"Come on, do you think you smell better than mine? I covered my nose and took advantage of it, "Anyway, I'm almost there, or are you going to wait until you get back to your house?" ”

"If you say your mom again, I'll beat you to death!" Kazami Yuka is not a person who will suffer easily, now it's okay, I became my mother's father, so, a paradox arises, is it me who crossed or my mother crossed?

Embarrassed back to the other side of the house, fortunately no one is there, otherwise it will be a big shame, the previous trap and the full of vomit in it have not been dealt with, I and Yuxiang have made up our minds to find an opportunity to throw the stupid rabbit of Emperor Inaba into it, let her also have a sour day trip, that's right, a day trip, the time of the tour is less than a day is not allowed to come out.

"Get out of the way, this is my house, I want to wash it first!" However, after arriving home, a bigger problem came again, for the convenience of my house (mainly popping), there was only one bathroom, and there were several of them, all of which I changed to a simple toilet, in this case, the order is very problematic, "You are a foreign villain to the back of the line!"

", I don't want to think about why I've become this bird! It's not because you're throwing up! I'll wash it first! You leave me alone!"

Tweet, tweet, ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed, half an hour passed.

"Alright, stop arguing!" An angry voice suddenly resounded throughout the room, "Why don't you two wash together!You two have now summoned all the flies in Gensokyo, how do you want me to clean it!" Heatham directly used her authority to control a group of wanderers to push the two of us into the bathroom without saying anything, and then locked the door from the outside, and covered it with an energy shield, it seems that he didn't want us to go out.

“OK，hatever。 "I shrugged my shoulders and began to undress, anyway, sooner or later I have to wash, as for being looked at twice, I have long been used to this kind of thing, the chaos clothes have long been automatically cleaned, but the rest of my body is not good, I put the chaos clothes on the side of the clean basket, and began to disarm the rest of my body, underwear and underwear, autumn clothes and autumn pants, velvet pants, sweater and sweaters, cotton clothes and cotton pants, leather clothes and leather pants, military coats, leather coats, dog skin mattresses, small shoulders, small vests, all taken off, piled on the side like a mountain, from the inside to the outside so rancid, like a dung heap。

"I'm not going to bother with your bare ass for now. Yuka was dumbfounded in the back, "I'll just ask you one thing, how did you put that little vest on the outside of your coat? You're too high-tech, do you all like to wear clothes like this? I see that kappa's chest is bulging too." ”

"Less nonsense, less nonsense, do you wash it? "I turn on the shower, adjust the water temperature, stand there and twist my buttocks, this is my hobby, people have to relax when they take a bath, and now they are still standing, and when they are washed and soaked in the pool, it will be even more relaxed, and the rest of the body is fucking soft except for the little friend who is not soft.

"Nonsense, how are you going to let me wash it?" Kazami Yuuka tried several times, but the door couldn't be opened at all, and even the surrounding walls were shrouded in shields, and forcibly penetrating it would blow up the entire bathroom together, and it wouldn't be good for everyone at that time, "So why don't you hurry up and solve it!"

"Oh, yes, you have to take off your clothes when you wash them, don't you? I dug out my ears and washed out the earwax with water, "Otherwise, you take off yours, I try not to look at it, and even if I do, I try not to tell you, how about it?"

"I think it's better for me to kill you first. "The small size of the bathroom restricts the use of energy, so Yuka walked directly towards me with her fist clenched, covered in ...... "Don't worry, I'll try not to kill you, it's just that you lose consciousness for a while, it won't hurt, anyway, even if it hurts, you can bear it." ”

"Oh, you feel free. "I didn't hurry and poured some shampoo on my hand, and then turned around, facing the attack of Yuxiang head-on, which directly caused Yuxiang to cover her face and retreat, no matter how much you count, Yuxiang is still a big girl, how good do you expect her to learn in health and physical education class? Let's put it this way, although I know everything I shouldn't know, I don't know everything I should know, "Lulalalulalu......"

I have a meter in my heart.,Record the ratio of my and Youxiang's shaking S attributes,When my value completely overwhelms her,That's when I won,Before that, this meter almost didn't move,Today,Finally, in this environment,The meter began to change slowly,My shaking S strength has the upper hand,Sure enough, as the old saying goes,No matter how majestic the queen is,Can't do a shameless face.,Although I'm not the face.,But the principle is common.。

"By the way, you'd better make a decision quickly, if you delay any longer, the smell on your body will be brewing for too long, and it may not be to the extent that you can wash it off after taking a shower. "I don't know what happened to me today, but I have the urge to shout on the street: I'm going to sleep with a female fan!, and this urge was directly converted into combat power, "Come on, make a decision." ”

"You! Turn around! Close your eyes! Then blindfold you! If you dare to open them, you will die!" Yuxiang has no choice, the smell on her body is getting heavier and heavier, and if she continues like this, it will really ferment in a warm and humid place like the bathroom, think about the sashimi of the large intestine, oops, no, I am going to vomit again.

"Okay King, no problem King. "It's also one of my advantages to take it when I see it, for people like Youxiang, too much inch will also lead to the opposite effect, so we must strictly control a degree, otherwise it will be inserted, I turned around, closed my eyes, and covered my whole face with a towel, anyway, this is my territory, and I have 10,000 ways to steal it.

"Don't call me the king, call me the queen...... Ahem, his grandmother's, you've always been taken into the ditch!" Si Si Soso's voice came from behind me, I knew what it meant, and now I might see heaven as soon as I turned around, although hell would come next.