Chopping vegetables can certainly be used as a show.

If Jiang Feng can quickly cut the cucumber blindfolded or cut out the thin radish skin that can transmit light like the Chinese little master's house, let alone perform for the lonely and widowed elderly, even if it is a TV variety show, he can rub out at least 5 minutes of solo performance time. However, Jiang Feng still wanted to keep his left hand to accompany him to the end of his life.

Blindfolded and cut vegetables, Jiang Feng was confident that he could do it.

But will it be cut into the hand, can you cut off a few fingers at a time, and when you are sent to the hospital urgently, you will not know if you are lucky enough to meet a doctor surnamed Ling Jiang Feng is not sure.

So Jiang Feng chose to carve radish flowers.

If you fool elementary school students, you must do what you like.

Radish is a good thing, variety, low price, red, white and purple, the key is that the size is large and plastic, not only radish flowers, it is also very easy to carve a rabbit and a chick or something, even Peppa Pig Jiang Feng can carve it out for everyone. If the carrots don't mind the color, the Minions are not impossible.

Jiang Feng felt that if he really couldn't think of a way to make money, it would be a good business to carve radishes and sell them at the gate of Chenfeng Primary School.

The student union officer went to find a radish for Jiang Feng, and after the initial surprise, he was still very receptive to Jiang Feng's performance of carving radish, after all, there was a performance of eating a burger on the program list, and Jiang Feng's program was much more normal than that old man.

Jiang Feng sat in the middle of the fifth row.

He had just inquired that the first four rows were for school leaders and parents of students for the elderly. The fifth row is also good, the position Jiang Feng chose for himself is open, and the chair is also very soft, the most important thing is that at this distance, Jiang Feng's eyesight can clearly see the face of the young lady on the stage.

Last time, he finally grabbed a ticket for the music and dance academy art show from Ji Yue's hand, but Jiang Feng could only see what color skirt the dancing lady was wearing.

The rest was not clear, and all Jiang Feng could see was a few red mosaics dancing on the stage.

It's all tears.

Jiang Feng sat beautifully in the audience where there was no one.

Sitting in the audience and playing with his mobile phone, the student union officer also moved two large boxes of radishes, to say that the student union officer is ruthless, almost all the radishes in the warehouse, not a single one.

At 3 p.m., the show begins.

Jiang Feng is the vice president of the student union on the left, the minister of sports on the right, and I don't know that Jiang Feng is the president of the student union.

As for the real student union president, just now in the background, because he was puzzled about why the box containing the radish was placed on the cabinet, he wanted to move the box down, but he was smashed by the radish and sent to the school hospital.

There's nothing to see about the show.

Jiang Feng was even a little disappointed.

In addition to the dancing young lady who is good-looking, that is, the buddy who stutters a hamburger is a little clear, and the others are either singing or don't know what they are playing, and the songs they sing are either old revolutionary songs or children's songs.

Jiang Feng's show was ranked last, and there was no other purpose, just because it was inserted in the middle, in case he peeled the radish and it would be difficult to clean it.

When the student union officer informed Jiang Feng that he could go backstage to prepare, the girl on the stage was singing and dancing, and she was still singing "Little Jumping Frog".

Out of tune, the little jumping frog will cry when he listens to it.

The kitchen knives and chopping boards were ready, and the out-of-tune girl finished the song, sweating tiredly, panting and getting off the stage, and the host came to the stage to announce the curtain.

The elementary school students in the audience have long been annoyed.

The old man still applauded with great restraint, but the elementary school students had already begun to jump up and down restlessly and wanted to leave.

It's really embarrassing to detain them here to watch such a boring performance, and it's really embarrassing for this group of little radish heads who are less than ten years old.

Seeing that a program that seemed interesting was finally coming, the elementary school students burst into warm applause that they had never seen before.

Jiang Feng was a little flattered, and then took out a soul beauty radish.

Carving radish flowers is a very dazzling sound, the process of carving is very dazzling, and the finished results are even more dazzling A very performative project, needless to say, just quietly carve, looking very skillful, very casual and chic.

In just a few minutes, a beautiful moon flower appeared in Jiang Feng's hand.

"Wow!"

The audience was amazed, and an overwhelming sound sounded randomly.

Jiang Feng picked up the microphone on the table and asked, "I'm going to carve a small animal next, what do the students want?" ”

The audience was immediately boiling, and a short-haired girl in the sixth row jumped up from her chair on the spot, screaming and shouting in front of all the children, "Peppa Pig!"

"George!"

"Susie!!"

"Garden Baby!"

Even in the first row, there was an old man who yelled very childlikely: "Monkey King." ”

Jiang Feng: ......

Why is he so cheap, he can't carve it himself. Now the audience is shouting about those pigs that look like hair dryers, and those things are not easy to carve.

In the end, Jiang Feng chose to ignore anyone, pretended not to hear, carved a cute little rabbit, and left in a hurry.

He was afraid that if he slowed down, a child would rush to the stage and ask him to carve Peppa Pig.

Jiang Feng didn't expect that he was stopped by his parents as soon as he got off the stage.

Stopping him was the mother of the first short-haired girl named Peppa Pig, Jiang Feng's show was the last, and now that the performance is over, it is normal for everyone to leave their positions.

The mother of the short-haired girl stopped Jiang Feng, and the Hermes bag on the seat didn't have time to take it, so she rushed to the stage and stopped Jiang Feng who came out of the backstage.

"Well, this classmate, can you sell me the rabbit you just carved?" the parent asked.

"Mom, I want Peppa Pig. The girl followed, emphasizing.

Parents:......

"That classmate, can you please help my daughter carve a Peppa Pig. The parents themselves said that they were embarrassed, but she had accompanied her daughter to watch a lot of episodes of the guy who looked like a hair dryer, and it was so deformed that it must be difficult to carve it.

"One hundred and one, what do you think of this classmate?" In order to be happy for their daughter, the parents didn't care about money at all.

Jiang Feng stumbled and almost didn't stand firm.

What does this mean today, the parents of this Chenfeng Primary School are chasing him to throw money.

"Two hundred, I want George!" a little fat man came to hear the news.

Jiang Feng didn't care, the child shouted the price indiscriminately, it was normal.

In the next second, the little fat man took out his mobile phone and clicked on Alipay: "Brother, can you transfer money by Alipay, I don't have money on WeChat." ”

The movements are very skillful.

Jiang Feng was stopped on the spot.

When the rest of the children heard that they could buy it with money, they screamed and began to disturb the average price in the market.

"Five hundred, I'll Paige, too!"

"Six hundred, I want Totoro!"

"Eight hundred, Susie, I want Susie!"

"A thousand, Minions, the one I want to wear glasses!"

"One Thousand Eleven ......"

......

A group of children actually climbed up.

Seeing that the price was about to shout two thousand, Jiang Feng would soon become the legendary giant who was up and down a few thousand yuan per minute and the fate of deceiving minors into the bureau that he could meet, Jiang Feng resisted the temptation and did not forget his original intention.

"One hundred, one by one. ”

The short-haired girl was satisfied with Peppa Pig, and Jiang Feng also gave her mother the radish flower she had carved at the beginning.

Carving Peppa Pig is something like that, practice makes perfect. At first, Jiang Feng carved slowly because of the deformed shape of this thing that looked like a hair dryer, and it took ten minutes to carve it, but then he mastered the rules in three or five minutes, and later Wu Minqi also joined in to help, and the speed was even faster.

More than two hours later, Jiang Feng's Alipay balance successfully reached five figures, almost every primary school student in Chenfeng Primary School had a pig, and some very fraternistic primary school students bought four hair dryers neatly for a family of four.

Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi also gave each old man a Zhu Bajie.

Sun Wukong's difficulty is too high, and Zhu Bajie is enough to make these old people smile, and they can't put it down when they hold it in their hands.

In the end, Jiang Feng was ready to share the spoils with Wu Minqi.

There are a lot of Georges carved by Wu Minqi, and it is already very unkind for him to trick Wu Minqi into coming to the store to be a free chef, and he can't talk about this kind of black money that everyone earns together.

"I'm already very satisfied with the carrot practice, I don't have to give me any money, and I'm not short of money. Wu Minqi really didn't care about the more than 10,000 yuan, "But, Jiang Feng, I found out that you are a little short of money?"

"My family owes some money lately. Jiang Feng said.

It's not much, just 300 million, and millions of decoration costs.

Jiang Feng silently pretended to be forced in his heart.

"Do you want me to borrow some from you?" In just one day, the relationship between Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi has improved by leaps and bounds, Wu Minqi has already regarded Jiang Feng as a friend who can match him in cooking, Wu Minqi doesn't want Jiang Feng to delay his cooking practice because of financial problems, "I heard that your family has a lot of money to open a store, although I don't have much money, but it's no problem to borrow you hundreds of thousands of dollars for emergencies." ”

Jiang Feng was a little frightened by Wu Minqi's enthusiasm, he was still a superficial relationship between superiors and subordinates in the club, but suddenly he became a good friend who could borrow more than 100,000 yuan, and he was a little unaccustomed to it.

"No, no, my family is very good, not so exaggerated. Jiang Feng said again and again.

Today, he earned more than 30,000 yuan, and the decoration gap is still more than 3 million, as long as he insists on setting up a stall at the gate of Chenfeng Primary School for more than 100 days to deceive primary school students.

Then he is not far from the day of entering the bureau.

......

A group of people got on the bus and returned.

Except for Liu Qian, who was fishing all the way, the others were not lightly tired, and Uncle Ge was slumped on the seat one by one, and only breathing could prove that they were still alive.

"Jiang Feng, hey, Jiang Feng. The girl behind Jiang Feng poked his arm.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Feng asked back.

"That, I want to ask, can your radish flower be cheaper, a hundred is a bit expensive, how about a 25 discount for classmates?" The girl in the back looked at Jiang Feng expectantly.

Jiang Feng: ......

Girl, do you know how many radishes you can buy for 25 yuan and how many flowers you can carve?

"Yes, yes, Jiang Feng, for the sake of your classmates, you want it too, I want Minions. The eyes of the girl next to the questioning girl lit up and agreed.

Jiang Feng: ......

The girl who wanted the Minion saw that Jiang Feng didn't speak, thinking that Jiang Feng was unwilling, and took a step back: "I know it's a little difficult for the Minion, how about 35, 35?"

Jiang Feng: ......

"Good...... All right. "It's been a day since the money was smashed, and Jiang Feng is even a little used to it.

Sure enough, women and children make the best money.