just kill him, just find a place to throw it away." ”

As soon as the words fell, only a gunshot of "bang!" was heard, and dozens of steel balls flew towards Ding Xiaofan's head.

But in the next second, all the steel balls hit the iron wall behind him, turning the iron wall into a sieve.

"So you want to kill me, then don't blame me, you die yourself!"

With a loud shout, Ding Xiaofan quickly rushed to the first beard, grabbed his neck, and twisted it directly into a twisted shape.

"Bang ......"

Only a muffled sound and the sound of bones shattering sounded, and before the other beards could react, Ding Xiaofan raised his fist and slammed it on the heads of the remaining bearded men.

"Damn, if you make a noise, Lao Tzu is going to count the sheep again. ”

Piling up the corpses of the bearded people in the corner, Ding Xiaofan scolded and returned to the place where he slept before.

"There were gunshots, and there was a man speaking Chinese, so he must be inside. ”

Just when Ding Xiaofan was about to lie down, a little Russian girl wearing a beige nightdress, holding a flashlight in her hand, and looking only about twelve or thirteen years old, cautiously walked into the tin room.

Shining a flashlight on Ding Xiaofan, the little girl asked him, "You have a lot of strength, right?" ”

Seeing that the other party was just an underage girl, Ding Xiaofan relaxed his vigilance slightly.

However, to his surprise, although the other party was Russian, he spoke fluent Chinese.

After being sent to Russia for so long, it was the first time he had met someone who could speak Chinese.

"Yes, I do have a lot of power, how do you know?"

After lighting a cigarette, Ding Xiaofan continued, "Who told you that I am strong, and who told you that I am here? Moreover, what are you doing here to find me so late?"

"You've asked me so many questions, why don't you ask me why I speak Chinese?"

Finding that Ding Xiaofan was not as fierce as her father said, the little girl simply walked to his side.

Hearing the little girl's words, Ding Xiaofan was amused, "Are you talking about tongue twisters?" Okay, then let me ask you, why do you speak Chinese?"

"Of course, my mother taught me, I went to live with my grandmother in Shenyang, China with my father and mother, and my mother is half Chinese. ”

As she spoke, the little girl poked her finger at the skeleton behind Ding Xiaofan, "You're so cool." ”

Hearing this, Ding Xiaofan dragged the little girl in front of him and asked, "You haven't told me yet, it's so late, what are you doing here to find me?"

"Oh! I almost forgot something important. ”

Faced with Ding Xiaofan's question, the little girl stuck out her tongue, "Tell you, don't be afraid, there is a very fierce ghost in my house, and I can't sleep every day, I want to ask you to help me get rid of that ghost." ”

I didn't expect to be able to receive commissions abroad, but such a young child shouldn't have much money. I don't know if I can ask her parents for the money to buy a plane ticket.

Thinking secretly in his heart, Ding Xiaofan tentatively said to him, "Looking for someone to help catch ghosts will cost you a lot of money, do you have it?"

However, unexpectedly, the little girl actually took out ten bills of five hundred rubles from her pocket and handed them to Ding Xiaofan, "These are a total of five thousand rubles, if you help me drive the ghost away, I will give you so much." ”

Putting the money in his pocket, Ding Xiaofan asked solemnly, "Is your house really haunted?"

"Don't believe me, then you come with me! Don't be afraid!"

So just like that, the little girl pulled Ding Xiaofan to the door of a villa that seemed to be a miniature version of the castle not far from the tin house.

On the way to the villa, Ding Xiaofan learned from the little girl that the middle-aged man who was just halfway through the toilet and was dragged out of the toilet by himself was the little girl's father.

After hearing her father say that a Chinese had smashed a metal handle with his bare hands and smashed the door of the cubicle to pieces with a punch, the little girl searched for Ding Xiaofan's whereabouts near the public toilet and tried to ask him to help drive away the ghost in the house.

"Shhhh ”

Gently closing the door of the villa, the little girl made a silent gesture to Ding Xiaofan, "If they know that I invite you to come to the house to exorcise ghosts, I will definitely drive you out, especially my father!"

Seeing this, Ding Xiaofan whispered, "I can understand your father's mood of wanting to drive me out, but where is the ghost you are talking about? Why didn't I see it?"

"Come with me and show you something. ”

After that, the little girl took Ding Xiaofan and tiptoed to the living room, and took out an oval thing from the TV cabinet and put it on the coffee table.

Using a flashlight to shine a flashlight on the things on the coffee table, the little girl hid behind Ding Xiaofan and pointed at him, "Look, the ghost is in this nesting doll." ”

Hearing this, Ding Xiaofan looked in the direction pointed by the little girl, and asked suspiciously, "Ordinary ghosts are all three souls and seven spirits, how can this thing be divided into nine?" Although it is exactly the same, it is getting smaller and smaller. Are you sure she's a ghost?"

"If you're not Russian, you probably don't know that this ghost has a background. ”

Faced with Ding Xiaofan's question, the little girl patiently explained, "I'll tell you a story, and you'll understand." ”

"Legend has it that in the time of the reign of the Russian Queen Catherine, there was a very beautiful princess, who had the beauty of the country and the city, but her personality was arrogant. ”

The princess thought that no man in this world could be worthy of her, so she said that she would never get married. ”

But the queen said strongly that she would marry her daughter no matter what method she used, and the princess had no choice but to think of a terrible plan to recruit relatives, and then the emperor list was posted all over the country. ”

"The content of the emperor's list is: no matter what identity you are, as long as you can hide three times, the person who doesn't let the princess find it is a colt, and the person who fails will only end up with five horses!"

However, despite the fact that the consequence of defeat was death, there were still people who coveted the beauty and wealth of the princess, and they thought it would be easy to hide three times without being discovered. ”

"But no one expected that the princess had a window inlaid with twenty-four philosopher's stones, and that it could see any corner of the world! The princess killed all the people who came to propose marriage, and hung their only remaining heads on the trees in the garden to admire every day!"

At this, the little girl's tone became noticeably cheerful, as if she were the princess.

The look of excitement on her face flickered, and the little girl continued, "The last young man came to propose, and he brought with him a beautiful doll, which has nine layers, that is, the big doll has eight small dolls in its body. ”

The princess hated the doll very much, and hated the young man who proposed marriage, but she could not find him no matter how she looked at it. The queen was overjoyed, and thought that at last someone could control this terrible daughter. ”

"Unexpectedly, the princess still wants to get rid of this person who can escape her magic, she pretends to invite her future husband to the garden to enjoy the flowers, and just when the young man is shocked by those heads, the princess cuts off his head!"

The young man's head was spinning on the ground, and then he suddenly said: You woman with a heart like a femme fatale, I will make you pay the price for the crime you have committed for nine hundred and ninety-nine years!

As soon as the words fell, the blood splashed on the princess turned into a chain with knife teeth, and it cut the princess's body piece by piece, layer by layer, and the princess was mutilated alive in the screams!

And the princess's soul was also divided into nine, and it was sealed in this group of nesting dolls, and each layer of dolls was sealed with a princess's soul. Every night, the princess's ghost escapes and harasses me!"

After listening to the little girl's story, Ding Xiaofan lit a cigarette and said unhurriedly, "If I guessed correctly, you are the arrogant princess in the story." ”

This story is pure fiction and will be continued