Chapter 574: Jokes
"Jiang Yue, I invited Tong Rou and Uncle Tong out for dinner at noon, and the three of us won't mix with you, which is a little inconvenient. Shi Mengsha hurriedly said on the side.
Jiang Yue smiled and said, "Tong Rou and my dad are okay to participate, mainly considering that it is inconvenient for you to participate, so I am not ready to let you participate." If you don't go, you won't be able to eat good things, but don't worry, a few of us can get Zhu Jinnan done. Jiang Yue teased, and Shi Mengsha rolled her eyes at him when she heard it.
"Cut, I won't go even if you prepare for me to participate, listening to your words as if I am short of food. ”
Jiang Yue didn't dare to answer Shi Mengsha's words again, so she quickly turned her head and said, "Who will call Mr. Zhong when I go back, explain the situation to him, and ask him not to come over at noon, it is not convenient for him to participate." ”
"Okay, I'll make this call, I'm more sincere, and Mr. Zhong usually believes what I say the most. Ji Teng immediately volunteered, but as soon as he finished speaking, everyone immediately raised the middle finger at him, this guy is a narcissist.
"Okay, Ji Shao, you go back and call Mr. Zhong to explain the situation, it's almost half past eleven now, I guess Zhu Jinnan will come over in a few minutes." You all go and prepare, and when you wait, you will go downstairs to have dinner with our Mr. Zhu. ”
"Hahahaha...... We ate good wine, good food, delicious food. But I guess Zhu Jinnan eats bran, and I guess he can't swallow it. Xiao Jing immediately said with a smile.
"Xiao Shao, you have finally become a person who understands. Song Jinzhou gave him a thumbs up, but Xiao Jing knew that this was not a good thing, Song Jinzhou, a bastard, was abusing himself.
"Get out of here, the dog will never spit out ivory from his mouth, and I don't even bother to see it like you. ”
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and prepare. ”
After Jiang Yue finished speaking, everyone dispersed immediately, they had to prepare in advance, and there would be a good show next.
"Jiang Yue, after lunch, I will go back to Qinzhou with my father first, my mother said that she missed me, she asked me to go home early, and I will wait for you in Qinzhou. ”
"Okay, I'll take you to the high-speed rail station after lunch. Although Jiang Yue was reluctant to leave Tong Rou, it was indeed inconvenient for her to stay in Qianzhou.
"You don't know when you eat, it's still important to do business, I will send Uncle Tong and Tong Rou to the high-speed rail station when I go back, and I won't worry about you Mr. Jiang, after all, you are a person who does big things. Shi Mengsha hurriedly took the matter over, but mocked Jiang Yue again.
"That's okay, just let Mengsha send us to the high-speed rail station, and you don't have to follow. Tong Rou immediately nodded in agreement when she heard this.
"Okay, be sure to be safe on the road. Jiang Yue didn't argue with Shi Mengsha, and nodded in agreement.
"Jiang Yue, are you worried about the child in her belly, or do you care about herself?" Shi Mengsha didn't plan to let Jiang Yue go, she continued to attack Jiang Yue.
"Shi Mengsha, can you always follow the troubles? I'll tell you the truth today, even if I divorce Tong Rou, I will never marry you, if anyone marries you, it is estimated that he will have eight lifetimes of blood mold. ”
"Stinky rascal, who rarely follows you? With your rogue virtue, even if there is no man in eight lifetimes, he will not marry you like this. Don't be sentimental, it's just a blind person like Tong Rou who will marry a stinky rascal like you. Shi Mengsha suddenly jumped up and scolded as if she had been stepped on by her tail.
Fortunately, Tong Huaijie had already gone back to the room to pack his things just now, if he heard Shi Mengsha say this here, he would definitely be embarrassed.
"Giggle...... Can you two still act in front of me? I already knew that you two were in love, and when I left, whatever you two do, I was out of sight and out of mind. Tong Rou laughed and teased them to get up.
"What is this thing that you woman said, she is so good to you for nothing. You treat him as a baby, but in my eyes he is cow dung, it doesn't smell bad, but it looks disgusting. Shi Mengsha said and fanned it with her hands, as if it smelled bad.
"Hahahaha...... Why didn't I feel what you said?I see how Jiang Yue looks at it, how pleasing to the eye, don't you appreciate men?" Tong Rou deliberately teased her.
"Dead girl, it seems that you are still close to your own man, can't you help me say a word? Shi Mengsha pouted and glanced at Tong Rou.
"Cut, I don't help myself, can a man help you? You really think a little too much, he is the person closest to me. Giggle......"
Looking at Tong Rou who was laughing heartily, Shi Mengsha quickly glanced at her again, and Jiang Yue also laughed proudly on the side.
"From today onwards, I will call you two dogs and men, and you dare to join forces to attack me, let's walk and see......" Shi Mengsha kept muttering, she was very hurt now.
Tong Rou began to pack her luggage, and Jiang Yue and Shi Mengsha hurriedly helped her. After cleaning up, Shi Mengsha took Tong Rou with her, and then called Tong Huaijie downstairs to eat.
Since they didn't go back to the hotel after eating, Jiang Yue took all their luggage to the car. Tong Rou looked at Jiang Yue a little reluctantly, and finally got into Shi Mengsha's car and left, she stretched out her hand out of the window and kept waving her hand to Jiang Yue.
Zhong Anqiang was going to come over at noon to invite Jiang Yue and a few of them to dinner, but when he received Ji Teng's call to understand the situation, he immediately smiled from ear to ear.
Although Jiang Yue hadn't told him anything before, and he hadn't explained the warm exchange with Zhu Jinnan yesterday, he knew that Jiang Yue must have bad intentions. At this time, the Zhu family must have bad intentions, and he guessed it.
Jiang Yue calculated the Zhu family, this was what he was most willing to see, and at the same time, he also knew that the Zhu family was definitely not Jiang Yue's opponent. Although Zhu Jinqiu is cunning and cunning, there is still a certain gap between his IQ and Jiang Yue.
Although Jiang Yue is young, he is now very mature and sophisticated, and he must be ashamed of himself. Since Jiang Yue has the heart to calculate Zhu Jinnan, he will definitely not be able to run away with Zhu Jinnan's IQ.
The more Zhong Anqiang thought about it, the more proud he became, and he couldn't help humming a little song. If Zhu Jinnan saw his smug look at this time, it is estimated that his nose would be crooked.
After sending Tong Rou away, Jiang Yue returned to the room and waited for Zhu Jinnan to come over to invite her, and at this time Ji Teng walked in.
"Jiang Yue, it's already eleven forty now, why hasn't Zhu Jinnan come yet? This guy is not a good thing, do you think he will release our pigeons?" Ji Teng was at a loss in his heart, he couldn't figure out what Zhu Jinnan was thinking, and his worries were not unreasonable.
"Huh. Just put your heart in your stomach, Zhu Jinnan will definitely come for a treat. If he doesn't come to invite you to dinner, I'll treat you to dinner at noon and make sure you have a big meal. Jiang Yue looked at Ji Teng and said with a smile.
When Ji Teng heard this, he immediately gave him a blank look: "Hearing you say this, it's like I haven't eaten, do you think I'm just here to eat his meal?" I just want to wait for him to come over and have a good chat with him, and clean him up by the way, this bastard just owes it up." ”
"Huh. Even if he doesn't clean up, he can't clean him up now, so don't you have anything to do with me. ”
"Hahaha...... I'm just now realizing that you're wilting. I just didn't mean anything, I meant that as long as he came over for a treat, I would definitely praise him beautifully, and I would kill him with a trick. Hey. Ji Teng immediately laughed again.
Jiang Yue looked at Ji Teng's appearance and felt very funny: "You just have to praise him to your heart's content, even if you blow him to the sky, I don't care about you, if you praise him happily, that's your ability, and I will praise you." ”
"Hahahaha...... Bragging is my forte, so be prepared to praise me with praise. ”
Jiang Yue looked at his cheap look and pouted, this guy really couldn't help but praise, he didn't know what his surname was before he praised him.
It didn't take long for Song Jinzhou and them to gather in Jiang Yue's room, they all had anxious looks on their faces, it was almost twelve o'clock, and Zhu Jinnan, the bastard, hadn't come over yet.
"Boss, do you want to make a call to urge Zhu Jinnan? This bastard doesn't count at all, and he is still late for a treat. I was going to praise him with good words, but he was not going to use them on him if he was so unkind. ”
"Song Jinzhou, what good words do you have prepared, I'll listen to them first. Ji Teng immediately went to Song Jinzhou's side.
"Ji Shao, you don't want me to praise you a few words, do you?" Song Jinzhou asked Ji Teng in surprise.
"If you can compliment me a few words, then I don't mind. ”
"Ah...... You are the most beautiful sun in my heart, bringing me thousands of rays, you are the light of my life, and you have always guided me in the direction of progress. Without you, my world would be dark, and without you, I wouldn't be able to find the flies in my bowl......"
Song Jinzhou performed with emotion, just like reciting poetry, there was no smile on his face, and he looked serious.
But he is serious, but Jiang Yue and the others are so happy, Jiang Yue's tears of laughter are about to fall, this guy can really be funny, he can think of it.
Ji Teng's tears flowed out of his laughter: "Song Jinzhou, are you bastard here to be funny? If you praise Zhu Jinnan like this, I guess he will definitely scare away, your surprise is no different from a nervous disorder." Are you blind, you can't even see flies? You're really not an ordinary pervert. ”
"I'm a hymn, isn't it good for me to write a poem? I think it's the most exciting poem of all time. Only a talented person like me can write such a beautiful sentence. What Li Bai Du Fu, what Su Dongpo Bai Juyi, my poems kill them in seconds......"
Song Jinzhou looked triumphant, the expression on his face was as shameless as he was, and everyone was thundered by his words.
"Alas, I didn't know how shameless you really were until today, Song Jinzhou, I was completely defeated by you. Xiao Jing shook his head vigorously.
"Song Jinzhou, I want to beat you up when I hear you talk like this, how can you be so shameless? You are a big joke. "Liuzi is gearing up, he may do it at any time.
"Boss, this is a group of illiterate people who don't know what good poetry is. In my heart, you have always been a great intellectual, can you give me an evaluation, how did I recite just now?"
Jiang Yue glanced at Song Jinzhou and said, "Song Jinzhou, I beg you, can you still call me boss in the future?" I really can't afford to lose this person, please let me go." ”
After Jiang Yue finished speaking, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, seeing how painful his expression was, which immediately caused everyone to laugh wildly.
"Song Jinzhou, from today onwards, I will draw a line with you, and if you want to say that you are brothers with me in the future, I will commit suicide. Sihai also said very painfully.
"Sihai, we are good brothers, you hurry up and commit suicide by jumping off the building. Song Jinzhou looked disdainful.
"Alas, Song Jinzhou, you said that your IQ is really a problem now, don't you know what shame is? I really feel sorry for you. Ji Teng said bitterly.
"You people are really uneducated, I really don't know what to talk to you about this kind of quality and level. Alas, how lonely it is to be invincible. Song Jinzhou also shook his head and sighed.
"I have the heart to kill you now, and you are going to pretend to be a cultural person like you? You are really ashamed of being a scholar, how can you be a person. Ji Teng couldn't wait to beat Song Jinzhou violently.