Chapter 234: Dementia
The moon hung in the silent night, and the moonlight slowly sprinkled from top to bottom. This moonlight fell on the street like the scales of the sea. From a distance, there is an indescribable beauty, but if you reach out and touch it, you will be cut through the palm of your hand and bleed.
Zuo Ci and Yu Ji walked out of the tavern in turn, stood on the street, looked around, and saw me, Yuding, and Nezha. When they saw Nezha, their faces changed, and they seemed to know Nezha. Nezha didn't know about them, and he wasn't interested in knowing the identities of Zuo Ci and Yu Ji, his mind was on the rabbit in his hand at the moment.
Yuding is very interested in the two of them, and he is no longer an immortal in the list of realms and prefectures, which means that he will not be arrested by the emperor to become an official, nor will he be called to the top of the class by the Yan monarchs. How did they do it? Does it work, and is anyone else using it? A series of question marks were evident in Yuding's face.
Yu Ji's hand moved, and his lips opened slightly, as if he wanted to have a showdown with us. Zuo Ci grabbed his sleeve, his steps became a little confused, and he said vaguely: "This wine has a lot of energy, I... I'm drunk, brother... Brother Tai, you... Are you alright?"
Yu Ji comprehended, learned his tone, and said, "I'm also... Also drunk ... Drunk ......"
The two men wandered halfway down the street, and only walked less than ten paces, probably seeing that we had not walked, they simply pretended to be unsteady on their feet and fell to the ground. After falling down, he didn't get up, he didn't even lift his head, but after a few breaths, he made a sound of falling asleep.
Yuding looked at the two people on the ground, then at me, and asked, "What should I do?"
I shook my head and smiled, "Okay, you didn't just roast a rabbit before." ”
"Rabbit?" Yu Ding scratched his head and said, "That's what Nezha did, what does it have to do with them?"
Nezha's eyes were about to fly to the realm, but he still didn't speak, just quietly waiting for my explanation.
I condensed a fire in my palm, and the sparks danced happily between my fingers, and the firelight brightened up all around.
"Put them on the fire, roast them, and see what they taste!"
Yu Ji's body moved, and Zuo Ci's hand quietly rested on his hand, holding it very tightly. I walked slowly over to them, bent down, and brushed the flame in my hand over their cheeks.
"The barbecue seems to be too labor-intensive, so it's better to burn it on a fire and save some trouble. ”
Yuding pretended to be sorry and said: "I'm afraid that it will dirty the street, and it will be difficult to clean." And when the fire goes down, the faces are burned, and it is not easy to identify who is who. It's better to throw them into Luoshui and meander down the river, and you don't have to think about the aftermath. ”
"Uncle Shi, you can't do this!" Nezha's head shook like a rattle, and said: "Luoshui is a tributary of the Yellow River, and they will eventually return to the Yellow River, and you will throw them into the Yellow River, just afraid that you will offend the Yellow River water god." ”
"When did the Yellow River come out with a water god? Yes, it doesn't matter, he doesn't know that I did it!"
The pair of uncles and nephews argued a few words, but failed to reach a consensus. In the end, they all looked at me, and Yuding said: "Let's set it on fire, it's a big deal that I'll go to Luoshui and bring some river water to wash the floor." ”
Nezha also said: "I'll go with you, get more water, and wash it clean!"
And I made a gesture to throw down the fire in my hand. Yu Ji couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up from the ground, pointed at the three of us and scolded: "Is it tolerable or unbearable, if you want to fight, come directly, what is so much nonsense!"
Yu Ding picked his eyelids and was happy! Haha laughed: "You want to fight with us? Are you serious? Do you know who we are?"
"I don't care who you are, I'm afraid you won't make it!"
Yu Ji looked like this, Zuo Ci couldn't pretend to be it, and pressed Yu Ji's shoulder with one hand, trying to calm his mood down, but he pushed him away.
"Senior brother, I'm afraid they will do something! An old man, a child, just this young man seems to have some ability, can't the two of us beat one?"
Nezha was very angry, the child ...... , who is still a child, is he more than 1,200 years old!
Yuding held him down, and he was tall and thick-skinned. Don't take Yu Ji's words seriously, block in front of Nezha, afraid that he won't be able to control his emotions and directly kill Yu Ji. If you enter the reincarnation, you can't escape from the layer-cutting cultivation. The immortals who have been cultivated with great difficulty cannot be destroyed because of a moment of anger.
"You are amazing, I have the opportunity to ask my apprentice to fight with you, if you can beat him, come and provoke me again. ”
Nezha and I rolled our eyes at the same time, Yuding is an apprentice of Yang Jian, that thing is a golden immortal, a golden immortal who can fight very well.
Zuo Ci stopped in front of Yu Ji and said: "Seniors forgive me, my junior brother has a bad temper, and I just drank a few more glasses, which is inevitably a little offended, and I ask the adults not to remember people." ”
Yuding raised his fingers, shook it left and right in mid-air, and said, "Zuo Ci, it's not that I'm not generous enough, it's just that your matter has been released, and an order has been issued from above to arrest you back for trial." Cooperate with me, lest it be difficult for me to do so. ”
Zuo Ci's eyes rolled and said, "It seems that I have to do a game, seniors, juniors are offended!"
Before the words fell, Zuo Ci had already moved his hand, and a palm was directly imprinted on Yuding's chest. only heard a "bang", the jade tripod did not move, and Zuo Ci was shocked back three steps.
Yuding is actually not very comfortable, he is not a god who is good at fighting, and Zuo Ci's palm also made his face the color of pig liver.
"Lao Jiu, get him!"
I rushed to the front with a black face, and slapped Zuo Ci unconscious with one palm, which did not mean that Ji reacted, and punched him in the abdomen again, Yu Ji bent down in pain, and his face twitched.
Yuding touched on his head again, knocking him unconscious.
This old guy is estimated to be very good at knocking on the stick, and he just gave Yu Ji a shot, which can be called steady and ruthless. The Jade Void Palace came out, and sure enough, there were some brushes!
I knew that I couldn't come to the world for a trip, just let Yuding go and knock on the stuffy stick!
Yuding began to clean up the battle, in fact, he tied up Zuo Ci and Yu Ji. He brought a rope to tie up the rope to make my eyes a little hot, that thing has a nickname, called "bundle fairy lock", is a special product of Tushi Palace. There are very few people who can get this kind of good thing from the Taishang Dao Ancestor, and I don't know how Yuding got it.
As soon as the rope tied Zuo Ci and Yu Ji together, there was a change that I didn't expect, and the souls of Zuo Ci and Yu Ji were actually detached from their bodies.
I didn't have time to meet Yuding's questioning eyes, so I quickly stood in front of them and pressed my hands on the top of their souls' heads.
"What's going on, can you force it back?"
I shook my head and said, "That's not right, the two of them are cultivating at a rapid pace, and this realm is not like what they cultivated, but like they were borrowed." ”
"Borrowed?" Yuding was a little confused, can the realm still be borrowed?
"Alas", he sighed weakly. Er Rao's physical body has already turned into decay in just a few moments, even if I am in the realm of Da Luo Jin Immortal, I can't stop this situation.
"There is a loophole in their realm, just now this loophole was triggered, their cultivation was exhausted in a moment, from the earth immortal to the mundane, immortal turned into a cloud of smoke, Yangshou came to the end again, and he could only die once. ”
Nezha threw away the wooden stick in his hand, and it was empty.
"Then we have to take their souls back for trial. ”
Looking at Zuo Ci and Yu Ji's souls, I didn't know what to do. A similar situation to Zhang Jiao appeared, their souls also had problems, they were not crazy, but they were no different from dementia.