Chapter 29: The Book List
The sun in July in Haijiang is the hottest, and what is hotter than the sun is Tian Mimi's scorching gaze.
After He Zhouyu confessed that he was a road idiot who would lose his way if he didn't turn around, Tian Mimi began to turn around in three steps, and when she turned around, she stared at his strange steps with a smirk, laughing so that He Zhouyu was flustered, short of breath, itchy scalp, and uncomfortable.
"Tian Mimi, have you laughed enough?"
He Zhouyu held the trolley with one hand and covered his face with the other, not knowing whether he was blocking the sun or someone's gaze.
"I laughed low, and you made me laugh for two more minutes. ”
Tian Mimi simply turned around, faced He Zhouyu, laughed heartily, and laughed for a while before slowly stopping.
He Zhouyu raised his eyebrows and said incredulously: "Is it so funny that I'm a road idiot?"
"Aren't I happy? You see, there are so many boxes of meals to be delivered every day, and I have little strength, and you are a road idiot, and no one can deliver them without it. Then we don't have to be together every day? I am so happy when I think that I can be alone with you! I will wake up laughing tonight!"
Tian Mimi snorted after speaking, and laughed again.
She said it on purpose. According to her understanding of He Zhouyu, although now he rarely speaks gently and kindly because he needs someone to guide him, in his heart, he must be thinking: Lonely men and widows are together every day, and that Tian Mimi is not happy to death?
Instead of listening to He Zhouyu say this to add blockage to his heart, it is better to say it himself first and add blockage to his heart.
Tian Mimi thinks so and does so.
But the stinky face of He Zhouyu, which she expected, did not appear.
He Zhouyu not only didn't get angry, but also laughed twice, as if he had heard a funny cold joke.
Seeing this scene, Tian Mimi was shocked, and hurriedly took out a Huoxiang Zhengqi Water from her backpack and handed it to him: "Big Face He, don't think that heat stroke is a trivial matter, heat stroke will also kill people! ”
He Zhouyu took Huoxiang Zhengqi Water and didn't drink it in his hand.
He glanced at Huoxiang Zhengqi Shui, and then at Tian Mimi, who was nervous.
Strangely asked, "Why do you think I'm suffering from heat stroke? What's wrong with me?"
Tian Mimi's eyes widened like copper bells, and she looked at him in disbelief.
"As a big-faced He, you're not narcissistic anymore. Do you still think you're right?"
Hearing Tian Mimi's words, He Zhouyu, who had always had an indifferent face, actually laughed again.
His smile was like a sven scum who suddenly got a trick in a dog's blood soap opera, Tian Mimi's back was cold, her hair stood on end, and she hurriedly took out her mobile phone.
"Big face congratulations, I'll call an ambulance immediately, if you insist on it, don't wait until the doctor comes." ”
He Zhouyu covered Tian Mimi's mobile phone and stopped her actions.
"Don't worry, I didn't suffer from heat stroke, and I didn't talk nonsense. He Zhouyu seemed to recall something, and said: "I did misunderstand you before, I'm sorry! But you hit me so hard yesterday, any anger should be gone." Let's be clear between each other and be good colleagues in the future, okay?"
As he spoke, He Zhouyu stretched out his friendly left hand towards Tian Mimi.
Tian Mimi looked at He Zhouyu's outstretched hand in disbelief, her eyes full of questions.
"Big face, congratulations, are you serious?
Tian Mimi didn't believe that a normal person would change so much overnight, let alone a stubborn person like He Zhouyu.
Unless...... It's him acting.
But what is the need to act in this play?
Anyway, for the sake of the bed, I will definitely come to volunteer.
"Do I need to act? Anyway, for the sake of the bed, you will definitely come to volunteer. ”
It was like hearing Tian Mimi's heart, and every word He Zhouyu said was what Tian Mimi was thinking at this moment.
In the face of He Zhouyu's friendly change, Tian Mimi was still skeptical.
After all, in her cognition, He Zhouyu is an indifferent and ruthless narcissist, and the tendons in her brain have never been matched.
Leng Buding turned back into a normal person, which really made her uncomfortable.
"I smashed you yesterday and smashed the tendons in your brain?"
This is the only reasonable explanation that Tian Mimi can think of.
He Zhouyu was silent, and Okita Mimi smiled as an answer.
"In that case. Tian Mimi touched her backpack again, felt something, and stuffed it into He Zhouyu's hand: "Give it." ”
It was a white porcelain jar with the word "external" on the outside of the jar.
He Zhouyu opened the white porcelain jar and sniffed it, and there was a faint woody fragrance.
"This is Roche's swelling and pain-relieving cream?"
He Zhouhe was able to recognize this medicine, and Tian Mimi was a little surprised.
Luo's medical clinic focuses on health care, although their swelling and pain-relieving cream is good, but few people outside know it, and it is troublesome to do, Dr. Luo Zhen only makes a little bit every year to give away, and the jar in her hand is still the last time she was beaten and pulled out of Xiong Maomao's hand.
"You're pretty knowledgeable! It's a good thing, you can't buy it outside. ”
"That's all for me?"
He Zhouhe looked at the jar of ointment in his hand that could be completely cleaned with a turn of his fingers, and he was a little funny.
The amount of a jar of ointment is not much, not to mention that the jar that Tian Mimi took out was the one she used last time, so it was naturally pitiful.
Tian Mimi didn't think there was anything wrong with this, and pointed to the dark green on He Zhouyu's forehead, which was very reasonable: "You are so injured, it's a waste to give too much!"
He Zhouyu looked at the ointment in his hand and smiled very subtly: "You are still really environmentally friendly." ”
felt that He Zhouhe was scolding himself for being stingy, but Tian Mimi was not angry, and cheekily accepted his "praise".
"I'll just praise you for me. Thank you!"
He Zhouhe looked at the faceless and skinless Tian Mimi in front of him, and suddenly felt a little emotional.
Xiang Yu's words are really right, no matter what kind of person Tian Mimi is, the thickness of her face is really the same as Han Yingluo.
He Zhouhe took out his mobile phone and sent another message to Tian Mimi.
"Tian Mimi, you have not undergone systematic training and cannot deliver meals independently, so today's volunteer time is not double. ”
"I'll send you a volunteer book list, and when you're ready to deliver meals independently, you'll be doubled for volunteer time. ”
Tian Mimi clicked on the information, slid her hand twice, and her face turned green all of a sudden.
She flipped over her phone, pointed to He Zhouyu, and pointed to the screen, her fingers trembling slightly.
"When will I finish reading all these books?"
I saw that the eight big characters of "Volunteer Essential Knowledge Booklist" were centered at the top of the screen, and down were serial numbers 1 to 100, a full 100 books, from the name of the book, the compiler, the publishing house, the time of publication and the edition are written in great detail.
This volunteer book list contains many books, and there are many leaps and bounds, from "Community Care and Self-Management for Diabetes", "MLM Brainwashing Record" to "Introduction to Japanese", "Gomoku Opening Guide", and then to "Contemporary Chinese Religious Taboos" and "The Latest Collection of Middle-aged and Elderly Square Dance Masterpieces", which can be described as all-encompassing and everything.
The largest number of books are medical books, accounting for almost one-third.
"Except for medical books, you can probably read the others. ”
He Zhouyu comforted Tian Mimi very intimately.
Looking at He Zhouyu, Tian Mimi barely squeezed out a fake smile that was more ugly than crying.
"It's as if there are only a little bit of medical books, and there are all of them in front of me, a full thirty books!
He Zhouyu patted Tian Mimi's little shoulder with concern.
"The knowledge in these books is very basic, and it is all you need to master as a volunteer. ”
"If you think I'm targeting you, you can ask Xiao Yan if she started going to work after reading these books. ”
"I won't let you suffer, for every time you finish reading a book, I'll count you as twelve hours of volunteering. ”
Reading books to learn volunteer knowledge can also calculate volunteer time, which really doesn't sound like a loss.
But Tian Mimi, who was not very good at studying when she was a child, looked at the long list of books in her mobile phone, and her scalp was numb.
[When was the last time I read a book?]
[I don't think I have touched a serious book since I graduated!]
So, she licked her face and bargained with He Zhouyu: "He Zhouyu, there are too many books, you can simplify it!"
"Yes. He Zhouyu happily agreed to Tian Mimi's request, and then added: "But if you look at the condensed version, I won't give you volunteer time." ”
Seven days a week, two hours a day, ideally 14 hours a week.
2,000 hours of volunteer work is equivalent to going to the 100-year-old canteen for 1,000 days in a row without getting sick or resting, that is to say, two beds = 1,000 days = 143 weeks ≈ three years, and one bed = 500 days≈ 71 and a half weeks ≈ one and a half years.
If you can read the book list given by He Zhouyu, 100 books is 1,200 hours, that is, 600 days of volunteering, that is to say, 100 books = 600 days = 1 bed.
Tian Mimi pondered in her heart for a while before she raised her head: "Isn't it just a hundred books, just read it!"
He Zhouyu nodded: "Okay." ”
Tian Mimi looked down at the book list again, and after reading it, her face was bitter and hateful: "There are so many books, I have to see when!"
He Zhouyu looked at Tian Mimi's bitter and hateful appearance, touched his chin, thought for a moment, and made a decision: "You usually have to go to work, and I can't always supervise whether you are reading a book, so let's start with a medical book, read a book and take the exam once, I will come up with the questions, and pass the test at sixty points." ”
If you take one test for a book, don't you have to take a hundred tests for a hundred books?
If you add that you haven't been able to take the exam and need to take a make-up exam......
Tian Mimi's face turned black directly.
"Forget it, Big Face He, you better give me a lite version!"
Seeing Tian Mimi's face turn black, He Zhouyu smiled happily, he patted Tian Mimi's shoulder, and said quickly: "Since you have made your choice, don't regret it, read well, and prepare for the exam with peace of mind!"