Chapter 242: The Man Who Pretended to Be Crazy
As soon as the young man said this, the atmosphere in the cabin suddenly became weird, and almost all the people squatting on the ground looked at Ding Xiaofan with strange eyes.
There was obvious hatred in their eyes, but they did not dare to resist the threat of the pistol.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaofan hurriedly retorted, "Hey, don't talk nonsense! It makes me seem like I'm in the same group as you, and I just escaped from prison, but I don't know you at all." ”
"I'm sorry, I have a problem, I mean, you escaped from that horrible psychiatric hospital too. ”
Flicking his bangs with his hand that was blocking half of his eyes, the young man continued, "My name is Dodge, and although I'm not sure if I'm called by that name, you know me." ”
"Am I not a nervous disorder!"
Seeing that the eyes of the people in the cabin looked at him even more strangely, Ding Xiaofan tried his best to explain, "Listen to me, I really am not a neurotic, and the place he said is not a psychiatric hospital, but a hotel converted from a psychiatric hospital." ”
However, for Ding Xiaofan's explanation, people were unmoved, and even more convinced.
"No wonder his eyes were bloodshot, it turned out to be a nervous disorder. ”
"If it weren't for his mental illness, how would he know that the hotel was a psychiatric hospital? I know by looking at him that he is not very sick. ”
"Don't talk about it anymore, the psychopath is very emotionally unstable, if you anger him, we will all die!"
"Alas, I came out for my honeymoon and met air robbers, or two neurotic robbers, I knew that this would happen and I wouldn't come out. ”
The people crouching on the ground whispered and discussed, some hoping that the two hijackers would spare themselves and get to their destination safely, while others were full of despair, their eyes glazed over, sometimes smirking and sometimes crying in a low voice.
"Bang!"
With the sound of a gunshot, the cabin, which had been noisy just now, instantly fell silent.
"Hahaha! Fun, does it scare everyone?"
Blinking at Ding Xiaofan, Dodge excitedly played with the pistol in his hand, and said, "Don't be afraid, everyone, in fact, I'm playing with everyone, this gun is a fake gun, made of plastic, otherwise how can I bring it on the plane?"
Hearing Dodge say that the gun was fake, people suddenly became much bolder, and several of them were even ready to teach him a lesson.
But at the moment when those hot-blooded young men stood up, Dodge suddenly shot Ding Xiaofan in the head.
So, the hot-blooded young men were so frightened that they hurriedly squatted on the ground, holding their heads in their hands, and kept shouting, "Spare me, I won't dare anymore!" I will give you as much as you want, just please don't kill me!"
"I'm right, this gun is filled with empty cartridges. ”
Pointing to Ding Xiaofan's intact forehead, Dodge said seriously, "If the bullet is real, then his head must have been blown up a long time ago, how can it be that there is no injury at all?
As soon as he finished speaking, Dodge pressed the muzzle of the gun to his temple.
He only heard a "bang!", and under the surprised eyes of everyone, he did not hesitate to shoot himself in the temple.
"Well, I'm not hurt!
Putting the pistol in his pocket, Dodge smirked and beckoned to the people squatting on the ground, "Everyone go back to their seats, I'm afraid that everyone will be bored and joke with everyone, not really want to rob the plane, don't be afraid." ”
But this time, people no longer believe that the gun is fake.
Because they saw that at the feet of Ding Xiaofan and Dodge, there were two seriously deformed bullets and empty bullet shells scattered.
"What's wrong? Why don't you go back to your seat? Is it because I can't be clear enough? Get back to your seat!"
Seeing that everyone was still squatting on the ground and didn't make any movements, the smile on Dodge's face gradually stiffened.
"Alright, let's go back to our seats, he really just played a joke on everyone. ”
Glancing at Dodge angrily, Ding Xiaofan waved his hand at the people squatting on the ground, "You can rest assured that you can go back to your seat, I promise you, as long as you don't call the police, he won't hurt."
Your. ”
"How can you guarantee it?"
"yes, why do you keep us safe?"
A few bold passengers questioned Ding Xiaofan.
Hearing this, Ding Xiaofan smiled and pointed to his head, and replied, "Just because my head was not blown up, just because I was hit with an "empty bullet", I am still alive and well. ”
"How's that? Are you satisfied with the answer?"
Hearing Ding Xiaofan's words, everyone fell silent.
He seems to have a point, anyway, we squatting won't help, it's better to listen to him and go back to your seat and sit down. ”
"yes, at least he's better than any of us here, and if he can't keep us safe, then we're probably hopeless. Moreover, it was not a good decision to anger the man with the gun. ”
In this way, with the first two passengers taking the lead, the other passengers returned to their seats one after another, and the flight attendants quickly returned to their normal work.
"What a bunch of cowards!"
When Ding Xiaofan sat back in his seat, Liu Lixue opened a can of beef jerky and complained very dissatisfiedly, "These guys, just now they were still talking bad about you, but now they want you to ensure their safety, you shouldn't help them." ”
After that, he took out a piece of beef jerky and stuffed it into the mouth of Ding Xiaofan waiting next to him.
"Needless to say, timidity and selfishness are the standard for a normal person. ”
While chewing the beef jerky in his mouth, Ding Xiaofan said inarticulately, "What's more, most of them are ordinary people without the slightest ability, if I don't help them, they really don't have any hope." ”
"Okay, do you want potato chips? ”
While speaking, Liu Lixue took out a bag of potato chips with the yellow croaker logo from her bag.
"Actually, I would rather have steamed pork ribs-flavored fries, hehehehe. ”
Before Ding Xiaofan could speak, a familiar voice suddenly came from Liu Lixue's side.
Turning his head, Dodge was standing in the empty seat next to him, and craned his neck, looking expectantly at the bag he was using to hold food.
Seeing this, Liu Lixue hurriedly tightened the zipper of her bag, and said vigilantly, "How did you know that I bought steamed pork ribs-flavored fries? You thief, you peek at my bag! Or follow me!"
Hearing this, Dodge shook his head desperately, "No, I just saw it." ”
"How is it possible! I put the steamed ribs-flavored fries at the bottom, and you didn't peek at my bag and didn't follow me, how could you know?"
Saying that, Liu Lixue looked at Dodge, who was already salivating, with a suspicious expression.
"It's very simple, you only need to look through the zipper of your bag to see what's inside, you have a set of lace-trimmed underwear in your bag, including a pair of suspenders, am I right?"
Faced with Liu Lixue's question, Dodge answered very seriously.
"You!"
Hearing Dodge's words, Liu Lixue was so angry that she gasped, "I dare to say that I didn't peek at my bag!
"I'm not a pervert, I'm just a psychopath. ”
Dodge retorted solemnly.
"I said you're a dead pervert, you're a dead pervert! You perverted psychopath!"
Fan her hand next to her flushed cheeks, Liu Lixue said helplessly, "Forget it, don't fight with your neuropath, otherwise people will think that I am also neurotic." ”
"Do you really want to eat chips?"
Seeing that the other party nodded, looking very expectant, Liu Lixue said angrily, "If you want to eat, you can buy it yourself!" Also, go back to your seat, otherwise I will be unkind to you!"
"Oh. ”
Dodge sat directly on the seat next to Liu Lixue, sighed deeply, and said pitifully, "I don't have money to buy something to eat, I missed the free plane meal when I went to the toilet just now, and even the money for the plane was borrowed from a big sister on the side of the road."
Target. ”
Sneaking a sneak glance at the two chatting while eating snacks, Dodge continued, "Actually, I know about the conversion of the hospital into a hotel, I lied to you yesterday because it was too boring. ”
"I sleep in the drain and can only eat what is left by the guests, but some of the leftovers are quite tasty, like the lobster shell from last night, hehehe. ”
Ding Xiaofan, who originally regarded it as air, was immediately interested when he heard him mention the conversion of the hospital into a hotel.
"Do you know about the conversion of a hospital into a hotel?"
Ding Xiaofan looked at Dodge suspiciously, "So, in fact, you are not a psychopath at all? In that case, why are you hiding in the hotel? Those hallucinations yesterday were also caused by you." ”
"I'm not sure if I'm mentally ill, but I was already living in that house before the hotel was built. ”
Faced with Ding Xiaofan's question, Dodge replied seriously, "As for why I still have to hide in the hotel after the hotel is built, even I don't know." The only thing I know for sure is that I made the illusion you see, and it's actually an enchantment. ”
My Yin Yang Demon Pupil didn't even see that it was an enchantment, what the hell is this guy's origin! I'm afraid his strength is not below me!
Thinking in his heart, Ding Xiaofan asked tentatively, "Dodge, if I give you steamed pork ribs-flavored fries, are you willing to be my subordinate?" In addition to the fries, I guarantee that you have food, a place to live, and new clothes to wear, how about it?"
"Let me think about it. ”
After pondering for a moment, Dodge stretched out his hand to Ding Xiaofan, "You give me the fries first, otherwise how do I know if you will lie to me." ”
Seeing that the other party looked like "if you don't give you food, you won't work", Ding Xiaofan smiled bitterly and took out French fries from Liu Lixue's bag, and thought to himself: Why do I feel so much like a strange uncle abducting an underage girl?
Looking at Dodge who grabbed the fries and desperately stuffed them into her mouth, Liu Lixue said angrily, "Eat, eat, eat, you know, eat! Didn't you say that you agreed to be my husband's subordinate after taking the fries?
Finally, after a bit of gobbling, a bag full of fries was eaten.
"Hiccup! Hiccup!"
After burping, Dodge licked all ten fingers and replied, "Okay, since I ate your fries, then I'll be your subordinate, and if you want me to do anything in the future, you can do whatever you want, kill people and set fires." ”
"I still have one more question to ask, though. ”
"You say. ”
"Is our power too big, will we be bullied by others?"
With that, Dodge folded the bag of chips into a small square and snuck it into the net pocket in the front seat.
Hearing this, Ding Xiaofan couldn't help laughing, "Our power is not particularly large, but it is not something that anyone can bully if they want to." ”
He beckoned to him, and after he leaned his head over, Ding Xiaofan whispered in his ear, "Have you heard of the Earth Soul Palace? I am one of the twelve main halls of the Earth Soul Palace, the lord of Skull Town." ”
However, seeing the surprised expression on the other party's face, he felt that the other party must be Ding Xiaofan, who felt incredible because he heard the name of the Earth Soul Palace.
But after the other party was surprised, the other party asked rhetorically, "Earth Soul Palace? Are you talking about the mysterious organization created by a demon named Sima Jie? The guy who sold his soul to the darkness is your top boss?"
"Do you know Sima Jie?"
This time it was Ding Xiaofan's turn to be shocked, he looked at Dodge with a surprised expression, "Not only Sima Jie, you even know the Dark Holy Demon?"
It's a pity that Dodge at this time seems to have changed back to the crazy appearance before.
I saw that he replied with a smirk, "Dark Holy Demon, you don't know, how can I know? You ask me who I am? I am a psychopath, you are also a psychopath, we have escaped, we can't tell others!
This story is pure fiction and will be continued