"Hmm.... Wish... Why...."

Li sat down on the toilet seriously, thinking as he pulled Xiang, if it was ordinary contemplation, he might look quite handsome. But this situation, this scene, this sound and this smell..... It's really a stark contrast, although Li is seriously thinking about real and real big things, but his current appearance looks like he is thinking about "what to do if you don't bring paper", or "I'm hungry after pulling Xiang, what are you going to eat later" and so on.

"Forget it, I've never heard the name Hope at all, I can't think of anything. The point is.... He came to me on purpose, for what..."

Li seriously avoided the name "hope" first, and began to think about the reason why the other party found him.

"Is it impossible for me? I had nothing at that time, and the beggars on the roadside probably had more money than I did, and they couldn't have asked me. ”

"me? But.... If I really harbored evil intentions, I should have been cold a long time ago, he had too many opportunities to play me to death... But he didn't, and although the solution was all weird, in general... Still solved the problem. ”

"Is it really like what he said.... Protect me?"

Li seriously thought of this, and involuntarily swallowed his saliva, to be honest, this is the last possibility he wants to believe, because.....

Hey, let's put it this way, if you are slapped in the face hundreds of times by a person, and you are slapped into a pig's head, and then the other party says that he is actually protecting you, you have a strange disease that will die if you don't get pumped.... Do you believe it? That is, the credibility of helping to fight mosquitoes is higher....

"Eh.... Nailed it. ”

Li thought about it seriously, and then found that his stomach didn't hurt anymore, so he turned his head and prepared to take the paper....

Do you think I'm going to write about the cliché story of running out of paper in the toilet? Do I look like such an uncreative person?

Like!

I'm not like! I am!

"...."

Li seriously looked at the empty paper tube beside him and fell into deep despair.

The three sorrows of men, no house, no car, bright forehead, no paper thatched house.... Li seriously took advantage of the two.

"It's okay.... Fortunately, Xu Yunfei came with him, otherwise he would have stopped cooking today..."

Li Zheng suddenly remembered that Xu Yunfei was waiting for him outside, and suddenly rekindled hope.

"Xu Yunfei, Brother Xu, help!"

Li seriously opened his throat and roared, not to mention Xu Yunfei outside the door, even the passers-by downstairs heard it.

Xu Yunfei was taken aback by Li's serious roar, thinking that he was entangled by something like a female ghost in the toilet, so he hurriedly rushed in.

"Brother Li, what's wrong! It's okay!"

Xu Yunfei didn't say a word and kicked open the door of Li Zheng's compartment, and the two looked at each other, and the atmosphere was very serious.

"Something's wrong!"

"What's going on?"

"No paper!"

Li seriously spoke in a sonorous tone, righteous and righteous, and did not feel ashamed at all, nor did he feel that it was a shame for him to squat on the pit arrogantly and say that there was no paper.

"Brother Xu, please!" "The cheeky thing is completely unrelated to Li Zhengyi, and Xu Yunfei is more or less aware of this....

I'll look for it. ”

He kicked the locks of the compartment in a hurry, and you told me there was no paper....

Xu Yunfei held his forehead and reluctantly went out to find paper, while Li Zheng waited patiently.

Time passed minute by minute, five minutes later, Xu Yunfei didn't mean to come back, Li seriously heard that Xu Yunfei had just looked at the other compartments, but he didn't say anything, it should be no paper.

But just then, a man came in.

Li seriously thought it was Xu Yunfei, and just wanted to speak, but the man spoke.

"Eh..... It's ruthless.... I've run out of oil...."

Li seriously hurriedly closed his mouth and slumped.... Isn't this the voice of the Divine Oil King! It seems that he has separated the victory from Mu Xichuan....

Li seriously shouted bad luck in his heart, thinking that there would be a thrilling completion of the task, but he ended up in the same bathroom with the.

"Shhhhh Hemorrhoids are guilty again... It should be better to apply some magic oil. ”

Li seriously heard the door next to him knock, it seemed that the other party was sitting next to him, but that was not the point....

The point is that the hemorrhoids are guilty of applying your grandmother's Indian god oil! There is a hat cake! Do you want to massage your hemorrhoids? Why do you still have special baking oil?! Are all the people in the Friends Association devils!

"Hiss~Whew!Comfortable ♂!"

With the comfortable moaning of the Divine Oil King coming from next door, Li Chengcheng's face turned green.

Painted! Really painted! Are you the devil! The human species can't tolerate you anymore! No wonder you can have such a long and such a dick move! Hey! You yourself are more than anything else!

"Shhhhh Apply more, rub it. ”

"Ahh ”

There was the sound of paper tearing next door!

Li Zheng turned his head sharply, didn't Xu Yunfei read the paper just now.... But even if there is paper, Li seriously will not ask for it, he definitely doesn't want to have anything to do with this god oil monster.

"Shhhh It hurts hotly and walks away. ”

Hemorrhoids apply divine oil, brother! If it doesn't hurt, you will become an immortal!

Li Zhengcheng complained while waiting for the Divine Oil King to leave, he leaned against the wall of the compartment and listened, as the footsteps of the Divine Oil King became farther and farther away, Li Zhengcheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why is Xu Yunfei so slow.... It's been almost twenty minutes..."

Li Zheng was depressed for a while, but he couldn't help it, he couldn't leave without paper....

Another twenty minutes have passed, and Li is about to squat for an hour....

Nima..... What about people? Lao Tzu has no feeling in his legs...."

He gritted his teeth, but he still didn't see Xu Yunfei come back.

"No way....."

Li gritted his teeth seriously, he could feel that his Xiangdu was so dry, it would be fine if he didn't wipe it, but.... After all, the diaphragm should be panicked. It's quite far from the dormitory, and if you don't wipe it clean, you'll go crazy all the way.

So.....

Li seriously lowered his head and looked at the white socks on his feet....

......

Five minutes later....

"Brother Li, I'm back! I've finally bought paper!"

Xu Yunfei's voice finally came from outside the toilet, panting, and seemed to have run a lot.

"Nima, why aren't you late! Lao Tzu is almost done!"

Li Zheng's seven orifices are smoking, why don't you come here until you have already used up your socks! Is it so difficult to find a piece of paper!

Li seriously threw his socks into the trash, then lifted his pants and left.

"Huh, did you wipe it, and what did you wipe it with?"

"Let's not talk about that!

Li seriously looked at Xu Yunfei's sweaty appearance, as if he didn't seem to be pheating himself, but really looked for a long time.

"I went to find paper! I first looked for all the toilets in the area of influence of the Friends Association, but it turned out that there was sandpaper in them, not a single normal toilet paper, I ran out of the Friends Association, and only then did I get a few in the ordinary public toilets...."

Xu Yunfei looked at Li seriously in surprise, his eyes were very subtle.

"Sandpaper?"

Li seriously was stunned suddenly, and without saying a word, he turned his head and walked into the compartment where the Divine Oil King had just stayed, and sure enough, there was a large roll of sandpaper on the back lid of the toilet!

"it!"

Li Zheng ascended to heaven on the spot, Nima! What kind of species are the Friends Association? God oil is applied to hemorrhoids! Sandpaper grinding chrysanthemums! NB Ah! Is this how Nima develops his own limits!

No wonder the God Oil King shouted pain just now!

"So... What do you rub with .... Sand...."

"No, no, no... Socks.... I wiped my socks with them..."

Li seriously denied it immediately, if he was misunderstood, he wiped his butt with sandpaper.... The door of the Friendship Association was completely open to him....

The atmosphere between the two fell into a subtle ... They all didn't say a word, and silently walked out of the building of the Friends Association....

"Uh.... Going to eat?"

Li Zheng couldn't stand the embarrassment and took the initiative to break the silence.

"Okay... What to eat? I don't have enough credits... I'm going to do a mission this week, so let's find a cheap place first..."

By this time, it was already dark, and the street lamps on the side of the street were dimly lit, and the two of them just walked around the academy, looking for a place to eat.

In the end, after learning that Xu Yunfei only had one credit, Li Zheng decisively took him to the place where he had dinner with Zhang Xian before.

Night wine.

It was Li who seriously invited guests and had a good meal.

By the way, Li seriously also introduced Xu Yunfei to the boss, saying that he is very strong, and he can find him for any hunting tasks in the future.

The boss smiled and assured that for him, the stronger the hunter, the better the ingredients, so why not?

"Thanks, Brother Li. ”

Xu Yunfei is naturally very grateful, his image is to take the initiative to find a task, and no one is willing to entrust it, if it weren't for Li's serious introduction, I'm afraid it would be really troublesome.

I owe a serious favor again.