Chapter 565: Unexpected Joy
Lao Liu and Guo Bald were originally going to stage a real PK, but following Bai Wuchang's fingers, both of them looked at the screen and couldn't help laughing.
A chubby young man is being constantly reprimanded by a middle-aged woman with glasses and skinny as a monkey.
"Big Bear, why can't you do anything? Lao Tzu was sent here with you, it's really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! Is it so difficult for you to find a No. 1 item?"
The fat young man held his head and endured the punches and kicks of the middle-aged man, and he had no intention of fighting back.
"Yes... I'm sorry, Director, it's my fault, it's my fault, forgive me, stop fighting, woo!"
"Damn, look at you're tall and big, like a piece of waste!"
After the director scolded angrily, he commanded: "Go and find me something to eat now! Otherwise, when I return to the company, see how I clean you up!"
"Okay, Director, wait a minute, I'll go right away!"
Big Bear is upside down, there is no complaint, he is in the company, he is often squeezed by the director, and he does all the dirty work, but overtime pay and benefits, for Big Bear, it is simply a fantasy.
The big bear searched for a long time, but he found two green fruits, he smiled and put away the fruits, and then handed them to the director flatteringly, and said: "Director! ”
"Is it poisonous? Have you washed it?" After the director took the fruit, he disliked it in every way, and finally he was so hungry that he had to bite it.
"Oh, I'm rubbing! It's so sour! Big bear, are you deliberately tricking the old lady?"
The director kicked at the big bear, but the other party's skin was rough and thick, and his foot was shocked and hurt.
"Director... Don't be angry, I'll find these two fruits in the wilderness of this island... ”
"You're not going to look for something else,!"
The old woman angrily threw the wild fruit to the ground, and then sat alone and sulked.
Big Bear picked up the fruit that had been bitten twice with tears in his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth, the sour taste filled his mouth, but what made him even more puzzled was the human heart!
In the blank room, these people did not move the director, one is because the other party is old and decrepit, and the other is because of the existence of the big bear, this guy is definitely not weaker than Zheng Feng from the outside!
Also close to two meters tall, Big Bear weighs more, but his personality determines his fate, one has become the leader of a small team, and the other has to be insulted by the previous leader.
"Big Bear, don't hate me, the director is also for your good! This so-called reality show, don't take it seriously, the police will come to save us soon!"
Every time the old woman coaxed the big bear with words, the latter smiled slightly, he was not stupid, but he felt that no matter how he said it, this snarky person was also his only acquaintance on the island.
After eating two wild fruits, the bear felt much stronger.
"Director, let's go ahead and look for numbered items, you need number 0, I need number 1. ”
"What are you urging? Lao Tzu doesn't know how to go, are you teaching me to do things?"
"No... No... ”
The director instills the idea that she has absolute leadership over Big Bear all the time.
As the two of them walked farther and farther away, a few bird calls rang out from time to time in the jungle, and the director was obviously a little frightened, and said, "Big bear, you are a man, if there is danger, you can't let me have trouble!"
"Hehe, director, don't worry!"
Big Bear smiled innocently, and didn't notice that a pair of eyes had already stared at the two of them!
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After Ye Fan and the three women were ready to go, they continued to look for the numbered items, although they didn't find it, but Li Yuting's luck was quite good, she tripped over a bow, and there were a total of thirty arrows not far away!
"It's so annoying! If only there was a gun, what's the use of building together!" Li Yuting was very dissatisfied, holding a bow and arrow.
"Although I studied it a few times in college, this bow obviously can't be pulled... ”
Yang Qian tried to pull the bow away, but found that her strength was too small.
As for Luo Suli, she simply used it to play, "Ye Fan, what are you laughing at!
"I know a little bit about it!"
Ye Fan picked up the bow with a smile, and after he died, he pulled it hard, and couldn't help but admire: "Good bow! This kind of use to deal with enemies in the distance couldn't be more useful!"
"Cut! Pulling out the bow and arrow is just a lot of strength, you may not be able to shoot accurately!" Li Yuting snorted coldly and said disdainfully.
Ye Fan saw a wild goat grazing in the distance, and asked with a smile, "Do you dare to make a bet?" If I hit the wild goat with an arrow, I will hit your ass!"
After hearing Ye Fan's bet, Li Yuting's pretty face turned red and said angrily: "Uncle! You are as shameless as those men!
"Dare or don't dare, you say a quick word and it's over. Ye Fan looked at Li Yuting with a smile, the sweet girl is always not well-behaved, it seems that she has to teach her a lesson!
Yang Qian secretly said in her heart: "I knew that I would have made a bet with Ye Fan, don't think about it, you don't want him to spank you!"
Luo Suli approached Ye Fan with a big grin and said, "Xiao Fanfan, if you want to touch your sister's buttocks, you just need to say it!
After that, this guy actually began to writhe constantly, trying to scratch Ye Fan, so frightened that the latter immediately moved away from a meter, and said: "Luo Suli, pay attention to your quality!"
"Cut! Dog man, you know that you are pretending to be garlic, and my sister won't play with you anymore!" Luo Suli twisted her little buttocks, turned around and left directly.
Ye Fan was frightened by this witch, holding a bow and arrow in his hand, he quietly approached about fifty meters and shot an arrow!
"Whoosh!"
The bow is like a thunderbolt!
Before the male goat could react, he had already been hit by an arrow in the neck!
Just as he wanted to escape, Ye Fan's second arrow had already been shot and hit again!
For Ye Fan's archery skills, the three women covered their mouths in surprise!
It was already difficult to shoot at a stationary target, not to mention that Ye Fan shot a goat that was already about to escape!
"Wow, uncle, you're too powerful!" Li Yuting had long forgotten to block it, jumped into Ye Fan's arms, and said, "I'm going to eat kebabs tonight!"
Yang Qian also said shyly: "Ye Fan, you are awesome! I also want to learn archery with you in the future... ”
"Smack!"
Luo Suli patted Ye Fan on the back and said: "Archery is good, but I don't know other aspects, whether the shooting is accurate!"
"Old driver!"
Ye Fan had no choice but to quickly avoid Luo Suli and go to get the loot, the four of them were also hungry, and convenience food became quite inconvenient in the wilderness and without water, but it was not as refreshing as mutton.
"Uncle, doesn't your left arm hurt anymore?"
Li Yuting asked in confusion, after all, it was only a few hours since Ye Fan's left arm was injured, and now Ye Fan was able to draw a bow and shoot arrows without delay at all!
Sure enough, as soon as Li Yuting finished speaking, Ye Fan's wound was oozing some blood.
"Let you crow's mouth!" Yang Qian said distressedly: "Ye Fan, does it hurt now?
Li Yuting, don't cry and lose your face, if you really don't want to go, let your uncle beat your little ass!"
Li Yuting shyly took it here, and then said, "That... Then you light up... ”
Ye Fan smiled and threw the male goat on the ground and said, "See, what is this?"
The third girl noticed a little and noticed that there was a label numbered "0" on the goat's horn!
"Uncle, you're so lucky! The blind cat meets a dead mouse!" Li Yuting kissed Ye Fan excitedly and said, "Now we are only short of a No. 0 item and a No. 1 item! If that hateful JK bastard hadn't taken it, the four of us would be safe!"
"Luck is also on our side, but Ye Fan is not a blind cat!" Yang Qian said with a smile.
Luo Suli's eyes also shone brightly, and she said, "Speaking of which, we really have hope of living!"
Ye Fan put his hand on Luo Suli's shoulder and said, "Don't talk nonsense, prepare to make a fire, we're going to have dinner, I'll show you the skills of this chef!"
"Xiao Fanfan, you are so amazing, now you dare to touch your sister, do you want to wait for the two girls to fall asleep and do something embarrassing?"