Chapter 1010 Big Iron Stick Hospital, stabbing the director
"Listen to what you say...... I want to hit your stomach hard. "I feel like today must be my lucky day.,Such an interesting thing can be encountered.,Forced **play or something.,I haven't played it for a long time.,The last time I played this, it still seemed to be ...... Ahh......h I can't remember who I'm playing with, tsk...... Should I ...... I had a lot of girlfriends back then, right? That would be miserable...... But think about it...... I didn't seem to be just ......
"Hey, you don't really plan to do that, do you! your expression is so scary!" Qing'e's hysterical shout interrupted my thoughts, "Don't make trouble, master...... Get me out first!"
"Oh...... Oh, yes...... Eh, no, let me ask you first, why are you stuck here?" Qing'e got stuck, of course, because the chisel through the wall was broken, but ...... Why did she have to go through the walls in such a place? There was nothing but a warehouse full of rice and wheat and potatoes, and the warehouse was built according to Gensokyo's military standards, so that the supplies would not spoil and would not breed rats or other pests, and they were the product of the same period as the crop greenhouses, needless to say, they were all credited to them.
"Uh...... This ......" was originally a casual question, but Qing'e actually began to look at him left and right, her eyes began to roll around, she has not changed this habit for so many years, and her long-winded eyes are unnatural when she lies, "That...... All right...... Actually, the temple can't open the pot, so I came over to order some food or something...... It is not I who has commanded the Son of God...... Belch...... Master, aren't you going to be angry?"
"Of course not. My tone was as soft as a spring breeze, and my expression was gentle enough to make me want to vomit, but fortunately there were no mirrors here, "Why am I angry?
"Whew...... That's good, that's good...... I thought it was ...... Eh, where are you going? Hey, hey, what are you doing on the other side of the wall!" Huo Qing'e panicked when she saw me walking towards the warehouse gate, especially when she saw me pick up the big iron stick on the side of the gate.
"Hmm...... Thickness is just right. "What a good stick...... Really ...... "Stealing, huh, remember the rules when I taught you spells? I'm going to poke you in the ass today...... Don't beat it into eight petals!"
"Master, are you kidding again...... Hey, hey, hey, stop!Yamei Butterfly !!" Qing'e hurriedly began to beg for mercy, but it was too late, and the big iron stick was aimed at Qing'e's little butt and poked it...... I hit it, and then Duang's bounce back, oh, it's still as bouncy as it was back then...... Eh, why do I know? "Pain!!! master, you bastard! I'm going to hire a lawyer! I'm going to sue you! It's obscenity! I'm telling you! You're committing a crime! You're going to be punished by the law! Help! Help!"
Ten minutes passed.
"Alas...... The family is unfortunate...... I didn't see you as someone who could steal things...... You're a big bad. I threw away the big iron rod, returned to the front of Qing'e, and put on a posture of hating iron but not steel, "I knew this was the case, how could I have accepted you as an apprentice back then?"
"Fart, you can ......" Qing'e's face was flushed, and white steam kept bubbling from her head, "Do you dare to say that you didn't accept me as an apprentice because you saw that I was beautiful and wanted to take the opportunity to rub some oil?" Do you dare to swear that you didn't think about me ♂ back then!"
"......," I twisted my face to the side, ah, the weather was so nice, "well, even if I was thinking about it at the beginning, I didn't end up doing nothing...... At the last time, I was also a righteous bad bad, much better than you, Qing'e was a big bad bad. ”
"Okay, you have to answer me, why did you disappear?"
That's a good question. I picked up the chisel that pierced the wall on the ground and turned it in my hand, "I investigated your experience, so I gave up, I don't want to end up like Huo Heng." ”
"So you're going to do the other way around, and leave me before I drop you? You're a bastard. ”
"I never said I wasn't, though I can't remember, but before that...... I've definitely been through something else and I don't want to be left behind again, so ...... No...... It had nothing to do with that, but at that time...... What the hell did I go through?" It was more than a thousand years ago, before the Lunar War, and I have reason to believe that I had been active on Earth at that time, but where exactly did I go...... "But well, I did not do a little ...... I apologize to you. ”
"Forgive you, let me out now. ”
I thrust the chisel through the wall back into Qing'e's hair, huh...... I always feel like I'm going to want to be crooked.
"Whew...... It's finally out...... Oops, forgot to bring the rice out with me. Finally got out of the predicament, Qing'e remembered that her goal had not been achieved, "Hey, is there a way to eat rice for free......"
"Yes, for example...... "A group of immortals, mixed into this situation, I don't know what to say, the Son of Heaven is so much, at least it's not because of hunger...... Well, she had ...... I remember the last time she ran away from home and forgot to wear a hat, and as a result, she gnawed all the turf at the entrance of the Red Devil Pavilion, and was almost skewered into a sheep's kidney by Sakiya, "This is for you, go to the people to make a record, you can get a share of supplies every month, although it is not much, but it should be enough, and you yourself can't work hard at all." ”
"It's so hurtful...... But...... That's a good thing...... How to beat up...... How about repaying you?" Qing'e took the quota card from my hand, "Help you replenish the demon?"
"Poof!! I squirted a mouthful of old blood on the ground.
"Don't get so excited...... That's it, you've thought about it, come and turn over my brand......" Qing'e left an inexplicable sentence, and ran away as soon as she passed through the wall, leaving me in a daze with the sun in the same place.
"Woooooooooo......oo The CBA is out, is there anyone still going to draw the Ministry of Execution?" The ringtone from the communication helped me complete the soul recovery, and this ringtone was ...... "What's the matter, Kaguya?"
"Are you free?"
"I'm sorry, I'm going to help take care of the kids. ”
"Terakoya?"
"That's right. ”
"I'm going over now. ”
"Huh?"
"It's boring at home, and I can't look down on any kind of teammates now after working with you. ”
"Hey, hey, I sold you last time in Manhattan. ”
"I can't die...... And I had a lot of fun that time. ”
"Well, whatever you want, but there's nothing you can do in the temple house. ”
"Perhaps, but who knows. ”
"Are you really Kaguya?"
"Do you have any misunderstanding about me? I do like to stay at home, but I had a lot of people chasing me. ”
"Ah...... That's actually ......."