Zhang Xiaofeng, who had only one day of vacation left, honestly returned to his rental house and began to prepare for today's live broadcast, there was really no way, Yutu had already discussed with him several times, and if he didn't broadcast his own live broadcast, I was afraid that it would be chilling.

Putting the mobile phone away, Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the pile of books on the side, cleared his throat, and took out the tea jar prepared in advance, which was brewed with strong tea.

Today, Zhang Xiaofeng seems to have made a bad move.

He wants to tell a story today, anyway, this group of turtle fairies doesn't know anything, and everything is fresh, Zhang Xiaofeng will make them fresh enough today, look at Guo Degang's cross talk anthology on the side, Grimm's fairy tales, and some books that Zhang Xiaofeng likes to read, alive, as well as Lu Xun's morning flowers and sunset, the leap soil and Xianglin's sister-in-law, he will be presumptuous today, and talk enough.

Entering the live broadcast room, dozens of immortals poured in in an instant.

"Hahaha, what kind of Buddhist anchor is this. ”

"I'll see, I'll see, is it me?"

"If you don't broadcast live, the old man will have to go down to find someone!"

“......”

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at this group of immortals complaining there, but he was not annoyed, and participated with relish.

"What kind of fairy anchor is this, taking our love to squander unscrupulously. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at this barrage and thought it was interesting, hehe laughed twice, and said, "Are you gg or mm?"

The barrage calmed down for a moment, and then instantly turned on the swipe mode.

"What do you mean?"

"Ding~get new vocabulary. ”

"Sen is gg, what is mm?"

"Same question. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was really moved by their curiosity and explained briefly.

"This gg,That's what brother means.,You don't know pinyin.,This is the abbreviation of brother's pinyin.,Refers to men.,What about that mm.,In the same way,Refers to women.,Similarly, if you meet an interested opposite sex.,You can also call them little brother and little sister.。 ”

"You are more powerful than Confucius. ”

"Yes, Confucius has never told us about these things, and I will show him tomorrow in class. ”

Looking at this sentence, Zhang Xiaofeng, who was drinking water in a tea jar, almost choked to death.

If he let Master Confucius know that he taught his students all these bells and whistles, would he come down to cut himself?

"No, don't tell Confucius that he must know all this, but if you don't tell you, don't play big knives in front of Guan Gongmen. ”

"Guan Gong, isn't he the nine-star governor of the Yamen? Why can't he play with a big knife in front of his door? ”

Zhang Xiaofeng "......".

Forget it, Zhang Xiaofeng is not ready to talk to this group of idle fairies anymore, picked up the Grimm fairy tale from the side, took a sip of strong tea in a decent manner, and started the shelf first as if he was a narrator.

"Today I will give you a different story, today's storytelling. ”

"Storytellers, there are also many storytellers in Heavenly Court, and most of them have heard some strange things in Heavenly Court, and their ears have been calloused. ”

"Yes. ”

One person leads the rhythm, and the barrage falls in an instant.

Zhang Xiaofeng smiled, patted his chest and assured that what he said was not at all different from them, so the immortals spared him, and the barrage began to calm down.

Wiping the cold sweat, Zhang Xiaofeng complained in his heart.

What kind of fairy is this, it is estimated that when the Internet is popularized, these are all famous trolls, and this rhythm allows them to bring.

Turning the page, the first chapter tells the story of the frog prince, Zhang Xiaofeng cleared his throat, he was confident that these turtle fairies had never heard such an interesting story.

Zhang Xiaofeng's voice was quite magnetic, he lowered his head and read the story carefully to everyone, it seems that this scene is quite warm.

"Once upon a time there was a frog. ”

Barrage: "Quack!"

Zhang Xiaofeng glanced at the barrage and couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Excuse me, never. Zhang Xiaofeng quickly calmed down and continued reading: "Once upon a time, there was a prince who was turned into a frog by a witch, and only when he met a girl who loved her and kissed her could he become a prince again. ”

Barrage: "No shame." ”

"What witch is so idle?"

"Is it a GG toad or a mm frog?"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

He no longer paid attention to this group of unlucky immortals, and told his own story to himself.

At last, the girl kissed the frog, and the frog became a tall and handsome prince, and the two were happily together. ”

After telling a story, Zhang Xiaofeng looked up at the barrage, and almost lost his breath after a glance.

"Isn't she greedy when she kisses frogs? There is a dish in the restaurant of the God of Food, which is fried frogs, which is fragrant. ”

"I don't know, I guess I couldn't help it, I didn't seem to pay attention to eating raw at that time. ”

"I'm definitely hungry, I can't help it if it were me. ”

“......”

Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't understand the brain circuits of the immortals, when he was in school, he was moved for a long time when he heard this story, what the hell is going on?

Zhang Xiaofeng immediately turned to the second page, and when he saw it, it turned out to be Snow White, this page is good, there will definitely be no problems.

Zhang Xiaofeng confidently began to tell the second story.

"It is said that there is a country in this country, and the queen died early, and the king married another daughter-in-law. ”

This story is so familiar that Zhang Xiaofeng stopped reading and followed his own words.

Halfway through the conversation, Zhang Xiaofeng glanced at the barrage again, and found that this barrage was quite normal, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Snow White ran into the forest and met seven dwarfs, who were very kind, and did not bully her, and provided him with food and drink, and Snow White cooked and washed clothes for them every day. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng continued.

In the end, Snow White and the prince finally lived happily ever after. ”

"scumbag. A cynical voice broke the peaceful atmosphere of the barrage.

"Seven is not enough to find the prince, who is this?"

"It's all said that it's a dwarf, how can the princess take a fancy to a dwarf?"

"If you don't like it, just say it, how sad the dwarf is. ”

"That's right, this woman is not ashamed. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng's mentality collapsed.

How can this be associated with scumbags? Besides, these children of teasing are all these bad words that they learned on hold, why are they not cute after seeing this group of immortals for a few months?

glanced at the immortals in the live broadcast room, it was over a hundred, about one hundred and seventy, Zhang Xiaofeng struck while the iron was hot, ready to talk about it again.

He still doesn't believe in it.

If you can't do it in foreign countries, then we will use our own story, the little tadpole to find its mother.

It should be no problem to think about it, no one eats tadpoles, and small tadpoles don't belong to the category of scumbags and scumbags, they are not even people.

This is absolutely amazing, Zhang Xiaofeng muttered in his heart.

"Next, I'll tell you about a little tadpole looking for my mother. ”

"I'd like to hear that. ”

"Plus one. ”

"P.S. 1. ”

"One more. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng sighed helplessly, these immortals, I haven't learned the essence of the Internet, but I have learned it thoroughly.

Look at this formation, you really have to give me a uniformity.

"Once upon a time, there was a group of tadpoles, and they lived in the river, and they found that all the other animals had mothers, but they didn't, so they set out to find their mothers. ”

He glanced at the barrage, no one spoke, and a few immortals were still bubbling, probably listening carefully to the story.

Zhang Xiaofeng continued to speak with satisfaction.

"They first came across the big-eyed goldfish. ”

"Are you our mother?"

"I'm not, I'm the mother of the goldfish, your mother has four legs, look for it again. ”

The tadpole swam ahead of it and saw a big tortoise.

"Mommy, Mommy, the tadpole shouted excitedly. ”

The turtle said......

Barrage: "Hahe, suck." ”

Barrage: "Hahahahahahahaha." ”

Barrage: "Eat?"

Barrage: "Hahaha, haha, the old turtle spirit in Pan Taoyuan must know about this." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and continued.

"I'm not your mother, your mother's belly is white, look for it again. ”

The tadpoles continued their journey, and suddenly, they saw a large white goose with a white belly.

They hurried up and shouted......

Barrage: "Quack, quack." ”

Barrage: "Don't suck it?"

Barrage: "This picky eater." ”

Barrage: "Hahahahaha"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

It's wonderful.

I really want to rip off the teeth of these gods and play with them.

Zhang Xiaofeng continued: "May I ask if you are our mother?"

The white goose said, "I'm not, your mother is green, she talks croakingly, and she jumps when she walks." ”

The tadpole continued to swim, just in time to jump up to the mother frog and swim back.

"It's exactly like the big white goose. ”

"You're our mom, aren't you?"

The frog said, "Yes, I am your mother." ”

"Then why are we different?"

"Because you haven't grown up yet, and when you grow up, we'll be the same. ”

The tadpoles finally found their mother, and hundreds of mothers and children excitedly turned their heads in the water.

After the story was told, Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the barrage and smiled helplessly.

Barrage: "Tadpole thinks about how he will become so ugly when he grows up." ”

Barrage: "Haha, I don't want to grow up." ”

Barrage: "Where is Lao Jun's Zhuyan Dan, we can let Xiao Qingniu steal a few gourds and come out, we have a point, Meizizi." ”

The immortals were discussing unscrupulously in the comment area, Zhang Xiaofeng took a deep breath, and the escape route was almost planned if he discussed it again.

Zhang Xiaofeng no longer hid his secrets, and saw him take out a thick book from the side, which was "Ten Deadly Sins".

This is one of his favorite series, and when he first entered school, he didn't watch it less, and he was fascinated.

Zhang Xiaofeng no longer paid attention to the of the group of leather fairies in the barrage, and turned the book on his own, and quickly threw himself into it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhang Xiaofeng read out the preface, the gods in the barrage gradually quieted down......