Chapter 296: I'll Go, You're a Dead Male Lead
In a movie, everyone's focus is different.
There are those who pay attention to the main character.
There are those who pay attention to the supporting roles.
There are also those who pay attention to women.
When Xiao Ye was chatting with Uncle Li, when Xiao Ye pressed his legs on the bed, some people felt that 'this posture will definitely cure my impotence'!
It's that that thing that is the concern with this thought.
Human.
The confession said that food and sex are also.
This is what Gaozi said to Mencius.
Roughly speaking, life is two things.
Eat well.
Eat well below.
That's all I have to say.
Don't go off-topic.
Moving on to the movies.
Xiao Ye made a trick on the train to make everyone think it was on fire, and then she took advantage of the situation to steal Silly Gen's bag.
The audience watching this scene was flurry and flurry.
Nima.
Are all thieves at such a high level now?
You've got what it takes.
Why can't you?
Why be a thief?
When Wang Li found out that Silly Gen's money was stolen, it was too late, and she didn't catch up with Xiao Ye.
Fortunately, there is also Wang Bo.
Seeing Xiao Ye disguised as a pregnant woman, he took off Xiao Ye's hood.
"Pregnant so soon?"
Wang Bo smiled and said, "What do you belong to?"
"It's your business!"
As soon as Xiao Ye's voice fell, the two fought again under the sound of soundtrack.
What do you say about action?
It's unusually chic, flowing water, as if the two are dancing.
In the end, Wang Bo was worried.
When the two hugged and pretended to kiss, there were still many viewers who stiffened slightly and expressed a little respect.
Wang Bo, who wrapped 60,000 yuan, touched Wang Li.
As for the messages sent by the two to each other, it made Yu Linsheng sigh.
"No, it won't. ”
Yu Linsheng's heart lifted when he saw this.
Since this Wang Bo's message said that there was a bad premonition, then maybe something would happen.
Damn, if the heroine of "No Thieves in the World" really dies this time, then Yu Linsheng decided to hack Lin Chen once.
Lao Tzu should not blow the forest.
The plot continues, and Wang Bo and Wang Li prepare to get out of the car and leave.
"Uncle Li, that pair of mandarin ducks is about to fly. ”
As for the second child, it was reported to Uncle Li.
"Where's the meat?"
"They ate. ”
"What about the sheep?"
"It's still in the circle. ”
"Tell people to fly!"
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Many viewers understand the first two sentences of this line, but what does it mean to 'call people to fly' in the back?
Everyone said they didn't understand.
Yang Lie, beside Bai Yuhan, asked, "Do you understand?"
"I don't understand. “
Yang Lie shook his head slightly.
Get.
Go ahead and watch the movie.
The next stop arrived, and Wang Bo left with Wang Li.
"Are we really going to leave the stupid roots? or I'll tell him to get out of the car and go with us. ”
Wang Li stopped Wang Bo a little tangled and said.
"No need, just take his money away. ”
Wang Bo chuckled.
The two finally began to argue.
"We've walked so far before we come across a guy like Silly Gen, who is unguarded and unguarded. ”
"Then I have to teach him a lesson. Why doesn't he defend himself? Why can't he be harmed? Why? It's because he's simple, he's stupid, why do you let him be stupid to the end, life requires him to be smart, as a person, you don't want him to know the truth of life, that's deception, what is a great evil, deception is a great evil. ”
"You're talking nonsense. ”
"What nonsense? If you give him the money back, he won't be able to take it home. ”
"In this case, we will return the money to him, and I will take out 60,000 yuan from the card and return it to you, so the transaction is very fair. ”
As soon as Wang Li finished saying this, Wang Bo directly slapped Wang Li in the mouth.
"What the fuck??"
"Nima??"
"What's ????"
The prominent slap left the audience stunned.
But Wang Bo broke out.
During the quarrel, He Hong and Gao Jingjing's acting skills were quite good, and the audience was also substituted inside.
Everything is also understood.
Wang Li is not altitude sickness at all.
Why do you keep throwing up and vomiting all the way?
She is expecting.
Wang Li wants to accumulate some virtue for her children.
Maybe that's a mother's nature.
When she has a child of her own, she will think about everything from her own child.
At the same time, Wang Li's concealment of her pregnancy also made Wang Bo suffer a big blow.
He's a father, too.
But he had a deep sense of loss.
For the sake of his children, Wang Bo did not know what the audience did.
But Wang Li has already turned from her heart to goodness.
In a magical way, she returns the money to Silly Root.
The train is running again.
Although Wang Bo got in the car, he didn't go to find Wang Li, Wang Bo, who was a little annoyed, came to the restaurant and bar, and then had a comparison with Xiao Ye.
As a result, Xiaoye drank the wine that Wang Bo drugged.
Dizzy.
Next is another brilliant place of "No Thieves in the World".
The second child is not convinced.
Now that Xiao Yebi has lost, the second child came over with four eyes to prove himself.
Than what?
than guts.
The next train was about to pass through the cave, and Wang Bo gritted his teeth on the roof of the car and said, "If you are brave enough, just stand here and drag my hand to see who can hide first." ”
Ginger is still old and spicy.
The second child didn't dare, so he gave up the opportunity to Four Eyes.
In the end, Wang Bo won, and the hood flew out directly.
"Nima, is this okay??"
"Fun, this is fucking awesome. ”
"Wang Bo is really a ghost passing by, he is so bold. ”
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Next, Uncle Li did not kill Wang Bo.
"Killing people is what robbers do, and if you lose your craft to kill people, then it will break my face when it spreads. ”
In a word, it also makes the role of Uncle Li a little three-dimensional.
As a result, Uncle Li understated the fingers of the four eyes.
The film is more than halfway through here.
Uncle Li wanted Wang Bo to join his team, so he made a bet with Wang Bo.
There is a saying in the industry that 'thieves steal a look'.
Wang Bo stared at Silly Gen, if Uncle Li could get Silly Gen's money, then the money would still belong to Wang Bo, but Wang Bo would go to Uncle Li.
In the end, Uncle Li succeeded.
But it can be regarded as a failure, because the money is fake.
Then another golden sentence popped up.
"Uncle Li is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!"
The somewhat depressing atmosphere won the biggest laugh of "No Thieves in the World" in the blink of an eye.
Rob.
The appearance of Ding Lei and Xu Jin made the theater almost out of control.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"I'll go, is there a mistake? Where did you get this stupid thief? ”
"Funny, sure enough, thieves look down on robbers. ”
……
Bai Yuhan looked at Ding Lei and said: "IP, IC, IQ card, pass, pass, tell me the password." I couldn't help but laugh.
As for the passengers in the movie, they also laughed.
"Seriously, seriously, we're robbing. ”
This sentence made the passengers in the movie and the audience in the theater laugh uncontrollably.
"Damn, this movie is going to be hot or I'm going to fuck live cut dick. ”
"I'm also drunk, I didn't expect it at all, can I still play like this??"
"Interesting, these two are here to be funny. ”
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In the VIP private room, Luo Qing and Luo Hai listened to the laughter of the audience in the theater and looked very serious.
How many times have you laughed?
The two of them are too many to count.
From the beginning, Wang Bo reprimanded the security guards to Ding Lei and Xu Jin robbed and appeared.
I can't count how many laughs there are.
The most important thing is that the audience recognizes.
"You didn't expect it, you didn't think it was me. ”
The second child's smugness after being masked by Uncle Li made the audience not expect it.
What's going on?
Why is the second child with two stupid robbers?
As for Xiao Ye wearing a police uniform in the private room, Uncle Li wanted Xiao Ye to escape together.
"I wish he had gone to sleep like this forever and never woke up. ”
"So that he will not feel disappointed in this world, and will always live in the dream of no thieves in the world!"
Wang Li's words to Silly Gen made Yu Linsheng also shocked.
I see.
Everything is understood.
It turns out that the core of "No Thieves in the World" is Silly Root, protecting him so that he can live forever in the dream of no thieves in the world.
At this time, the teacher also came in and revealed his identity.
The police.
Everything is revealed.
Wang Bo felt a little sarcastic.
When they were fighting the fire, the policeman exchanged the real money for the dead coin, and it turned out that they almost lost their lives for the 60,000 yuan of the dead coin.
The bus is about to arrive at the station.
Xiao Ye finally listened to Uncle Li's words.
Settle down on the road.
Just five words.
Non-toxic not husband.
So Xiao Ye chose to surrender.
"Careless, careless, I didn't expect to let this girl play. ”
"What do you say about that idiom? ”
"Be cocooned. ”
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In the private room, Uncle Li, who was sitting in his place, looked cowardly, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.
But when I looked at it again, I found out.
It turned out that it was all a disguise.
Uncle Li quietly opened the handcuffs by himself.
On the other side, Wang Bo also took Wang Li and prepared to leave.
The film has finally come to an end.
Uncle Li and Wang Bo had a final showdown.
Wang Li took the first step and got out of the car first.
The soundtrack sounds.
Uncle Li came to Wang Bo step by step: "Don't get in the way!"
"Can you live with me?"
"I want to try!"
……
At this point, the screen turned, and the train stopped.
Uncle Li came out of it.
This made the audience's hearts rise to their throats.
"Where's Wang Bo??"
"Huh??Why didn't Wang Bo come out???
At this moment, almost all of them were a little puzzled.
Yu Linsheng didn't know why, he suddenly had a bad premonition.
The old ghost Uncle Li was arrested.
But Wang Bo never appeared.
As soon as the picture turned, Wang Li was eating roast duck with her stomach up.
"Damn, where is this Wang Bo?"
Bai Yuhan was a little speechless when he saw this.
Senior Lin Chen won't really make a big news.
The policeman also showed up with an umbrella.
"See how appetizing I am. ”
The policeman said lightly.
But Wang Li continued to eat roast duck without raising her head.
"Don't wait, he's gone. ”
Before the police could finish speaking, Wang Li interrupted him: "I'll talk about it when I'm done." ”
At this point, the screen begins to rewind to the time when the train was about to arrive.
Silly Gen's bag was slowly put back, but the hand where Wang Bo appeared was bloody.
The music started.
"I remember that day God arranged for us to meet.
I know I've seen spring.
……
A hoarse voice sounded slowly.
Wang Bo died.
The camera slowly shifts from his body to his phone.
The phone shows that there is also an unsent message.
Tragic ending.
Lin Chen did the promise that there was no dead heroine this time.
But.
Male lead.
He's dead.
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