Chapter 4 Welcome Party
Soon, Mr. Lu counted the whole class, and then said to everyone: "The seats are all chosen by everyone, I don't think there is any need to change them, so it's decided!"
As soon as these words came out, the people in the audience were surging: "Ah?!Isn't it?!"
"No!
"I just thought I had to sit in a row of seats!"
"I don't have a place to sit here!!"
......
"Okay, okay! It's useless to say more, so let's make a decision!" Teacher Lu said, "Let me announce another news: the school leaders heard that many of the new students are very talented, so they decided to hold an orientation party, and the time is set for half a month. If you have a talent to perform, please hurry up, please come to me to sign up, singing, dancing, cross talk, sketches, recitation, magic acrobatics. Because of the tight time, we can only give you two days of registration time, and then our organizing committee will conduct three rounds of screening on the program, and select the program of this welcome party in the form of survival of the fittest, I hope you know!"
As soon as this news came out, everyone's attention was immediately diverted, and the commotion in the audience was the sound of discussing this welcome party.
I asked Mo Yulu, "What program are you going to apply for?"
Mo Yulu smiled slightly, but she was still a little shy: "I want to sign up for a dance program." ”
I didn't react for a moment, and blurted out, "Huh?
Mo Yulu said, "What dance partner?" but she quickly figured it out, "Oh, you're talking about ballroom dancing, right? I don't need a dance partner. ”
"Oh. "I was a little disappointed.
"What about you, what program are you going to sign up for?" Mo Yulu raised her head, as if she was looking forward to me.
What can I do? Can I tell her that the only thing I can do is scream?
Shaking my head, I reluctantly told her, "I intend to take revenge." ”
Mo Yulu chuckled, slapped me, and said, "What kind of show is 'hatred'?"
I sang: "Sorrow, sorrow, sorrow is white-headed......"
"Faint ......" Mo Yulu was amused by me, "I think if you go to talk about cross talk, it will definitely be very popular." ”
I shook my head: "Saying cross talk is not my forte, and I don't have any programs to report." ”
"It's a pity......" Mo Yulu sighed, and it seemed that she still really felt sorry for me.
I also felt listless. But after class, Zhou Wei also grabbed me and said, "Shi Lei, what program are you going to report?"
I squinted at him and asked, "What's the matter?"
Zhou Wei said: "Of course! This is a good opportunity to show your face in front of the beauties of the whole school, if it were you, would you not be impressed?"
I pursed my lips and said, "I'm not as much in love as you are!"
Zhou Wei was unhappy: "What's wrong with Aixian? Aixian is a trend, do you understand!? Now that girls love cash, what's the big deal with us boys?"
I said disdainfully, "Do you want to say that how many rich people want to monetize?"
Zhou Wei gave me a thumbs up: "It's worthy of being my brother, you know me really well!"
I kicked him and laughed, "Get out!"
Zhou Wei took two steps back and said, "Seriously, go back and think about it! I'm not on the show by myself ...... exciting enough, I can't do it without you."
In the afternoon, I had been thinking about the orientation party, and I was so absent-minded in class that even Mo Yulu saw that I was distracted, kicked my feet frequently, and whispered, "Pay attention to the teacher!"
I looked at Mo Yulu's face and could only smile bitterly.
After a while, Mo Yulu handed me a note, which read: "Why do you always wander in the afternoon?"
I was stunned for a moment, and thought: Isn't it enough to whisper a word at such a close distance, and you still need to hand a note? Girl, what a strange animal.
Thinking so, since people asked, of course I had to politely reply to her: "I always have an ominous premonition......"
"What ominous premonition?" Mo Yulu handed over the note again, her face a little solemn.
Seeing that she was always tearing notes, I was a little impatient, so I picked up my notebook, wrote a sentence on it, and handed her the whole notebook.
After reading the sentence I wrote on it, Mo Yulu cried out: "What?!"
I was startled, and hurriedly stood up to cover her mouth, and pushed her back into the chair: "Auntie, be quiet!"
At this time, the teacher asked appropriately, "This classmate, what is the matter with you?"
"Huh, teacher, I ...... My stomach hurts!" Mo Yulu said and took my hand and said to me, "You help me out to rest!"
I'm stunned: Is it necessary?
Seeing that I was stunned and unresponsive, Mo Yulu stretched out two fingers, pinched the half of the flesh on my arm, and twisted it in reverse, so painful that I immediately jumped up, and she just put her hand on my shoulder, pretending to be soft and weak, and muttered to herself: "Yo! It hurts, it hurts!"
It's me who hurts so much, okay?!
But I can't expose her, I can only eat Huanglian dumbly, and I know my suffering.
Out of the classroom door, Mo Yulu couldn't wait to pull me away.
I was startled and looked back at the classroom again and again, for fear that the teacher would find out that Mo Yulu's stomachache was just an excuse.
"Why are you looking back? Run faster! It's terrible to be found by the teacher!"
"Why do you say you have a stomachache when you know that's the case?"
Mo Yulu's face turned red, and he said, "Conditioned reflex ......"
I said, "I don't think you've used such excuses to ask teachers for leave before, right?"
Mo Yulu stomped her feet and said, "It's best to use this excuse, otherwise what do you say I'm going to say?" Do you want me to tell him plainly: Teacher, your class is really boring?!"
I smiled and said, "You say, "Teacher, I have a bad premonition that I will faint immediately if I take your class again, so I have to go out and breathe two breaths of fresh air before I faint." ”
Mo Yulu said: "The teacher believes that you have a ghost!"
I said, "I don't know if I believe it or not, but I know that there are ghosts in this world." ”
"Liar...... Deceit!" Mo Yulu shrank her head, looked around, and said, "How can there be a ghost?"
I grinned and said, "How can it not be? You see, is a drunkard a ghost? Is a gambling ghost a ghost? Is a pervert a ghost?"
Mo Yulu spat on me: "I think you are also a ghost!"
"Oh, what the hell am I?" I asked curiously.
"You......" Mo Yulu groaned for a moment and suddenly ran away.
"Hey, what are you running?!"
Mo Yulu grinned and said, "What the hell am I, how can I do it if I don't run?"