Chapter 7: The Nine Days of Phoenix Dance
Inside the prison
Leng Shao changed into prison clothes, which were all white, but a little yellow, as if they had been picked up from the garbage heap. And there is a big prisoner written on the front and back of the clothes, indicating Leng Shao's current identity.
Leng Shao entered a cell.
In the cell, there was a wooden chair, and Leng Shao was a little stunned when he saw a wooden chair.
"Sit down ......"
With a fierce shout, Yang Yu quickly entered the cell, and Leng Shao sat in response.
Yang Yukuai stood opposite Leng Shao, and the two looked at each other, one looking up and the other looking down.
What a look, I don't owe you money, bastard, don't look at me like that.
"Name?"
Yang Zhu quickly began to ask questions.
It turns out that this is an interrogation room, how come there is no leather whip, and the eight tortures? A cell without torture is not exciting at all, it has no soul.
Lao Tzu has to go through prison when he crosses over, hemp, it's not cool at all, am I the protagonist?
Leng Shao was powerless to complain in his heart......
"Less cold"
Knowingly, I asked for some reason, my name is Leng Shao, don't you know? I don't know if you want to arrest me! It's really annoying.
"Where are you from?"
"Qixia. ”
"Fart, if you're from Qixia, why don't I know you, ask you again. Where's the people? ”
Yang Zhukuai was angered by Leng Shao's self-proclaimed Qixia people, and yes, Yang Zhukuai can be said to be a native of Qixia, and as a fast catcher, he has to deal with others often. If Leng Shao was really from Qixia, how could Yang Zhukuai not know him.
If I make a blind report, if I make a mistake and am found out, wouldn't it be more suspicious, and I will not be severely tortured?
"Men are all over the world for their homes, the sky is for their quilts, and the earth is their beds. ”
"That's a beggar. ”
You are a beggar, your whole family is a beggar, I am a global village, the grand duke of the funeral family, and there are millions of people under my hands, but I didn't expect to be bullied by you today.
"What are you doing in Qixia?
Leng Shao was caught by Yang quickly, and this question almost vomited blood in anger. If you hadn't taken away the steel knife, I would have been out of this prison long ago.
"Yes......"
Leng Shao's voice was reluctant, and he admitted that he came to Qixia to beg for food as a beggar.
"I still want food, Qi Xia is the most rogue you are now, eat prison food!"
Yang Zhu quickly provoked Leng Shao unremittingly, and Leng Shao had to hold back his anger.
I look down on people too much, I'm Qixia now, you, you......
Leng Shaoyan asked gently:
"Catch the adults quickly, I don't know when the villain's bounty will be ......"
At this moment, Leng Shao forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart.
"You still want a bounty, don't worry, you subdue Han Zhenshan, the bounty is naturally in your name, but you have been fighting recently and committing too many crimes, let's eat three months in prison first! ”
Isn't that just not giving? The bastard deliberately targeted me......
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On Qixia Street
"Do you know that the criminal Han Zhenshan has been arrested. ”
"What, who caught it, it's really a big harm for the people!"
"It's a young man named Leng Shao. ”
"Phew, he also deserves to be called Shaoxia, Leng Shao has hurt many of my brothers. ”
"You scoundrels deserve ...... lesson"
"Hey, stinky old man, what do you know, Leng Shao is a rogue among hooligans, and he is not a human ...... than me"
"Huh"
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The rumors that Leng Shao caught Han Zhen Mountain have now been spread by the people in Qixia, and the topic of Leng Shao's battle against Han Zhen Mountain has also been talked about......
Inside the prison
The two arresters were pressing Leng Shao to go to a prison. Leng Shao's expression looked very lost, making people feel that they were almost writing the word loss on their faces.
"It's here, let's go inside. ”
The two arresters quickly opened the cell door, and Leng Shao looked at the cell and found that it was a large cell, the scene was dark, and there were dozens of people in the cell. But when Leng Shao saw the faces of these people, he was so frightened that his legs went weak and he almost collapsed to the ground.
"I don't want to enter this room, change it for me, change it for me, change it for me......"
It turns out that everyone in this cell is a hooligan in Qixia, and they almost have one thing in common, they are all ruthless characters who have been offended by Leng Shao.
If Leng Shao had been locked up in this cell for a few months, wouldn't he have to die thousands of times.
"That's it, the prison is what you want to change......"
The two catchers took advantage of the cold and did not pay attention, and in an instant, they forcibly pushed him in, closed the cell door in the blink of an eye, and locked the iron chain.
Leng Shao leaned on the cell door and shouted:
"You two wait, I won't let you both have a good time when I get out, I'll ...... day"
Just when Leng Shao was scolding, Yang Zhukuai suddenly came over.
I saw that Yang Yu was holding a handkerchief, covering his nose, and walked quickly towards Leng Shao.
"Hey, how about you just give me the bounty and I'll give you a single room?"
Yang Zhukuai's words were a little joking, and he looked at the sneer like a fox, as if ridiculing.
"Oh, Yang Zhukuai is also greedy for this money, and I got this money. Yang Zhuhai is not afraid, he has done something that is not visible, does he have no ass to give birth to a son?"
Leng Shao opened his mouth to refuse, and the words that were decisive could not be more decisive.
"Hahaha......"
"Hahaha......"
The two laughed at the same time, which made them scratch their heads, but it was a little weird.
"There are so many people in this cell, I see how you die, oh, by the way, I forgot to remind you, if you fight in prison, you are despising the king's law, you still can't get a thousand taels of silver, if you know each other now, maybe you can have a better life. Hahaha......"
After Yang Yu finished speaking, his face was full of smiles, and he was simply provoking Leng Shao. He threw down his handkerchief and walked quickly out of the cell.
"I didn't offend you, your uncle's Yang is ...... quickly"
"I'm going to die, I'm going to become a ghost, and I'm climbing your window every day......"
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Looking at Yang Zhu's figure that was about to go away, Leng Shao shouted mercilessly, shaking the prison door.
"Hahahaha......"
Leng Shao suddenly burst into laughter behind him, wouldn't laughing at this time provoke Leng Shao.
Leng Shao turned his head to look, and there was a fat man among the crowd who was particularly conspicuous, bald and bald, covered in oil, shiny and shiny, and almost regarded him as a bronze man.
"Your name is Leng Shao, hehe, I heard that a group of my brothers are well taken care of by you, if you kneel down and call grandpa now, I will make you feel better." Hahaha......"
This person is obviously the leader of the hooligans, and seeing that Leng rarely ends up like this, he didn't forget to make up for it a few times.
"My eldest brother asked you to kneel down and heard. ”
"Kneel, ......"
"Kneel down ......"
"Hahahaha......"
The people next to the fat man all coaxed and knelt down coldly. But as everyone knows, he did a good death.
"Big brother, my name is Leng Shao, my name is Shuai Kun......"
Leng Shao suddenly called himself Shuai Kun, which was simply insulting everyone's IQ.
"I'm Nima ......"
Suddenly, a man stood up, spitting fragrant lips, clenching his fists and about to dry and cold......
"Alas, big brother, big brother and little brother have just arrived, and I will dance for everyone, how about it, I am the best at dancing. ”
Leng Shao suddenly had a sense of flattery. I even offered to dance.
"Dancing, okay, grandpa, I like to watch people dance the most, today is the first time to watch a man dance, dance one for my grandfather." ”
The fat man suddenly spoke, wanting to see Leng Shao dancing, as if he was suddenly interested.
The corners of Leng Shao's mouth slanted, revealing a sinister smile, but the cell was dark, and everyone didn't notice it.
"I call this dance, the Phoenix Dance for the Nine Heavens, and this dance is dedicated to your brothers. ”
Leng Shaotu fell to the ground, lying on the ground and showing his steps, his body and bones kept swaying, jumping very exaggeratedly, and everyone was almost shocked to drop their jaws.
"Look, boss, lying on the ground, jumping like a dead dog, hahaha......"
"This is dancing, it's obviously lying on the ground and pretending to be crazy and stupid. ”
"Hahahahaha......"
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Everyone laughed wildly, but no one noticed that Leng Shao raised a large amount of dust, but this was Leng Shao's purpose.
Leng Shao jumped more and more crazy, the rhythm became faster and faster, and the sweeping legs were one after another, and the dust raised was getting bigger and bigger.
"Don't jump, the ash is so big that I can't even see who and who here. ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Someone began to cough in the dust, but the cold did not stop.
When the fog was so thick that Leng Shao couldn't see his whole body clearly, Leng Shao suddenly picked up a stone from the ground, rushed into the pile of people, smashed it when he saw people, and waved the stone in his hand to his heart's content.
"Bastards, do you want to dance too?......"
Bang Bang ......
In addition to himself, it can be said that the entire cell is an enemy, and if he catches a person in the gray fog, he will fight.
But the other party has too many people, can't see the situation, and won't shoot easily, and is afraid of accidentally hurting his own people.
"Bully me, Lao Tzu wants your life. Bounty Lao Tzu doesn't want ......"
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