Text Chapter 0009 Going up the mountain late at night
Chapter 0009 Going up the mountain late at night
"Ding, Ding, by the way, your surname is Ding, your name is Ding Fan, your name is simple, it only adds up to five strokes, your name is Ding Fan, and the food in the canteen is really ......" Without waiting for Ding Fan to turn his head to look at her, Gu Yue's face was slightly red, and a feeling of innocence and shyness appeared.
"Ahh
"As an excellent detective who runs to the international community, he must dabble in a wide range of things, you can do anything, you perform well, what I am best at is to make a beautiful body and health jade.
There are dozens of processes in total, and it is made like a cake but not a cake, like a soup and not a soup, crystal clear......"
Ding Fan is a little white face, with slightly high cheeks, and he speaks as seriously as interrogating a criminal, and ordinary people will never hear it as fake.
What's more, this is from the mouth of a policeman, listening to the new trendy words of imports and the international community, although Er Fat mixes in the adult pile all day long, these are never heard of.
"It's so good, I feel it in the palace, watching the food experts making it by themselves, delicious, delicious, ......delicious" Gu Yue seemed to forget everything, and in his speech, his heart trembled slightly, and he couldn't help but enter the aesthetic realm he described.
According to Ding Fan's instructions, Erfat went to the office to help him get a travel bag, and after a while, he ran back, and the three of them walked towards the old city valley on the other side of the hillside.
That's where Er Fat just killed the roe deer, and it was there that he grilled meat skewers directly from local materials.
Hearing that the second fat said that Director Song Mide was already lying on the kang and falling asleep, Kan Liang was lying on the bed reading the book and the sword enmity record, Ding Fan knew that they were extensive management of themselves, so he was not in a hurry to go back.
He took out a police flashlight from his travel bag, handed it to Gu Yue, and said seriously: "The police have a great responsibility to protect women and children, and you follow behind." ”
Gu Yue looked at Ding Fan when he didn't speak, he was calm and silent, unlike the old policemen who were sick in the past, and they used all the fashionable things in the city, so he followed behind unguardedly.
"Fatty, if you lie again, I'll use an electric baton to sneak you out, and say......" Ding Fan didn't dare to despise this bad boy now, and said in a deep voice.
The voice was several times more serious than when he was interrogated in the prison.
He pointed to the soothing hillside, which was overgrown with weeds, and must have wondered what was on the mountain.
"There are tigers, four dislikes, sika deer, bear blind, sticky dumplings, hazel mushrooms, pheasants, flying dragons, comrades of the police, you Yanjing Zoo have some here, there are not, there are also mountain gods, ghosts, ......" This guy stepped on rubber shoes with exposed toes, and the heels of the shoes were under the heels.
Seeing that his heels were all calluses, Ding Fan secretly sighed that this guy was stepping on a stone, so it would be a comfortable massage.
"Are there snakes or scorpions?" Ding Fan took out a cane and put it in his hand, shook it, stretched it more than a meter long, and asked in a low voice.
This was given to him by his grandfather, who has been engaged in exploration all year round, and it happened to be used at this time.
"There are fewer scorpions, more centipedes, and grass crawlers, and now there are fewer of them, and there are snakes.
There is a mountain spring dragon on the top of the mountain in the distance, there are more than ten meters big, the old is scary, there are soil balls in this place, all more than one meter long. Er Fat said in detail, couldn't help but look at the grass more than half a meter high under his feet, dodged a few feet, pointed to the mountain beam next to him and said:
"It's shady over there, yes. ”
The breeze blew from the bottom of the mountain, and Ding Fan smelled the fragrant shampoo on Gu Yue's body behind him, as well as the body fragrance mixed with the fragrance of grass, and a bad idea came to his mind: go to the mountain beam on the left.
"Fatty, Secretary Gu, I'll take a look at the terrain of the jurisdiction by the way, let's go!"
As he spoke, he walked towards the mountain beam on his left.
"Fatty, this place is good, once there is a vicious case, we can be the commanding heights of observation when we arrest people, but we have to guard against poisonous snakes, if we bite them,
Snake venom must be infused within 24 hours, ah, then, what is that? It's a long way from the district hospital, right?" Ding Fan had already seen a few small snakes coiled together in the open space next to the pine tree behind him, and his voice changed.
The mountain in front of you is mysterious and weird, stretching for dozens of kilometers.
Even among the locals, apart from forestry workers and mountain pickers, few people have nothing to do in the mountains, and Gu Yue is even more so.
At the same time, she saw the few earth ball snakes, all with colorful snake skins, coiled together, spitting letters, as if they were savoring Ding Fan's professional narration.
She jumped a few steps at once and grabbed his arm.
Seeing her face turn red, and the cold sweat on her neck formed a thin stream, Ding Fan seemed to remember all of a sudden, there is also a beautiful girl!
"Fatty, you dare to lie to me! punish you for carrying Secretary Gu on your back, hurry up. He arranged it solemnly, and while Gu Yue looked at the dirty second fat, he glared at him with squinted eyes.
Although Er Fat didn't understand what he meant, he usually liked to listen to meat jokes, and he understood it somewhat.
He smiled, Ding Fan seemed to understand this guy's thoughts, and said disappointedly, "Have you washed this clothes?"
Indeed, the second fat is wearing a yellow military uniform gown that I don't know which adult gave him, and there are only two buttons left below, and the black fat is exposed, and the smell of mold can be smelled from afar.
"Leader, wash, I'll go to the bubble to take a bath if I'm fine, and I'll wash it for a day, even with the clothes. "Erfat told the truth.
Not to mention that the blisters are okay, as soon as he finished speaking, Gu Yue covered his mouth and almost didn't spit it out.
The stinky bubbles are now full of mud and frogs or something.
She looked up and looked again, and vaguely saw the tadpole skin on the placket of the second fat.
"Ding, Ding, Wuhua, you carry me...... I have a phobia of intensity. "Finally, finally, this female cadre, who even Song Mide dared to scold at the dinner table just now, timidly asked for help.
There are few female cadres in the township government, and she is from the provincial town, so everyone can give a little face, and even the secretary of the township head has to give three points.
What's more, it's crawling on your back!
"The people's public security is for the people, not to mention the poisonous snake, but ......" Ding Fan said seriously, as if he was fulfilling the glorious mission of the public security police, but he rubbed his hands, suddenly remembered something important, and quickly corrected it:
"I'm carrying a bag, you see......"
As he spoke, he shrugged his shoulders and stretched out a hand, a little embarrassed, and explained:
"I can only hold it. ”
Usually in the capital, beautiful women are like clouds, and on the scenic spots and random streets, you can see models, noble ladies and ladies everywhere, and even female foreigners of all colors in Dongjiaomin Lane.
Maybe Gu Yue has a sense of mystery about his virginity, exuding a simple and undeveloped flavor, which makes him continue to pretend for such a girl.
Under the light of the torch, Ding Fan seemed to be a little embarrassed, but it seemed that as long as she strongly requested it, it could be negotiated.
hugged Gu Yue, and Ding Fan suddenly felt like he was being caught off guard and tickled his flesh!
This feeling is wonderful, and the places that come into contact with her strong, healthy jade body are all numb and crispy, and spread to the whole body.
The nerve cells that seemed to be sleeping were activated after an electric shock.
In the past, when he practiced fighting sanda, he didn't have a young senior sister and sister rubbing close to him, and he never felt like this now.
When Er Fat seemed to see something, he followed behind him, and when he kept worrying about Gu Yue's body, he whispered suspiciously: "Brother Ding, that thing in your hand is not ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, it's just a matter of talking about it, in case a snake falls from a tree. Ding Fan hurriedly prevaricated, as soon as the words fell, I was afraid that the followers behind him and the beautiful woman in his arms heard that something was wrong, so he hurriedly added: "This place may still be haunted, so the haunting of the grove behind the palace is this kind of wind." ”
"Ghost, really?" Gu Yue looked around in horror, it was dark everywhere, the shadows of the trees were swaying, the wind was whistling, and he suddenly fell into Ding Fan's arms.
"It's okay, it's okay, this policeman's holster is evil spirits, don't look at it. Ding Fan comforted her, and the hand holding the cane gently pulled him up.
After walking for a while, I walked about two miles before I came to the place of the babbling old town valley over there.
There are bluestone slabs on the ground here, and you can look down at the dirt road a few kilometers away, the mountain beams on both sides are not high, and the slopes in front of you are gentle, and you feel relaxed and happy standing there.
In the ruins of an old building, there were pine chickens that had been killed with machetes and sleeves just now, and a big roe deer of forty or fifty catties was lying on the ground.
There are some flesh skins that have been cut off alive scattered next to it, and it seems that Er Fat has just hacked this guy to death with a machete, and then directly bled and cut the flesh.
When Ding Fan was in school, he was familiar with various laws and knew that many forestry experts called for the introduction of laws to protect rare wild animals as soon as possible, but so far there have been no protection regulations.
"Female leader, Comrade Ding, what's the matter? The grouse is easy to get, I can catch a lot in ten minutes, as soon as I turned around, this guy showed his head, stupid roe deer, stupid roe deer, I chased down the hillside for more than ten meters, and I fell down with a few knives, stabbed my stomach open, and the blood was still hot, Uncle Hao said that this thing is a big supplement, I drank it......" The second fat put the torch in a high place, and turned around these prey to show off.
Since he was inviting someone to eat supper in the mountains, Ding Fan was not polite and put his backpack on the stone.
He dug for a long time, and although he didn't have any seasonings for ketchup, sweet noodle sauce, cumin powder, or anything, he could find a small bag of white sugar, and lemon powder that he was ready to drink later.
He asked Gu Yue to sit on the stone and watch.
"Stones, stones, fence up, willow fingers, put up, fat man......" He has been a gluttonous ghost and food expert since he was a child, and he made a bonfire barbecue with local materials, and he was very good at it, saying his own thoughts, and letting Er Fat help prepare things.
From the smell of the super big meat skewers grilled by Er Fat just now, he came up with a way.
While Er Fat was busy setting up a fire, he secretly put the sugar and lemon powder in a plastic bag alone.
"I even brought this, tsk......" I saw a medium-sized plastic bag and a lot of things, and there were more than a dozen shelled things, and I almost laughed excitedly: croton flour.
"Ahem, it depends on how Cadre Gu behaves today, right?" he chuckled.
The black-billed grouse has been plucked off its fur by the second fat indiscriminately, and it looks a little bloody, but it is definitely fresh.
He threaded the grouse with a long wicker stick, and it was about to be roasted over a fire more than a meter high.
"Tyrannical things, Yanjing Hotel bakes this with high-quality fruit wood, get up, get up and ......" Ding Fan's face was full of distress, politely kicked him aside, squatted on the upwind outlet, and let him do it.
He held two strings of freshly cut roe deer meat, and skewered them into a large meat skewer more than a foot long, although it was dripping with light red beast blood, but as soon as it touched the fire, a special smell of meat suddenly appeared.
The second fat pine chicken originally wanted to be roasted, but Ding Fan didn't let it, scolding him for the loser he didn't know how to cherish, but he was secretly laughing in his heart: "Food is rare, stupid." ”
The pine chicken cut a few small pieces and skewered them! The second fat still wanted to be handcuffed on the open flame, Ding Fan snatched it over, took the branch, took out some of the open flame below, and slowly pushed it to Gu Yue, who was full of curiosity.
Gu Yue learned from him, tentatively roasting chicken nuggets, his face was so expressionless, and several questions had already sprouted in his heart:
What is this guy doing? Can you eat it?
This layman, he wants to chase beautiful women and wants to go crazy, right?
......
In short, she absolutely didn't believe that Ding Fan could make a fire to roast delicious food.
In those days, this kind of outdoor barbecue was rarely done, that is, to go to someone's wedding banquet, just to eat, and rarely see how the chef in the kitchen operated.
"Look at how I will clean you up in the future, the popularity of the local secretary in Jinshan Township is absolutely fine. "Gu Yue graduated from university and has been training in the grassroots government for two years, and has long developed a fiery temper.
Just now she got down from Ding Fan's arms, and it only took a few minutes, and she slowly felt that she had been fooled: this guy is definitely suspected of bullying himself and eating his own bean rot!
Even Director Song Mid dared to face the damage of the gong and the drum, what is a new policeman!
This kind of example is not uncommon, there are seven or eight units directly under the township, and new people who do not fit in are often bullied.
Just when she was thinking fiercely, she only heard Ding Fan shouting like a commander who was about to charge:
"I'll count to three, you hurry up, slow down, I'll kick you to death." ”
The second fat was used to being lazy, his mind was full of black lines, and his fiery face was about to be justified, watching Ding Fan kick people, he was so frightened that he hurriedly flipped quickly.
At this moment, Ding Fan was like staring at a fighter plane that could not be lost, and he spilled materials on the half-cooked meat skewers!
Rolling!
Rolling!
Good!
More than ten seconds later, Ding Fan grabbed the meat skewer in the second fat hand, and after looking at it a few times, he said, "Dead fat, you're slow." ”
Seeing that he was slow, Erpang stood up anxiously, grabbed it and took a few bites.
His smoked gray mouth, chewing heavily, like a starving ghost, swallowed a few bites, stopped at once, and said in a lost voice:
"It's unpalatable, it's unpalatable. ”