Chapter 168: After...... What a fart!
After a while......
Location: Hakurei Shrine
Event: Hearing
Jury: Marisa Kiri Rain (eyewitness), Shotmaru Fumi (originally came to see how Reimu was comforted by me), Reisen-Yuzukain-Inaba (ditto), Fujiwara Meihong (join in the fun), Yakumo Murasaki (eh, when did this old thing come?)
Judges: Qin Yueyang, Bo Li Reimu
"Ahem......" Marisa coughed dryly, "now eat." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Huh?" Mei Hong thought she had misheard.
"Oh, that's wrong. Marisa patted her stomach to indicate that she had made a mistake, "Now the court is open." ”
"Qin Yueyang, do you have anything to say?"
"I just came over and came to see and fell asleep because I was so sleepy. It doesn't sound like a word, but it's true," I don't know what I did when I fell asleep. ”
"Hakurei Reimu, what about you, what do you have to explain?" Yakumo Zi saw that I didn't admit the plot she made up in her own brain, and planned to find a breakthrough from Reimu.
"That's it, Reimu, let's be honest, we won't laugh at you. Marisa coaxed to the side.
"Laugh at me, why laugh at me?" Reimu didn't care much about explaining or not explaining, anyway, the entertainment nature of this trial was much higher than the actual nature, and she cared more about certain details.
"You slept with the little brother, under normal circumstances, you will definitely be laughed at, you are a sugar daddy who gets on the bus first and then pays the ticket." "If Marisa were to choose one of the two people who had a good character, Reimu and me, Marisa would never choose Reimu," you see that the little brother is about to cry, obviously the little brother Qin is the victim......"
"Where does he mean to cry!" Reimu pointed to my tearful eyes, "He just didn't wake up!"
"Attorney Marisa, I disagree. Yakumo Zi suddenly stood up and pointed at my pants, "I think Hakura Reimu is the victim in this matter, Qin Yueyang's pants are all wet, obviously he ejaculated something indescribable after falling asleep, which is enough to prove that he has discordant thoughts in his sleep." ”
"This ......" Marisa choked for a moment, although Yakumo Murasaki herself didn't care who ate it, but she still wanted to see the bad luck of me, the person she had never surrendered, more than Reimu.
"Dissent, Prosecutor Yakumo Zi, I don't think Lord Qin can control his thoughts in his sleep. "Oh, Reizen, I love you to death!
"However, please see clearly, Prosecutor Lingxian, it is a fact that Qin Yueyang's pants are wet. Yakumo closed the folding fan and slapped it in the palm of her hand, "So judging from the facts, it is obvious that the one who suffered more is Hakurei Reimu." ”
"Dissent!" Wen Wen, who had been silent, suddenly opened his eyes and burst into sharp flashes, "Regarding this, maybe we can let Qin Yueyang explain it himself, after all, simply relying on the fact that his pants are wet cannot be used as evidence at all, and the reason why his pants are wet is the most important thing." ”
"Wait!" I suddenly said as I unbuckled my belt to check what was going on in my pants, "No, it's not my ......."
"Brother Qin, what are you talking about?" Marisa motioned for me to retell what had happened.
"I said, it's not me because my pants are wet, but ...... "The panties are not wet...... "This is a big problem, if I ejaculate something indescribable in my sleep, it must be from the inside out, it is impossible to produce a situation where the pants are wet but the panties are not wet, which means that ...... The only possible source of the liquid that got my pants wet was ...... I was the only one with me at the time...... Reimu Hakurei, either bedwetting or ...... Indescribable......
"Hakurei Reimu, please lift up your skirt and let's take a good look at your fatness. "Wenwen, please don't say it so explicitly, also, put the camera down first, and wait for the material first.
"Well, I'll admit, I dreamed about something, but I can't be blamed for that at the end of the day. At this point, Reimu also let it go, and actually planned to expose himself to die with me, "If it weren't for this guy who kept stabbing me with something when he was sleeping, I wouldn't have become like this." ”
"What are you kidding, I was sleeping that virtuous at the time, how can I still have time to poke ...... You ......" I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have been stabbing when I was dreaming, but it was Wenwen who was stabbing in my dream...... And...... I haven't been poked in...... Could it be that time...... No, no, no, it's impossible to think about it, yes must be an illusion, ahhahaha, illusion, illusion...... Well, I admit not a delusion.
"What, remember?" Reimu felt that he had a great advantage, and decided to come up directly to me, originally, a hundred and eighty population to fight a hundred and twenty people, how can you lose in the case of a flying dragon?
"Nope. "I righteously deny it, joke, your indescribable staining my pants is conclusive evidence, but the fact that I stabbed you is completely unknown to no third person except you and me, and you can't produce the slightest evidence.
"Everything has been figured out. Mei Hong, who had been just joining in the fun, clapped her hands and attracted everyone's attention, "Now that the verdict is announced, Bo Li Lingmeng wants to complete the cleaning of Qin Yueyang's pants and compensate Qin Yueyang for a salted fish as a mental loss fee, and now the court is adjourned." ”
"No, isn't it!" Reimu has a great advantage, Reimu came up, Reimu hit gg, and the chagrined gray and frustrated body bent forward to the ground, as if a random gust of wind could blow her away.
Willing to lose the gamble, Reimu squatted in the yard and washed my pants in humiliation, while I had to stay in the house because I only had my underwear left in my lower body.
"That's okay?" Yakumo Purple leaned out half of her body from the gap next to her, "It seems that her heart is not as awkward as it was at the beginning, are you a disaster to the east?"
"What does it matter, transferring her negative emotions from her own to mine is the ultimate means of comforting. "I don't have a gap, I can only shrink my lower body in the quilt," but this is not a long-term solution, the ghost witch will definitely appear again, at that time, it may not be able to stop her so lucky, this time there was no loss, so Reimu's self-blame is not heavy, and it is easy to draw attention away, but next time ......"
"That's a real problem...... After all, the ghost witch is the product of Reimu's psychological distortion and blackening, and maybe I should find a way to separate her from Reimu's body. Yakumo Zi looked at his palm, "I don't know if I can complete the ...... with my current ability to manipulate the realm" (to be continued.) )