"Old man, check on me again. I felt like I had an incurable disease. ”

"No need to check, stinky boy, you're not sick at all. Rest assured. You're just cut your foot by the glass, and it's not a big deal. ”

"Really, I still feel dizzy and my head is buzzing. There's always someone next to my ear saying something weird. ”

Recently, Yang Yunfan has been really depressed.

Ever since he stepped on a broken glass bead next to the dilapidated Yaowang Temple on the mountain, he had been unlucky. At night, he could always hear an old man say something strange. This went on for a week, and he felt like he was going crazy. I can only ask for help from this powerful master.

"It's nothing! I'm sure, you're fine! Stinky boy, are you deliberately making excuses not wanting to go back to Xiangtan City? I can tell you, your father entrusted you to me at the beginning, let me teach you martial arts, and teach you medical skills, and I did it all. As for you...... Hurry up and go back to your Yang family, you still have a beautiful fiancée waiting for you at home. ”

What kind of beautiful fiancée? Don't you just want to wait for me to leave, and you can watch the hair film without being disturbed.

Yang Yunfan couldn't help but complain in his heart.

But Yang Yunfan will never say this.

The old man in front of him, others don't know, Yang Yunfan is very clear. I don't know what this old man came from, his kung fu is ridiculously high, and he has magical medical skills. If he hadn't said that his dead father and his son were sworn brothers, he wouldn't care about his own life or death, and let himself be killed in the infighting in the Yang family.

At this time, the old man was eating the roast chicken that Yang Yunfan had just bought with one hand, and the other hand was probing Yang Yunfan's pulse with a match. It didn't take long for it to be announced that Yang Yunfan was not sick. also told him to go back to his hometown in Zhonghai City as soon as he was fine.

"Anyway, old man, I have to thank you for teaching me so much. By the way, what do you think of the taste of this roast chicken?" Yang Yunfan suddenly changed his tone, and he became a little flattering.

"The taste of roast chicken, so-so, it's okay ......"

Speaking of which, suddenly, the old man sensed that something was wrong.

"Oh, you stinky boy, you actually poisoned Lao Tzu!" After speaking, the old man lifted his pants, twisted his buttocks, and quickly ran to the toilet.

Watching the old man snatch the door out, Yang Yunfan couldn't help laughing: "God, I finally succeeded once......"

Counting this time, Yang Yunfan poisoned the old man's food more than 80 times. Every time, let the old man see through it, and then beat himself up. Unexpectedly, today it finally succeeded.

The old man was holding his stomach and cracking in the toilet, and roared loudly: "Yang Yunfan, you stinky boy, wait for Lao Tzu ......"

"I'm waiting, I'm not stupid!"

As soon as Yang Yunfan heard this, he dared to wait, hurriedly packed his clothes, and said while running down the mountain: "Master, our master-apprentice fate is over." The apprentice found out that he was not finished, so he went down the mountain first......"

After Yang Yunfan left, the old man came out of the toilet without seeing anything at all, and smiled.

"If I hadn't been fooled on purpose, you stinky boy, would you have been able to go down the mountain so happily?"

......

A silver-white bullet train speeds along the railroad tracks, passing through a green plain, like a silver eel cruising in the still sea.

"The price of train tickets has also increased. A second-class hard seat costs 300 yuan!" Although the ticket is very expensive, Yang Yunfan doesn't complain much. Because, this time his luck turned out to be good. Next to him, there were beautiful women.

No way, men are visual animals, and Yang Yunfan is no exception.

Yang Yunfan took advantage of the water to drink water, and secretly glanced at the beauty on the right. Who let this beauty float a trace of fragrance from time to time, which made Yang Yunfan's heart a little itchy.

That beauty looks to be in her twenties, about the same age as Yang Yunfan, and is estimated to be a female college student.

I saw that her long hair was slightly curly, and her face was delicate, a bit like a star on TV, Gao Yuanyuan. She wore a light blue silk dress, and the skin of her exposed arms was as smooth as ceramic, like clotted cream. As soon as she lowered her head, her long hair jumped like silk, revealing the characteristics of the Jiangnan woman's graceful and delicate water.

Such a delicate girl, let alone in the ravines and ravines of Yangjia Village, even if she is placed in a big city on the southeast coast, she is also a goddess of one in a hundred.

What impressed Yang Yunfan the most was that the eyes of this beauty were hazy, as if they were covered with a layer of mist, smoke and rain, and they were very aura. Looking forward to circulation, like pear blossoms with dew, fresh and beautiful, but also a little delicate.

"Yikes. ”

However, at this time, the beauty suddenly frowned slightly, and twisted her eyebrows into a Sichuan character.

At this moment, Yang Yunfan was suddenly shocked. Because this beauty originally looked very good, it can be said that she was rich and noble. However, this frown condensed, and Yang Yunfan saw that her face actually had a tendency of a white tiger coming out of the cage.

This means that she will have a bloody plague today.

"Beauty, I think you will have a bloody disaster today, you have to pay more attention!" After enduring it, Yang Yunfan still felt that he had to tell him frankly.

Who knew that as soon as these words came out, the beauty's face turned red, turned her head, glared at Yang Yunfan viciously, opened her mouth and snorted, "Hooligans!"

Her voice is very clear, and there is a kind of sweet taste of Wu Nong's soft words, even if it is a curse, it is very comfortable to fall in her ears.

Rogue?

What does that mean? Where am I a hooligan?

Yang Yunfan was a little speechless. I kindly reminded her, why are you still scolding?

No wonder the old saying "I'd rather offend a gentleman than a villain", if the villain is still a woman. Then hurry up and hide as far as you want.

I can't afford to mess with it!

"Forget it! Since you treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, I don't bother to care about this kind of nosy!" Yang Yunfan is not a good person, and he went to sleep directly after speaking.

It's just that as soon as I closed my eyes for a while, I suddenly heard someone exclaim sadly.

Yang Yunfan followed the sound and saw that the beautiful woman suddenly stumbled towards the bathroom. And the moment she got up, Yang Yunfan seemed to see a trace of blood flowing out of her skirt along her inner thigh.

This, this, this......

Seeing this scene, Yang Yunfan still didn't understand.

"Holy. No wonder she called me a hooligan! It turned out that it was her aunt who was here today!" Yang Yunfan was suddenly embarrassed. It seems that he has settled on this rogue title. On the way, it is estimated that there is no chance to explain it.

After about ten minutes, the beautiful woman returned to her seat, sweating profusely. In order to avoid embarrassment, Yang Yunfan simply closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

However, from time to time, he heard a shallow singing and low moaning "um, ah" from the side, and it was hummed tactfully and softly in Jiangnan voice.

It's really reminiscent to listen to.

"Ahh

At this moment, suddenly, Yang Yunfan felt that his arm was grabbed.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the beautiful woman next to him, clutching his hand with a white face, and his forehead was covered with sweat. Sweat mixed into her perfume, exuding a refreshing body fragrance, which made Yang Yunfan understand what it means to be fragrant and sweaty.

I saw her looking at Yang Yunfan with that distressing look: "Little brother, I, I'm so uncomfortable, help me ......"