033 You have to be responsible
Xiao Fan still has some feelings in his heart, for Yan Rumeng, this girl is completely in love with herself now, and there is also a little factor of luck.
But now, he doesn't want to provoke Zhao Yan, a woman, and the possible consequence is that the hard-established harem exchange group will inexplicably have one more person.
This result really made him unable to calm down, and judging from the speed of collecting two a day, it may be really difficult for the group to be quiet again.
"Officer Zhao, I ask you to detain me in accordance with the law, and deal with me publicly in strict accordance with this indecent charge, I ask that I be educated fairly, openly and fairly, and that this matter can be handled in court at the best possible time, and you will be cleared. ”
Xiao Fan pointed to the flashing light bulb above his head, and said words against his heart affectionately, just so that this girl could attack her words sharply and excitingly.
Such a dry action can only cause his inner turmoil and his body's instinctive reaction, and he also met a policeman with a not very bright brain, thinking of killing people to solve this problem.
Xiao Fan didn't want to take his life in vain in front of this tiger girl, there were still so many ups and downs in life waiting for him to step on step by step.
"You, you ......"
Zhao Yan's chest was a little unbearable, and he was overwhelmed by this vexatious guy, he originally thought that he would be afraid of prison, but it seemed that he was indeed a little looking forward to it, looking forward to the arrival of this kind of scene.
"I don't know what kind of crime Officer Zhao wants to convict me, whether it is molesting a police officer, molesting a police officer, or raping a police officer, this kind of crime still needs to find good evidence of the crime, and it is best to have a video as proof. ”
"It just so happens that the most advanced electronic monitoring equipment is installed in our bathroom, and if Officer Zhao needs it, I am willing to provide my entire criminal record for Officer Zhao to review in detail. ”
The thought of looking at that kind of picture made Zhao Yan blush suddenly, this was the first time she had appeared in front of a married man like this.
Her thinking is still relatively conservative, and she won't do anything particularly out of the ordinary unless she has to, but now she is actually being given by this man......
"Xiao Fan, I don't care, my mother's reputation is gone, you have to be responsible. ”
"Responsible, you made me eat white food, why should I be responsible, I didn't kiss it, I didn't touch it, don't rely on you to be a policeman, you can nakedly slander me. ”
Xiao Fan crossed Erlang's legs and was unmoved.
Puff~
Yan Rumeng covered her mouth and laughed, then looked at Xiao Fan and said: "Okay husband, I believe that she also has no intention of attacking you by force, maybe she just treats you as a thief to prevent it, so there is a misunderstanding, you just look at my face, forgive him for this moment, or I will let her make you a little you." ”
"Ahem......"
Xiao Fan choked. I've seen this kind of jealousy of each other before, but I've never seen someone who looks for a little daughter-in-law for herself openly, and sure enough, such a daughter-in-law is different from ordinary people.
"Daughter-in-law, this is not a trivial matter, it is about my innocence, and you know that if you don't come back, I guess I will be murdered by her. ”
"Well, I'll ask her to apologize to you, and that's it. ”
Yan Rumeng said softly and delicately, and did not say anything about Xiao Fan throughout the whole process.
This made Zhao Yan's boiling heart unable to calm down for a long time, and even had the urge to shoot this girl to death with a brick.
"Yan Rumeng, what about your temperament, what about your eyes, am I at a loss or is your husband at a loss. ”
Of course, Zhao Yan still chose to suppress it in the depths of her heart, after all, she now understands that this should be a large-scale dog abuse scene, and if she stays like this, it is estimated that sooner or later she will be killed by this girl.
But if she leaves, she will cheapen this man for nothing, and this time she received the task of protecting Yan Rumeng at all times, and it is very likely that someone will take action against the Yan family in the near future, but now it seems that she is completely worried about herself.
With such a super invincible hooligan here, there shouldn't be any problem.
Xiao Fan originally thought that his luck was expected to go down.
But he found himself too young.
Luck, sooner or later, it's just a matter of how fast or slow it comes.
Xiao Fan really didn't want to hear such particularly sensitive words.
For example, "kiss me, hug me, sleep with me, marry me." ”
The scariest thing is the last word.
"Xiao Fan, since you have done something to me that people are angry with, my mother said that if anyone looks at my body, they will either be hacked to death by me, or they will be responsible for me, and it is a lifelong responsibility, now it seems that the road of hacking you to death will not work, you can only wronged me. ”
Xiao Fan was one head and two big, originally thought it was an almost crazy revenge assassination, but he didn't expect this girl to change her thinking so quickly, and she didn't have any position of her own.
"I think you should ask my daughter-in-law about this, I'm afraid I won't be able to be the master. ”
Xiao Fan looked at Yan Rumeng for help, sometimes hoping that she would have her own position, and even took out the eldest wife's shelf.
It may be that a woman who is too gentle and virtuous has such an expression.
"I think Zhao Yan can, since you have seen others, you have to be responsible for others. ”
Xiao Fan didn't know the meaning of this sentence, so in this way, there were countless island girls he saw, and they all had to be responsible for others.
Of course, there is also the Harugami Kiko of that island country, and there is a Harugami Sakura with it.
A headache is indeed a headache, and this running a woman seems to be more overwhelming than running a business.
After finally stabilizing the mood of this crazy woman, Xiao Fan silently took out his mobile phone.
then clicked on his harem exchange group and sent an explosive message to the group.
"You may have new members soon. ”
After posting this, Xiao Fan felt not very satisfied, and then added another sentence.
"It's a policewoman. ”
"Uh...... Scumbag!"
"Slag. ”
The two women replied to the message at the same time, and then sent each other another snickering emoji.
Xiao Fan: "This is not something I can control, Yan Rumeng gave an order, let me accept it, how can I not obey." ”
"The scum is smart. Li Xinlan replied.
Indeed, how could Mengmeng have such an idea of lifting a stone and shooting himself in the foot. Zhang Zhiruo said that she was particularly sure of Li Xinlan's thoughts.
"Well, believe it or not, I'm out of line now. ”
Li Xinlan: "Otherwise, I'll chop off your third leg." ”
Zhang Zhiruo: "I also agree. ”
Suddenly, a cool breeze blew, which made Xiao Fan feel trembling all over, it seemed that the three wives and four concubines were still quite risky.
looked at Zhao Yan who was playing with her mobile phone on the sofa.
"Add a WeChat to make it easy to contact. ”
Xiao Fan regretted it a little after speaking.
"Yes, but you have to have sex tonight. ”
"Uh, are you in such a hurry?"
"It's not a hurry, this is called normal driving to be a woman's legitimate rights and interests, and to protect yourself. ”
"Protect, protect, protect?"
"Protect yourself from being taken advantage of by a scumbag man like you, just forget it for the first time, marry a chicken and a dog and a dog. ”
Xiao Fan's face darkened, so that he could go back, when he slept he could say that it was so unfathomable, it seemed that it was time to learn more, and it was indeed a little bad to lie on his lips all day long.
Looking at Yan Rumeng, who was cooking in the kitchen, Xiao Fan seemed to have grasped the last straw, and suddenly saw the hope of survival: "I think it should be inconvenient tonight, after all, Mengmeng still has to sleep with me." ”
"You don't have to worry about this, just now Mengmeng has promised me that I can run normally tonight, my husband and wife rights and you will finish the room, so you shouldn't be able to escape tonight. ”
Xiao Fan showed an incredible expression, and then thought about it again, everything seemed to be perfect and reasonable, it seemed that after all, Yan Rumeng had cheated himself.
"This, hey, I chose it myself, and I want to be together crying. ”
Xiao Fan shook his head, sometimes life is so helpless, I want a jealous woman but I can't meet it, my wife is strict, it seems that I can't experience this kind of realm in my life.
Suddenly, he turned his head and asked Zhao Yan: "How is the strict management of the wife?"
"This, this, I promise I won't do this to you, man, it's normal to have three wives and four concubines. ”
Xiao Fan was dizzy, and he only had one sentence on his head, so he knew that it was better not to ask this girl and ask others.
"I'd better pull you into the group. ”
After Xiao Fan finished speaking, he sent a group invitation to Zhao Yan, and then looked at Zhao Yan's changing face, not knowing what to say, so he could only quietly wait for a moment of silence on the eve of the storm.