The war at the dinner table has entered a white-hot stage.

A table banquet, there are only a few good dishes, even if it is a banquet of the Jiang family, even if it is two old men who cook the dishes, there are only a few dishes that are really worth putting down the brother/brother and sister friendship to fight for.

Even if it is the much-anticipated cannon dolphin, the best part is only a little bit, and no matter how superb Jiang Weiming's cooking skills are, he can't make different parts of meat with different fat and lean meat equally flavorful, juicy, tender, and delicious.

Therefore, it is actually a matter of a few minutes from the beginning of the war at the dinner table to the beginning of the war to the end of the white heat.

A few minutes later, Jiang Feng hiccuped.

The battle was too intense, Jiang Feng forgot his original plan in a hurry, and ate two pieces of pancakes, five pieces of cannon dolphins and moon cakes, although he was not full, but because he ate too quickly, he couldn't help but burp when he stopped at first stop.

Jiang Shoucheng was enjoying the Eight Treasures Chestnut Pigeon by himself, and when he saw Jiang Feng hiccuping, he handed over the Coke in his hand: "Drink a bottle of Coke and press it." ”

Jiang Feng took the Coke, gurgled to his stomach, burped a bubble full of carbon dioxide again, and then ate.

Ji Xia, who witnessed all this: !!

It turns out that drinking water when you are full is really useful!

Ji Xia also opened the Coke in front of him in the same way, and poured half a bottle of Coke into his stomach.

"Hiccup. ”

It's a full burp full of carbon dioxide and stretched.

"Hiccup. Ji Xia covered her mouth, feeling as if she couldn't control her hiccups.

Hearing two consecutive hiccups, Jiang Junlian couldn't help but look at Ji Xia, seeing that the piece of cannon dolphin in her bowl hadn't moved yet, she asked, "Are you really full?"

Ji Xia nodded repeatedly.

"Then I'll help you eat it, don't waste it. Jiang Junlian clamped the cannon dolphin back.

"Do you still eat this eight-treasure chestnut pigeon? The little brother said that it was specially reserved for you. Jiang Junlian took a fancy to Ji Xia's eight-treasure chestnut pigeons.

Ji Xia shook his head again and again.

Jiang Junlian took away the eight treasure chestnut pigeons.

"Do you still eat this orange?"

Ji Xia then shook his head.

Jiang Junlian took the crab stuffed orange again.

Jiang Junlian paid for a piece of the cannon dolphin with excellent parts, and harvested the piece of the cannon dolphin that she had paid for the originally, a piece of eight-treasure chestnut fragrant pigeon and a piece of crab stuffed orange.

Jiang Junqing, who had witnessed all this, glanced at Jiang Junlian meaningfully.

He's a master.

"Sister, the Eight Treasure Chestnut Pigeon will divide half of me!"

……

A Mid-Autumn Festival banquet was lively.

Jiang Feng's table is all dependent on the two sisters Jiang Junlian and Jiang Junqing to make noise, and the grandchildren of the Jiang family are very mature and steady, and they are focused on eating and have no idle mouths to speak.

Jiang Feng's table was relatively quiet, and the elders' table was quite lively, and the Jiang family's daughter-in-law group led by the eldest aunt first boasted about Grandma Jiang's pancakes, and then praised the dishes made by the two old men in turn. Among them, the most sincere when praising the porpoise, the eldest aunt used 7 idioms in a row to describe the second aunt of the porpoise almost didn't answer.

In the end, the Jiang family's daughter-in-law did not forget to praise Professor Li and his wife, although they were not very familiar, but it did not prevent them from praising people. Anyway, praising people is the same as writing essays, a big copy of the world's composition, praising people is also ever-changing, grasping a central point, and the rest depends on nonsense, as long as the words are not used wrong, this praise will be considered a success.

At the end of the dinner, Chen Suhua's perception of himself had some deviations.

"My eldest daughter-in-law, although she usually looks cold and indifferent, she is a good person, especially with that mouth, she can speak. Grandma Jiang was still a little unsatisfied when she was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, and said to Chen Suhua with a smile.

Grandma Jiang is already thinking about whether to make pancakes for her talking daughter-in-law tomorrow morning.

"It does speak. Chen Suhua agreed, "She made people feel comfortable with one mouth, and her words were directly in our hearts." ”

"That's not it, it's a pity that I only gave birth to 5 stinky boys and didn't give birth to a daughter, if I give birth to a daughter......" Grandma Jiang was stunned, and thought about her two granddaughters who were lazy and didn't study well and had a sweet mouth, and suddenly felt that her daughter was nothing good.

"What?" Chen Suhua didn't know that Grandma Jiang's thinking had jumped so fast, and she was still stuck in the previous topic.

"I let her study hard, and I think about how to be lazy and sweet every day. ”

Chen Suhua: ???

You don't seem to mean that.

The two granddaughters in Grandma Jiang's heart, who knew that they were lazy and slippery every day, were now exchanging feelings with Ji Xia.

"Xia Xia, have you ever been to the Great Wall?"

"Nope. ”

"Have you ever been to the Forbidden City?"

"Nope. ”

"Have you ever seen the raising of the national flag?"

"Nope. ”

"Little brother, you're too much!" The two sisters said in unison, turning their guns to Jiang Feng, who was in love with Wu Minqi, no, discussing cooking skills.

Jiang Feng: ???

"Xia Xia has eaten roast duck. Jiang Feng said.

"Twice. ”

Rampage！

Considering today's holiday, no matter how cruel the landlord is, he should give the contractor a half-day off, and even the Mid-Autumn Festival in the third year of high school will generally take a half-day off. Ji Xia is not an ordinary body worker, she is never 996 years old, she has no salary, and even takes care of Jiang Feng's family hygiene. The capitalist Jiang Feng decided to see that today was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and he couldn't do anything but make a mess by putting Ji Xia in the back kitchen, and Ji Xia rarely met two peers who could speak, so he generously gave Ji Xia a half-day vacation to let her go out with Jiang Junlian and Jiang Junqing, and also approved a sum of play funds.

"Xia Xia. Jiang Feng walked towards Ji Xia with a pleasant face, "You have worked hard today, it's a big holiday, you don't have to go to the store later, let's go out with your two uncles." ”

"Okay, great!" Jiang Junlian directly helped Ji Xia agree, looking at Jiang Feng, her eyes were full of the word "give money".

Of course Jiang Feng has to give money, and he has to give Jiang Junlian money, who called Ji Xia has no mobile phone Jiang Feng has no cash himself.

"Eight hundred!" Jiang Junlian opened his mouth.

"Eight hundred, what are you going to do? Three hundred at most!" Jiang Feng directly cut off and subtracted one hundred.

"At least six hundred, Jun Qing and I took Xia Xia to eat roast duck, Xia Xia is so pitiful that she has only eaten roast duck twice. "Jiang Junlian almost said that I was so pitiful, I had only eaten roast duck once.

"Why do three people eat roast duck for six hundred, do you think you ...... Oh, six hundred, yes? I'll transfer you on WeChat. Jiang Feng immediately took out his mobile phone, and the deal was reached.

"Come back early, preferably before half-past nine. Jiang Feng admonished.

Jiang Junlian took Ji Xia's hand and ran out with her, as excited as a little piglet out of the slaughter: "Xia Xia, let me tell you that the roast duck in the roast duck restaurant I ate before is particularly delicious, Jun Qing and I will take you over now." ”

"But we've just finished eating......"

"It's okay, you can continue eating when you get there, if you can't eat it, I'll help you eat it." "Jiang Junlian is extremely enthusiastic.

"I can also help you eat!" Jiang Junqing took the opportunity to interject.

"Oh, yes. Jiang Junlian suddenly stopped, ran back a few steps, and found her own mother, "Mom, when you go back next time, help us bring back the few dismantled moon cakes, and the others are for Grandpa Li, and the dismantled ones must be brought back! ”

"Got it, be careful on the road and come back early. The fifth aunt smiled angrily, turned her head and said to Chen Suhua, "My two daughters are more skinny than boys, especially Junlian, her four brothers were not as noisy as them when they were young. When I came over today, I said that I would bring such mooncakes with me, and said that I would bring them for you to taste. I told her so many mooncakes that you two old people must not be able to eat, but guess what she said, she said that there are two boxes for Dahua, and Dahua is lonely if she doesn't eat mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Tell me what is going on in her head every day. ”

"It's good for girls to make a fuss, and they are energetic. Chen Suhua said with a smile, but his eyes drifted in the direction of the pigsty.

Thoughtfully.

Wonderful Book House