Chapter Twenty-Five: Heads-up!
This girl looks very kawaii, with a burgundy pear blossom wavy hairstyle, a small round face, and her skin is extraordinarily white, wearing a cartoon penguin jumpsuit, and she is looking at our brother with two big watery eyes at the moment.
Her eyes were extraordinarily bright and pure, spotless as if they were newborns, and all three of us were embarrassed for a moment.
"What, old girl! Here's the thing, we thoughtβ" Wang Xing got up from his seat with a blushing face and explained, "Yes, beauty! We were indeed robbed, and we were beaten! Look at my face..." Xie Zeyong stepped on Wang Xing's upper, pretending to be pitiful and nodding his head.
"Uh... You look so bad and anyone dares to bully you?" The girl's face was full of puzzlement, and then she handed him the Coke in her hand, "It's not your fault that you look bad, ah no, it's not your fault that you look special, you can drink this Coke..."
"Looks bad... These words are infinitely magnified in my mind, I resisted the urge to be suffocated from internal injuries, and after saying thank you to the girl with both hands in his fists, I quickly escaped from KFC with Xie Zeyong with one hand and Wang Xing with the other.
After running out of the door, Wang Xing and I couldn't control it anymore, squatted on the ground and laughed "haha", "Northeast Wu Yanzu, my brother Yong in society, I heard the girl's evaluation of you just now, hahaha..."
"You two know a basket, and my sister paper means that I look distinctive!" Xie Ze had the courage to kick me and Wang Xing's ass respectively.
"It's been a long time since I've seen such a pure little sister paper, she looks like my first love, no... I'm falling! Labor and management are beginning to believe in love again!" Xie Zeyong turned around and looked at her with endless aftertaste, "I have to go and ask her for a mobile phone number, in case she happens to be short of a partner..."
"If you want your sister, don't harm other people's little girls!" Wang Xing grabbed Xie Zeyong's arm and pulled it back, "Didn't you look at the watch that people were wearing just now, Longines! At least a thousand dollars, you can't afford this kind of canary." β
"What are you doing?" Xie Zeyong dug out his ears and holes.
"Forget it, your IQ is only suitable for rice planting! Let's go, let's go, go to the wholesale market..."Wang Xing looked at Xie Zeyong speechlessly, and beckoned me to prepare to leave.
How do you know that we were just about to leave, and the girl paper actually walked out of KFC just now, "Look, this is fate!" Xie Zeyong shook off Wang Xing's hand and beckoned to the little girl, "Hi~"
The girl nodded at us with a sweet smile on her face, and then got into a "Honda" van parked on the side of the road, and the Honda drove away.
"Damn!" Xie Zeyong jumped up directly, and spat at the Honda that was leaving at great speed, "Green tea, no! Coke... Woo, labor and management don't believe in love anymore. β
"Look at it, what did I say? You can't afford to raise such a canary, the Honda Odyssey is only about 300,000 yuan, can you afford it? Man, you have to put your career first! It is a serious matter for you to hurry up and return the small three-wheeler you borrowed today!" Wang Xing patted Xie Zeyong on the shoulder, looking like an old master.
"Behind every successful man there is a woman, do you know what it means?" Xie Zeyong pulled his messy hairstyle twice, sniffled and looked at me and Wang Xing.
"What do you mean?" Wang Xing and I shook our heads.
"The reason why labor and management are not successful is because there are no women! Xie Zeyong lit a cigarette in annoyance, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and looked sad.
"Silly dick..."Wang Xing jumped up and a "fried chestnut" bounced on Xie Zeyong's head, turned around and ran...
"Ouch, my little temper!" Xie Zeyong chased after him, and the two frolicked and scuffled together, I looked at this pair of living treasures from behind, and suddenly felt that it was really good to have two bosom friends.
After wandering around the wholesale market for a while, I chose a pair of imitation diamond earrings with small crosses for Wang Qian, and spent them on eighty oceans, which made me very unhappy that such a pair of gadgets were so expensive.
At this time, Wang Qian also happened to call, saying that she was waiting at the gate of our school, and Xie Zeyong, a special eldest brother, asked Wang Qian to report the name of the hotel directly.
After hanging up the phone, Xie Zeyong raised his eyebrows, looked at me with a wicked smile and said, "Brother Bao, you have to seize the opportunity, Goddess Qian specially asked me to take you over, Wang Qian's family is quite rich, and the looks are not bad, you think about it..."
"Uh..." I coughed a little embarrassed, not knowing how to answer.
"If it weren't for her ex-boyfriend being friends with me, I would have used this sister paper a long time ago, and it would be a sin not to force her to pass in front of the door!
"Brother Yong, actually I don'tβ" I opened my mouth to explain.
"Kangzi, what are you talking about with a duck man who has nothing but sexual fantasies for a day, let's go, take a taxi to eat. Wang Xing's eyes were blank, and Xie Zeyong stretched out his hand to stop a taxi.
"Hey, I'll go, be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, Bao Bao is so shy, when will he be able to overthrow Qianqian, big brother is teaching him experience. Xie Zeyong jumped into the taxi as if he was a monkey, still chattering at me, and at the same time did not forget to explain to the taxi driver, "Imperial Park Hotel." β
Wang Xing glanced at Xie Zeyong, covered his mouth and snickered, "I'd rather fight with someone who understands, and don't say a word to a fool." β
"Isn't it to give you face? Spray me all day long, and if you have the ability, I'll get out of the car and do a fight! I don't believe I can't cure you!" Xie Zeyong was completely angry, stretched out his hand and pointed at Wang Xing and shouted.
"Just do it, who are you scaring about?" Wang Xing's face also turned cold, and he pouted at Xie Zeyong with disdain.
I saw that the two of them were really anxious, and hurriedly dissuaded, "Brother Xing, Brother Yong, stop making trouble! It's just a joke, no..."
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!" the two of them scolded me together, and neither of us spoke again, and the atmosphere in the car was a little awkward.
Several times I wanted to speak, but when I saw that they both had drooping faces, I didn't know what to say, and finally arrived at the destination, before the car stopped, Xie Zeyong jumped out of the car, pointed at Wang Xing and shouted, "Come on, come on, get down!"
"What are you afraid of?" Wang Xing also slammed the door and ran down, for fear that the two of them would really fight, so I hurriedly settled the money and ran between them to stop them.
"Kangzi, don't worry about it!" Wang Xing pushed me away with a serious face.
"Woo Bao, watch the excitement on the side! Look at me abusing this pretending to be a shit. Xie Zeyong also pushed me to the side with a cold face, and pointed to Wang Xingdao, "Whoever wants to be special Laipi is Wang Ba! I'll count one, two, and three at the same time." β
"One... Two... Three..."After Xie Zeyong finished counting, a scene that made me cry and laugh appeared, the two teasers actually raised one arm at the same time and shouted loudly, "Rock, scissors, paper..."
As a result, Wang Xing's "stone", Xie Zeyong's "cloth", Xie Zeyong beat his chest and laughed, "Stupid, right?
"Don't talk nonsense, admit punishment if you lose!" Wang Xing interrupted Xie Zeyong impatiently, stretched his head towards him, and then saw Xie Zeyong jump up, throw off his arms and flick Wang Xing's forehead fiercely, Wang Xing's tears of pain almost fell.
"Damn, is this the two of you going head-to-head?" I glared at them.
"Yes, what do you think?" Wang Xing had red eyes, covered his head, and looked like he was about to cry.
"You don't think we're going to fight, do you?" Xie Zeyong also raised his head from the side.
I was simply defeated by these two great gods, and I let out a long breath, and the big stone in my heart finally fell.
At this time, I saw Wang Qian jumping out of the "Imperial Capital Hotel" opposite, "Hey, why don't you go in when you come." β
Wang Qian wore a red one-piece long down jacket, which just showed her proud figure, and she didn't wear heavy makeup on her face, looking as delicate as a leading girl.