"Beauty, you recognize the wrong person, I really am not your master. ”

Fang Xun was speechless at the girl who was lying behind him like a koala.

As soon as he finished picking up his meal from the bubble tea shop, he was hugged from behind by a strange woman, and he couldn't shake it off.

"You are my master, and I will not admit my mistake when I turn to ashes. ”

The girl's voice was delicate, and she said with words: "You are Fang Xun, the Great Emperor of the Northern Underworld on the powerful side of the Xianwu Continent, I am the lovely and charming Feng Xueqi, the Holy Maiden of the Northern Underworld, and also the baby apprentice you brought up since childhood, for some reasons my soul has crossed over and came to the earth, my task is to protect you, only when you have recovered your strength, can you open the gate of time and space and return to the Xianwu Continent and regain everything you have lost........"

"Girl, are you a demon who has watched too many Xianxia dramas, the right turn of two hundred meters is a mental hospital, I suggest you go and watch it. ”

"I know you're going to be confused for a while, but that's okay, I've got time to tell you slowly. ”

"I don't have time!" Fang Xun's forehead sweated, "Please come down quickly, I'm just an ordinary mortal, I still have a few orders that haven't been delivered, and if you don't hurry up, it will be overtime, so don't you play tricks on a poor student who is running around in the cold wind to make a living, okay?"

"Who would have thought that the genius of the heavens, the invincible Emperor of the Northern Darkness, would actually work so hard for life before his preaching, Master, don't worry, with me, I will never let you suffer any more, and I will support you in the future. Feng Xueqi jumped off him and said in a serious manner.

The breeze is over, the green silk is flying,

Feng Xueqi, who was dressed in pink, smiled like a flower, and her delicate facial features seemed to have been carefully carved by God, which was impeccable.

The golden ratio of the nine-headed body and the long legs are against the sky, even if there are heavy clothes to block, they can't hide the perfect body shape inside.

She is like an angel in the world, she does not eat fireworks in the world, and her temperament is invincible.

Such a stunning stunner doesn't look like a fool no matter how you look at it.

Fang Xun is very self-aware, he doesn't think that a poor dick like himself can get the favor of God and the favor of beautiful women.

The reason why she has such strange words and deeds is that she is probably filming jokes or short videos.

He also likes to brush his phone, and there are endless videos of spoofs and pretend series on the Internet.

A superb beauty, a poor and sour delivery man, the strong contrast can attract the interest of netizens.

Do you want to see yourself make a fool of yourself?

It's so childish and boring!

Fang Xun didn't have a bird, and rode a little donkey all the way to the west.

Ten minutes later, Fang Xun came to the famous ** restaurant in Jiangdu.

When he was about to enter the door with milk tea, he was stopped by the waiter who guarded the door.

"There is a rule in the store that indecent people are not allowed to enter, which will affect the appetite of customers. The waiter looked disdainful, with a look of contempt for Fang Xun.

Cao Nima, everyone is in the service industry, what qualifications do you have to look down on people.

"Then you can help me send it in?" Fang Xun felt scarlet in his heart, but he didn't show it.

"I don't have an obligation to think beautifully. The waiter was unkind, and it was clear that he was deliberately making things difficult, he had just been scolded by the guest, and he wanted to find some sense of existence from Fang Xun.

"Okay, then I'll call the guests right now and say that you forced them to come out and pick up the food. ”

The waiter was frightened by his words, glared at him viciously, and had to let him in.

"Here. By the window, a man with his back combed hooked his hand and called Fang Xun over like a dog.

"Sir, your milk tea, I wish you a ....... meal" Before he finished speaking, the smile on Fang Xun's face stopped abruptly.

He saw a woman wearing heavy makeup next to the man.

"Tingting, why are you here?!" Fang Xun raised his broken lips and asked in astonishment.

"Do you know?" Ma Jie raised his eyebrows, Huang Tingting didn't deny it, and put her arm around him: "An ordinary alumnus has been chasing me, I have clearly rejected him many times, but he doesn't seem to give up." ”

"Chasing you, didn't you agree to be my girlfriend, but now you ......." Fang Xun understood what was going on no matter how stupid he was, and his voice trembled slightly: "So, you have been lying to me before, and you said that your mother had a car accident is also false?!"

"Who are you little beast curses!" There was an old woman on the other side of the table, she was Huang Tingting's mother Luo Jinfeng: "The toad wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't look at his own virtues." ”

Huang Tingting is Fang Xun's girlfriend who chased hard for more than a month to catch up, but the two have not developed further.

Because Huang Tingting said that before her mother's injury completely recovered, she didn't want to talk too much about love, so she squeezed Fang Xun with insufficient medical expenses and living expenses, recommended dozens of loan platforms to Fang Xun, and used his identity to borrow money for himself.

Fang Xun is an extremely ordinary family, in order to pay off his debts, he works two jobs by himself, and he doesn't even sleep for four hours a day.

The wind and rain came and went in the winter, her face was frozen purple, and her hands were frozen and cracked, but she never complained to her.

Huang Tingting promised that as long as her mother got better, she would be engaged to herself.

Now it seems that it is all a conspiracy!

"Why, why did you do this to me?!" Faced with this obvious situation, it was a very stupid thing to ask why, but Fang Xun, as the person concerned, couldn't control his emotions well.

Before Huang Tingting could speak, Luo Jinfeng preemptively said: "You are a stinky food delivery, don't you have any points in your heart, and it is delusional to want to climb my daughter." ”

"You said that you are a college student, you don't want to plan for the future, you run takeout every day, and you read all the books in the dog's belly. Ma Jie sat and spoke without backache, and reprimanded Fang Xun in an educational tone.

"Xiaojie, not everyone is as powerful as you, you can enter the Feng Group, you became a supervisor at a young age, and your annual salary is hundreds of thousands, which is too bullish. Luo Jinfeng is very satisfied with Ma Jie, the future son-in-law, although he is ugly and terrible, he can't stand up to being rich.

"Hehe, it's okay, I can be promoted to manager next year, and my annual salary will probably rise to one million. Ma Jie's ugly face was full of smugness.

"Some people are born cheap, and they have to work hard all their lives. Luo Jinfeng shook Fang Xun with disgust, "It's you, what else are you looking at, don't stand next to attract flies, waiter, drive this eye-catching thing out for me!"

"Wait. Huang Tingting spoke, pretending to be merciful and gentle, took out a hundred-yuan bill from her wallet, and the other party said: "This is a tip for you, there are many good girls in the world, as long as you don't harass me in the future, maybe we can still become ordinary friends, if there are difficulties in life, just say, after all, everyone is a classmate, I will help as much as I can." ”

Looking at the hundred yuan in her hand, and then looking at her coy appearance, Fang Xun laughed self-deprecatingly.