Chapter 11: The Depressed Monkey King
"Impossible?" Chen Wei put his hand on Wei Qing's shoulder, his five fingers continued to exert force, and said: "In this world, nothing is absolutely impossible!"
In the past, it could be said that it was impossible for a man to get pregnant, but now, with a supermarket that connects the Three Realms, it is not difficult to find a fairy to exchange the water of the bottle mother river one day.
Who dares to say that it is impossible for a man to get pregnant, Chen Wei will give him a mouthful!
"Ahh
"To kneel or not to kneel?" Chen Wei said in a cold tone.
"Impossible! I, Wei Qing, have grown so big, and I have never knelt down to anyone. Wei Qing gritted his teeth and said.
"Then I'll have to crush your arm to settle the bill. Chen Wei sighed, the things that could have been solved by kneeling down were not painful or itchy, Wei Qing had to die, what could he do?
You can't be too kind, especially for people like Wei Qing, who don't shed tears when they don't see the coffin, and don't die if they don't have the heart of the Yellow River, if you are a little polite to him, he is really a bully.
Crush your arms!
Hearing these words, Wei Qing's heart trembled suddenly, "No, you can't do this." ”
To say that you are not afraid, it must be false.
Chen Wei's tone didn't sound like he was joking with himself.
"I can. ”
"Broken, broken!" In the next second, Wei Qing seemed to be able to hear the small sound of his shoulder bone being crushed by Chen Wei, and his expression was terrified.
"Kneel! I can't kneel!" Wei Qing finally couldn't withstand the pressure and chose to compromise.
Compared with becoming a waste man with fewer arms in the second half of his life, he chose to kneel down and apologize to Chen Wei.
"That's right. Chen Wei let go of his hand and made room for Wei Qing.
Wei Qing clenched his teeth, knelt down in front of Chen Wei with a plop, and kowtowed three times in a row.
"Good, good, good, good. Chen Wei was very satisfied.
Possessed, close to Wei Qing's ear, "This is the last time, if there is a next time, it is definitely not as simple as just kneeling." ”
Chen Wei's words made Wei Qing suddenly feel cold.
Seeing the back of Chen Wei leaving, Wei Qing was like seeing death.
Then I heard the sound of the car starting......
Not much.
Chen Wei returned to his Three Realms Supermarket and opened the door.
Continue the carefree life of visiting the store.
As for what Su Tianyue said before, letting him change into less cheap clothes has long been forgotten by him.
"Where is this? Why is my grandson in this place?" Hearing the voice, Chen Wei woke up suddenly, and grabbed the handrail with both hands.
looked at the back door, and came in, a guy with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth.
"Monkey King?" Chen Wei shouted with some uncertainty.
"Do you know my old grandson?" Sun Wukong took a big leap and came to Chen Wei.
"Of course, how could I not know the famous Monkey King, but I am a loyal fan of yours, and I especially worship your heroic martial spirit. Chen Wei knew the character of this Monkey King and praised him.
"I didn't expect my grandson to have a loyal fan like you, okay, okay!" Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and hugged Chen Wei's shoulder like a buddy.
"However, how could the Great Sage come to my small supermarket?" Chen Wei asked suspiciously.
"Whew!" mentioned this matter, Sun Wukong immediately followed by a long sigh: "It's not my annoying master, I said that it was a goblin, not a person, after beating the goblin to death, he showed his true body, but he didn't say that I used a trick to coax him, you say, what is this called?"
"Didn't I want to come out and relax, but I stumbled upon the entrance to here, and then met you. Sun Wukong explained the ins and outs.
"I see. Chen Wei analyzed.
It seems that on the side of the divine realm, it seems to be scattered, and there is an entrance to this small supermarket.
This is a good thing for Chen Wei, who can do more business.
"Great Sage, I have a treasure here that can dispel your sorrows. Chen Wei had an idea.
"Oh, what baby?" said Sun Wukong.
"This is it. Chen Wei reached out and took out a pack of Da Honghe from the counter and placed it on the table.
"What is this?" said Sun Wukong as he stretched out his finger and teased.
"This is called a cigarette, after being lit with fire, inhale and exhale smoke, a magic weapon to relieve worries and sorrows, and smoking can also increase your charm value of the Great Sage. "Anyway, bragging and not breaking the law, Chen Wei flickered to death.
"It can relieve worries and sorrows, and it can also improve the charm value!" Sun Wukong said with a pair of fiery eyes and golden eyes.
Just as he was about to reach out and take it away, Chen Wei took the first step to take it away.
"What are you doing here?"
"Great Sage, I didn't get this treasure easily, you see, do you have to express it too?" Chen Wei rubbed his thumb and index finger.
"Okay. Sun Wukong reached behind his head and pulled off three monkey hairs.
Chen Wei doesn't need to ask much, he still knows about the changes in Sun Wukong's monkey hair.
Gladly exchanged!
Who regrets who is a grandson.
Subsequently, Chen Wei handed over the use of cigarettes to Sun Wukong and gave him a lighter for one dollar.
"You're a true man. This move was very satisfying to Sun Wukong.
According to what Chen Wei said, Sun Wukong swallowed a puff of smoke and spit it out again.
Take another sip and spit it out again.
"Great Sage, what do you think?"
"Hey, don't say it, it works. Sun Wukong's eyes lit up.
"yes, I didn't lie to you. ”
"Anyway, I have to go back quickly, lest my mortal-eyed master be deceived by the goblins again. ”
"The Great Sage walks slowly, and often comes to play when he has time. Chen Wei waved goodbye.
Looking at the three monkey hairs in his hand and sitting on the chair, Chen Wei's heart, not to mention how beautiful it was.
All kinds of changes, all kinds of changes!
Beauty, money, villas, sports cars, what do you want, that's not hand-to-hand?
The most important thing is that once this smoking addiction is infected, it is not so easy to quit, even if it is Monkey King!
Thinking of this, Chen Wei seemed to have a premonition that Sun Wukong was bald.
"Poof!" didn't hold back a smile for a moment.
Then, until dark, there were no customers in the store.
Whether it is the mortal realm or the divine realm, there is no half figure.
Chen Wei saw that the time was about the same, and planned to close the store, but Yu Miaomiao contacted him, and the people from the moving company were already on their way to the courtyard.
The courtyard is all renovated, and Chen Wei also plans to collect a few clothes and move from the current rental house.
The rest of the luggage will be sorted slowly tomorrow.
Close the supermarket and drive to the rental property.
At this time.
On the rental property side.
"Zhang Dali, it's not that Chen Wei didn't give you rent, what are you doing throwing people and things out?"
"The house belongs to Lao Tzu, how does Lao Tzu like to do it, can you manage it?" Zhang Dali glanced at the man angrily.
Thinks he's nosy.
Whatever you say today, you have to drive Chen Wei out!