Volume 1 Chapter 7: Self-cultivation of the class teacher
"The host is caused by . . . . (Your students will remember you for the rest of their lives) scared their own students, look at the excitement value +100"
"The host has unlocked the achievement [Perverted Macho], and the reward is 300, and the balance at this time is 650. ”
Li Zheng stood on the podium with an embarrassed smile on his face at this time, not knowing what to do next, after all, this was his first time as a class teacher.
"What the hell? Why do you suddenly add so much? What kind of thing is a perverted hunk? Forget the hunk, but where am I perverted?"
"The system doesn't know (you wouldn't want to know). ”
Li glanced at him seriously, too lazy to play dumb riddles with this sand sculpture system, he had more important things to do now.
"Uh... It's the first day I've come to school, and I don't know everyone yet, so I'm going to take a roll call to get familiar with the next face, and the classmates who were called are troubled to stand up and shout it. ”
Li seriously picked up the roll call score on the podium and read it one by one, I have to say that at this time, when his lower body was blocked by the podium, he still looked like a good teacher.
"Ahem, it's on, roaring cage set. ”
"To. ”
"Peijiao. ”
"It's coming. ”
"Lu Renjia"
"Here's it. ”
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After a while, Li carefully counted all the names, almost recognized everyone's faces, and everyone in the class was surprisingly cooperative, even the gangsters didn't dare to cause trouble, and reported quietly.
As the bell rang outside the classroom, the twenty-minute morning self-study was over.
"Huh, so fast? uh, so be it, class. ”
As soon as Li seriously heard the bell, he hurriedly walked out of the classroom door, just after being on the podium for a while, he was already sweating nervously.
"Whew... Luckily, I'm a PE teacher and I don't have to teach. ”
He just walked down the hallway of the school building and began to look for his office.
"Ahh
"Damn... ”
"Who is this man?"
"A real man... ”
Li walked seriously, and slowly found that wherever he went, there would be an exclamation, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange.
"The host is surrounded by a large number of students (no, I can't help it), 30% of them are women (you look down), look at the excitement value +150 at this time balance: 800"
"Keep your head down?"
Li seriously saw the content in the brackets and looked down...
Mentality collapses.
"I'm a muddy horse!"
The next moment, Li seriously covered his crotch with his hands and ran wildly, and quickly rushed into the men's toilet.
"You definitely did it on purpose! Why didn't you tell me earlier! You! Apologize to Lao Tzu!"
Li Zhengcheng spat at the system in his head, but the system seemed to know that he was a little too much, so he simply hid it and ignored Li Zhengcheng.
"Jingle bells. ”
Finally, after Li seriously endured ten minutes in the filthy and foul-smelling toilet cubicle, the class bell rang, and he hurriedly walked out of the toilet and found the office with his sullen oxygenated sheep underwear.
"Hey, you're the new Teacher Li, right? Ahh
As soon as Li Zhengcheng pushed open the door, he bumped into another teacher, who was originally very enthusiastic to greet him, but after seeing Li Zhengcheng's lower body, he instinctively screamed, and the atmosphere gradually fell silent.
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"Huh... Hehehe, thank you, Mr. Qi, I'm sorry to scare you just now. ”
Li Zheng sat on his desk with a cracked expression, and the pants on his lower body had been changed into the sweatpants of the school's teachers.
"It's okay, you're embarrassed too, after all, the pants are broken like that and you've walked all the way, I happen to be good at needlework, and it's okay for my colleagues to help you. ”
On the other side of Li Zhengcheng, a female teacher was holding Li Zhengcheng's open crotch pants in her hand, sewing and mending them with stitches and threads.
This teacher's name is Qi Mengli, a very nice name, and it's a little out of place when you hear it, but what doesn't match such a nice name is that this female teacher doesn't look very good, or rather, it's ugly, dark and fat.
Li Zheng didn't have any opinion on the other party's appearance, after all, with his maternal experience so far, what qualifications did he have to say that others were not good-looking.
"Teacher Qi, what are you teaching? You are so gentle and kind, the students must like you very much, right?"
Li seriously felt that he was a little embarrassed to ask someone to help him mend his pants when they met for the first time, so he took the initiative to find a topic to talk to Qi Mengli.
"Well, in the eyes of some students, no matter how gentle they are, no matter how gentle they are, no one cares. ”
Qi Mengli sighed softly, and her tone became a little emotional, as if she had asked her heart.
"I'm a Chinese teacher, some students are too naughty, they like to play tricks on people, the previous teacher Yin was angry and left, just when you came in, I thought your pants were made by them. ”
Although Qi Mengli's is not very good, her voice is very nice and infectious, and Li listened carefully and was involuntarily substituted into the other party's emotions.
"Ahh ”
Li Zheng was a little puzzled, if this group of students was really so annoying, why could a female teacher persevere.
"Teacher Qi, since even the last head teacher was angry and left, why are you still here? Looking at the documents on your desk, I'm afraid you've been teaching them for a long time, right?"
Qi Mengli was silent for a while, then turned her head and quietly looked into Li's serious eyes.
"Because I believe in changing them, and if I'm patient enough, they'll understand it one day. ”
Li seriously heard this, he didn't know what to say, he could feel that the teacher Qi in front of him was actually very tired, but because of this, the other party's persistence made him feel admired.
"Haha, I'm sorry, I put pressure on you on the first day. Shmm, here you go, it's made up. ”
Qi Mengli looked at the silent Li seriously, smiled, and then handed him the mended pants.
In Li Zheng's eyes, the profession of class teacher is actually just a job, but after seeing Teacher Qi's attitude, he couldn't help but change his opinion of his identity as a class teacher.
"Hmmm... Why don't you try to do it seriously? ”
Thinking of this, Li seriously stood up, changed into mended pants, and walked out of the office.
"The basic skills of the head teacher!The listening of the wall! The misty eyes outside the window!The devil's smile behind the back!The horn voice of criticism!"
That's right, Li seriously decided to monitor a wave now, since he is responsible for his students when he becomes a class teacher, he can't take his salary in vain.
He crept to the front of the classroom and began eavesdropping.
"Why is it so noisy? Isn't it math class? The teacher didn't come?"
The sound in the classroom is very noisy, and even the train station during the Spring Festival is not so lively.
At this time, a nameless fire suddenly rose in Li Zhengcheng's heart, he gritted his teeth, pushed the door and entered, and shouted when he entered the door.
"What's the noise, how are you doing class?"
However, after he entered the door and yelled, he found that it was not that the math teacher did not come, but that the math teacher was beaten...
"it, is it so cruel?"
At this time, most of the students in the class were sitting in place, their heads bowed and not daring to squeak, and only five people stood on the podium, hammering the math teacher in the middle.
Li Zheng was very surprised, he thought that the naughtiness in Qi Mengli's mouth was at most the level of playing with a thousand years of killing, but he didn't expect it to be so serious that he beat the math teacher. He froze in place, a little stunned...
When Li seriously entered the classroom, everyone saw it, but now he has lost the bonus of sexy open crotch pants, and his aura can no longer suppress those gangsters.
"Yo, isn't this the new Mr. Li?
Just when Li was seriously considering whether to run away as if he didn't see it, a male classmate who was at least 1.82 meters tall stood up and seriously provoked Li, without any respect in his words. Li seriously remembered this person's name, his name was Xiao Filling.
"No, Lao Tzu is the chosen one with a system, how can you be afraid of them?"
"System! Give Lao Tzu five wisdom reduction talismans!"
"The exchange is complete (something is going to happen...) ), at this time look at the balance of the lively value: 550"
Wisdom Reduction Charm in hand, I have it in the world, Li Zheng was carrying five wisdom reduction charms, and suddenly had confidence, he waved his big hand, and yelled at the gangsters who were still waving their fists.
"Let go of that math teacher!
He smiled lewdly, secretly pinching the wisdom reduction charm in his left hand, ready to slap the face of a lucky person at any time, and he was not afraid at all.
"Want to make trouble? can ~"
"Don't blame me for being ruthless. ”