Chapter 2 The Daily Life of a Dragon
"Well......??? you still have to take classes? Don't you have any skills to initiate enlightenment? Isn't it a direct transmission?"
In the face of Lu Ze's question, the system remained silent, of course, this dumb system has never spoken, and it has always been Lu Ze himself who even guessed and looked at the picture to speak.
After closing the dialogue pop-up window, Lu Ze began to look at this page squarely, and then he was shocked in an instant! Not because the system is powerful, but because there are so many options!
"Basic facial expression control for actors. ”
"Basic training of line qigong. ”
"The old man's movements and demeanor imitate. ”
"White-collar habits and mindsets. ”
"The aristocracy is accustomed to thinking imitation. ”
There is also a search bar at the top of the system interface.,Are you afraid that there are too many projects and I can't find it, brother!
Lu Ze was a little blindsided, and casually clicked on the first "actor's facial expression control", and then the interface vibrated twice!
"If you don't fall asleep, you can't learn. ”
As soon as he said this, Lu Ze understood, the original can only be learned after falling asleep, wait...... When I fall asleep, I guess I don't have time to choose, friend!
For the first time, Lu Ze felt that high sleep quality was a very unworthy thing.
As he walked, he pondered how he could learn acting while sleeping, and soon he arrived at the bungalow he rented.
This is a big courtyard, where twelve families live, and the rent is six hundred a month, and Lu Ze has no power to complain about why the rent of the bungalow is so expensive, so he can only accept it silently.
"Aze is back?
"Yes, Brother Zhang, are you going to film a night scene so late?"
"No, I'm so guilty, don't talk about it, I'm getting to a little bit here, I have to hurry up. ”
This courtyard is full of tricks, and they are very familiar with each other, Lu Ze finished talking to Brother Zhang, and pushed open the door of the corridor.
The house he lives in is a whole bungalow divided into two households, there is a corridor aisle in the middle, as a dividing line, there is no light in the small corridor, Lu Ze skillfully took out the key to smear the door open, sniffed the air and shouted: "What does Sister Dan do to make delicious food?" ”
"I'm back, Lu Ze, I've just come back for a while, I just fried two dishes, have you eaten? ”
The name of the speaker is Yang Dan, and she is also a group performer, a twenty-six-year-old lesbian who drifts horizontally, what is her current situation...... seems to be single, Lu Ze didn't ask, she and Lu Ze lived in the east and west houses, Lu Ze's house was on the west side of the corridor, and her house was on the east side.
The two have known each other for more than a year, and they usually have a good relationship, if they happen to meet each other for dinner, and when they just finish work, they won't do much, and the two get together together.
"Okay, can I get some beer?"
"Okay, it's cold on the hour, it's too hot this day, hurry up, and I guess I can serve it when I buy it." ”
I went out and bought four bottles of cold beer, pushed open the door of the east house and put the beer on the ground, carried a washbasin and received a basin of cold water, changed into slippers and rubbed my feet at the door, and then entered the east house.
Because the bed in this bungalow is very large, the wooden planks go from the top of the east wall to the west wall, and then the floor leather is like a kang, so there is not such a big place on the ground, and the meal is to set up a small table on the "big kang", Lu Ze is not polite, he directly went to the bed cross-legged to open the beer and pour himself a glass.
Yang Dan also took the last dish and put it on the dining table, and then, like Lu Ze, sat cross-legged on the bed and poured a glass of beer.
"Wait. ”
"What's wrong?"
"What's the smell of you? Falling into the toilet? Why does it stink so much? Today's clothes are so dirty?"
Yang Dan moved back with a disgusted expression, and then fanned the wind in front of his nose pretending to be disgusted.
"Don't mention it, thief stinks! That smells...... Tsk, it's too ruthless, come, touch one. ”
The two of them touched the cups, and then drank them all, and the cold beer entered the stomach, which couldn't help but make people shiver, and then let out a long sigh of relief and shouted.
The dish is very simple, fried chili potato chips, fried eggplant with chili, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but the taste is really good, Lu Ze put a chopstick into his mouth, and raised his thumb to Yang Dan.
Yang Dan, Lu Ze really can't find anything wrong, she is really a perfect woman, she looks ninety, her dark red wavy hair is even more charming, and her figure is more worthy of praise than her appearance, especially the two on her chest...... Ahem, domineering!
And cooking, housework is no problem, and her personality is also cheerful and generous, informal, and particularly hearty, but just such a woman, Lu Ze can't figure it out, why does she have to jump into the pit.
Yang Dan drank another glass of beer, then reached out and took the cigarette case that Lu Ze put on the table, took out one and lit it, took a sip, and scratched his forehead with the thumbnail of the hand holding the cigarette by the way.
"What's the job you're doing today?"
"It's still like that, playing two eunuchs a day. ”
Yang Dan originally put a chopstick chili pepper in his mouth, but I don't know if the chili pepper was too spicy or Lu Ze said it was too joyful, so he choked all of a sudden, his face was red with cough, and then he laughed.
"Okay, eunuch professional, didn't you also act as a eunuch yesterday? Do you look like a eunuch? You learn from your sister, and my sister will see if you look like a eunuch. ”
"Okay, the slave knocked on Niangniang! Xie Niangniang cooked! The slave of the province made instant noodles by himself!"
Hahaha ”
Talking and laughing, the four bottles of beer have been drunk, and the meal has not been eaten, but Lu Ze feels that he has not drunk enough, and he is a little inadequate when he eats now.
"Sister Dan, are you in place?
"Just say that you haven't drunk enough, okay, I'll be fine tomorrow, I'll be fine with you, don't go out to buy it, I still have some white left, I'm done drinking." ”
"That's fine. ”
After pouring the liquor and taking a sip, Lu Zecai remembered and asked, "Will it be okay tomorrow?"
This question made Yang Dan a little silent, lowered his head and looked at the wine glass and waved his hand: "It's okay, just rest for a day." ”
Lu Ze also saw that Yang Dan was a little unhappy, so he didn't ask this question again, silently ate a bite of food and lit a cigarette.
"Give me another one. ”
"No, you wait, I'll go back to the house and get it for you. ”
Put on slippers and go to the closet in the house to take out a cigarette, take out a box from it, and return to the east house to light it for Yang Dan.
"Ahem...... Hiss. ”
Yang Dan cried, lowered his head, and his long hair covered his face so that Lu Ze couldn't see his expression, probably because he had a runny nose and blocked his breath when crying, and there was a hissing sound when he breathed.
"What's the matter? ”
Yang Dan lifted his hair, waved his hand, still lowered his head and wiped his tears and said, "It's okay, what can I do, come, touch one, drink!" ”
But this time, she took a cup in one go, a full two or two stomachs, and then filled herself again.
Lu Ze didn't stop him, just ate the food silently, and then took a sip of white wine himself.
Maybe the wine came up, she stopped crying, pulled her hair behind her back, blushed, sideways her neck, and her eyes were unfocused.
"I had an incident today. ”
"What's the matter?"
"My boss said he was going to sleep with me. ”
"Who?
Lu Ze glanced at her, lowered his head and stuffed the food into his mouth, chewed and asked.
"Well, the second fat man is disgusting, you don't know, come up and touch my ass. ”
"And then?"
"Say let me go to his house tonight, what else?"
"I asked you what you said, and I didn't ask him, is that stupid old man doing this?"
Yang Dan's eyes were still unfocused, he held the kang with one hand, tilted his head sideways and took a sip of the wine glass.
"Ha~ What do I say? Look at the second fat man with a fat belly, can I take a fancy to him? At that time, I pulled my hand away, and I said don't touch me, while looking for other old ladies! ”
“.......”
Lu Ze didn't speak, Yang Dan's approach was right, since she didn't want to, then no one could harass her, just ...... It is inevitable that the second fat man will find fault.
"Alas, it's much better to say it, don't talk about him, have you finished drinking? ”
Lu Ze saw that she was too drunk, and she hurriedly stopped her when she walked tremblingly, and got up and served a bowl of rice to Yang Dan and himself.
Later, the two of them were not in high spirits, and after a simple meal, Lu Ze asked her to lie down, went to clean up the dishes and chopsticks by herself, and then returned to her house.
There was still some hot water in the kettle, and I poured a basin of water to wash myself inside and out, and then lay down in the quilt and stared at the ceiling.
The time when Yang Dan happened happened too much in his group performance career in the past few years, and people say that the entertainment industry is chaotic, which is really right, even at the bottom, they have a lot of disgusting things.
But he doesn't have the ability to give Yang Dan such a breath, how can you retaliate against others? Is it illegal to stab someone? That's a crime!
To put it bluntly, you're not bullshit.
Cutting out the system picture, he originally felt that he was just ordinary to spend the rest of his life, but now, he has the rising capital, and he relies on this "actor system"!
"Alas, it's been a long time since I've had insomnia......"
Lu Ming smoked a cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and thought silently.
Suddenly, a dialog window pops up in the interface.
"Detected that the host is resting and is ready to enter teaching mode. ”
“3......2.....1......”
"What's the matter with ???? No! I haven't lost sleep in a long time! You let me lose sleep once, I can't ...... it."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Ze's eyes darkened, and then there was a snoring sound in the room......
“.......”