Chapter 32: The Farce

At dawn, the sky will turn a touch of fish belly white, and the entire Hundred Flames Secret Realm will be busy.

On the birthday of the Lord of the Secret Realm, all the vendors on the streets of the downtown area have decorated their stalls with festive objects, needless to say anything else, for so many years, the mountains and mountains have been peaceful, and there is no bullying on the mountain, so that this group of ordinary people can live a stable life, which is enough to make all the people grateful to the Lord of the Secret Realm in their hearts.

I think that the previous master of the secret realm really didn't care, just busy with his own practice, and finally the mountain and the mountain became a pot of porridge, and in the end, fortunately, the master of the secret realm came out and helped to settle the chaos, and fought a big battle in front of all the people in the secret realm, and finally killed the previous master of the secret realm, and successfully sat on the throne.

Decades have passed.

The little fart children who were still running around the streets with their buttocks and front teeth bared back then are now fathers and mothers.

And this time, it is said that the heavenly court sent an envoy to congratulate him on his birthday, which made all the people a little honored.

Although they are eligible to participate in this birthday banquet, they are quite content with the joy.

Although they don't know much about Heavenly Court, according to their ancestors, they are all strong people, and legend has it that in that great battle that almost destroyed the mortal world, it was the strong men of Heavenly Court who turned the tide and were able to leave a batch of fire for the heavens and all worlds.

But these are all stories similar to legends that have been passed down from generation to generation, and for so many years, there have been no serious immortals from heaven, but some immortals who come to travel can be regarded as fast, even if they look horizontally and vertically, they don't look like any strong people.

Hei Er came early in the morning to pick up Zhang Xiaofeng to go to the place where the birthday banquet was held, and it was also the most spectacular area in the entire Hundred Flames Secret Realm, the Alien Fire Jungle, according to legend, the Heavenly Emperor and the Demon Emperor fought a great battle, and a drop of blood of the Heavenly Emperor fell to the mortal world with a broken space fragment, and after more than a hundred years, it became this Hundred Flames Secret Realm, with fire as the way.

And it is said that the blood of the emperor is in this jungle, supporting the operation of the space, and the young man's spirituality is not lost.

Following Hei Er to the vicinity of the so-called alien fire jungle, he could intuitively feel that the temperature was much higher than usual, but this may be a great harm to mortals, and for those of them who cultivate immortals, this is actually nothing.

There are already a lot of them.

Everyone stood still outside a huge jungle, gathering in twos and threes to talk about something.

There was a group of people on the side who were busy, and the huge spirit beast was cleaned up in front of everyone, and a huge shelf was randomly erected, the meat was grilled, and then sprinkled with one of the most popular spices among the people, and soon a fragrance wafted in, which made people's appetite move.

"The Heavenly Court Envoy has arrived!" Black Er suddenly roared.

Zhang Xiaofeng was startled and glanced to the side lightly.

And the people below also looked towards Zhang Xiaofeng's position when they heard the voice.

When everyone saw that the envoy sent by Heavenly Court was actually such a young person, their faces showed a little stunned.

Maybe they all knew the situation of the Hundred Flames Secret Realm now, so Heavenly Court sent a young man, in their eyes, this became an attitude, a feeling that Heavenly Court didn't care about such a small secret realm at all.

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't say anything, and waited quietly in place.

Although I don't know what this master of the secret realm means, since Hei Er shouted, then he can't keep a low profile so much, and some of the so-called processes still have to go.

Sure enough, within a moment's effort, he had been cultivating in the alien fire jungle, and the master of the secret realm, who had not shown up since the beginning, suddenly flew up from the jungle, and now Zhang Xiaofeng was opposite, smiling and nodding at him.

"Welcome. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't say anything, and directly took out the box of gifts prepared by the queen mother in advance from the mobile phone and handed it to Hei Er on the side.

The Lord of the Secret Realm glanced at the box, seriously with a bit of inexplicability, and was still enthusiastic enough to take Zhang Xiaofeng down, arrange Zhang Xiaofeng, and then continue to return to the jungle.

Zhang Xiaofeng is now not far from the jungle, just now several people have received the orders of the Lord of the Secret Realm, and they don't dare to slack off at all, so they take a bunch of meat one after another and hand it to Zhang Xiaofeng.

Zhang Xiaofeng smiled, took it, completely ignored the group of people around him who were staring at him without turning their eyes, and ate without distraction.

"Didn't Heavenly Court eat to starve you like this?" a not-so-friendly voice rang out from the crowd, but no one stepped forward.

Zhang Xiaofeng's movements paused, raised his eyes and scanned the crowd, and finally hooked his finger in a certain direction.

"Come out. ”

No one in the crowd stood up, and more people were waiting for something to be done as if they were watching the excitement.

The Lord of the Secret Realm had walked out of the Secret Realm several times when he was young, and had made some acquaintances in the surrounding Secret Realm, most of whom stood here today.

But at that time, everyone was very weak, and young, and their hearts were still very simple, and they didn't know much about the so-called human feelings, but now it's different, everyone has grown up, and they have seen too many things, black and white, and a heart is no longer as simple as it was back then.

And everyone's strength is generally higher than that of the master of this secret realm, so they don't have the true feelings when everyone went through the rivers and lakes together.

Although I came today, few of them were sincere.

It's just that the master of the secret realm is too rich and monopolizes all the resources of the entire secret realm, and everyone doesn't dare to offend too much.

At this moment, such a farce happened, and everyone thought it was interesting in their hearts, and they wished that things would be big.

Everyone looked in the direction Zhang Xiaofeng pointed.

In that crowd, several people who were pointed out by Zhang Xiaofeng came over with a smile on their faces, and looked at the person who was revealed with a smile.

Zhang Xiaofeng also looked over.

As he expected.

It was none other than the son of the richest man in the Hundred Flames Secret Realm, that is, the man Zhang Xiaofeng met when he first entered the space.

Indeed, on this day, even if he is demoted to guard the border pass, it is impossible for him not to attend this birthday banquet in his capacity.

The rich man is a sensible man.

He probably expected this day a long time ago, so he hired a few people in advance to guard his unsuccessful son.

It was also a few people I saw in the inn.

It's not very strong, it's only a sixth-order, but in this space, it can already be regarded as a strong party, at least it's more than enough to be a bodyguard.

The atmosphere was a little stiff.

The six of them didn't move, and now near the rich man's son, they looked up at Zhang Xiaofeng.

They were actually quite surprised, because Zhang Xiaofeng and they knew each other, and they often chatted in the inn before, but they didn't expect Zhang Xiaofeng's true identity to be a messenger of heaven.

If you think about it, you can understand, how can an ordinary person go to live there?

The atmosphere was a little dignified, and the six of them had a good sense of Zhang Xiaofeng, especially after knowing Zhang Xiaofeng's identity at this moment, they found that he was not domineering, which was indeed quite rare, but there was no way, they accepted other people's money, or the money of the richest rich man, and it was impossible for them to do things if they didn't want to.

I can only bite the bullet.

Zhang Xiaofeng naturally saw the few people in front of him, including their reactions, Zhang Xiaofeng saw them clearly.

At this moment, the rich man's son still stood in place as if he didn't feel anything, provoking Zhang Xiaofeng.

"I, I passed, what happened to me?"

"What's wrong with the Heavenly Court Emissary, don't think I don't know, you're a seventh-order waste. ”

"Heaven doesn't want you anymore to come here to be a blessing?"

"You don't look at how many eyes Lord Ma has. ”

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Just before Zhang Xiaofeng was about to make a move, a heat wave suddenly came from the jungle, and it flew towards the rich man's son.

Before the six people around him could react, the flame had already reached the eyes of the rich man's son, and with the intensity of this attack, he would not die or lose half his life.

But to everyone's surprise, something happened.

I saw that the fireball actually stopped steadily in front of the rich man's son, less than a fist away from his heart.

The rich man's son was a little frightened.

Fortunately, the six people around him reacted quickly enough and quickly stepped forward and dragged him aside.

The next moment, the fireball slammed into the place where the rich man's son was standing, leaving a huge deep pit.

Hei Er appeared silently in place, holding an earthy yellow rune paper in his hand, and with a wave of it, it automatically ignited, throwing the rune paper into the pit, only to see the surrounding crumbling soil fly back into the pit again, but after a while, the ground returned to normal again.

Looking at the burned rune paper, the eyes of several people around him turned green.

This rune paper is a high-level earth-shaking mansion, such a small piece can move the ground of the surrounding seven hundred miles down dozens of meters, and one piece will cost hundreds of merits, but now it is used to fill the pit.

The regret on everyone's faces could no longer be concealed.

But there is no way, the master of the secret realm is so rich and capricious.

After Hei Er finished his work, he looked up at Zhang Xiaofeng deeply, and then slowly disappeared in front of everyone again.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the scene in front of him, and always felt indescribably weird, especially the last look in Hei Er's eyes, which seemed to have a sad look of asking for help, but no matter how smart Zhang Xiaofeng was, he really couldn't do this kind of guessing out of thin air.

He sighed and pressed down the weirdness in his heart.

"I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving, it's him, the waste. ”

"What about the Lord of the Secret Realm towards you, my father is the only indispensable existence in this space!"

"You're all ants. ”

Maybe it's because this period of time has really been held back for too long, and he actually said something that was so rebellious to everyone's ears.

Sure enough, the next moment, a fiery snake rushed out of the forest at a rapid pace, even faster than the one just now, and finally bombarded the rich man's son directly under the gaze of everyone.

Spurting out a mouthful of blood, he flew far away.

But this offensive is not deadly, it is just scary to watch.

The rich man's son wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and some resentful women looked at the jungle, and everyone on the side looked over one after another, seriously gloating.

Just as he was about to continue speaking, six people on the side quickly walked up and almost dragged him away from the vicinity of the Alien Fire Jungle.

"I'm not leaving. ”

"Do you want to kill us all!" said one of the guards, one of the six.

The rich man's son quieted down at this time, and the resentful woman glanced at the jungle, then turned her head to look at Zhang Xiaofeng, broke free of the hands of several people, and left the area near the alien fire jungle alone.

A farce passed, but it did not affect the atmosphere of the entire birthday banquet, after a moment of silence, everyone still ate and drank when they should eat, but Zhang Xiaofeng here, everyone seems to have tacitly reached a consensus, no one came to Zhang Xiaofeng, even if he didn't even make eye contact, no one gave Zhang Xiaofeng one.

He also rejoices in purity.

I have to say that the spirit beast meat in the Hundred Flames Secret Realm is really the best, and at the Peach Banquet in the Heavenly Court before, Zhang Xiaofeng only tasted a few pieces of meat and couldn't eat it anymore.

It's not that it's not delicious, but that aura is too heavy, and it is indeed a great burden for Zhang Xiaofeng, who has not absorbed the immortal bones at that time.

But now, Zhang Xiaofeng can finally sit here and have a good meal, and no one disturbs him, Zhang Xiaofeng is really happy in his heart, and there is a smile on his face.

Several people on the side looked at Zhang Xiaofeng's appearance, and their faces were a little unhappy.

Many people are like this, they can't look down on others, especially this weak person who is like a scum but has such a good life, and can become the messenger of heaven for such a position that can make a lot of money, and everyone is not very happy in their hearts.

"Heavenly Court is really not as good as a year after year. A man who looked arrogant was not far from Zhang Xiaofeng now, and said to the person next to him in a strange manner.

A group of people on the side also chimed in.

Everyone chatted one after another, each talking about what they had seen and heard, and they couldn't wait to say that Heavenly Court was like a garbage can.

Zhang Xiaofeng listened beside him, did these people deliberately let him listen, Zhang Xiaofeng just listened.

From time to time, he glanced in the direction of the crowd to show that he was paying attention to them.

"Yes, the immortals of Heavenly Court are really too watery, I touched one yesterday, let me clean it up. ”

"Yes, yesterday I also met a fairy, who should be passable, and it was really a headache to go to the maid who wanted to make me a warm bed. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't hold back his laughter on the side.

"I'm sorry, but who are you talking about?"

The man glared at Zhang Xiaofeng and snorted disdainfully.

"Chang'e!" he said in a loud voice.

Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help it anymore and laughed.

"Chang'e?"

The man's face was as black as an iron egg.

"It's a coincidence, Chang'e, I really know each other. ”

The man snorted disdainfully.

"Third-order fairy, how can you know a nameless person like you. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was too lazy to argue with him, he suddenly felt like children who hadn't grown up.

"Really lick his face and say, can he still know Chang'e?"

"Not really. ”

"You know Chang'e, Chang'e doesn't know you. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was annoyed by their quarrel, and he didn't have the heart to tease them.

But I didn't expect these people to be finished.

"You said you knew Chang'e? ”

"Yes, as an envoy of the Heavenly Court, casually saying big things will damage the prestige of the Heavenly Court. ”

"Yes. ”

A group of people really got into a fight with Zhang Xiaofeng.

Zhang Xiaofeng was annoyed and threw all the meat in his hands aside.

I wiped my hands, took out my phone, and looked at it, there was a net.

Make a video call to Chang'e.

The call was quickly connected.

"How's it going? Is the secret realm fun? Jade Rabbit and I are going to see you recently. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at Chang'e's beautiful face, listened to her voice, and forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart.

"Let's not talk about that now, it's a bit of a problem. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng turned the camera and said in front of these people: "There is a stupid dog here, saying that you are clamoring to be a little maid for him, so my goddess can bear it when this group of little toads say this?" ”

Chang'e looked at the group of people in Zhang Xiaofeng's video, her face instantly turned cold, and she no longer had the good face she had when facing Zhang Xiaofeng.

"Who said that? Chang'e asked lightly.

The group of people on the opposite side were stunned the moment they saw Chang'e, who would have thought that Zhang Xiaofeng was so ruthless, and a seventh-order immortal could really recognize a goddess like Chang'e.

I actually kicked it to the iron plate.

"I'll be your maid, you wait for me. Chang'e's icy gaze could almost freeze people, and he stared at a man in the crowd who was obviously a little nervous, and said coldly.

I have to say that Chang'e's prestige in the heavens and all worlds still exists.

Being beautiful is naturally one thing, and the main reason is that she is a third-order immortal.

Third order, what kind of concept is that.

It was a moat that they would never be able to cross in their lives.

It is a being that deserves their eternal admiration.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the group of speechless people opposite, and he didn't have the heart to continue messing around with them.

In fact, Zhang Xiaofeng felt a little down when he did this, but he was most annoyed that these people were muttering endlessly, which made people feel like they were being flew, and they were upset.

Undoubtedly, the method chosen by Zhang Xiaofeng was the most effective, because everyone shut up.

"Okay, Goddess Chang'e, let's talk again when we have time, and I'll leave this group of stupid dogs to me. ”

"Okay, I'll go there with Yutu after a while, if you don't leave, let's get together, there are some things that are not easy to talk about in Heavenly Court." ”

"Good. Zhang Xiaofeng smiled at Chang'e, and then hung up the phone.

The group of people on the opposite side was silent.

Looking at Zhang Xiaofeng, his gaze also changed.

They don't look at the closeness of Chang'e and Zhang Xiaofeng as if they were pretending, so this matter is different.

Zhang Xiaofeng has a backstage and is still a third-order immortal, which shows that although Zhang Xiaofeng is weak, it is not something they can bully casually.

This morning, a good birthday banquet can be regarded as completely ruined, and now everyone present has no intention of participating in the next birthday banquet, and there is really no excuse to leave standing here.

It's getting late, and the birthday party is about to begin.

No matter what everyone present was thinking, Zhang Xiaofeng was quite looking forward to it.

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