Chapter 18 is green
Liu Liangkun and the two came out of Fulong sauerkraut fish and tossed for most of the day, but they didn't eat lunch, and their stomachs were already hungry.
The two of them could only find a random Shaxian snack and have a casual lunch.
After lunch, Liu Qian took a taxi back to school, and Liu Liangkun rode his battery car home.
After returning home, Liu Liangkun took out his mobile phone and called the fat man.
The fat man suddenly received Liu Liangkun's phone, felt a little surprised, and hurriedly answered the phone and said, "I said Lao Liu, where have you been? Why did you suddenly disappear for more than half a month, and were you deceived into a pyramid scheme?"
Liu Liangkun said casually, "I had something to do, and then I got lost in the forest, lost my mobile phone, and survived in the wilderness for more than half a month, so I escaped." ”
"You don't take me with you when you go to the wilderness to survive. ”
"It's not for fun. ”
"Lao Liu, there are ~ there are ~ ~ things. ”
Liu Liangkun couldn't help frowning, under normal circumstances, fat people are fast-talking, and they won't look like they are now.
"What are you doing?"
The fat man hesitated for a long time, as if he had something to say, but he just couldn't say it, and finally the fat man said, "You come to my house tonight, come to my house for a meal, and I'll talk to you when the time comes." ”
"It's not going to be my 100 million yuan loss, right?"
"No~ nothing, don't guess, I'll tell you when the time comes. ”
Liu Liangkun scratched his head, he couldn't stand this kind of grinding and chirping, talking about things without half a sentence.
The fat man continued, "Buy me some vegetables before you come, I want rape, broccoli, greens, sweet potato leaves, buy a little of each." ”
Liu Liangkun felt even more strange, and responded, "Aren't you a carnivore? Why do you just buy vegetables and don't want meat?"
"I have meat here, and now there is a shortage of vegetables, you can just buy vegetables, you must pick the green ones to buy, the greener the better." ”
Liu Liangkun was confused by the fat man, there must be something wrong with the fat man, and it is not normal anywhere today.
In the evening, Liu Liangkun first went to the vegetable market to buy rape, broccoli, greens, and sweet potato leaves according to the fat man's instructions.
When he went to the fat man's house, as soon as he entered the door, Liu Liangkun was startled, the fat man's house didn't know when there was such a big movement, and it was covered with wallpaper, which was all green.
Liu Liangkun looked around and said in surprise, "Fatty, have you fallen out of love, why did you make your nest look like this?"
The fat man sighed, his mouth moving, as if he wanted to say something, but he paused again and did not say anything.
Liu Liangkun couldn't stand the fat man's deliberate appetite like this, glared at the fat man, and asked, "What's wrong with you? You are very abnormal now, do you know?"
The fat man took all kinds of vegetables from Liu Liangkun's hand, and then put these vegetables in the water and washed them briefly, and then poured them all into the pot and stewed in a pot.
"Eat first, wait for you to eat something, fill your stomach, and then I'll tell you something. ”
Liu Liangkun glanced at the fat man, "God chatters, there is nothing good." ”
The fat man didn't reply, but boiled the vegetables in the pot casually, and when they were cooked, he brought them up.
Liu Liangkun sandwiched a piece of fried chicken wings and said, "Okay, now it's time to eat, you can say anything." ”
Who knew that this fat man didn't know what kind of madness he was doing today, so he didn't even give him this chicken wing, and said there, "You eat that pot of vegetables, how green it is, it is very suitable for you." ”
Liu Liangkun frowned, the fat man's words were strange.
Liu Liangkun really couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily, "If you don't say it directly, I'll break your legs." ”
The fat man shook his head helplessly, and then sighed there again. Finally, he said, "I have a friend who was green by his girlfriend and I don't know how to remind him. ”
"Got green by his girlfriend?" Liu Liangkun frowned and thought about it, and then realized that the green wallpaper in this room, a pot of green vegetables, suddenly realized, "I'm green?"
The fat man patted Liu Liangkun on the shoulder, took out a green hat from the drawer next to him and put it on the top of Liu Liangkun's head.
"What the hell is this?"
"I don't have a girlfriend, where I go to be green. ”
The fat man looked pained, "I know you can't accept it, don't worry, I won't laugh at you, we are such good brothers, I will keep this matter secret for you and protect your dignity." ”
Liu Liangkun pushed away the fat man's hand on his shoulder, gave the fat man a blank look, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Where did you go and hear something?"
"I saw it with my own eyes. ”
Liu Liangkun picked up the fat man's fried chicken wings, didn't care about what the fat man said, and asked, "What do you see?" ”
"I~I~ I saw your girlfriend get off someone else's Mercedes Big G. ”
Liu Liangkun glanced at the fat man, "Where do I go to have a girlfriend?"
"The last one, the last time I saw that. ”
Liu Liangkun frowned and recalled, what has the fat man ever seen? Then there is only Chen Rongrong.
"You're talking about Chen Rongrong, right? Unfortunately, she's not my girlfriend. ”
"Don't worry, she's really not my girlfriend, she's just a friend. ”
The fat man took out two bottles of beer from under the table, "You don't have to pretend to be strong, come, I'll drink with you, I specially picked a green bottle of Qingdao and bought it back to drink with you." ”
Liu Liangkun couldn't wait to kick the fat man to the Pacific Ocean, and was almost angry with this fat boy who thought he was smart.
"Why can't you make sense?"
The fat man only believed his own guess, he pouted and muttered, "Okay, I believe your words, or I will arrange a blind date for you, as long as you are willing to go, it means that you have come out of the last relationship." ”
Get!
Liu Liangkun's head was big for a while, and the fat man still thought that he was pretending to be fine.
Liu Liangkun rubbed his eyebrows, a person like a fat man is a dead brain, a tendon, no matter how he explains it, he only believes what he thinks.
"Okay, okay, blind date, blind date, whatever you want. ”
Hearing Liu Liangkun's agreement, the fat man showed a happy expression on his face, and immediately swore and said, "Don't worry, I'll go to someone to inquire, there are a lot of aunts in my company, tell them, and I can arrange a blind date for you in minutes." ”
Liu Liangkun thought about it, to be honest, he didn't resist the blind date, but felt that it was very convenient, because everyone's circle is limited, and if you want to find something outside your circle, you still need to be introduced by others.
Liu Liangkun reminded, "By the way, don't expose my worth of more than 100 million at once, I want to find true love." ”
The fat man raised his eyebrows, patted his chest, and said, "Don't worry, I understand this." ”
"I'll do it, don't worry. ”
Liu Liangkun glanced at the fat man, and the fat man was the most worried.
After the two had dinner, Liu Liangkun returned to his home, took a shower, and lay on the bed playing with his mobile phone.
At this time, the phone rang.
Liu Liangkun frowned curiously, we just met tonight, and now we are calling again, what is this for?
Liu Liangkun answered the phone with doubts.
"Lao Liu, Lao Liu, good news, great news. ”
"My 100 million yuan has been doubled?"
"Cut!" the fat man snorted and said, "My company's cleaning aunt has someone to introduce you." ”
"I'll send you the picture of that girl now, it's okay, it looks cute. ”
Liu Liangkun frowned and asked, "You have been introduced so soon, you won't expose my tyrant attribute all at once, right?"
"No, no, I swear by my flesh, absolutely not. ”
The fat man snorted lightly and said angrily, "You wolf-hearted person, I will do my best to give you a blind date, and you still doubt me." ”
Liu Liangkun scratched his head in embarrassment, he knew that the fat man thought he was out of love, so he was so nervous about giving him a blind date.
So, Liu Liangkun replied affirmatively, "Yes, worthy of being my intimate housekeeper, not bad." ”
"It's good to know, the other party has also seen your photo and thinks you look good, so it's scheduled to meet the day after tomorrow, do you think it's okay?"
"It's all right, you arrange. ”
"Okay, that girl's name is Lin Miao, you have to remember, don't make jokes at that time. ”
"Okay, got it, Luo is verbose, has you really become a matchmaker?"
After putting down the mobile phone, Liu Liangkun couldn't help but feel surging, and was pushed on a blind date for some reason, and he had no experience, so he couldn't help but be a little worried.