Do handymen?

Fang Zhengzhi glanced at Pingyang with great disdain, and let out a light snort in his nose, if he wanted to let himself go to Pingyang Mansion to do miscellaneous labor, it would be impossible in the next life.

"Okay, I agree to do a chorre in your house!" Fang Zhengzhi agreed very happily after humming.

"Huh?!"

Pingyang and Nine Emperor Prince Lin Yun let out an exclamation almost at the same time.

Because, Fang Zheng's words, not to mention that the Nine Emperors couldn't believe it, even Pingyang himself couldn't believe it at all, and he couldn't react at all at once, this shameless guy really agreed to be a miscellaneous servant?

"You...... Agreed?" Pingyang reconfirmed with a surprised expression.

"Yes, I agreed!" Fang Zhengzhi nodded affirmatively.

"Hahaha...... Fang Zhengzhi, I didn't think you would have today, hahaha......" When Pingyang heard this, he finally let out a hearty laugh, almost laughing back to his breath.

"Hahaha, yes, I have today. Fang Zhengzhi was also laughing.

And Lin Yun, the Nine Emperor Princes, looked at Fang Zhengzhi and then at Pingyang, and always felt that something seemed to be wrong, would Fang Zhengzhi really agree to this request?

After Pingyang laughed for a while, he found that Fang Zhengzhi was also laughing, so he couldn't laugh a little.

"What are you laughing at, and you're still so happy to be a handyman?" Pingyang's clear eyes flickered, and there was obviously some confusion on his face.

"Of course I'm happy, the miscellaneous servants in Pingyang Mansion are not something that anyone can do. Fang Zhengcheng answered Pingyang's question very sincerely.

"Do you really think so?" Pingyang was a little unconvinced.

"Yes. Fang Zheng nodded straightly.

"Hahaha...... Okay, then I'll appoint you as my Pingyang Mansion's handyman, and now I'll go back to the Mansion with Princess Ben!" Pingyang saw Fang Zhengzhi nodding, and finally couldn't help but laugh again.

However, Fang Zhengzhi didn't even move.

Just continue to sip tea.

"What's the matter, do you want to regret it?" Pingyang looked at Fang Zheng's expression, and his heart was a little drumming, and then. added another sentence: "If you don't use miscellaneous labor, you won't borrow the purple electric oolong horse if you kill it!"

"Would someone as honest as me go back on it?" Fang Zhengcheng smiled disdainfully.

"Then why haven't you returned home with Princess Ben?" Pingyang asked rhetorically.

"Anyway, I'm also a dignified fourth-rank sword envoy, if I go to your Pingyang Mansion like this to be a handyman, what will others think?" Fang Zhengzhi also asked rhetorically.

"If anyone dares to talk nonsense, Princess Ben will cut out his tongue!" Pingyang crossed his waist with a proud expression on his face.

"Sister, what Lord Fang said is indeed a problem, as the minister of Zhengsi Pin, he went to Pingyang Mansion to be a handyman like this. Something is wrong. Although Nine Emperor Prince Lin Yun didn't know what Fang Zheng was thinking, at this time, he still knew what to say.

"Then what are you going to do?" Pingyang pursed his lips and looked at Fang Zhengzhi.

"I have to sign a document first to prove that I voluntarily went to Pingyang Mansion to serve as a handyman for ten days, so that there is evidence, and others will not talk nonsense. Fang Zhengzhi said with an innocent face.

"Sign a paperwork?" Pingyang thought that Fang Zhengzhi would use this to put forward any conditions, but he didn't expect to say that he wanted to sign a paperwork, which was simply jumping into the fire pit by himself: "Okay, good." Then hurry up and sign the paperwork!"

"Lord Fang, do you really want to sign?" Nine Emperor Prince Lin Yun looked at Fang Zhengzhi, also a little incredulous.

In his heart, Fang Zhengzhi should be to deceive Pingyang. Wait until the purple electric oolong horse is in hand, and then immediately pat his ass and leave, but now, Fang Zhengzhi proposed to sign the paperwork.

Isn't this asking for trouble for yourself?

"Of course. There is no basis for words, but words are based on evidence!" Fang Zhengzhi looked calm.

"Hahaha...... Okay, come on. Someone!" Pingyang immediately jumped up and rushed out with an excited face.

After a while, a maid ran in with the four treasures of the study, and after putting them on the tea table, she respectfully saluted Pingyang, the Nine Emperor Princes and Fang Zhengzhi, and then retreated.

Fang Zhengzhi was not polite, picked up the pen and was ready to write, but the pen hung in the air for a while, but it never fell on the pen.

"What's the matter?" Pingyang said in surprise.

"It's okay to be a handyman, but I have a few conditions that you have to agree. Fang Zhengzhi put the pen down unhurriedly and continued to drink tea leisurely.

"You say!"

"First, I have to have a separate house, I can't live with anyone else, this house has to be spacious, tidy, and elegant......"

"Stop, I'll give you a separate courtyard!" Pingyang directly interrupted Fang Zhengzhi's words, with a generous face.

"Okay!" Fang Zhengzhi nodded his satisfaction and continued: "When the handyman has to be paid, my salary is not much, one thousand taels of silver a day, ten days is ten thousand taels, this must be settled on the same day." ”

"Yes, as you said, a thousand taels a day!" Pingyang agreed again without thinking about it.

And the Nine Emperor Princes sitting next to him were sweating on his forehead, this is really looking for a handyman? This is looking for grandpa, right? How can a handyman be paid a thousand taels a day, and he has to live in a separate courtyard?

However, Binh Duong has no opinion, so he naturally has no opinion.

And......

The most important thing is that Fang Zhengcheng still went to Pingyang Mansion to be a handyman for him, this kindness is in front of him, and he can't spoil Fang Zhengzhi's plan.

As for Binh Duong, will you care about silver?

Of course not, what she cares about is that after Fang Zheng goes straight into Pingyang Mansion, how should she play?

Dare to be disobedient......

Whip waiting!

As long as Fang Zheng went straight into Pingyang Mansion, then everything was not up to her?

"Thirdly, I've got to have my own time, you know, I'm going to take the temple exams soon, and I've got to take some time out to read. ”

"Okay, I'll give you two hours a day. ”

"Fourth, I'm still ......"

"Okay, I promised!"

"Fifth ......"

"All agreed! What conditions do you have, this princess agrees to everything, is there any problem now?" Pingyang looked at Fang Zhengzhi and was about to continue, and finally waved his hand a little impatiently.

"No problem, but I'll have to write them down one by one, or you'll not admit it then. Where am I going to cry out for injustice?" Fang Zhengzhi expressed his final opinion.

"Write!" Pingyang nodded generously, and at the same time added in his heart: "Even if you write it all, when you enter Pingyang Mansion, you will have nowhere to shout grievances!"

"Okay, now that the conditions have been negotiated, there must be a witness. Fang Zhengzhi said as he looked at the Nine Emperor Princes, Lin Yun.

Nine Emperor Prince Lin Yun was beside him with his tongue shutting his tongue, and when he heard Fang Zheng's words, he immediately nodded: "I am willing to be this witness." ”

Binh Duong, of course, has no opinion.

So, the rest seemed to fall into place.

It didn't take long for Fang Zhengzhi to start drafting the paperwork. A full page was written, followed by the second page, the third page, until Pingyang began to doze off, and Fang Zhengzhi finally finished writing.

"Okay, I'm done, do you want to take a look?" Fang Zhengzhi nodded with satisfaction, and handed a thick stack of paperwork to Pingyang.

"Don't read it, just sign it!" Pingyang didn't think about it, so he signed his name directly at the end.

Forthwith. The Nine Emperors also wrote the word Lin Yun on the back of the witness.

A stack of documents was handed to Fang Zhengzhi again, and Pingyang was waiting for Fang Zhengzhi to sign with anticipation, as long as Fang Zhengzhi signed, this paper document would take effect immediately.

But. Fang Zhengzhi is obviously not in a hurry.

"That, you won't regret what we said was good, right?" Fang Zhengzhi glanced at Pingyang again with some hesitation.

"How is that possible? Is I Pingyang that kind of person?" Pingyang immediately patted his chest, and his tone was sure as if he really didn't have any scheming.

"Then why don't you lend the Purple Electric Oolong Horse to His Royal Highness the Nine Emperor Princes?" Fang Zheng looked at the Nine Emperor Princes Lin Yun next to him, and seemed to be a little worried.

"It's simple. Brother Jiu, with this token, you can go to Pingyang Mansion to take away the Zidian Oolong Pony now!" Pingyang casually took out a golden token from his arms. It was handed to the Nine Emperor Princes, Lin Yun.

Nine Emperor Prince Lin Yun was excited and ready to arrest him.

However, it was a no-brainer.

"Wait a minute, I almost fell for you!" Pingyang took the token back at once, and then pointed to the paperwork: "You have to sign before giving the token!"

"Good!" Fang Zhengcheng did not have any doubts, and quickly signed his name on the paperwork.

Pingyang picked up the paperwork and looked at it, and after making sure that Fang Zhengzhi wrote his name, he finally put his mind at ease.

"Hahaha...... Fang Zhengzhi, this princess has finally waited for today!" Pingyang smiled extremely happily, and the token in his hand was also directly thrown into the hands of Lin Yun, the ninth prince.

Nine Emperor Prince Lin Yun took the token, but he didn't seem too happy, but glanced at Fang Zhengzhi guiltily: "Lord Fang, I have wronged you." ”

"Don't be aggrieved, not aggrieved at all, His Royal Highness the Nine Emperor Princes hurry up and take out the purple electric oolong horse. Fang Zheng waved his hand straight, looking disapproving.

The Nine Emperor Princes, Lin Yun, didn't say anything more, and quickly walked out of the private room.

He was really afraid that Pingyang would regret it.

......

In the private room.

Looking at each other, Pingyang had a smug smile on his face.

And Fang Zhengzhi sat quietly drinking tea, and then called the maid and served a few large snacks, anyway, someone gave silver, and he couldn't be too polite to Pingyang.

Pingyang didn't have any anger because of Fang Zheng's actions: "Eat, eat, eat, when you're full, this princess will definitely let you know how good 'fun' Pingyang Mansion is!"

A quarter of an hour passed.

Half an hour passed.

Fang Zhengzhi still didn't make any movement.

Pingyang finally got a little impatient: "Hey, you've been eating early for half an hour, and you haven't finished eating yet?"

"Huh, have you been eating it for so long? Okay...... Then I'll go first. Fang Zheng patted his buttocks, and then looked at the red sun that had slowly risen outside the window, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Where are you going? Aren't you going to Pingyang Mansion with me?" Pingyang looked at Fang Zhengzhi and was about to leave, and suddenly became a little anxious.

"Why did I want to go to Pingyang Mansion with you?" Fang Zhengzhi looked at Pingyang with a puzzled expression.

"What's the matter? You want to cheat, the documents have been signed, and the ninth brother testifies, you are now a miscellaneous servant in my Pingyang Mansion, of course you want to go back to Pingyang Mansion with me!"

"Oh...... By the way, speaking of paperwork, you now owe me a small courtyard, as well as 10,000 taels of silver, as well as two sets of high-quality study four treasures, and ......" Fang Zhengzhi said as he counted the conditions on the paperwork.

"Wait, of course this princess will give you these things, but you have to go to my Pingyang Mansion as a handyman first. Binh Duong argues with reason.

"Why?" Fang Zheng asked rhetorically.

"Because you signed the paperwork!"

"That's right. ”

"Then you're not going with me?"

"Why are you leaving?"

"You...... Because you signed the paperwork!"

"So what?"

"It's written very clearly in black and white, you came to my Pingyang Mansion to be a handyman for ten days, do you still want to play tricks?"

"How can I be such an honest person?" Fang Zheng waved his hand, and then pointed to the document in Pingyang's hand: "Are you sure it says that I came to your Pingyang Mansion as a handyman for ten days?"

Pingyang's face changed slightly, and then, he immediately opened the document and took a serious look, it was indeed very clear that Fang Zhengzhi was completely voluntary, and sincerely requested to enter the great Pingyang Mansion to learn how to become a glorious handyman......

"That's right!" Pingyang affirmed.

"What's written on that?"

"Write that you are going to my Pingyang Mansion to learn how to be a glorious handyman!"

"Really? I'll take a look. Fang Zhengzhi picked up the document and looked at it again, his hand still touched the paperwork, and then handed it back to Pingyang's hand: "It only said that I asked to enter the great Pingyang Mansion to study." ”

"How can you ......" Pingyang's mouth opened wide in the middle of his words.

Because, after the study of the paperwork, I don't know when there will be an extra full stop.

"I'm sorry, I changed my mind again, I don't really want to go to your Pingyang Mansion to study, so I'll go first!" Fang Zhengzhi waved his hand at Pingyang, and ran away with a smoke.

Pingyang stared blankly at the document that had changed its content, and the whole person couldn't react.

"Fang Zhengzhi!"

I don't know how long it took, but the roar of Pingyang that almost resounded throughout the entire Yanjing City finally sounded in the Xianglou.

And Fang Zhengzhi walked leisurely on the streets of Yanjing City: "The depth of literature is broad and profound! This kind of punctuation mark that even elementary school students can do in our world, can it be difficult for me?"

Of course, in order to make everything logical, Fang Zhengzhi hollowed out his mind and arranged a series of traps, from taking the initiative to write a document to seriously negotiating conditions.

It's like haggling for something, the more difficult it is for the boss, the more the customer thinks he's taking advantage.

If there are no such processes.

It's really a bit risky to try to fool Binh Duong.

"I heard that there will be a hunting in the hunting ground in the eastern suburbs tomorrow?" Fang Zhengzhi looked up at the blue sky, and then touched the sun-shooting bow in his arms: "Just try this bow!" (To be continued.) )