Chapter 249: Toast
But the sloppy old man was reluctant on the spot: "Master of ceremonies, what are you doing in such a hurry? Push back the time, and come when I change my clothes!"
The master of ceremonies couldn't help but be stunned, and said in his heart, Nyima, I have presided over so many long weddings, and I have never heard of a wedding postponed in order to wait for a groomsman!
Shi Zhenxiang grabbed the sloppy old man and said: "Don't grind, hurry up and change your clothes, the wedding will be held at 10:08, this is the time I specially selected, and I specially invited the master to watch it, so I can't delay it at all!"
Regarding the time and day of the wedding, Shi Zhenxiang is not compromised.
"Aunt Shi, can't you ask the master to look behind for another time?" The sloppy old man discussed: "In the future, I will call my eldest uncle and pull a few more truckloads of coal for you to burn!"
"What do I want your matchmaker to do, who still burns coal now, I have already used a liquefied gas stove!" Shi Zhenxiang said.
"That's not good, the master of ceremonies said it's too late now, otherwise, I'll go and pick up Zhuang Qiang's brother's clothes and go on the field!"
The sloppy old man swept Zhuang Qiang's younger brother, hurriedly rushed up, and grabbed the dress directly.
Zhuang Qiang's younger brother was speechless, so many people looked at it, he took off his clothes, what was he wearing!
It's just that this sloppy old man couldn't help but tear it, but he was in a hurry, just listening to the tearing sound, the shirt inside suddenly broke a hole, if even the coat was torn, no one would have to be the best man!
The people present couldn't help but sweat profusely, is this person Nima stupid?
In fact, this person has really had a bit of a problem with his brain since he was a child, otherwise his family is so rich, and he wouldn't be able to find a wife in his thirties, so he would have to enjoy being the best man.
"I said, with your intelligence, I don't think you should be the best man!" Lynch stepped forward and grabbed the sloppy old man's shoulder.
"Who are you, let me go, believe it or not I'm going to stone you with coal?" shouted the scruffy retarded man.
"I believe it, but if you ask, is it too late? It's 10:06!" Lynch said.
The master of ceremonies also hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it's really too late, or you should go somewhere else to be the best man!"
"No, I'm going to be this time!" shouted the sloppy mentally retarded man.
"Forget it, you go up like this, master of ceremonies, let's start the wedding right away!" Shi Zhenxiang said.
"This, this is not appropriate!" The master of ceremonies' face stiffened, this person was sloppy and didn't seem to speak, and his brain seemed to be normal, didn't he deliberately make trouble?
And this is not a playhouse, the marriage in life still has to leave some good memories, right?
"What's out of the ordinary?" said the scruffy old man, exasperated.
Lynch walked up, pressed a few times on his abdomen, and said, "You have eaten a bad stomach in the past few days, I guess you will fart later, it is better to stay away, don't pollute the air!"
"Why do you pollute the air, Lao Tzu eats green and pollution-free vegetables every day, put your ......"
This hasn't been uttered yet.
The sloppy mentally handicapped man only felt that the chrysanthemum was loose, and suddenly released an unknown gas, and the sound was long, like playing a trombone.
The people present suddenly covered their mouths and noses one by one, showing disdain.
Even he himself was stunned for a while, what the hell is going on?
"Didn't I warn you, get away, or you'll be kicked out later!" said Lynch.
"No, you just pressed a few times on my stomach, I remembered, it's you ......"
Before the words were finished, the sloppy mentally handicapped man's chrysanthemum completely collapsed, and a series of farts jumped out directly, and the voice was particularly long, as if the devil had dropped a bomb on a plane entering the village, chirping...... Rumble...... Chirp...... Boom Boom Boom ......
Shi Zhenxiang couldn't help it, and shouted: "Hurry up and pull this out, otherwise this wedding won't be able to start!"
"Aunt Shi, I'll come when I'm done farting, you wait for me...... Hmm...... What are you doing with my head covering......" When the sloppy man was dragged away, he was directly framed on his head with a black plastic bag.
"Haha, you deserve it!" laughed at the crowd.
"I'm still waiting for your sister, having someone like you as the best man is simply lowering the grade!" The master of ceremonies couldn't help muttering in a small voice, and hurriedly greeted the audience and said: "Zhuang Qiang, and your best man's brother, hurry up, it's time!"
"Brother, hurry up. Zhuang Qiang immediately greeted him.
"Okay, I get my shirt and I can't see it. Zhuang Qiang's younger brother stuffed the torn shirt inside and hid it tightly, but he really couldn't see anything unusual.
"Hey, who made you the best man...... Shi Zhenxiang shouted, but when she saw the two of them rushing onto the stage in an instant, she could only itch her teeth for a while.
The wedding finally began.
Lynch walked to the audience.
At this moment, in the applause of everyone, Zhuang Qiang and his wife took the stage together, and the best man and bridesmaids followed behind, playing the wedding march, and accompanied the couple to the middle of the happy stage.
Next, under the emcee's speech, the two made a lifelong commitment to each other, and then exchanged rings and kissed each other amid the coaxing of everyone.
Finally, in a burst of blessings, the wedding ended successfully.
Lynch was really happy for Zhuang Qiang, and his mood was still a little complicated, as if a pig had finally arched the cabbage next door.
After the wedding, the guests are invited to the banquet and everyone eats together.
It's just that this wedding banquet is also divided into levels, when Shi Zhenxiang was in office in the tax bureau, he still had a lot of connections, and those dignitaries were naturally arranged to an exclusive VIP seat, while some ordinary people could only be ordinary seats, like Lynch, who was despised by Shi Zhenxiang, was called to a seat in the most corner.
Lynch didn't pay much attention to it, after all, he was here to attend the wedding, not to talk about pomp and circumstance.
And after the feast, he was about to rush back to Gimhae City.
Of course, during the meal, a toast is indispensable.
After Zhuang Qiang's father-in-law toasted in a circle, he finally came to Lynch's table, but he was very unfamiliar with Lynch's fresh face and couldn't name it.
"This is ......," Zhuang Qiang's father-in-law politely wanted to ask for his name.
It's just that at this moment, Shi Zhenxiang snorted coldly: "It's a local bun classmate of Zhuang Qiang, don't pay attention to him, hurry up and go elsewhere, don't waste time, when he finishes eating and drinking, he will naturally leave!"
At this table, there are many guests present, and they can't help but be a little annoyed when they hear this, even if you don't like others, you don't need to be so cynical, right?
Lynch couldn't help but be a little annoyed, and came to criticize him three times and twice, really when he was the same as Zhuang Qiang, he wanted to be obedient to you, the mother-in-law?
"Aunt Shi, when am I coming to eat and drink, may I ask if I didn't give a congratulatory gift, or didn't I have any money?"
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