It was a Saturday morning two months ago, and the hour hand had just pointed to eight o'clock, and Tian Mimi was still lying on her back in bed and falling asleep.

According to her habit, if she doesn't sleep until three o'clock in the morning, her whole body is sore, and she won't get up.

The sky is big, and the sleep is the biggest.

Going to bed late and waking up late is the real purpose of her moving out of the house and being independent.

Suddenly, a loud male voice came in from outside the room.

"Get up and eat!"

At first, Tian Mimi didn't care.

She thought it was her father who lived in the old city who brought her love breakfast, and snorted twice with her eyes closed, indicating that she heard it.

Then, roll over and go back to sleep.

As a result, the voice suddenly exploded in her ears: "Don't sleep, it's time to get up!"

The sound was sudden and deafening.

Tian Mimi's heart was so frightened that she almost lost her breath.

Frightened, Tian Mimi opened her eyes angrily and got up to accuse her father of murdering her daughter. The rhetoric is in a fixed format that has been used for more than 10 years: "Scared me to death, why don't you have another belt and inherit your broken carpenter's workshop?"

But Tian Mimi, who sat up, opened her mouth and didn't say anything.

Because it woke her up—

It's not her dad Tian Dali at all!

It's a smooth braised egg.

No, the boiled egg is staring at her!

I'll go, what kind of world is this, braised eggs can become essence—— this is Tian Mimi's first reaction.

Look carefully, what kind of marinated egg essence is this? He is clearly a bald man with no beard, eyebrows, or even eyelashes.

Could it be???

………

……

…

Burglary!

It's too late, it's too soon.

Tian Mimi turned over, got under the bed, and cowered inside.

After patting her chest to calm herself, Tian Mimi shouted out of the bed quite angrily:

"Big brother, only harmony can make money!"

"Let's be kind, just talk and don't do anything! I have anything at home that you can see, just take it, you're welcome. It's a welcome gift from me, little sister. ”

Uncle Robber: "What are you doing under the bed? It's all gray and dirty." ”

"Get out of here!"

The robber uncle seemed to be caught off guard by Tian Mimi's operation, and he didn't know what to do, so he coaxed her to crawl out from under the bed.

Tian Mimi: "Big brother, you are short of money now, borrow some money from me to turnover, that is a normal interaction between friends." No problem!"

"But now at the beginning of the month, I'm short on cash, and I really don't have any extra money. ”

"But the mobile phone at my bedside and the computer on the desk are all new this year, so it's not a problem to change them. ”

"You open it up. ”

Seeing that Tian Mimi was unmoved, the robber uncle was a little anxious.

"You can't get out?"

Tian Mimi: "Big brother, I said it so clearly, why are you still holding on to me like this?"

"It's the end of the month, and I've really run out of money! Otherwise, you and you come in a week, and I'll keep all of my salary for you next month. ”

Tian Mimi refused to come out, and the robber uncle was not a vegetarian, so he squatted down, stretched out his hand to the bottom of the bed, grabbed Tian Mimi's ankle, and dragged him out of the bed.

Tian Mimi's strength is small and she can't break free.

After a while, she was facing up and dragged out from under the bed by the robber's uncle.

Tian Mimi, who had lost the protection of the bed floor, was slightly panicked, but quickly calmed down.

She patted the dust under the bed, stood up, and continued to wrestle with the robber uncle.

"Big brother, I'm the most empathetic. ”

"When I grow up so big, I never report someone cheating in the examination room, I never bargain when I encounter a black person in the car, and I give money to the fake beggar at the train station. ”

"Because I know that the world is difficult, life is not easy, and it is fate that everyone can meet. Who doesn't have a problem?"

"You can take the things at home boldly, just when I have a good relationship between the two of us. ”

Tian Mimi's tongue is lotus, and it is to make friends and make good fate, which is called one set after another. In fact, she had already made up her mind that she would run as long as the robbers let their guard down.

So her mouth was moving, and her eyes weren't idle. As he spoke, he searched for the best escape route, thinking that he would run away when he found an opportunity.

It's okay not to look at it.

When I saw it, I was terrified!

Strange, how did the room get bigger?

This bed......

This ......

This private ......

This decoration ......

This......

This............

This..................

It's not your own room at all!

[This is not a robbery, this is a kidnapping!]

[In general kidnapping cases, if the meat ticket sees the kidnapper's face, the mortality rate is as high as 100%. 】

Thinking of this stubble, Tian Mimi swallowed and foamed, immediately changed her mind and began to pretend to be blind.

"Big brother, don't look at my big eyes, I'm quite smart. Actually, I'm highly myopic. ”

"No glasses, 5 meters...... No, there is no distinction between humans and animals within 1 meter. It's completely blind. ”

"I can't even tell if you're male or female, fat or thin, really!"

"Wife, what's wrong with you today?"

The kidnapper's uncle looked at Tian Mimi with a strange expression: "Talking nonsense, did you go to bed last night and didn't close the window, and you had a fever?"

"What did you just call me?"

Tian Mimi also looked at the robber uncle with a strange expression. I thought I must have been overly frightened, and I actually started to hallucinate.

Uncle kidnapper: "Wife!"

"Wife, are you alright?

After speaking, the robber uncle took two steps forward and reached out to probe Tian Mimi's forehead.

His move frightened Tian Mimi took two steps back, and her two small fists swirled wildly in front of her chest, like an unweaned cat showing its claws to a tiger.

"Don't come here, if you come, my mother will fight with you. ”

Uncle kidnapper: "Wife, I'm not a bad person, I'm your husband!"

"Are you really burned?"

"I don't even know my husband anymore?"

Uncle kidnapper's "husband" was about to blow up Tian Mimi.

As soon as her temper rose, she couldn't care about her strategy of showing weakness and taking the opportunity to escape, and her tone was particularly impulsive.

"Burn, burn you big-headed ghost!"

"The old lady is not your wife. ”

"The old lady doesn't know you at all!"

"Okay, you don't know me. ”

Uncle kidnappers were not angry, and asked in a gentle tone: "Then what do you know your name?"

Tian Mimi: "My name is Tian Mimi!"

Uncle kidnapper: "How old is this year?"

Tian Mimi: "25. ”

"I said, what the hell are you trying to do? to give me a census?"

Seeing that the kidnapper's uncle seemed to be able to speak, Tian Mimi suddenly forgot about her kidnapping situation, and she was actually a little impatient.

Hearing Tian Mimi's angry answer, the kidnapper's uncle breathed a sigh of relief.

He turned and walked over to the dresser, took a hand-held mirror and placed it on the floor. Then, consciously take two steps back.

"Why don't you look in the mirror first? ”

Tian Mimi didn't know what medicine Uncle kidnapper's gourd was selling, but no matter what, it was good to have something in her hand to defend herself.

She squatted down quickly, grabbed the handle of the mirror and got up, the mirror was held high by her, a small wooden mirror, and it was hard to glow with the momentum of a kitchen knife.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

Tian Mimi held the wooden mirror and said to the kidnapper's uncle.

Uncle kidnappers smiled flatteringly at Tian Mimi, pointing to the wooden mirror.

"Look in the mirror!"

That's a strange request!

But this is the home of the robber uncle after all, although he behaves well and speaks. But who knows if he's really good at talking? What if a disagreement suddenly erupts?

Tian Mimi's eyes purred, and she decided to do what he said to see what kind of reputation she was doing.

I saw Tian Mimi's left hand turned over, the mirror side facing inward, and raised the mirror to the direction of nine o'clock on the left side of her face. can not only beware of the sudden outburst of the kidnapper's uncle, but also the corner of his eye can scan the mirror.

I only heard a "thump".

The mirror was thrown to the ground.

Tian Mimi pointed to the mirror on the ground with a frightened face, and said incoherently: "Demon ...... Youkai!"