63. The Great Eunuch (also known as the father-in-law's special troubles) [063]
Emperor Killing.
It sounds a bit of a sin, in fact, the blood stained on the hands of the Fourteen is not thousands but tens of thousands, maybe more, she has never counted it carefully, it is just a human emperor, as early as the first time when her hands were stained with scarlet, she did not expect that she would have a good ending one day.
I can't say if it was the emperor's jealousy that forced Fourteen to do this, if the opportunity is not impossible, she was already biased towards the god monarch, the emperor's aggressiveness, and the prince's increasingly dark heart, this qiē finally led to the killer not long after her return.
The emperor died strangely, but others had no time to take care of this strangeness, the holy will was read out on the same day, and the crown prince ascended the throne in a few days, especially by order to receive the position of the chief of the inner house, although the general manager of the inner part of the summer who was so fat that his eyes seemed to have only a slit left were panting and sweating profusely, overall, a qiē seemed to conform to the will of heaven as a logical order.
The host is especially at the time when the spring breeze is the most proud, and even the pomp and circumstance of eating a meal in private can be compared to that of the emperor, not to mention the absurd things she is secretly brewing for her future, and she sleeps in her dreams.
Fourteen watched her soul detained by the main god in her sleep, and then stared at the fleshy skin for a long time, repeatedly pondering the sentence of the main god before leaving, "The previous fourteen are still more pleasing, and the temperament is with me", and before I knew it, the sky was bright.
There was a voice from outside: "Eunuch, eunuch." His Majesty did not see the eunuch in the court, so he sent a servant to pass it on. ”
But seeing that the lifeless lump of flesh on the bed suddenly started to have a heart rhythm, and the continuous breathing came up, and the fat eyes opened a slit, and responded: "Wait, this is coming." ”
The host's body is not very tall, and it is only about one meter and six in terms of visual inspection, but I am afraid that this weight is more than two hundred pounds.
I remember that the day she first woke up, she saw the fat host, and it was about one hundred and thirty or forty, and within two months, she took action against the former emperor, turned her back, and the weight of the host soared.
In just two months, it soared by sixty or seventy pounds, if it weren't for organ problems, lesions and obesity, it was artificially administered, and natural growth was impossible in any case.
Fourteen struggled to get up, put on his clothes with difficulty, hurriedly washed, and went out with the little eunuch who came to summon him, and after a few steps, he felt a little lacking in strength and gasped.
Along the way, she wiped her sweat while walking, and finally arrived at the imperial study, and knelt down with difficulty when she entered the house.
After all, in Yang's heart in those days, this little eunuch didn't treat him as a master, and there would not be much etiquette that could be avoided, especially if he never had much, so this entry into the house was a formal worship, and Yang naturally couldn't stand it, on the one hand, there may be some displeasure, on the other hand, he was also sympathetic to Fa Xiao's now fat body, and he gasped like something when he walked a few steps.
"Excuse me, excuse me, get up quickly. ”
After that, he tapped his long finger lightly on the case, changed his tone and asked, "Do you know why I passed you here in a moment?"
Know, of course I know.
The so-called new officials take office, they have to put a fire, this fire is set, the courtiers below are not happy, and they dare not complain to the boss, this tone can't find a place to spread, there is just a chief internal supervisor full of handles, or the boss's hair is small, don't think about it, bullying the boss's hair is small, and he can still get a good reputation of righteousness, who is not happy to do this?
Fourteen could not afford it, so he bowed again on the spot, and shouted: "Slaves are guilty!"
"Oh?" Yang raised his eyebrows, he didn't ask him to ask for guilt, after all, no matter how full of shortcomings, in the end, he was a small hair who has been with him since he was a child, but he was just going to remind him a little and beat him, let him be more restrained, he is good.
Yang stopped tapping his fingers on the table and asked, "What is your sin?"
She straightened up, looked at the emperor squarely, and spoke in astonishment.
"The slave is guilty of deceit!"
Yang's expression froze, but he didn't expect this little hair to pop out such a sentence, the things he committed are indeed enough to be punished, but what is the crime of bullying the king, if it is serious, it will be punished by the nine clans!
He didn't know how to react for a while, but he saw the fat eunuch get up from the ground, take out a thick stack of books from his arms, respectfully present them, and said in his mouth: "After Your Majesty has seen it, you will know." ”
Yang hadn't recovered from the astonishing words just now, so he took the seemingly brand-new books in a daze, and opened them to see that the handwriting on them was actually that person!
He was full of doubts in his heart, but he was not in a hurry to ask, and first looked at what was written, and after reading for a moment, his brows furrowed.
This is a broad collection of powerful courtiers, concise but clear, and it records the weaknesses of each courtier, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the handle of these people.
Yang hurriedly closed it, picked up the second book and flipped through it, and after reading it for a while, it was similar to the previous one, a bit like a supplement, which can be said to be a copy of the previous one.
He was even more suspicious in his heart, but he didn't know how to ask the eunuch who had grown up with him since he was a child, where the things came from, and while pondering how to speak, he spread out the last book and looked at it.
It's okay not to look at it, but when I look at it, he is completely confused.
The so-called daily life is not what you eat and drink today, but it is a record of your own daily life such as accepting bribes and framing others!
After a few quick glances, even if it was the person closest to him, the anger arose in an instant, and he smashed the book at the person below, and angrily reprimanded: "Okay, you are a great eunuch!"
The one who knelt on the ground was neither humble nor arrogant, picked up the book and presented it respectfully again, and said: "Your Majesty should punish the slave, but it should not be now, and the slave will be the truth of the crime of bullying the king." ”
Yang's fingers were clenched, and the joints were distinct, but he didn't say anything, and he didn't take it, as if he wanted to see his childhood friend clearly.
Fourteen didn't panic, maintained that posture, and said: "Back then, the slave and His Majesty were in a worrying situation, walking on thin ice, which can be described as extremely cautious. The slave is the slave of the master, and if he is alive, he must do his duty for the master, but the slave is just a small eunuch, except for a little cleverness in his head, but he is no longer good. But if the slave puts out his little cleverness at the beginning, don't say that he can't help the master, and the slave is not enough to die, but he is worried about how the master will spend his day. Over the years, the slave has pretended to be stupid, and everyone thinks that the slave is stupid, both stupid and greedy, and it is this kind of villain that makes others tolerate the slave to make waves to secretly become a warehouse. ”
The knuckles that Yang clenched loosened slightly, but he remained silent.
I only heard Fourteen continue: "The master may not know that even if he was alone with the master back then, the ears and eyes could enter in vain, so the slave kept it from the master from beginning to end and played the play enough. These three are the evidence that the slaves have secretly borrowed stupid samples over the years, the first two are for the officials to record, and the book held by the slave is the evidence of the slave's crime of bullying the king over the years. Although the greedy things are not the original intention of the slaves, they are actually forced to do so, but many of them are consumed by the slaves, after all, it takes money to spy on officials and collect information. ”
Yang doesn't know whether to believe him or not, say it or not, that's reason, say it's faith, that's friendship.
He frowned, and finally squeezed out a few syllables: "You wrote this?"
"Hui Majesty xià, it is written by the minion. It was inconvenient to inform back then, and he also used to play with Xuanxuan letters and His Majesty, and everything the slave did was to protect the master, but he really committed the crime of defrauding the king. Saying this, Fourteen put the book in his hand on the table, looked directly at Yang and continued: "Your Majesty asked the slave today, you know why you summoned it, I think it must be that the officials have handed over the excerpts to ask the slave about the crime, and ask the slave for the crime of perverting the law. If the slave has not guessed wrong, His Majesty had planned to suppress the matter and knock the slave casually, and then reveal it. When the slave saw this opportunity, it was just right, so he took the guilt of Jing and invited him, but it was not the crime of corruption and perversion of the law, but the crime of secretly acting by the slave in secret from His Majesty over the years. ”
Silence, long silence.
The fourteen rules stood there neatly, without moving, and did not say anything more.
After a while, Yang's curled knuckles unfolded before he opened his mouth to break the strange atmosphere.
"Over the years... I've wronged you. ”
He sighed, "You've done so much and I don't know it, even... In private, I have been disgusted with you. ”
"Your Majesty, the slave is the slave of the master, and the meaning of the slave is for the master, which is a matter of course. Although the slave is a last resort, he can't pass the heart barrier, and it is a big crime to deceive the master, and please ask Your Majesty to surrender to the slave. ”
As soon as these words came out, Yang couldn't cry or laugh.
To be honest, he also felt that what he knew today was indeed difficult for him to digest and accept at this moment, the mysterious person who wrote this handwriting had helped him a lot, he had thought about it day and night but did not know that this person would be a hidden eunuch special, the more he grew up, the more disgusting the layman!
If it weren't for this person, how could he become the crown prince?
It turned out that Fa Xiao, who had eaten and slept with him from beginning to end, was plotting for him.
Looking at the handwriting of the bones, and looking at the slave who was so fat that his eyes were squeezed into a slit but he was neither humble nor arrogant, he stood up straight, looked at the faint beads of sweat on his face and neck, and listened to his sonorous words of pleading, for a while, Yang really couldn't cry or laugh.
This picture may be because the sense of impact is too discordant, or maybe he really doesn't know how to deal with it, so he just follows the other party's intentions and imposes a slight punishment: "I will punish you for serving vegetarian food for three months! This March, meat is not allowed to be touched at all." ”
Look at how fat you have become, if you get fat again, I'm afraid you won't even be able to walk!
He thought of something and added, "Add one more, and go to the Imperial Garden every morning and evening to run two laps." ”
Exercise more!
Fourteen heard it, this meaning of protection, but unfortunately the obesity of this body is not something that can be lost by exercising and eating a vegetarian, but she didn't make it clear, and only continued to plead according to the meaning of the central government: "If Your Majesty intends to let the slave exercise and exercise, the slave is willing to ask for another order to go to the main hall to wipe the floor for three months, and he must receive the punishment in front of those ministers." ”
"Heh~ At your size, you still wipe the floor?" Saying this, Yang suddenly frowned, as if he remembered something: "Aren't you looking for me to go down the stairs?"
"His Majesty loves the slaves, but the fold is handed up like this, if His Majesty is really pressed down, the courtiers don't say what they think in their hearts, although His Majesty now holds the secrets of everyone in his hands, in the end it is the new emperor who ascends the throne, many things must be clear to His Majesty, this throne has not been secured, the courtiers are still restrained, and this object is not yet the time to scoop it out, since what the slave does can not teach the world to know, then in the eyes of the world, the slave is a greedy dog slave, go to the palace to wipe the floor is just to make a show to the ministers, and the rod is inevitable, It's best to pick up a ground in front of everyone and not wipe it clean or hit the excuse of the courtiers, pull it down and hit it, which was beaten so much that it couldn't get off the ground for a few months, and it couldn't do royal affairs, and the position of the head manager naturally had to be given to someone with a heart, and the slaves were so confused, these courtiers were more or less comfortable in their hearts, and as for the people who thought they were in control of the overall situation, they were not in a hurry to take the slave's dog life. What the minions need to do is to play the scene for a while, and when His Majesty slowly stabilizes the imperial power, and the minions are willing to come to the end, what could be more reasonable than this. ”
Although Yang is nothing on the surface, his heart is turbulent, although this slave has not completely picked out the words, he can naturally think of it.
After a long time, Yang got up and came to Fourteen, as if he had a thousand words, and finally only held Fourteen's fat hands, his eyes were like water, and said: "I, I will live up to it in the future." ”