As the old saying goes, "things gather by like, people by groups", what kind of people make what kind of friends, Xie Zeyong himself is an animal who can only see a woman's breasts and buttocks with two eyes, and the fat guy he just met seems to be such a beast.

"Maomao, can you be as mature as me, show off a little inside, no matter how beautiful your brother's woman is, don't worry about it! understand?" Brother Xie Zeyong patted Maomao's shoulder and said in a lesson.

"No, Brother Yong... Didn't you say just now..."Mao Mao looked at me pantingly, and then pointed to Zhang Na, who had already walked away, so anxious that beads of sweat began to appear on her head.

"You are brainless, the girl is thin-skinned, I was going to say that girl is my brother's horse, people must be embarrassed, how can my brother continue in the future? Silly roe deer..." Xie Zeyong said angrily with hatred on his face: "If you are just this wisdom, we will not be able to continue to get along in the future!"

"Ahem, Brother Yong... That girl just now really has nothing to do with me, and it definitely won't have anything to do with it!" I saw that Mao Mao drooped her head and looked like she had made a mistake, and hurriedly waved her hand to explain.

"It's okay and can't... What? It doesn't matter? Why did you say it earlier!" Xie Zeyong was preaching Mao Mao with a serious face, but after hearing my words, he reacted instantly, spit on his hand, rubbed it back and forth twice, then sipped it on his head, and pulled his leg and pushed it in the direction of our class: "Sister paper, my name is Xie Zeyong, and I am nicknamed Northeast Wu Yanzu..."

"Ed..." Mao Mao was dumbfounded, dug her nostrils cutely, shrunk her neck at me, and said in a rough voice, "Brother Bao, we will all be buddies in the future, take care of more brothers..."

I nodded my head hurriedly and complimented, "We're all friends, take care of each other!" and the two of us walked towards the class together.

While walking, I secretly thought to myself about Xie Zeyong's enrollment The Yellow Emperor definitely moved his hands and feet, otherwise it would not be so coincidental, Xie Zeyong happened to be assigned to our class, and it seems that it is really necessary to have a good relationship with the Yellow Emperor.

If I want to get ahead with my academic performance, it is too difficult to change my life, and if I want my parents to live a good life, the only way to do this is to take shortcuts and get out of the way.

After returning to the classroom, Xie Zeyong was sitting next to Zhang Na chattering without shame, and as for Zhang Na's previous tablemate, he was honestly standing in the back corner of the classroom, looking like he was standing on punishment.

Zhang Na is also a character, obviously she is in the bones, but she can still pretend to be a saint who is clear and jade, let Xie Zeyong spit beside her, she always looks ignorant, covering her mouth and laughing twice or nodding her head from time to time.

"Bao, arrange a seat for our brother, he can do two positions by himself with this physique, don't be aggrieved!" Seeing me and Mao Mao coming in together, Xie Zeyong squeezed his eyebrows at me and said.

"No, we can still be brothers! I'll arrange it for him with my face?" I looked at Xie Zeyong helplessly, this thing is too violent, three or five people can't stop it at all, take the special classroom as a hotel, and let me arrange a seat for Maomao...

Ignoring Xie Zeyong, who was pretending to be hilarious, I beckoned Mao Mao to come to the back row first and squeeze me for a while.

After a while, the class bell rang, and our head teacher walked in with a spring breeze, when I saw Xie Zeyong sitting next to Zhang Na and Mao Mao who was squeezing next to me, and Zhang Na who was standing at the root of the wall.

He was slightly stunned at first, then stroked his "Mediterranean" hairstyle twice, and slapped the blackboard on the lectern twice before raising his voice and saying, "Students, today our sixth class ushered in two new students, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

The classmates in the class clapped their hands twice, and the head teacher continued, "Then let's ask the two new students to introduce themselves." ”

"Teacher, I'll come first!" Mao Mao pouted his buttocks, almost cocked you to the ground, raised his hand high, looked like a good student, and the head teacher smiled and nodded in agreement.

"Hello everyone! My name is Mao Mao, Chairman Mao's Mao, Mao Amin's Mao! I am eighteen years old this year, and I am transferred from Shanghai, please take care of my classmates and teachers in the future!" Mao Mao said and bowed 90 degrees very politely, but the belly of this thing was too big, and when I bowed my waist, I actually heard a slight "Sla..." sound.

I always thought that Mao Mao was just his nickname or nickname, but I didn't expect this guy to be so stupid and cute, and his name is called this.

Especially when I heard that he was transferred from Shanghai, my mind suddenly became active, and I instantly had the idea of having a good relationship with him, after all, my brother is in Shanghai, and I can't say that I will go to that big city in the future.

"Okay, next!" The head teacher looked at Xie Zeyong with a chrysanthemum smile on his face, my brother Yong is also awesome enough, the head teacher has been standing on the podium for almost ten minutes, and he is still talking to Zhang Nara with a look of indifference.

"Ahem... New classmate!" The head teacher's face was a little embarrassed, he coughed dryly, and frowned in the direction of Xie Zeyong, Zhang Na hurriedly pushed Xie Zeyong to signal.

Xie Zeyong reacted at this time, stood up unhurriedly, pretended to be chic and shook his chicken nest twice like yellow hair, and said with a cheap smile, "My name is Xie Zeyong, nicknamed Northeast Wu Yanzu, and I like to make friends with all kinds of female classmates..."

"Alright, alright, everyone, applause and welcome!" The head teacher stopped the excited Xie Zeyong in time.

Next, the head teacher arranged new seats for Xie Zeyong and Mao Mao, arranged the two damaged goods in front of me and Wang Xing, and began to officially start the class.

Back to the long-lost class, I felt very strange, listening to the book as if staring at the two big dumb eyes for a full forty-five minutes, after hearing the bell of the end of class, my heart instantly rolled out of an indescribable sadness, I know that I have been getting farther and farther away from good students, when I think of my parents' disappointed look, my heart is a twitch.

When I was sad, Xie Ze, who was sitting in front of me, turned his head bravely, shook his phone excitedly, and said: "Bao Bao, let's ask Qianqian to come out to play at night? That girl has definitely taken a fancy to you! You see you've been sending me messages to ask about you..."

"We have to study on our own at night..."I shook my head and wanted to refuse, I already owed Wang Qian too much, and I didn't want to continue to owe favors.

"Silly roe deer, the so-called forced is not a groove, and it is a big rebellion! If you don't take advantage of the fact that you have a few more girls to sleep now, how can you be embarrassed to show off your youth to others in the future..."Xie Zeyong glanced at me, and then pointed to Wang Xing, who was sleeping, and whispered, "Don't be like this guy, you think about money and money all day..."

"What?" I really didn't know that Wang Xing had such thoughts.

"You don't know? His father and his mother are divorced, his mother has a bad heart, the family has always been short of money, and he has been working for people during winter and summer vacations. Xie Zeyong explained to me in a whisper.

"I need money, how much do I have?" Maomao unresponsively reached for his wallet.

"Let's pull it down, my brother has a very strong self-esteem, and he never borrows money..."Xie Zeyong pushed Mao Mao's hand back, stood up and ran towards Zhang Na, "I'll go talk to the old girl for a while, and see if I can make an appointment in the evening." ”

"Hehe, Brother Yong is really a man..."Mao Mao looked at Xie Zeyong with a look of adoration, took out a pack of red soft China from his pocket, squeezed his eyebrows at me, and said, "Brother Kang, smoke in the toilet for a while?"

"No, I'll take a nap!" I smiled and waved my hand.

Mao Mao looked like she was addicted to smoking, rubbed her hands and smiled, "Then I'll go by myself..."

"Alas..." I sighed and glanced at Wang Xing next to me, if it weren't for Xie Zeyong to say, I wouldn't have known Wang Xing's family conditions, and I had always thought that his family was quite rich.

"Brother Bao, I suddenly remembered an important matter. As soon as I got on the table, Xie Zeyong suddenly ran back with a gust of wind, patted me on the back and said solemnly: "If a girl is particularly rich, there are two possibilities, either the man who sleeps with her is awesome, or the man who sleeps with the fuck, Qianqian must belong to the latter type." ”

"So what?" I couldn't get used to Xie Zeyong's leapfrog thinking.

"Brother Yong... Brother Kang..."When the two of us were talking, we stood at the entrance of the classroom with a blue nose and a swollen face and cried.