"When it comes to Sunan, we have to talk about his wife, Li Antong! It just so happens that this person is also in our guest seat today. Jiang Shu's gaze fell on a female star about thirty years old in the guest seat.

The actress is dressed very fashionably, but she has a snake spirit face that is obviously made of plastic surgery.

“...... It is said that Sunan loves his wife and will say to Li Antong every day I love you, when the reporter asked Sunan how to keep love fresh, Sunan was anxious: 'What I see every day is different, can it not be fresh?'!"

Jiang Shu picked up the mobile phone of the program sponsor placed on the microphone, "The mobile phone in my hand is the latest model of opao Rnon3, compared with other mobile phones, this mobile phone has a new function, called screen fingerprint unlocking." This feature is very useful, especially for users like Antong Lee. ”

"If you think about it, if your face is always changing, you definitely can't use facial recognition to unlock, and at this time, on-screen fingerprint unlocking comes in handy. Really, Sister Li, I suggest taking advantage of the discount now and hurry up and get one!"

A wave of beautiful oral broadcasts.

It is not blunt at all, and it perfectly integrates the sponsor's products and program characteristics.

Sponsor dad must be satisfied.

But no one in the live program group could be happy.

Everyone in the background looked at Li Antong, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot in the guest seat, and there was a deep worry on their faces.

If Jiang Shu continues to say this, something big will happen!

But Jiang Shu, who was standing on the stage, didn't seem to notice the change in the atmosphere of the recording scene, and continued his road of intimidation.

"Jiang Qian, Li Antong's best friend, the former Golden Horse actress, and now the queen of bad movies. Jiang Qian used her growth to tell us a truth, no matter how talented you are, you can destroy it through unremitting efforts!"

Liu Yun, a singer who is committed to leading the Chinese music scene to the world. Liu Yun did it, a few months ago, Liu Yun released a new album, which instantly rushed to the top of the North American new song chart, allowing people all over the world to witness the power of the Chinese water army!"

Zhang Wei, a famous music tailor in my country, is a Chinese lyricist. However, Brother Zhang, we will put up with you being a tailor, but can you stop using other people's cloth! Everyone has made clothes, and you can stab and cut them with scissors, who can bear this!"

"Let's talk about the last guest, Xiao Xuan. Some people say that no one can be young all the time, but I don't think so, Xiao Xuan's boyfriend can!"

After talking about the seven guests, Jiang Shu was afraid that his strength would not be strong enough, so he brought the host with him.

"There is still a little time, so I will talk about our host, Mr. Yang Guang. I watched a few episodes of the show and found that whenever Mr. Yang Guang appeared on the stage, there were a lot of barrages. I was puzzled, and later I realized that the reason why there are many barrages is not how popular Mr. Yang Guang is, but that the audience wants to use the barrage to block Mr. Yang Guang's face, out of sight, out of mind!"

"Goose goose goose!" the audience laughed again.

On the other hand, the guest seats are here.

No one can be happy to be hacked like this by Jiang Shu.

But......

Jiang Shu, who complained about the director + guest + host, had no intention of going down.

Jiang Shu, the person who should be offended, has already offended.

But Jiang Shu believes that this is not enough.

Jiang Shu also needs to blacken himself.

With a light cough, a smile appeared on Jiang Shu's face.

“...... Let's talk about myself again. To be honest, as an artist, although I am very famous, I still have a lot of advantages, for example, I am handsome, handsome, handsome!"

There was a burst of boos from the audience, and the recording scene was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

"Any artist has a dream of becoming a big star, but my ideals are very plump and the reality is very skinny. ”

"Once, when I was walking on a commercial street in Xidan, a loud voice called out to me: 'Jiang Shu!' I was immediately pleasantly surprised to find the owner of this voice! In the midst of both reality and illusion, the master appeared: 'Why are you hanging around here if you don't go to class this Wednesday?!' If I hadn't taken a vacation, I wouldn't have caught you skipping class!' I: 'Teacher Li is so ......'"

"In the first half of this year, I played a supporting role in a TV series that only appeared for a few minutes, and after the TV series aired, I used a trumpet to comment under the scarf, 'This actor is really good at acting', but it was deleted by the administrator on the grounds of 'promoting false and false information'. I didn't believe in evil at the time, so I posted again, 'This person's acting skills are really bad'. A few hours later, my comment received hundreds of likes, hundreds of followers, and successfully surpassed my officially certified tuba. Speaking of this, Jiang Shu helplessly spread his hands.

And in the audience, the audience almost laughed.

This Jiang Shu ......

It's so funny, isn't it?

After hacking himself for a wave of unpopular and poor acting skills, Jiang Shu also planned to give everyone an impression of narcissism and arrogance.

"Although I am very mixed up now, with my handsomeness, I believe that if the time is right, I will definitely be able to soar to the sky. You ignored me before, and then I'm going to make you unclimbable, huh!"

"Finally, at the end, I'll give myself a little advertisement! If any director thinks I'm doing well and wants to make an appointment with me, no, if you want to make an appointment, you can contact me at any time! Of course, Director Bi just forget it, I don't want to be nailed to the pillar of shame in the history of Chinese films!"

In the end, Jiang Shu did not forget to make up for Bi Qifeng.

Bi Qifeng, who was already about to recover, almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot after hearing Jiang Shu's words.

"I'm Jiang Shu, thank you!" Jiang Shu bowed to the audience and announced the end of the complaint.

Whoa~!

The audience burst into applause.

The audience stood up and applauded vigorously with blushing faces.

Enjoyable.

It's so enjoyable!

Jiang Shu's complaint, not only has a large scale and sharp words, but also takes into account the humorous type of speech, and there is no urine point in the whole process.

Even many viewers think that this is what the show "Star Spit Tue" should look like.

This way.

Jiang Shu returned to his seat under the resentful eyes of the seven guests.

The host Yang Guang read the last oral broadcast with a dark face.

"Click!"

With a click from the director, the recording of this episode of the program was announced.

Seeing the unkind eyes of several guests looking him up and down, Jiang Shu chose to run away without hesitation.

Back in the lounge backstage, Jiang Shu pulled up the confused Wang Youwei and left the recording studio directly, and took a taxi to rush back.

"Jiang Shu, why are you in such a hurry to leave, I heard that there will be a small dinner later, this is a rare time to deepen the relationship with the rest of the guests, those guests, but all of them are seniors in the entertainment industry, especially Director Bi ......" On the car back, Wang Youwei thought about Jiang Shu in pieces.

Deepen the feelings of a yarn.

Jiang Shu rolled his eyes.

I have sinned them all to death.

Just waiting for the show to air, the fans of those guests came over to hack me!

............

PS: The contract has been sent, students who have not invested should hurry up!