Chapter 321: Fuck Your Mother's Kindness (For 'Brother Goose's Son)

At 8:05, Lin Yang's Weibo uploaded a video, and at the same time wrote on Weibo: "The 'bar version' of "Lao Tzu will not go to work tomorrow" is given to everyone, I think it is quite touching to sing it in such a chorus!"

This video under Weibo is "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" sung by everyone in the 'Youth Bar'!

In fact, people don't mention it, Sun Hai, Huazi, Sisi, and Dong Xiaolei are still good at singing, and under the leadership of the four of them, this song has sung with momentum. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

While everyone was watching this video, suddenly another video of the news headline on Weibo came into front of everyone.

This is the "Liheng Co., Ltd." decoration version of "Lao Tzu will not go to work tomorrow"!

This version is a spoof version, and it's not a professional singer, so why do you need a bicycle?

But more than 20 people singing "Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow" together is still quite imposing, isn't it?

Following this version, later the Northeast came out with a kindergarten version, 15 teachers sang "Lao Tzu will not go to work tomorrow", and it was sung in the Northeast dialect, similar to what do you see? What do you look at? You try another one? Try it?......

This Northeast version sounds like everyone is about to burst into laughter, which is not counted, the Henan version is as if it is singing Henan's Henan opera, and the Henan dialect sings "Lao Tzu will not go to work tomorrow" so that everyone was brainwashed instantly.

Lin Yang also praised Rong Xiaozhao's version of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" danced by nurses, think about it, the 10 angels in white dancing and singing "Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow" always have a hint of festivity.

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In just half an hour, 25 versions of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" have appeared on the Internet, and each version is different, although the lyrics are the same but the tone is not moving, and various dialect versions make netizens watch it lively.

At this time, Yanjing Satellite TV also took the lead in launching the TV version of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow", and Zhao Wei's very exaggerated singing also attracted laughter from many people, especially many people in Yanjing.

"Damn, if I didn't know Zhao Wei, I'm afraid I would have believed it. ”

"That's right, but it's ridiculous to listen to Zhao Wei sing, I really didn't expect her to sing such a song. ”

"But I want to praise Yanjing Satellite TV, when everyone was bombarding "Lao Tzu Don't Go to Work Tomorrow" as his mother's vulgar song, I didn't expect the TV station to sing it directly. ”

"The vulgarity of bullshit, I'm really drunk, I think this song is very good. ”

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At this time, the sudden appearance of countless versions of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" directly seized the hot search list, but even Lin Yang did not expect the next development.

The police Shuli also began to sing this song one after another, but they changed the lyrics.

This roughly means that if you don't go to work, who will keep this side safe?

Lao Tzu doesn't want to go to work, but Lao Tzu has to go to work, because Lao Tzu needs to maintain the old and the young.

Lao Tzu doesn't really call himself Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is an attitude.

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This chorus and ridicule make many people feel that it is not easy for the police to be Shu Li, how can you say a sentence?

How can there be a good time in this world? It's just that someone carries the weight for you!

Transportation, fire fighting, public security police, city officials and other departments all danced this song one after another.

Later, the court also sang the song, but the lyrics were changed to be more positive.

2 hours is simply all singing "Lao Tzu is not going to work today"!

The next day, "Lao Tzu Doesn't Go to Work Today" directly formed a phenomenal song, the song itself has not been discussed by many people, and now everyone is discussing how many people will continue to sing the version of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow"!

Weibo, forums, post bars, circle of friends, and major news headlines are all discussing multiple versions of the song "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow", everyone has a herd mentality, and when many people are discussing and emulating, then this becomes a divine comedy.

Even many people still competed to see whose version was more fun?

It's hot!

Dong Xiaolei looked at the situation on the Internet blankly and was also dumbfounded: "How did he come up with this Lin Yang?"

Dong Xiaojie said mockingly: "What, brother, didn't you say that Lin Yang would definitely not be able to do it?"

"I was wrong, I thought Lin Yang would definitely not be able to do it. ”

Dong Xiaolei shook his head slightly: "But I never thought that he would choose such a method, no wonder he doesn't need my help, if I directly break the news of these folk scumbags, it will only make everyone feel that there is no good thing in the folk circle and Lin Yang, and even feel that it is Lin Yang's revenge, but now it is different, the things on the Internet have nothing to do with Lin Yang's half a dime, so he crushed all the doubts so lightly." ”

"Hehe, I just said, Lin Yang can do things that ordinary people can't do. ”

Dong Xiaojie laughed very happily.

"I really underestimated Lin Yang. ”

Dong Xiaolei muttered to himself, he originally thought that Lin Yang no longer had any means, but he didn't expect that he would turn his hands into clouds and rain with his hands so lightly.

The bombardment of the folk song circle is useless!

You say the song is vulgar?

Now this song has almost become a positive energy, especially the song changed by the police Shu Li has made many people begin to learn an understanding, even the sanitation workers also sang a MV, many people think of how many sanitation workers are killed every year because of cleaning some garbage.

When can sanitation workers not go to work?

It will definitely be the day when the quality of the people will improve at full speed, but this day will not come, so we can only start from ourselves, throw away a little less garbage, throw away a little less bottles and cans, and don't cause some difficulties to the sanitation workers.

A rap song of "Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow" has been transformed to achieve this effect, which is probably not expected by everyone.

Even Lin Yang didn't expect that the direction of this song would be so explosive!

But in any case, it's good for you!

The blowout outbreak of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" caught Ling Ni completely off guard, she never thought that things would form a big reversal this night.

From the bottom of her heart, Ling Ni doesn't like to participate in TV, music festivals, and commercial performances, this time she participated in Sichuan Satellite TV's "Poetry Conference" and many people guessed before, first, this is her hometown satellite TV, and second, you can promote folk songs.

But what Ling Ni didn't expect was that Lin Yang sang a vulgar song like "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" during the live recording, if it weren't for the scruples of the show, Ling Ni would have gone crazy on the spot, but even so, after the show, Ling Ni still criticized Lin Yang.

When she returned, Ling Ni was very unhappy with her performance, she felt that she had not done enough, and that she should have interrupted the recording on the spot, rather than protesting at the end of the recording.

It is precisely because of this that Ling Ni did not hesitate to bombard Lin Yang when Ding De and Bingbing both criticized Lin Yang.

even felt that Lin Yang turned out the Weibo blog that said that he wrote it in a miscellaneous style, watching it if he likes it, and ordering X if he doesn't read it.

So, Ling Ni once again sent several Weibo messages in a row to bombard Lin Yang.

Some people bombard others simply to kill each other, like Ding De is this kind of person, Ding De doesn't feel anything about the song "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow", his criticism is just to pull Lin down.

But there is a category of people who bombard and tear each other because she feels that she is righteous, she thinks that she is standing on the commanding heights of morality, and even under the light of the Holy Mother, Ling Ni feels that Lin Yang has taken a crooked and evil path, and even Ling Ni has a sense that she must have the responsibility to scold Lin Yang awake, because he is going astray.

Under such an idea, of course, Ling Ni didn't slip away directly like Ding De, on the contrary, Ling Ni felt that she should criticize Lin Yang more fiercely, not only to criticize Lin Yang, but also to unite all the people around her to scold Lin Yang.

As the so-called love is deep, responsibility is keen!

This was Ling Ni's idea, so she originally thought that under the pressure on Lin Yang, Lin Yang would admit her mistake, but when she woke up, the public opinion on the Internet turned a big turn.

"How did this happen?"

Ling Ni was a little dizzy, a little incredible, and even completely unbelievable.

But our Virgin, Ling Ni, who claims to be the inheritor of the ballad, did not intend to stop there, and she thought that the change of the lyrics of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" was positive energy, but this did not become a reason for Lin Yang to sing this song at the "Poetry Conference".

This Lin Yang must apologize!

This time, Ling Ni did not publish it on Weibo, but instead she accepted an exclusive interview with a Chengdu newspaper, in this interview, Ling Ni represented her views with vulgarity and elegance, and at the same time she divided the songs into a variety of songs, as for Lin Yang's "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" was classified by her as the most rubbish.

Of course, in the interview, Ling Ni said that she had no ill will towards Lin Yang, and even Ling Ni said that she had some admiration and appreciation for Lin Yang, but she couldn't watch Lin Yang walk towards the crooked road step by step, so Ling Ni felt that she had good intentions and hoped that Lin Yang could see it and so on.

Finally, Ling Ni also said that Lin Yang should apologize as soon as possible and take his own responsibility, and it is not too late to correct his mistakes.

This interview was posted in the afternoon, I have to say that after reading the interview, Lin Yang really has some feelings of being a little sa sha, and he is now completely sure that this Ling Ni must be insane, and there is no malice?

Still going the wrong way on your own?

Are you still fucking yourself a waste of talent?

Give you a good idea?

And let yourself apologize as soon as possible?

Is it too late to correct your mistakes?

Lin Yang didn't think about it, and wrote directly on Weibo: "Fuck your kindness! Fuck your apology!"

PS: Although it's past 12 o'clock, I still say 'The young master of Brother Goose's family is the most handsome', this is for you.