More than two hundred, is it expensive?

"You really don't have to think about it. ”

Chen Han felt that no matter how expensive cosmetics were, they couldn't save this eldest sister.

In the past years when he was wandering outside, he was taken out by the madman master to meet many women.

"Do you think the growth of a man is cooking? Do you think it's medicine? It's not right!" The madman master was lying on the mat, eating watermelon with his toes buckled, without the image of a superior person.

"What's that?"

"It's a woman. No matter how strong a man is, he can't resist a woman's legs lightly. ”

In the words of the old madman, whether a woman is beautiful or not, first look at the legs.

Needless to mention, the two legs are as thick as Spanish ham. The older sister's legs are relatively thin, but she stands in a figure-eight posture and wears a pair of torn black stockings, which has no beauty at all.

Not to mention, the tag of her cardigan is still hanging around her waist, her eyes are frivolous, and her nostrils are facing the sky, which is the first time she has seen such a character.

The two are dressed exaggeratedly and have a strong desire to express themselves, and it can be seen that they are eager to be recognized.

"It's not that Sister Mei looks down on you, how many men understand cosmetics?" The eldest sister frowned slightly, as if she was a little displeased with Chen Han's tone.

"I don't understand. ”

Chen Han wanted to politely ask the two of them to leave, but when Han Muxue was setting up the stall, he felt that he could take advantage of the harassing phone call.

He was very reluctant to squeeze out a smile, and then said: "Two beauties out of the water hibiscus, the best in the world! But I'm not worthy of the two, someone can. ”

"Visionary. Seeing that his expression was serious, not like ridiculing herself, Sister Mei said proudly, "You still have self-knowledge, it's okay, my sister doesn't dislike you." ”

"I hate it! Since ancient times, swords have been given to heroes, and pink has been given to beautiful women. I happen to know such a person. ”

After Chen Han finished speaking, he walked towards Han Muxue, blinked, and asked in his ear, "What about the one who sent a message to harass you?"

He ...... Is that okay?"

"It's not all about one mouth. ”

"He ......"

"Just leave it to me. ”

Han Muxue's mobile phone unlocked and opened WeChat.

"Is your vision better worthy of your sister's aesthetics?" Sister Mei waited a little impatiently, and looked at Chen Han quietly.

"I have precious time, and there are many men waiting to call me my sweetheart at night. The little girl with the nose ring was proud, and her fat face was full of pride.

"Found it. ”

Han Muxue finally found Zhao Sihuan's WeChat.

However, my father just asked Zhao Lao Liu to intercede, so he focused on the relationship.

Then again, Zhao Sihuan is an annoying fly. Messaging harassment all day long.

I really don't understand the kind of man he is, he always says disgusting things even though he refuses.

"I'll take a look first. Chen Han took his mobile phone, opened the circle of friends, and rummaged through the photos.

When Sister Mei saw the Porsche she was driving, she lowered her head ashamedly and said, "This kind of playboy must be inattentive, so my sister will not ask for hardship." ”

Chen Han saw people very accurately, figured out what Sister Mei was thinking, and then said: "He, he has been hurt in his relationship, and he longs for true love. The resonance of the body and the soul, the kind that never leaves. As long as you love with your heart. can impress him. ”

"What does it matter to me that he's injured. Sister Mei whispered.

"This is a time when men are at their most vulnerable. Chen Han has mastered the rhythm of speaking, "If at this time, there can be a woman like you who is elegant, intellectual, confident and has a unique personality, take care of him, take care of him, and guide him." Then he'll be yours for the rest of his life. ”

"Really?" Sister Mei saw that his voice came from the bottom of her heart and was deeply affected, "I think he has a good aesthetic and the color of the car is my favorite." ”

You should follow the logo that likes Porsche.

Chen Han sneered in his heart, but his eyes were very sincere.

"Which scumbag hurt my little brother. The little sister with a nose ring said, "Sister, you see that his circle of friends often goes to nightclubs." It's not good for his health, let's save him. ”

"yes. ”

Chen Han stomped his feet and said, "Look at his unruly hairstyle, so manly, don't you like it?"

This pair of sisters was ridiculed by family and friends. Love is full of frustrations and thorns, and they always comfort themselves with the incomprehension of the world.

Chen Han's words are simply to the heart, not to mention that they have a limited social circle and can't get in touch with high-quality Porsche men, and even if they do, they don't know how to appreciate the shining points on their bodies.

Nowadays, perfect love is in front of you, and it seems to be within reach.

Sister Mei scratched her hair and pretended to be embarrassed, "He should be happy to have a friend like you who thinks about him." I'll just add him to make small talk, you didn't fool me. ”

Chen Han was ecstatic in his heart, his face was serious, and he said, "You are so smart, I fooled you?"

"That's just as well. Sister Mei took out her mobile phone and scanned the QR code to add friends.

She seemed to be worried that if she was humble just now, the other party would look down on her, and she regained her pride, "The man that my sister can't handle is not born yet." ”

"I'll apply too. The little girl with the nose ring scanned it with her phone, "Maybe he likes my one?" She smiled happily, revealing the leek leaves on her teeth.

"Don't worry, my sister will let him be loved...... What the hell. ”

"Sister will let him enjoy the ...... of love Target...... What the hell. "Sister Mei's vocabulary is a little insufficient, and she is stuck there halfway through her words.

"Nourishing. Chen Han reminded with a smile.

"Yes. Sister Mei looked at Chen Han with satisfaction, "You are really good at talking, I have a good sister to introduce to you." ”

"No!" Han Muxue was anxious. What kind of good sisters can these two be?

Chen Han hurriedly said: "Don't mention me first, you may understand love, but you don't understand him." You know, the more proud a man is, the more he has to strike at the right time. Mentally dominant. ”

Sister Mei hesitated for a moment and nodded: "What else?"

"Also, you have to find a way to build the most intimate relationship. Chen Han looked like a love expert, "That is, to find something that both people like." ”

"Hi. Sister Mei smiled contemptuously and said with a big grin, "Isn't that little thing in your man's house just rolling the sheets." ”

Cough!

It's tough.

Chen Han didn't know what to say.

Next to her, Han Muxue was also red-faced, she had never seen such a shameless woman.

Chen Han sneered: "Your idea is too naïve and too simple. ”

If someone dared to say this about Sister Mei, she would have scolded her a long time ago, but now it's different, just add a high-quality man, and you have to liven up the relationship.

She rarely said in a coquettish tone: "Then you can teach me, okay." ”

"The hair is boring and split ends, failure! The makeup on the face is unevenly applied, and the navel is just that, and the old mud inside is not clean, and the failure is the failure. The delicacy of a woman makes the dog eat?"

Sister Mei's face turned red instantly, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and her arrogant head dripped down, "Then, what should I do?"

"Look, I just said two words about you, and I wasn't confident. How to take care of the man you like. Chen Hanyi said rhetorically, "You look almost thirty years old, if you want to live happily for the rest of your life, work hard." ”

Sister Mei said at a loss: "Thirty-one." ”

"Men aren't just for sex. Chen Han looked at the poor Sister Mei and the stunned little sister with a nose ring, and said, "If there is one thing, he can only get satisfaction from you." That's it. ”

"Hmm!"

Sister Mei instantly regained her confidence and nodded vigorously.

Satisfy!

Hmph, what else can be more satisfying than making a man flutter.

It's so simple, I have to say so much.

The little sister of the nose ring listened obediently and said, "Thank you, thank you little brother for talking so much, I will definitely work hard." ”

"Alright. Chen Han waved his hand, "Spend some money first, and clean up yourself more beautifully than now." I can't bear the child's wolf. ”

The little sister of the nose ring said, "Little brother, I know how to do it." ”

"If you don't understand, we're here to ask you. Sister Mei waved her hand.

Chen Han didn't talk much nonsense, rode on the battery car, and went home with Han Muxue.

The other side.

Zhao Sihuan was sure that his father, Jinwu Zang, was an aunt.

He bought cosmetics and big-name clothes in the mall at night, and sent them to Jiang Xiuhong to pay homage in advance.

Although Jiang Xiuhong robbed her mother's man, she is the future mother-in-law.

Family, don't care.

On the way to meet Jiang Xiuhong, I received a friend application, and there were two in a row.

He didn't know that Chen Han, who had never met before, had already helped him choose two high-quality girlfriends, and he thought of the best sister flowers at the party, so he passed the application without hesitation.

After chatting for a few words, the opposite side began to tease with words.

Hey, it looks pretty pure in person, but I didn't expect that I couldn't bear the loneliness in my bones.

Women like you are so uncomfortable to clamp the fort by yourself.

Zhao Sihuan's heart was itching, and she secretly made up her mind: "Wait, you have two little hooves." I'm going to pack you all under my crotch one by one. ”