Chapter 25: Broken Legs

"Oops, my head hurts!"

"Maomao, I'm not going to drink again and pull you to the river embankment to blow the wind, right?"

Tian Mimi covered her head with a splitting head and walked out of her room.

Yesterday was my grandmother's birthday, my uncle set up wine in the hotel, and my cousin Mao Mao went to the banquet with me.

And then......

And then???

Tian Mimi only remembered that she drank a lot of wine at the banquet, and she didn't remember anything about the rest of the world.

Xiong Maomao, who was sitting in front of the coffee table and nibbling on the baked cakes, nodded at Tian Mimi first, affirming her guess.

Then, she put down the half-eaten biscuits, stood up, and vividly imitated Tian Mimi, who had drunk too much yesterday.

"Look at you, I'm not a tiger, why are you so far away from me?

"Big face, I just want to buy two beds in a 100-year-old nursing home. Really just want to buy a bed, it doesn't mean anything to you. Why don't you believe me?"

"Look at me. I, Tian Mimi, am beautiful, kind-hearted, smart and capable, have a car and a house, and the people who chased me lined up from the new city to the old city. Look at you again, mean and indifferent, self-esteem, with a big face, and the people who dislike you are lined up from the old city to the new city. If you can meet me in this life, I am already from your previous life to build bridges and roads, resist Japan and save the country. ”

"I like you? Why do women like me, who saved the whole galaxy in my last life and have the halo of the protagonist and the golden finger, like you?

"Phew, the face is so big!"

The more Xiong Maomao said, the bigger Tian Mimi's mouth opened, and finally it was almost pulled into an oval.

"What?"

"I met He Zhouyu yesterday, and I told him all this nonsense?"

"Hmm. Xiong Maomao picked up the baked cake and took a bite, and added with a wicked taste: "I have to say, cousin, your trick of spitting out the truth after drinking is really bold and just right." Especially the act of holding people's thighs and not letting go at the end, breaking their legs!"

Speaking of excitement, Xiong Maomao also patted the table gently to show his admiration.

"What?!I'm holding his thighs and not letting go!"

According to Xiong Maomao's description, Tian Mimi immediately made up the appearance of her dead beggar Bai Lai hugging He Zhou and her thighs.

The picture was too obscene, Tian Mimi covered her head, not daring to think about it.

Oh my God! I didn't have much surname He before, so he was on guard against him as a nymphomaniac.

This time he actually hugged someone's thighs, and he must not be regarded as a female pervert?

Thinking of this, Tian Mimi, who had a headache because of a hangover, had a headache and her head hurt even more.

"Yes, holding on to it and refusing to let go. It took me a lot of effort to separate you both. ”

"Yongyong told me before that you two are husband and wife, but I don't think so. But I found out yesterday that the two of you dislike each other really like exploding on the spot. ”

"What do you look at?"

Tian Mimi thought of He Zhou and the world-weary face that had no desire and no desire, and her heart was blocked, and her tone and complexion showed disgust.

"That's right, that's right, you dislike Brother Face now, just like he disliked you yesterday. ”

"This look, this expression, it's exactly the same!"

Xiong Maomao pointed to Tian Mimi's face, slapped the table and laughed.

"What, I'm nothing like him!"

Tian Mimi hurriedly put away the disgust on her face, as if she wanted to clear up her relationship with He Zhou from her expression.

Who knows, Xiong Maomao couldn't help but laughed wildly when he saw her look like she was obviously disgusted but forced to go back.

"It's not like it, it's almost like you're dead! Especially now that you look like you're stubbornly holding back your disgust, it's completely carved out of a mold, and it's like a long-lost brother and sister. ”

After laughing for a while, Xiong Maomao quieted down.

"Brother Face came to you yesterday to talk to you about volunteering, but I didn't expect you to come out like this, and he was so scared that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. You couldn't talk about anything like that yesterday, and today you are resting anyway, so I helped you get an idea and made an appointment to go to the centennial canteen at nine o'clock in the morning to meet with Brother Face. ”

Tian Mimi looked at the clock hanging on the wall. The hour hand has already gone nine, and it is still a step to ten.

She immediately shouted, "It's a quarter past nine." Why didn't you wake me up sooner if you made an appointment for me to meet at nine o'clock?"

Xiong Maomao pursed his lips and said disapprerovingly: "It's just late, don't be so nervous." After all, you need to maintain the character of 'the old lady doesn't like you, don't be amorous'. Being late is what suits your personality. ”

"I have to say, sister, your trick of retreating is really good. not only brushed aside the stupid things he had done before, but also slapped his brother in the face. A round of applause again for your wit!"

Looking at Xiong Maomao, who was trapped in his own brain supplement world and couldn't extricate himself, Tian Mimi sighed resignedly.

It's too late, whatever she thinks!

Tian Mimi washed up casually and went out, hurrying slowly, and finally arrived at the centenarian canteen at half past nine.

According to the impression, Tian Mimi went up to the second floor.

The door to the office was open, and only He Zhou and a person were inside.

He was sitting at the computer desk and tapping on the keyboard intently, not realizing that Tian Mimi had arrived at the door.

"Knock knock...... Boom. ”

Tian Mimi knocked lightly on the door three times.

"Sorry, I'm late. ”

He Zhouhe raised his head and glanced at Tian Mimi coldly, didn't say anything, got up and led her to the reception area outside.

"Sit. ”

Tian Mimi, who was embarrassed because she was late, quickly sat down.

After she sat down, He Zhouhe also sat on the sofa on the other side.

"I'm sorry, I'm late today because ......"

Tian Mimi just wanted to explain that she was late, but was directly interrupted by He Zhouhe.

"It doesn't matter. ”

"I'm going to the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Bureau for a meeting later, and I don't have much time, so let's make a long story short. ”

"According to the verbal agreement between you and the mother, you will volunteer for 1,000 hours in our canteen to book a bed in a nursing home. If you book two beds, that's 2,000 hours of volunteering. ”

"This is the letter of agreement and the schedule I made. The blank part of the schedule is the working hours that you can choose and can freely schedule according to your own time. You hurry up and look, and if there is no problem, sign to confirm. ”

Time was pressing, Tian Mimi hurriedly opened the folder in front of her. There is nothing wrong with the agreement, but the content of the schedule is completely different from what Aunt Liu told her before.

"What this volunteer can do, why is it not to buy ingredients or deliver meals to the lonely elderly who have difficulty moving? Doesn't it mean that there are a lot of paper files that need to be sorted out and entered into the computer, and volunteers who can operate the computer are needed?"

Summer in Haijiang is so hot that sitting in the office and working with the air conditioner blowing and working outside in the sun are completely different things.

finally raised a white face, Tian Mimi didn't want to tan.

After returning from Jiangdi Park yesterday, He Zhou thought about it all night.

He was thinking about how he would deal with himself if Tian Mimi came to volunteer.

He finally figured it out.

No matter what Tian Mimi has in mind.

It's better to kill the wrong one than to let it go.

Whether she is or not, treat her as she is.

Then the rest is simple.

"There is a real need for volunteers who deliver information. But as you can see, the office is so big. Usually Xiao Han and Xiao Yan help in the back kitchen, and the dean's mother doesn't come up often. If you are arranged to organize the files here, I am too worried about the two of us living in the same room. ”

He Zhouhe's words were conclusive, and Tian Mimi heard a black line.

"What do you mean you don't feel at ease?

He Zhouhe chuckled lightly and said unhurriedly: "I admit that your acting skills yesterday were quite exquisite, and you pretended to be drunk extremely realistically. But I won't be fooled again. Whether you're trying to get away with it, or you're retreating, it doesn't work for me, you don't have to work in vain. ”

He Zhouhe's words were strange, if it weren't for the brain supplement that he had just heard from Xiong Maomao, Tian Mimi really couldn't understand what he said.

Tian Mimi clenched her fists in anger.

"Co-author, do you think I borrowed wine to pretend to be crazy about you yesterday?"

"Isn't it?"

He Zhou and rhetorical question.

Growing up so big, Tian Mimi has never seen such a narcissistic and annoying guy like He Zhouhe.

A stream of evil fire rushed from her chest to the Heavenly Spirit Gai, and with a "bang", it exploded in her brain.

She got up from the sofa with a "free" kick, grabbed He Zhouyu's shoulder, and slammed his head on the head.

Everything happened in an instant.

Before He Zhou could react, Tian Mimi had already covered her head and retreated to the door, and said cruelly to him: "If I, Tian Mimi, take the initiative to come to you again, I will call you Dad!"