Chapter Thirty-Seven: Crooked
The grass on the edge of the football field is very deep, and it has not been mowed much, and it is almost impossible to see the head when you sit inside, and I don't know if this is a place deliberately reserved by the school for students who are prepared.
"I'm also thinking, your grades are so good, why don't you teach some quick learning experience?" Lin Xiao has no way to deal with the current inexplicable tutoring.
"I can't help with this, I just read it casually, I don't know when I read it?" Tao Yuanyuan suddenly said a strange word.
"Hey, it seems that I have to figure it out myself!" Lin Xiao didn't notice what Tao Yuanyuan had to say.
Tao Yuanyuan glanced at Lin Xiao in the dim light and said, "Angry?"
Lin Xiao smiled "haha": "I'm angry, and I'm very angry!"
"That's good, but it's kind of funny that you look angry!" Tao Yuanyuan knew that Lin Xiao was joking.
"It's funny, why didn't I find out!" Lin Xiao continued to pretend.
"You just pretend!" Tao Yuanyuan said with a smile.
"Have you been here before?" Lin Xiao asked suddenly.
"No, I don't like this light, it's too dim!" Tao Yuanyuan shook her head.
"Then why do you come here again?"
"Now I suddenly like it again!" Tao Yuanyuan smiled, "Do you say that girls are quite fickle!"
"I don't understand this!" Lin Xiao's own emotional experience is blank, but after watching a lot of films, she naturally understands something.
Especially after watching Lu Ding Ji, I was a little envious of Wei Xiaobao's experience.
But this kind of thing can only happen in small novels, and it will never happen in reality.
Tao Yuanyuan looked at the light and didn't speak again.
"Ah!" A female voice suddenly came from the grass behind, although it was a little deliberately suppressed, but in the dead of night, Lin Tao and the others could hear it clearly.
"What's wrong?" a boy's voice asked softly, his tone seemed a little anxious.
"It's not really!, it's just a little uncomfortable!" the girl said softly.
"Where it's uncomfortable, I'll see!" the boy smiled.
"Look at your head, my ass is crushing the stones, hurry up!" the girl seemed to push the boy.
"No, I haven't unbuttoned my trousers yet!" the boy seemed depressed.
"No matter, I'm in pain to death!" I don't know what kind of pain this girl is referring to.
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The two of them murmured and complained for a while, as if they didn't see anyone next to them.
Tao Yuanyuan vaguely knew what was going on, and her face began to burn, but she was still a little curious and didn't ask to leave.
Looking at Lin Xiao, Lin Xiao was also looking over, and the moment the two of them made eye contact, they hurriedly avoided it.
"Ahem!" Lin Xiao coughed dryly to resolve the embarrassment, Tao Yuanyuan put her chin on her knees, and she didn't know what to say.
"Cough your sister!" The boy in the grass heard Lin Xiao coughing, thought it was aimed at himself, and scolded loudly.
"You're sick, I'll cough about your birds!" Lin Xiao was not to be outdone, this kid dared to be so arrogant when he came out to fight in the field.
"Jiaojiao, I'll go and see, which grandson is disturbing my good thing!" The boy must have been a good thing and didn't get vented, and was about to find someone to vent his anger, when he happened to bump into Lin Xiao.
"Forget it!" the girl just said softly, "Let's go somewhere else, there are too many of her here!"
"Wait until I'll see which bastard it is!" The boy was obviously dissatisfied with Lin Xiao's cough, so he stood up and walked in Lin Xiao's direction.
Tao Yuanyuan looked at Lin Xiao with a smile and said, "Your light bulb should be big!
"Almost! Yours isn't small!"
Lin Xiao didn't expect to encounter such a depressing thing on his first date, and he was also very angry, and vaguely saw a tall boy walking over, looked in front of Lin Xiao, and then squatted down.
"Didn't you just scold me!" said the boy with an angry face, his demeanor looking very funny in the dim light.
"You don't have long eyes, you can't see for yourself!" Lin Xiao still sat on the ground, looking at this boy who came to find fault.
"Look at your sister, you are a man here, not you or anyone, quickly apologize to me, otherwise I will let you see how powerful I am!" The boy saw Lin Xiao looking disapproving, clenched his fists, but he didn't dare to make a rash move.
"Why is your mouth so dirty, help you clean it!" Tao Yuanyuan stood up and picked up a mud block from the ground, the boy didn't pay attention, and just about to open his mouth to speak, Tao Yuanyuan stuffed a mud block.
"Puff puff!" The boy didn't expect the girl to eat a mud lump for herself first, and stood up and squatted aside, while constantly vomiting, and was ready to beat him up.
When Lin Xiao saw this, she immediately laughed out loud, Tao Yuanyuan's move was too sudden and too cruel.
The boy couldn't even imagine that such a beautiful and weak girl would suddenly attack himself?
"Wow!"
The boy kept pulling out the mud in his mouth with his hands, and retched a few times in a row, Lin Xiao stood up and stood in front of Tao Yuanyuan to see what the boy was going to do?
"Have you ever eaten mud?" Tao Yuanyuan asked Lin Xiao, her eyes full of banter.
Lin Xiao laughed: "Have you ever eaten it?"
"Of course I haven't eaten it, but I've seen a pig arch!" Tao Yuanyuan obviously said that the boy in front of her was a pig, anyway, she was already bold, and at this time, with Lin Xiao beside her, there was no need to be afraid.
"I don't know why pigs eat mud?" Lin Xiao smiled as he looked at the boy who was still picking at the mud.
"Then I have to ask the pig!" Tao Yuanyuan pretended to ponder, "but I guess it may be that the pig body lacks some elements!"
"It's possible!" Lin Xiao echoed, "It's also possible that the pig's brain is in the water!"
"It's possible!" Tao Yuanyuan suddenly said in disappointment, "Then you said that the pig's brain will deteriorate when it gets into the water, and you can't eat it!"
Lin Xiao flicked his head and said, "That's for sure, people can't eat it, you can feed the dogs!
"Cut! Why are you talking nonsense! Is it good that the cow is a herbivore, it doesn't love pig brains at all!" Tao Yuanyuan was noncommittal.
The boy was already very angry in his heart, and when he heard the two of them teasing him, he only felt angry and rushed to the crown, but at this time, he couldn't speak, and shook his hand in the direction of the girl.
The girl in the grass saw him beckoning, and heard him retching, hastily packed up her clothes, and ran over, seeing this scene, stepped forward to help, but unfortunately there was too much dirt, and it was inevitable that some would be left between her teeth.
It took five minutes for the boy to barely clean the mud from his mouth.