231 Sleeping Woman
Gu Xiangjun looked at Xiao Fan and was fascinated.
Although Xiao Fan hugged himself and smiled, he didn't seem to have the slightest pressure.
But the eyes can't deceive people, Xiao Fan's eyes hide a lot of things, she can't see through, can't guess, and even a little bit don't understand that such a man can take care of people so delicately.
Vulgarly speaking, it is called scum, and every delicate thing between men and women is understood, which is subconscious, but these things are not innate, and even she never thought of so much.
"Listen to the story. β
"If I don't tell you about it, I guess you'll be able to fall asleep here. β
Xiao Fan pinched Gu Xiangjun's little nose, and then his doting eyes rose again.
This girl is really simple......... It seems that the girls he met were quite simple.
Xiao Fan thought about it, too......
I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the system.
"Let me guess, did you dream of something indescribable, judging by your expression just now, it must be a spring dream. β
Gu Xiangjun came to a trick to oppose the customer.
Since Xiao Fan was reluctant to get into the main topic so quickly, she introduced this topic directly, so that Xiao Fan would unconsciously start the narration of this story.
"Little daughter-in-law, your imagination is okay, are your women's sixth sense so terrifying. β
Xiao Fan was a little surprised, this woman was a woman like Yan Rumeng, a bit magical.
I don't usually see such a bright head when I solve equations, but I do have a unique insight in guessing.
"Yes, little daughter-in-law. β
"You're right, I just had a beautiful spring dream in class. β
"This spring dream is really weird, I didn't dream before, I have a vague feeling now, I seem to be about to be a scumbag again, don't blame me, this is really not something I can control, you have to understand. β
Xiao Fan said it very clearly.
But Gu Xiangjun was indeed very confused when she heard it, even if she slept with another woman in her dream, what was it, a dream was just a dream after all, how could she pursue a person who didn't exist at all...... It's a bit jealous, but she can't eat this kind of vinegar that can't be beaten with eight poles.
There is no need to be jealous with a fictitious woman in her sleep.
"Don't worry, it's not just me, I'm sure your dozens of little daughters-in-law won't be jealous in this regard. β
"How can a woman in her sleep take it seriously. β
"This is simply a person who does not exist. β
"Just tell me what kind of dream you had. β
"Then ........."
Gu Xiangjun said this, and then looked at Xiao Fan's heavy mood and finally became relieved, and a long breath in his mouth was also spit out for a long time.
It seems that a particularly difficult thing has been done, and then this decision is taken again in an instant, and the stone in my heart finally has a qualitative ending.
This feeling is indeed good, don't don't.
Gu Xiangjun stopped talking.
To be honest, she is really looking forward to Xiao Fan's dream, but this guy still refuses to tell her.
This made the curiosity in her heart seriously arouse again.
"Then I said it. β
"Actually, this dream is quite ridiculous, and I don't really believe that I would have such a dream, I have many daughters-in-law, and each of them seems to be more beautiful than these two women. β
Xiao Fan indirectly praised all her women, of course, including Gu Xiangjun, the little daughter-in-law who had just entered the door.
Gu Xiangjun really pursed his lips and smiled, but immediately returned to his original state.
"Poor mouth, maybe the two women in your sleep are tens of thousands of times better than me, you just don't dare to say it, after all, your vision is so high, how can you look at ordinary girls. β
Xiao Fan smiled awkwardly.
This woman's sixth sense is really very smart, and after only a while, she has already been clearly guessed by this woman, the master is really a master, in this regard, Xiao Fan will never be able to compare to this woman.
"Wait, husband, you just said that you were sleeping with two women........."
Gu Xiangjun opened his mouth wide, as if he had figured out something, although he was usually very innocent, but when he was in the dormitory, he had a group of roommates who knew everything, and he understood a little more when he was a little desecrated.
Now, she can immediately imagine that kind of picture.
Two.........
This is truly a story with a story.
"Don't laugh. β
Xiao Fan said responsibly to Gu Xiangjun very seriously, this woman actually fantasized about it again in her own fantasy.
Although it should be eight or nine of them, he still doesn't want to understand this woman too quickly.
"Husband, say, it's not what I think. β
"If you think so, say it and let your husband hear it. β
Xiao Fan deliberately raised his voice to a notch, of course he knew what this woman was thinking, needless to say, normal people would think in this way.
It's just that normal people don't say it.
"You're so bad. β
"Is this called wanting to get away with it? β
"I'm curious who these two women really are, and you're both talking about this topic right now. β
Gu Xiangjun came to be interested.
It stands to reason that this thing should not be worthy of Xiao Fan's attention, and it should be a very common thing to sleep and have spring dreams.
And then.........
Xiao Fan said it.
It's weird in itself.
"Ahem, what's this?"
"If I say it, you have to testify for me. β
"Testify?"
Gu Xiangjun was a little puzzled.
What is the operation of testifying?
"I'm going to tell you this story of my sleep, and then you have to explain for me to my other little daughters-in-law that I did have such a dream, and then you have done the trouble of these two girls......... You'll have to prove for me that this happened, not a story I made up out of nowhere. β
Xiao Fan said very seriously.
That sounds a bit, though.
But that's the biggest thing he's been able to think of so far, and it's the best reason he's had so far.
In these years, no one believes the truth, and it is indeed quite evil.
Gu Xiangjun listened to it in the clouds, and he couldn't understand what Xiao Fan said at all.
But in order to be able to hear the story.
She still stubbornly said: "I testify, I testify to you that this story did happen, and it was the ...... in your sleep"
"Or you swear an oath. β
Xiao Fan looked at Gu Xiangjun with a serious expression.
Gu Xiangjun felt that there was indeed so much naivety under this man's mature appearance.
It's really good to be naΓ―ve......... At least it proves that this man really cares about you in his heart, and only in front of you will he have this kind of childish energy.
She should be happy.
Looking at Xiao Fan in front of her is also quite naΓ―ve, which proves that Xiao Fan does have love for herself, not just talking about it.
"What, afraid I'll lie to you?"
"Then I'll swear. β
After speaking, she deliberately pointed to it with her finger, and then said cutely.
"I, Gu Xiangjun, swear by this light bulb, I testify that this story you told me is indeed what you dreamed of in your sleep and exists, otherwise I would ........."
"Otherwise I'll ........."
Gu Xiangjun couldn't think of any oath for a while.
You can't be too ruthless, what if you slap your face.
"Otherwise, I'll die. β
"Don't ......... I believed. β
Gu Xiangjun hurriedly covered Xiao Fan, she didn't want to be widowed at a young age, although the current marriage is indeed not very reliable, but she really likes Xiao Fan in her heart, and likes all the things on Xiao Fan.
Including his scumbag atmosphere of bad habits and that innate shameless attitude.
Like a person is, the advantage is the advantage, the advantage will be infinitely magnified, as for the disadvantage......... How can a person who likes it have shortcomings, and shortcomings are also advantages......... It's like talking about a goddess, a goddess is a god, how could a goddess make such an indecent action, even if she does, she is also a goddess.
Gu Xiangjun's attitude made Xiao Fan feel distressed.
No way, who made him look so attractive, no way, temperament is innate.
Xiao Fan knows his temperament well.
"Ahem...... , then I said it. β
"Actually, it's not a particularly important thing, but just now when I was in Professor Wang's archaeology class, I had a dream. β
"In my dream, I felt like I had traveled to the Three Kingdoms. β
"It's the Three Kingdoms that Professor Wang said. β
"Coincidentally, I met two women, and after some literary and martial arts fights, I won two men named Zhou Gongjin and Sun Bofu with a very subtle trend, and then married two very beautiful women, as if they were called Qiao Ying and Qiao Shuang. β
Xiao Fan remembered these dimly.
"Husband, what did you say?"
She was surprised at first, then surprised, but randomly returned to her usual expression, as if everything was less nervous, after all, it was a dream, a dream, anything could be met.
Even if they robbed Sun Ce and Zhou Yu's daughter-in-law, what is the big deal if they are green, dreams are dreams after all, how can they become real things.
"Husband, this dream is indeed very good. β
"It seems that my husband is very happy. β
She can only say a few things.,Other than that, she can't think of any words suitable for such a scene.,Could it be that her husband is the character of a dick.γ
Every day I think about having different spring dreams.
It stands to reason that his husband has different kinds of beauties, how can this kind of spring dream be done.
If she was asked to guess, she would definitely not have guessed that Xiao Fan would have this type of dream, people often say that they think about it day and night, it is not Xiao Fan who thinks about it every day.
"Well, I also think it's a weird dream, logically speaking, I already have you women who are better than the two of her, how can I have such a dream?"
"I don't usually dream. β
"Not only did I do it this time, but I also had a relationship with them. β
Of course, the picture sense of the story was selectively ignored by Xiao Fan, after all, it was told to his little daughter-in-law, and sometimes women just understood it with a little dial.
He believes that his daughter-in-law Gu Xiangjun is the kind of woman who has a strong ability to understand.
"It's okay, husband, don't think about it, it's just a dream, it's hard to come true!"
Gu Xiangjun wouldn't mind that.
However, Xiao Fan was very afraid when he heard the words "dreams come true", he is indeed able to control whether the current woman likes him or not, as long as he does not move the woman with crooked thoughts, he should not like himself inexplicably, which is also a kind of ability.
But he wasn't sure if he could control the woman in his sleep, after all, his consciousness was blurry and his thinking was uncontrollable.
"Hey, this damn bad luck. β
Xiao Fan sighed.
Then he looked at Gu Xiangjun.
"I hope it's like you said, yes, don't forget the promise you made to me. β
Xiao Fan didn't forget to remind Gu Xiangjun, otherwise it would be a bit too to say this to anyone, he had already said a lot of nonsense to Yan Rumeng.
He didn't want to carry too many things alone.
It's time for his little daughter-in-law to do something for him.
Gu Xiangjun didn't understand.
I watched Xiao Fan several times, but I still didn't understand it.