Chapter 80: The Big Coconut Head
The custom of cooking people to eat???
Xiong Maomao looked at Tian Mimi in surprise, and the corners of his mouth were about to collapse to his chin.
Cousin, you turned on the air conditioner too low last night and blew your brain, right?
Or did I take advantage of my absence at home to peek at foreign cult films?
I'm afraid that you don't dare to think so much about writing horror.
You ask such idiotic questions to undermine national unity, do you know?
Xiong Maomao saw that Tian Mimi's expression was serious, not like he was joking with himself, his brows frowned slightly, and he raised his hand to touch her forehead.
Tian Mimi's forehead had just sweated, so the temperature was a little low to the touch.
"It's not burning, how can it be ...... in a good way?"
Without waiting for Xiong Maomao to finish speaking, Tian Mimi directly slapped her hand away and replied, "Xiong Maomao, I don't have a fever, and I don't talk nonsense!"
"I'm talking to you very seriously. You answer my questions seriously!"
To make sure that Tian Mimi was not burning her head, Xiong Maomao first flicked her brain, then raised his forehead slightly, wrapped his hands around his chest, and stood up straight.
"Since you are talking to me very seriously and seriously, then I will tell you very seriously. ”
She deliberately lengthened the tail note and glanced down at Tian Mimi out of the corner of her eye.
I saw Tian Mimi pricking up her ears, staring wide-eyed, and her whole mind was thrown in.
She cleared her throat, deliberately slowed down her speech and said, "Now is a society ruled by law, and eating rens is not only illegal, but also violates good public order and good customs." This kind of frenzied criminal behavior will not only be despised and reviled by the masses, but will also be condemned by society and judged by law. ”
"I said that, you get the idea, right?"
Speaking of which, Xiong Maomao felt that he had made it clear enough.
To be clearer it would hurt national pride and affect national integration.
But Tian Mimi felt that she was not clear enough, so she continued to ask her questions with wide eyes.
"So, are you sure that your Miao people don't have the custom of cooking people?"
You don't need to speak too loudly in a quiet and open place, because there is no noise interference, and the human ear can accurately identify it at a very small volume.
Tian Mimi deliberately lowered her voice before, but then she forgot because she was in a hurry to ask. Although she only changed back to her usual volume, it was particularly obvious in this empty mountain forest.
Xiong Maomao hurriedly looked back at the mother-in-law and grandson of Min Ah who was breathing fresh air next to the car.
Fortunately, they have a deep relationship with their mother-in-law and grandson, and even if there is no translator, they can communicate with their hands as mouths. They were struggling to understand what each other meant, completely oblivious to the movement.
Seeing that they didn't hear Tian Mimi speak, Xiong Maomao was very relieved, and then gritted his teeth and explained to Tian Mimi, "Cooking club rice, choosing singers, making zongzi, rowing dragon boats, and playing glutinous rice dumplings are all kinds of cultural, sports and entertainment activities that are suitable for all ages, so we call them customs." ”
"Please don't tarnish the word 'custom' with such a heinous criminal act as eating ren. ”
As if he was afraid that he would be too vague, Tian Mimi couldn't understand what he meant, so Xiong Maomao simply said it bluntly.
"I am not only sure that we Miao do not have such a bad behavior, but I am also sure that we do not have 56 ethnic groups in China. ”
Out of his own sense of national honor and national honor, Xiong Maomao swore to play a package ticket with Tian Mimi.
Tian Mimi flashed her round eyes and said faintly, "Are you sure?"
Tian Mimi's question was a bit deep, and Xiong Maomao couldn't answer it for a while
She was silent for a long time before she spoke, her voice desolate, as if she had gone through vicissitudes.
"Cang Liao knows etiquette, and knows honor and disgrace when he has enough food and clothing. ”
"In ancient times, when there was a natural disaster, there would be a famine. ”
"People are so hungry that they dare to do anything, and they can't care about any courtesy, righteousness, honesty, morality, and morality, because they no longer regard themselves as human beings. ”
"Since you don't treat yourself as a human being, you have no humanity, as long as you can not starve to death, you can't do anything inhumane?"
Suddenly, her tone changed, and she was very brisk.
"But now it's different, now that science and technology are advancing and agriculture is developed, every household is full of meat and refrigerators and warehouses full of grain. Who would treat themselves as non-human except if they have a nervous problem?"
"I said that the pigs raised by Grandpa Cat are too fat, or is the hybrid rice planted by Grandpa Fang too full? Feed the current people too much, and have nothing to do when they are full? You also graduated from college, and you believe this kind of rumor?"
"It's a shame that you are my dear cousin, but if this kind of question is asked to me by another person, I won't hammer her to death, I will write the bear word upside down. ”
"When you enter the village, cousin, you can talk less. If you ask some stupid questions like that, we'll all have to bury you......"
Seeing that Xiong Maomao was babbling endlessly, he had no intention of stopping at all.
Tian Mimi felt that she needed to explain to her why she was asking such a stupid question.
So she decided to tell the dream she had just had in the car.
She kept her voice low and no one could hear her except Xiong Maomao.
"Maomao, I just had a nightmare in the car. ”
Xiong Maomao nodded, urging a little indifferently, "We still have to rush into the village, please skip the storytelling session, and briefly summarize this nightmare in a sentence of no more than twenty words." ”
"I dreamed that He Zhouhe and I were being cooked in a water tank. ”
Tian Mimi's mind once again resurfaced the two big coconut heads soaking in the water tank.
One is himself, and the other is He Zhou.
It was blistered white and swollen, and it was miserable.
Thinking of her tragic death, Tian Mimi's stomach began to feel uncomfortable again, and she was nauseous for a while.
Seeing that Tian Mimi just finished speaking, she fell to the ground and retched.
is as smart as Xiong Maomao, and probably guessed Tian Mimi's mental journey.
She squatted down and stuffed the handkerchief in her hand into Tian Mimi's hand.
"So, cousin, you are uncomfortable because you are frightened by the dead person in the dream? You asked me if the Miao people can cook people to eat, because you suspect that you have a prophetic dream again?"
Hearing Xiong Maomao say everything he had encountered and thought right, Tian Mimi wiped the foam from the corner of her mouth, turned her head with a relieved face, and nodded at her.
I knew that my godfather wouldn't do anything else but pit me!
After confirming that Tian Mimi had a suspected prophetic dream about the death of all the targets of his escort mission, Xiong Maomao chuckled in his heart, and suddenly felt that the pressure on his shoulders was so great.
But she still kept a smile on her face, and cheerfully enlightened her timid cousin.
"Cousin, don't you only have a prophetic dream at a fixed time? It's already three o'clock in the afternoon, and this is the boundary of Wuxi again, this is definitely not a prophetic dream, and it won't come true. ”
Tian Mimi sighed deeply.
"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm just afraid of what if. In this dream, I died so miserably. Anyway, He Zhou and he knew that I would have a prophetic dream, so we would just tell him about it and turn around and go back!"
Xiong Maomao saw that Tian Mimi was so afraid of death, and he wasn't sure if he had a prophetic dream, so he planned to pull people away.
She hesitated for a moment and said the true purpose of the trip.
"Brother Face is in the Gu, I have to find Doctor Miao to solve the Gu, he will die if he goes back. ”
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