Chapter 4 Celebrities complain
Inside the powder room.
Jiang Shu met with the rest of the guests.
However, after seeing Jiang Shu come in, several people just raised their eyelids and glanced at Jiang Shu, and they were busy with their own affairs.
Jiang Shu shrugged and didn't care.
Anyway, the purpose of his coming to this show today is not to make friends with these stars.
Opposite.
Jiang Shu came with the idea of completely offending these people.
Jiang Shu is very young, and he has a good foundation, so the makeup artist just applied some foundation on Jiang Shu's face, painted a light makeup, and announced that he was finished.
Just when Jiang Shu was sitting on a chair and pulling his mobile phone while chatting with Wang Youwei, the screenwriter of "Star Tucao" found him.
With a pair of thick lensed eyes, the editor, who was obviously young but had a sparse hairline, found Jiang Shu and handed over a stack of manuscripts, "Mr. Jiang, this is your script." ”
Screenwriting is quite a grueling profession.
This is true whether it is the editor of a film and television drama or the editor of a variety show.
Therefore, even in the face of Jiang Shu, an eighteenth-tier star who hit the streets, this young editor still has to politely call 'teacher'.
Jiang Shu took the script handed over by the editor and glanced at it roughly.
Really.
Just as he expected.
It's all a few small complaints about the other guests, and the words are soft and marshmallow.
While Jiang Shu was looking through the script, the young screenwriter explained beside him, "Mr. Jiang, this is a manuscript I wrote about the relationship between you and the rest of the guests in the show that I found on the Internet. Of course, when it comes to actual recording, you can make appropriate modifications and improvise. ”
Jiang Shu nodded, closed the script in his hand, and showed a harmless smile, "Improvisation, I understand." ”
The editor didn't expect Jiang Shu to be quite easy to speak, so he sent the script to the rest of the guests with a smile.
After a while, the assistant director pushed the door and walked in, calling several guests in turn to record some interviews and VCRs.
Finally, after a long period of work, at four o'clock in the afternoon, the official recording began!
The director counts down next to the camera guy.
"Attention departments, countdown. ”
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
"Let's go!"
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"Spit is a craft, and it takes courage to laugh. Hello audience friends, welcome to watch the exclusive title broadcast of "Star Tucao Tucao" broadcast by opao mobile phone, I am the host Yang Gang!"
"Below, we are invited to enter the seven guests who were 'complained' today!"
The audience began to cheer with gusto.
With the playback of the VCR, seven guests, including Jiang Shu, began to enter the venue one after another.
The lineup of guests in this issue is quite luxurious.
Except for Jiang Shu, the lowest coffee positions are all fourth- and fifth-tier stars.
There are a lot of fans in this group of people in the audience.
Therefore, every time a guest appears, it will cause a lot of cheers.
Jiang Shu was the last to enter.
When Jiang Shu's figure appeared in the audience's sight, the cheers at the scene stopped abruptly, as if it was suddenly taped.
This dude...... Who is it?
The audience at the scene, you look at me, I look at you, full of fog.
If everyone hadn't seen Jiang Shu go straight to the guest seat and sit down, some people would have wondered if this guy was an audience who didn't know the way.
The positions of the guest seats of "Star Spit Tuss" are lined up.
Jiang Shu was arranged in the last position.
Sitting in this position, he is basically rarely taken care of by the camera brother, and the lens is pitiful.
Let others definitely be dissatisfied.
But Jiang Shu couldn't wait for that.
Seven guests were seated.
The first guest on stage was a bearded director.
"Director Bi, please start your Tucao show!"
The host left the stage to this director.
"Haha, hello everyone, I'm Bi Qifeng! Most of these guests today are very familiar to me, so let's talk about Sunan first. ”
Bi Qifeng pointed to the artist named Sunan who was sitting at the front of the guest seat.
This Sunan is the star with the biggest coffee among the guests in this issue, ranking among the second-tier stars.
In private, the relationship between this Bi Dao and Sunan is very good.
Hearing Bi Qifeng mention himself, Sunan nodded at Bi Qifeng with a light smile.
And Bi Qifeng coughed lightly, and then laughed and said, "Don't look at Sunan, but you may not know that this guy has a special habit in private." Ahem, don't think about it, it's not women's clothing!"
"Sunan likes pets in private, but no pet can be kept for a long time. Once, Sunan wanted to raise fish, so he raised a big goldfish, the kind that is not easy to raise, I like it very much, take care of it carefully every day, and finally die, very sad, I want to bury it well, all kinds of ways to bury, and finally decided to cremate, but halfway through the funeral, Sunan suddenly came to say that it was too fragrant, and then on..."
When the program recording is in progress.
One guest went down, and another guest came up.
Jiang Shu was arranged to be the last to go up, so he could only hold his chin and listen to some boring jokes from the guests on the stage, while waiting for when it would be his turn.
Not only was Jiang Shu a little bored to listen to, but the audience was also bored.
The scale of the complaint is too small, and the jokes are not interesting enough, and everyone is tired of hearing gossip or something.
Such a fluttering complaint without any sparks is not what the audience expects.
After more than an hour......
"Next, I would like to invite our last guest in this issue, Jiang ...... Shu!" The host called out Jiang Shu's name quite passionately.
Jiang Shu suddenly woke up from his drowsy state.
"It's finally my turn!"
After straightening his clothes, Jiang Shu waved his hand to the audience, walked to the microphone on the stage and stood still.
agreed to record the show this time, Jiang Shu did not have the purpose of becoming famous, but with the purpose of completely ruining his star road.
And the way to do this is simple.
You only need to offend all the guests present.
When the time comes, as soon as the show is broadcast, the fans of this group of guests will naturally help him completely cut off the star road.
The corners of Jiang Shu's mouth curved a little, and he opened his hands to introduce himself.
"Hello everyone, I am Jiang Shu! Jiang is the river of the river, and Shu is the Shu of the speech!"
In the first sentence, Jiang Shu used a novel way of introducing himself, which attracted the attention of many audiences at the scene.
The audience, who was originally a little drowsy, cheered up, and their curious eyes fell on Jiang Shu.
"Everyone may wonder who this guy is, is there really no one in the program team, and he pulled a random number on the street. Let me clarify this myself, I...... It was really pulled over by the program team to make up the numbers. ”
"Not only did everyone here not expect, but even I didn't expect that I would be invited to participate in this show. Although this show is not popular, and the stars who are out of fashion are not once or twice, but this time I was invited, and I feel that I have reached the limit. If it goes on like this, director, I think you have to change the name of this show, and change the name to ...... "How Many People You Don't Know in the Entertainment Industry"!"
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