The Cultivation of a Sick Villain Chapter 25 Thinking about life
The system said: "There are some people who you don't want to provoke and won't get involved." ”
Su Hang wanted to cry without tears, "I...... I ...... "I feel like I'm missing out on hundreds of millions."
Su Hang: "Then what is the first spirit Bai Yurou has no weakness?" changed the topic to disperse the sadness.
"Probably not." ”
"I wipe" Su Hang is angry, powerful as si, is there any heavenly reason?
The topic has deviated from 108,000 miles, and if there is a host, there must be a system, which is unreliable.
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"Your damn gentleness makes my heart cry. "Ringtone.
Su Xian Jiuteng suddenly turned over and stood up on the bed, posing as if he was going to do a big fight, "Who is singing? Don't hide, there is a kind of competition with your father." ”
System HarmonyOS: "......"
Su Xianjiu: "The singing voice is so beautiful, isn't it a merman?"
System HarmonyOS: "......"
"Your damn gentleness makes my heart cry. "Ringtone.
"Buzz" is accompanied by vibrations.
System Hongmeng: "The host, it's a mobile phone." ”
Su Xianjiu: "The mobile phone is the magic weapon that can transmit sound for tens of millions of miles?"
System Hongmeng: "...... Hmmm"
Su Xianjiu rummaged through the entire bedroom, and finally found the mobile phone in the suitcase she brought back from the mental hospital, and said in surprise, "This seat also has the magic weapon of this famous mobile phone, and this seat is very happy." ”
Su Xianjiu excitedly pressed the connect button, looking forward to "Hey"
"Xiao Qiao, I heard that you were discharged from the hospital, how is your health?"
The other party's tone was familiar and warm.
Su Xianjiu: "Who are you?" ”
The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment.
"I'm Jason, your agent. ”
Su Xianjiu searched for the character "Jason" in Yun Qiao's memory.
After Yun Qiao was terminated by Lingya Entertainment, she signed a contract with an entertainment company called "Lingfeng", and the agent assigned to her by Lingfeng Entertainment was named Jason.
Su Xianjiu: "I remember, is there something wrong?"
Jason: "Are you free today?"
Su Xianjiu: "Not available"
Jason: "Little Joe, can you stop posting Weibo?"
Su Xianjiu: "Messy hair?"
Su Xianjiu was immediately upset, "What, I still have your consent to post Weibo in this seat? Are you blaming this seat?"
Jason: "...... should I call the psychiatric hospital and take her away?"
Jason was speechless and hung up the phone.
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Su Xianjiu spent up to an hour studying the laptop last night, and another hour studying Weibo, and she thought she already knew a little about "Weibo", she used Yun Qiao's Weibo account last night to post a dynamic, which was, "This seat is here!"
Su Xianjiu opened Weibo.
Weibo commented: "I grass, the green tea is back, and the calm entertainment industry is about to set off stormy waves again!"
Is this grass? Grass can also be cultivated into a demon?
System Hongmeng: The brain circuits of the "......" host are really TM Qingqi.
Weibo commented: "I heard that Yun Qiao was raised by a mysterious boss. ”
Well, this seat is indeed a mysterious boss.
Weibo commented: "Enchanting slut, crazy can still seduce men." ”
Slander, Chiguoguo's slander, when did this seat seduce a man? It has always been a man who seduces this seat.
Weibo commented: "Flower heart big radish." ”
This seat is not a turnip, this seat is a dragon, a dragon that soars for nine days.
Weibo commented: "Modern version of Pan Jinlian!"
Who is Pan Jinlian?
System Hongmeng: "......" You have promoted her, Pan Jinlian has only two men, and she has seven.
Weibo comment: "Despise !!"
Weibo comment: "Giant shameless !!"
Weibo comment: "Bus !!"
Weibo comment: "Public toilet !!"
Is it tolerable or unbearable, that you dare to insult this seat, and this seat will destroy you.
"Nourish...... Zi"
Su Xianjiu's fist pierced the laptop screen, and the notebook began to smoke, "Ahaha, go against this seat, look for death!"
Su Xianjiu was suddenly in a good mood.
System Hongmeng: "......" Should she think that she would kill those who scolded her with this wave of operations, right? After understanding Su Xianjiu's thoughts, sure enough, sand sculpture.
System Hongmeng: "Host, Liuyun Pavilion." ”
Liuyun Pavilion is the most important, the others are floating clouds, if this world collapses, it will be formatted.
"Don't go," Su Xianjiu turned over, got out of bed, opened the bedroom door, and walked downstairs.
"Goo...... Goo"
Hungry again!
In the dining area of the living room of "Sister Yun Qiao", Lin Keen was putting breakfast on the dining table, with a light smile on the corner of her lips, but there was endless sarcasm in the depths of her eyes, if it weren't for Yun Qi, she wouldn't please a madman.
Lin Keen: "Come and have breakfast." ”
Su Xianjiu's gaze fell on the charred sandwich.
Su Xianjiu picked up a sandwich and brought it to his lips and took a bite and began to chew slowly, the sweet taste exploded in his mouth, the food of this world is very much in line with the heart of this seat.
A Mercedes-Benz "yesterday's Bentley was sent for maintenance" suddenly stopped at the door of the villa, the door opened, Yun Qi got out of the car, and stopped in front of the villa in a daze, where is the door?
"Brother Yunqi" Lin Keen couldn't wait to go out to greet Yun Qi, Yun Qi looked at Lin Keen and asked what was going on with his eyes?
"It was Sister Yun Qiao who kicked it badly. Lin Keen lowered his eyebrows and lowered his head, his fingers clutching the corners of his clothes.
Lin Keen: "Sister Yun Qiao, she didn't mean it, Brother Yun Qi, don't blame her." ”
Yun Qi: "......" new personality is a good cow.
Yun Qi: "Little Joe"
Su Xianjiu: "Huh?"
Yun Qi: "Are your feet okay?"
Lin Keen: "......"
Su Xianjiu lowered his eyes and glanced at his paws, "It's okay." ”
Lin Keen: "Brother Yunqi, you haven't had breakfast yet!"
Yun Qi: "Keen, why are you still here? Don't you have a class today?"
Yun Qi glanced at Lin Keen lightly and then turned his eyes to look at Su Xianjiu, "Xiao Qiao, my brother is going on a business trip for a few days, you have to be obedient at home!"
Yun Qi raised his claws to touch Su Xianjiu's head, just like when he was a child, however, Su Xianjiu raised his eyes and looked at Yun Qi's claws that were about to fall, as if to say, if you dare to touch the head of this seat, you dare to chop your hand, Yun Qi retracted his hand stupidly.
Yun Qi: "Then brother let's go!"
Su Xianjiu's expression was indifferent, "Hmm"
Family affection is too far out of reach for Su Xianjiu.
......
Yun Qi left, Lin Keen went to class, Aunt Lin didn't know where she went, and Su Xianjiu was the only one left in the huge villa.
Su Xianjiu: "It's so quiet, I miss my husband very much!"
System Hongmeng: "Host, as long as you help this system complete the task of saving the world, this system will send you back to the Nine Heavens Continent to reunite with your husbands." ”
"Really?" Su Xianjiu was skeptical.
System Hongmeng: "This system swears by the sky, if the system violates the oath, it will be hit by five thunderbolts!"
Su Xianjiu: "I don't want to go back now, there are many more beautiful men in this world than in the Nine Heavens Continent, and I can't afford to give up many beautiful men in this world for the sake of the seven husbands." ”
System HarmonyOS: "......"
The Seven Husbands of the Nine Heavens Continent: "......"
System Hongmeng: "Don't you just want them?"
Su Xianjiu: "The priestess of this seat will take good care of them." ”
System Hongmeng: "......" Demon Priestess, and Su Xianjiu are raccoon dogs.
......
System Hongmeng: "Hongmeng calls for a moment. ”
System Hongmeng: "Hongmeng calls for a moment. ”
The system paused: "As a heroine system, how can you contact me as a villain system?"
System Hongmeng: "This system is bound to a mentally retarded heroine, you have to help this system in a moment!"
The system asked: "As a villain, why should I help you as a heroine?"
The subtext is probably that as a villain system, I don't do unprofitable things.
System Hongmeng: "100,000 hatred points." ”
The system pauses: "Deal!"
System Hongmeng: "......" promised so quickly, is this system too much?
In this way, without the knowledge of the heroine and the villain, the two systems reached an agreement.
......
In the women's dormitory of the military training base, Su Hang lay on the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate.
System Moment: "Suzhou and Hangzhou"
The system must be momentary: "China is about to usher in the end times." ”
Su Hangzhou: "......!!!" breaks the system and does not make a sound, it has become a blockbuster.
The system was momentarily asked: "As the lord of the underworld, you are in charge of life and death in the human world, and the human world is in trouble, how can you sit idly by." ”
Su Hang: "So?"
The system said: "You want to save the world." ”
Su Hang: "Salvation is the protagonist's business!"
You let a villain save the world, does your mom know?
System Moment: "Hmm"
Su Hang: The "......" broken system didn't refute me?
Ye Muxi came back, and said mysteriously, "Su Hangzhou, there are good things." ”
Su Hang: "Huh?"
Ye Muxi walked up to Su Hang, opened his military training uniform, took out a hamburger and handed it to Su Hang, "Eat quickly!"
Belch.
Belch.
Belch.
Su Hang hesitated to take it.
The system said: "The end of the world is coming, as a villain friend, you should be able to guess the end!"
Su Yu always inadvertently pierced Su Hang's heart.
Seeing that Su Hang was unmoved, Ye Muxi forced the hamburger to Su Hang and urged her to eat it quickly.
The inadvertent warmth can touch people's hearts the most, and Su Hang eats a hamburger like chewing wax.
Ye Muxi swallowed.
Su Hang: "Didn't you eat?"
Ye Muxi looked away, "I've eaten it, I've eaten two!"
The system paused: "Su Hang, you can not be a villain, but you can't be the king of Hades." ”
Hongmeng, who has been observing and learning remotely, is deeply impressed by Xu Yu's wave of operation, which is worthy of the old system!
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Night.
Su Hang raised his eyes and stared at the lonely moon hanging high in the sky.
Chang'e on the lonely moon: "......" always feels that there is a big guy looking at me!
"Your Highness"
As a bad businessman, the night is to work!
Shang Che: "What are you doing here?"
Suzhou and Hangzhou are serious and "think about life." ”
Shang Che: "......"
Shang Che: "Then I won't bother you!"
Shang Che looked back three times in one step, what happened to His Royal Highness the Hades?
"Don't move!" A bright scimitar was pressed against Su Hang's throat, and then a woman in a black tights swept over and landed in front of Su Hang, about two meters away.