Chapter 331: Slut Peng's way of making friends
Xiaopeng's deep breath directly breathed out a fart, and if someone else had changed, he would have buried his head in the ground a long time ago.
But our slut Peng was not affected in the slightest, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"Dude, your nose is very good! Can you smell it, do I eat seafood?"
When Ye Fan and the others heard this, they all subconsciously looked ahead, pretending not to know Xiaopeng.
Especially Chen Li made up her mind that she would not have a male-female relationship with Xiaopeng beyond her colleagues.
Liu Mengxue said in a low voice: "Slut Peng is estimated to be beaten, I guess that buddy will not beat him, but will also scold him!"
Slut Peng sometimes just hasn't been beaten by society!"
Ye Fan echoed and waited for a wonderful performance.
"Well, don't tell me, I really smell some seafood, you eat scallops and oysters, right?"
The young man sitting behind Xiaopeng had an incomparably accurate sense of smell, almost making everyone faint.
What kind of weirdness is this?
And Xiaopeng seems to have found an old friend he hasn't seen for many years, looking back, he and him are looking at each other, it's this taste, that's right!
"Dude, is there anyone next to you?" Xiaopeng said solemnly.
"Ah, it was originally my object, but it was yellow just now!"
The buddy in the back seat left a standard board size, which looked a bit like a low-profile Xu Zhi'an, but Xu Zhi'an was a little too stumbling to keep a board size.
"Tell me, contemptible people are the best at emotional doubt-solving. ”
Xiaopeng said that he had already left his seat and sat next to the other party like a confidant sister.
"That's the specific thing! I'm having breakfast today, tofu brain, I have to add sesame sauce, soy sauce, garlic juice, and some green onion and coriander, that's a good taste, right?" Xiao Xu was still angry when he talked about it.
"That's right, Xiao Xu! Girls just eat white sugar tofu brains! I'm a firm salty party!"
Xiaopeng grabbed Xiao Xu's hand, and the two of them were affectionate, and Chen Li's goosebumps shattered to the ground.
"You are really my bosom friend in life! But I don't have the surname Xu, my name is Chen Lei!"
"Okay, Xiao Xu, you go on!"
The slut Peng showed a standard smile, which made Chen Lei helpless.
"My object loves sweets, and then I reasoned with her, who knew that this girl was disobedient and tickled me!"
Chen Lei directly lifted his sleeves, "Look, I'm afraid of embarrassment on a hot day, and I wear long sleeves! Am I a thief?"
"Yes, buddy, you're so wronged! I must avenge you!"
Ye Fan saw that Xiao Peng became more and more excited the more he spoke, as if it was himself who was scratched, and immediately reminded him.
"You don't talk about it, what do you always follow in the affairs of the two of you?"
Chen Lei said with a sad face: "This girl scratches me, forget it, and also took a video of me doing that, saying that if I don't compensate her for the BMW X5, she will sue me for the sword!"
Seeing his eldest brother talking, the slut Peng was about to languish, but looking at the friend he had just made, he immediately became angry.
"Damn, how long have you known this object? This sleeps in a bed, even a dog has a little affection, and she still plays this with you?"
Chen Lei's face was as uncomfortable as eating Xiang, Xiaopeng realized something, and explained: "I'm not saying that you are a dog, I'm just making an analogy!"
"I just spent three hours together... Who knew that as soon as love started on the X5, it would be over!"
Ye Fan really couldn't stand the words of the two 2B young people behind him, what did he do? Three hours is still love?
"It's okay, my eldest brother Ye Fan, I will definitely help you get back to the field!"
Xiaopeng pulled Ye Fan into the water with a word, and Chen Lei was even more obedient.
"Brother, my X5 is for you... Although the car is nothing, but I have to get my video back, that girl deceived my innocent feelings!"
Chen Lei's teary eyes are full of tears, like the bitter male pig's feet in Qiong Yao's drama.
"Okay... I'll talk about it later..."Ye Fan saw that Chen Lei didn't care about an X5, and if someone could appear in a charity boxing match, he was not an ordinary child.
Ye Fan's foundation in Longdu is too weak, he wants to accumulate more contacts, not to mention that this Chen Lei is also stupid, there is a high probability that he has encountered an immortal jump, but he has not jumped horizontally, this guy sent the BMW X5 out, but it is really invincible!
Fortunately, the charity boxing match is about to begin, and Dai Yufo's side is responsible for guarding a blind monk, so let's call him a blind monk for the time being!
As soon as the blind monk appeared, he received a warm welcome, but this guy obviously did not believe in Buddhism, and he bit beef jerky in his mouth and took a beer bottle.
", what's the hell wrong with this? The monk eats meat and drinks wine, and the way of the world has changed!"
Chen Lei seemed to have walked out of the sadness of "falling out of love" in a second, and he had already begun to stop talking.
"I look at this person, that is, a scum!" Xiao Peng muttered, but this seemed to be heard by the blind monk, and the murderous aura suddenly attacked.
Ye Fan suddenly got up and stood in front of Xiao Peng, invisibly dissolving the murderous aura, otherwise the slut Peng would definitely be affected.
The blind monk originally wanted to find out, and the person who could stop his murderous aura must not be an ordinary person, but the first challenger had already appeared.
It was a taekwondo master, and this guy came up with two roundhouse kicks, and his performance was extremely fancy, which immediately caused a cheer from the audience.
"Wow! It's really awesome, this kick is invincible!"
"Korean Stick vs. Bulletproof Blind Monk!"
"But I feel that the blind monk is stronger!"
Dai Yufo was in high spirits as the host and organizer of the charity boxing tournament at this time, and as soon as he took the stage, there was a tsunami of applause.
This competition is jointly organized by Jiufu Financial and Liu's Group, aiming to meet friends with martial arts and raise funds to help more people in need! Please give your applause to my teacher, Mr. Liu Zhengtian!"
"Whoa!"
The applause was thunderous, Dai Yufo bowed and saluted, and said casually: "Then now the game officially begins, the first game will be played by taekwondo master Kim Jae-chung against the blind monk!"
When Kim Jae-chung saw the blind monk, he said disdainfully: "The money in this boxing match is really easy to make, even the disabled people are invited to come and play the game, hehe!"
"Junior, it's crazy!"
The blind monk also looked down on each other, "The three-legged cat kung fu of the stick country dares to come and sacrifice ugliness?"
Kim Jae-chung stopped talking nonsense, raised his foot and kicked the blind monk's face, although there was no vision, but the blind monk's five senses were obviously more acute than normal people.
He took a step back and opened more Jin Zaizhong's side kick, "Boy, I'll give you a chance to make three moves, and if you can't hit me in three moves, then you can get off the stage!"
"Rampant blind man, eat me a trick!"
Kim Jae-chung is also a well-known martial artist in the country of sticks, known for his sharp legs and offensive in torrential rains and winds.
He was extremely fast, and he threw three side kicks in a row, but the blind monk easily took them with just one finger.
The audience saw such a scene as the blind monk's finger on Kim Jae-jung's leg, preventing him from taking a step further!
"Is this a movie? Can you perform so realistically that you can block it with one finger?"
"People give money when they win, how can they play fake?"
"What do you mean, the blind monk can hold a thousand catties with the power of one finger?"
Kim Jae-chung only felt that his leg was aching at this time.
"Click!"
The blind monk pressed slightly, and Kim Jae-chung's calf bone had cracked, and then he lay on the ground in pain, holding his leg constantly.
As a taekwondo martial artist, he injured his lower leg and basically ended his career as a martial artist.
What the blind monk left him with was not a hard injury, but a recurring hidden disease, as long as he fought with others, Kim Jae-chung's calf would become a breakthrough.
After the blind monk won, he raised his arms high, assumed the posture of a victor, and then stepped on Kim Jae-chung's head, showing off his might.
"Okay, our blind monk master has won the victory! The ambulance team hurriedly took the defeated contestant off the field, rested for 5 minutes, and welcomed the next challenger!"
Anyway, these people are all paid by him to support the field, and the real response to Liu Zhengtian's killing move is still to come!
"Ye Fan, I don't understand this boxing match, even if that blind monk can fight again, what can he bring to Dai Jade Buddha? My grandfather will not have any loss, but a win-win situation." ”
Perhaps the answer will soon be revealed. ”